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Hey real quick yall!!
Thank you for being fans, buying stuff, coming to shows and all that dope shit.
I love doing this for a living and I’m grateful you sinners let me!
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If this was in a muddy field with trucks, you dumb fucks would have no problem with this, but its in a city so its scaryyyyyyyy!
Streets in Oakland are completely out of control. Where are the police?
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Do only poor and middle class people have to go directly to jail after a guilty verdict?
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Young people would pass, lets make old people take the civics and driving test every fucking year and watch society take some leaps forward.
Vivek Ramaswamy is proposing a constitutional amendment that requiring citizens 18 to 24 to pass a civics test in order to vote - the same one immigrants take to become naturalized U.S. citizens.
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Its cool that we have Ryan Reynolds to see what would've happened if Chevy Chase wasn't a drug addled fuck face.
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"Symbolism can be harsh."
Bald eagle thought to be hurt was really just ‘too fat to fly,’ Missouri officials say
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LEGENDS NEVER DIE.
ENJOY THE PEACE, JH.
THANKS FOR ALL THE FUN.
Johnny Hardwick, who voiced Dale in ‘KING OF THE HILL,’ has reportedly died at the age of 59. 🕊️
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We need to shoot him to the moon to remind him he doesn't do any actual labor.
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Dianne Feinstein proved that women can be power hungry ego maniacs in politics just like the boys.
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Why don't you dumb fucks get mad at businesses not repaying their loans? Or the giant tax breaks they get to not pay you enough. Jesus Christ stop being mad at other poor people.
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Bill Maher doesn't believe in anything other than Bill Maher having a tv show. He's a wealthy dude with no family who thinks he's smart for appeasing his executive masters for decades.
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The Stock Market.
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i have a billion motherfucking questions.
Ben Affleck will reportedly star as Hulk Hogan in a new film ‘GAWKER’
The film will likely follow the lawsuit between Hulk Hogan and website Gawker after they published a sex tape video that Hogan wasn't aware was being filmed.
(Source: )
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Quick reminder that 5'3 300 pound people aren't taking your money to buy fudge rounds, its corporations and wealthy people who pander to you to believe that nonsense.
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Jason Aldean is the voice of every cos-player who grew up in an upper-middle class home but loves to play poor in expensive toys on the weekends but has now leaned into the hateful idiot demographic.
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If we had universal healthcare, all these companies would have less power.
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My favorite part of “no rules streetfighting?”
You can use a gun.
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awesome.
A Texas judge has ruled that Infowars host Alex Jones cannot use bankruptcy protection to avoid paying nearly $1.1 billion to families who sued over his conspiracy theories that the Sandy Hook school massacre was a hoax.
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Another example of why writers are so important. These are actors’ thoughts and stories just let loose on the world.
Jessica Chastain reveals that as a kid she would sit in the school cafeteria eating orange and banana peels:
“I remember sitting in the cafeteria and eating orange peels and banana peels because it made people notice me. The other kids would be like, 'Oh my God, look at her.' I
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White trash hot. Incredible troll.
She's making every shithead uncle who screams about her being at games horny as hell, they're defenseless against this outfit and blonde feathered hair...they don't know what to do....tip of the hat, to our nations future Queen.
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"Our parent's work for energy & defense corporations!!"
I love how Texans fully commit to being texan; it consumes them, it’s their primary identity — similar to oberlin grads and Bushwick
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Look kids, Greenhouse Gaslighting!!!
Scientists failed for decades to communicate the coming risks of rapid sea-level rise to policymakers and the public, a new study has found.
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Texans talking shit about San Francisco while welcoming all the tech people that destroyed it.
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The missing submarine is a very important reminder that its our duty to tax the dumb out of wealthy people, and we are failing them.
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These twerps whole job is to spoon feed poor angry white dudes a reason for their anger that isn’t the wealthy.
All you need to know about
#BarbieTheMovie
is that it unironically uses the word "patriarchy" more than 10 times.
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I think the weirdest part of Seinfeld's complaint about comedy is he's never done that style of comedy.
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The only way this ruling makes sense is if someone was making money off of prisons. Tons of money. Off of prisons.
0regon spends $109 per day to house someone in jail, or $3,379 per month.
