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@adgirlMM I just posted you to my Instagram stories so all my Republican mysogynist cousins can read it 🥰
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Love how James @Comey is warning us we might end up with Trump for 4 more years when he's the reason we had Trump for 4 years or 7 or however long we've dealt with him. Gfy
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@wellroundedwell @Esqueer_ That will never happen
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@xinobimusic @SnoopDogg Tweeder is what we call it in Mexico
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@TheFigen_ Was he Autistic? I'm Autistic and it looks like he's stimming
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Supreme Court: Stand back and stand by
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@theangriestbuni @billyd3_ Both??? There are two?? 😂🤣
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@katzish I grew up in a third world country and this would never happen there
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@MuellerSheWrote I was thinking today how I see a Tesla and it makes me want to vomit and I think the driver is an Elon Stan but they're mostly Democrats probably who cared about the environment before April of 2022
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@EdKrassen Makes me happy that Elon triggered everyone to donate. He's not only a genius, he's an effective one lolollolollllol
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@j035ich5pach @JimVandeHei You pay for a free website
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@BillyWayneDavis @JimLeBrecht You could have hired a graphic designer but apparently you didn't or you wouldn't be so defensive about yuor horrific font choice. If you're trying to sell tickets you're not very good at sales. You could have said I appreciate the feedback instead you insulted all your fans👌
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@katzish A Catholic third world country
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@MarVistaWriter @kenklippenstein @MollyJongFast I meant seriously you're defending her???? Democrats can't get anything done because she won't quit and she can't be replaced in the Judiciary because Republicans won't allow it
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@MarVistaWriter @kenklippenstein @MollyJongFast Are you sure you're not a republican??
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Do NOT repost
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@ChrisMurphyCT @stengel They can tell the difference between a TV host and a serious man with values
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This is how I went to the gym today. I always feel like shit and force myself to do just about everything. Walked 15 min to the train and took a 30 min ride with my apron on. Is this what dementia looks like?
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@gtconway3d @gross_jennie @JDVance1 @TTuberville Clearly getting into Yale doesn't mean you're smart. It means you're good at testing and writing and getting into schools
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@ifudontlike2bad @Janabw81 @MSNBC @nbc As if Joe Mika Jennings Mitchell Tur Were not terrible enough
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@ldubya56 @Renee_Niro Same. He was attacking me because Trump's votes had been switched to Biden 🙄🤪 like it was my fault Biden won
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@Cooperstreaming But also about a third of the country lacks the curiosity to leave and explore outside the US because they think there's nothing they can learn from anyone who isn't American
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@SchwartzNow @elonmusk @anothercohen You should probably Google this guy and find out what an amazing human he is compared to the trashy owner of this website. He worked on the edit button hon
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@vikingbenefits @briantylercohen Elon is Elizabeth Holmes
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@cramer_gerrit @SecretaryPete @laurenboebert Lolollolollllol of course it is you pay for a free website
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@ABC So she found a babysitter 🥰
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@chrislhayes @StubHub How can anyone afford to go anywhere??
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@ProfMMurray @united @Delta First class person should have been in the middle. Not your problem. Not so smart to piss two flyers off.
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@lxeagle17 She's so full of herself
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@Mario_4411 @oneunderscore__ Nothing. He's never ever been a Genius. He tricked all of you
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@USMCLiberal @cracraone Lemme guess. "Airquotes" is a side effect.
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@antifaoperative @BADASSBROAD7 A 'person' under 13 is a child
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@burnandravepod @themaxburns @MeidasTouch Latino is his ethnicity White is his race
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@itsJeffTiedrich No. We need fewer Republicans
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@JamieatHeart @carogonza2 Can only listen to Nicolle Joy and Alex. If I am lucky Velshi is subbing for anyone else. Love Ayman and Mehdi and his show being cancelled makes me want to boycott.
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@kdnerak33 @JaneotN Say okay, for just one day
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@MarinaMedvin @lonestarherd CRT isn't taught outside of any Law School
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@JaneotN @thedesertginger When you choose your dress for Mar a Lago and Elmo doesn't get invited to the white house Again
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@Logically_JC Only if I can turn it into section 8 for black and brown disabled people only and free abortions in his office
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@BobGolen A homeless guy asked me for a $20 because he was trying to 'get a room' and told me he wasn't an alcoholic and I said well I am so don't judge and I gave him the 20 😜
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@davidmweissman Probably a staples red button or one like the one that brought him diet cokes
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@FordJohnathan5 I saw someone call them decerebrates and I don't think the word is used enough in the US. We use it daily in Mexico. Look at AMLO
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@PatCorc2019 @georgehahn Awww so true. I love him
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@1goodtern @CuratorSys Got COVID in the hospital
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@TristanSnell And had an imaginary pool flood
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@donwinslow I don't recognize this country six months ago. I grew up in a third world country. Abortion is legal in Mexico
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@oneunderscore__ He's Charlie Sheening live
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@cooltxchick My dental hygienist told me to be careful when I told her I was going to get a cavity in Mexico Then I told her that's where I was born and lived for two decades 🙄
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@Logically_JC They were lovely. And I didn't watch the news. And I knew NOTHING about government. And I slept every night and ate every day.
