Gus The Fox
@GusTheFox
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I once punched a duck so hard that it went back in time and ended up in a painting at the National Portrait gallery wearing a Tudor ruff.
London
Joined December 2011
It’s just one fucking thing after another for eels isn’t it?
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She radiated more toxicity than the yawning exposed shattered core in Chernobyl
50 years today, Mrs. Thatcher became Leader of the Opposition. Meeting her 16 years ago was unforgettable. Even then, she radiated light and authority…and so much charm. A tough act to follow for all her successors as Conservative party leader…and a huge responsibility ⭐️
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This is definitely the sort of thing AI would come up with if you told it to write a film about Baphomet returning from the underworld to become president. This timeline is just code and nothing really matters.
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Just got back from Kinshasa and the rumours are indeed true. Every single person I saw there was drinking Um Bongo
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It’s a shite idea. Even if USA turn it into some sort of futuristic, Middle Eastern, resort using trillions of dollars, nobody will be able to step foot there because it’ll get attacked for the next 100 years by Palestinian freedom fighters. And who could blame them? #fuckzionism
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Everyone who described what is happening in Gaza as genocidal ethnic cleansing has been proved correct. Anyone who skirts around that fact or denies it is a horrible cunt. We need to tell the USA to go fuck itself and find some new mates. It’s that simple now
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The ‘For You’ section of this website is like sticking your head inside a festival toilet and lapping at the lukewarm mountain of shit and toilet paper with your tongue. I should know. I’ve done that.
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People who get angry and say that our prisons are like Butlins are talking utter nonsense. Id rather go to Belmarsh than spend an adults weekend at Butlins in Minehead.
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Baron Trump moves like a pterodactyl that’s been squashed into a man costume. It’s like they’ve had to gaffer tape his wings down and squeeze them inside a corset so that nobody can tell that he’s a fucking succubus.
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I reckon the ‘News at 10’ in Gotham City is more upbeat than the sort of shit we’re dealing with this week.
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Dear @bbcquestiontime Shall we call time on inviting slack-jawed doggy-piper, Tim Montgomerie, on the show, if he insists on babbling horseshit like a fully paid-up sultan of Satan?
“Donald Trump cares more about Britain than Keir Starmer does. He genuinely loves this country in a way that our own politicians do not.” @TVKev | @montie
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