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@SaraLibby @daveweigel @sfchronicle She better be on her way there to resign
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@JoeMaristela @TheRichardLewis @SamuelAAdams 2.9k views : 2 likes You complain about Capitalism and pay a billionaire for a free website What a genius you are
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@JaneotN His cotton candy looks More like Kim Jong Un every day
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@katzish Sociopaths
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@BlackKnight10k @Wisco Queen Fani Willis 👑
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@Osint_NY Because it's free Because I've been on here longer than he has Because I want to Because I have lots of entertaining friends here I am also on post and threads and I hate Zuck I can multitask Can you not
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@kathygriffin You mean MAGA youths
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@iamharaldur @elonmusk He doesn't deserve people like you working for him
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@atrupar @dominionvoting The color of his skin is so gross
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Thank you so much for the birthday wishes everyone 😘 I appreciate all of you 🧡💜❤️ Elmo can kill Twitter but he can't kill joy 😎🌈✨
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Wishing the sweet and lovely @maricotona a very happy birthday today! 🎂 Don’t forget to pop your balloons, Mary. 🎈🎈
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@pentzman @7Veritas4 America will be great again when he's in Prison ❤️
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@Sorta_David Homemakers for Hitler you forgot
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@EricG1247 Books: 0
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@FPWellman @angrygrrrrl1111 @GovParsonMO I think it's hilarious that most people think we are the best country in the world. If that were true kids would not need to be fed at school because their parents would make enough money to feed them thrice a day. This is pathetic
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@mehdirhasan On the bright side you can block them all and your feed will be best
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@TheRickWilson @politico He thinks he can debate newsome lolollolollllol he couldn't even debate Christ
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@RikCorwin3 You pay $8 for a free website
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@oneunderscore__ I asked my young coworkers :)
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@JaneotN His shoes are slippery remember
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@gtconway3d I hope he gets a gag order on Monday
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@NashIsHereForIt @JaneotN Did you see how the cop let the door slam in front of him? Or didn't hold the door open 😂🤣😂
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@Shayan86 @mehdirhasan Because they think Trump is going to win and pardon them. Convenient
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@Lisa_from_SoCal @JimVandeHei It's called boundaries
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I did it 💙 Happy birthday @Talyn777
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@Mymblemum @MissBThe3rd @Glazgow OMG I didn't know other people had my exact hoarding tendencies
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@MatthewJshow @SpeakerMcCarthy Lolollolollllol What for?? Please list 78 reasons
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@THR @therealkenecik He might be more pathetic than Trump
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@TomJChicago His imaginary practice doesn't even have a website
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@DonLew87 @BradMossEsq Is smartmatic a different lawsuit than Dominion?
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@lindyli He wasn't losing. He LOST
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@Edmond_J_ @MTHRGODDESS @JoJoFromJerz No it's not letters. It's an education
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@dragracefan1 @lmcbreen @thekjohnston I helped a customer with a $2000 housewares order. Wrapped a zillion glasses and flutes. She came back with a gift card for my favorite martini at my favorite restaurant 🤍 first time in 9 years of retail that a customer showed their appreciation
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@nelmagene2010 @Victorshi2020 You pay for a free website
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@imjdsharp So Fox paying 787.5 MILLION DOLLARS to Dominion for defamation (because there was no fraud and none of the fox people believed it but lied to you) is not good enough for you??? Lolollolollllol
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@DiaryofaSickGrl The ability to stand long enough to prepare a meal
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@adgirlMM @IAm_JohnPaulAF I do I do 🥰🥰🥰 With her Cinderella gloves Now she dresses for the job she wants Sales at Lululemon in Des Moines
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@Swmngwshrks @SundaeDivine @JoJoFromJerz Trump pays people to go to rallies
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@fugitivemama @BasedMikeLee @corrcomm Let's talk about you paying for a Free website 🤓
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@ConLaw60654 @BidenHQ She should have changed her name from Nimrata to Tepid
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