The average studio apartment in Oregon costs $980 per month.
If you support jailing people over providing housing, you're not only an evil person, you're an idiot.
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yeah pretty unclear until tonight
My God, this Presidential debate proves that we need younger presidential candidates.
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Duh, if you're selling out the same stadiums, why would you do it for free?
Taylor Swift has declined the 2024 Super Bowl halftime show, HITS Daily Double reports.
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So many liberal people who found me on a mega corporation’s (clear channel communications) podcasts figured out I don’t pander to nonsense or weird righteous bullying today and they don’t like it.
I’m still on the left of liberal but lord y’all don’t make it easy to defend.
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I didn’t know OJ was sick. What else was he hiding?
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Meanwhile in Texas people are using the Whataburger app to track power outages because the electric company there doesn’t have one
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Most of the comments are people yelling give it to
@roywoodjr
as they should be.
Comedy Central is going back to square one in its efforts to find a new host for
#TheDailyShow
after Hasan Minhaj's recent controversy.
Minhaj was previously a leading candidate. He remains in the mix of people being considered to replace Trevor Noah.
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I'd like to get very popular in Australia, Europe, & Canada now. Popular enough I can tour with my family for the foreseeable future, please.
INTERNET Do YOUR THING!!!
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if i offended you today, you weren't a fan of mine. You aren't a fan of anything other than pandering. its exhausting as a comedian, but i enjoy culling the ole fanbase of the easily offended and/or shallow thinkers. Y'all ruin so much with your pretend caring.
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I think my man just said if you're on Social Security you're not welcome in Florida. So many retirees gotta move now.
I’m warning socialists and communists not to travel to Florida. They are not welcome in the Sunshine State.
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“Hey I’m a grown up and the fictional movie i watched wasn’t tailored to my specific sensibilities, and I can’t handle it.”
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With no residual money currently from streamers, this is a low ask.
Actor Lee Jung-jae requested over $1 million per episode for “Squid Game” Season 2, according to Dispatch 🤯💰
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What's that old French saying that translates to, "if you're going to lose, lose because you're giant cock knocked over the bar."
Anthony Ammirati failed the bar and the commentators are clearly having a hard time acknowledging what happened 😂 HELP I'M DYING
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"Connecting the dots" is how we get idiots to believe they can draw.
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TFW you think you invented the dive bar.
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The statehouse banned tik-tok in Montana and the youth were like “cool, anyway, we’re busy doing your job.”
Breaking news: In the first ruling of its kind nationwide, a Montana state court decided Monday in favor of young people who alleged the state violated their right to a “clean and healthful environment” by promoting the use of fossil fuels.
The court determined that a provision
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"SHOW ME PROOF"
(shows proof)
"SHOW ME PROOF THAT I UNDERSTAND."
(impossible)
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I don’t want him to win, but I hope RFK Jr never stops running for president.
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Hey y'all here's the thing MAGA derps, if the CIA was involved in Jan 6th, it would've worked. They are great at coups.
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Hoping I win the Mega Millions so i can afford to live in the USA.
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Seek out Southern comedians who don’t pander to the dumbest amongst us.
@roywoodjr
@natebargatze
@davidcrosss
@MattDavis
@blaireerskine
@JayJurden
@robhaze
@StewartHuffPod
@marknorm
@WhitmerThomas
@realaaronweber
@chancewillie
There are more and they’re awesome.
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The only two places i've had to use a VPN to masturbate were the Middle East and Texas.
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People wanting the Epstein list released like it'll only hurt their political opposition clearly don't understand power or wealth.
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The USA has both, a gun problem and a mental health problem. And it also has a wealth disparity & affordable healthcare and housing problem. Its not one fucking problem.
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They try to jail him.
They try to kill him.
It will not work.
He is indomitable.
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Why do y'all value products over people's lives? Why don't y'all talk about shooting the CEO's & lobbyist who fight not to pay a living wage and don't pay their fair share of taxes? WHY IS THAT
@jakeshieldsajj
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Nah, its opiates.
Opiates are the opiates of the masses.
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Make higher education affordable and/or free and affirmative action isn't a fucking issue. Ivy League schools offer nothing more than better networking. Those grads aren't any smarter than most, they are better connected. Most insider trading starts at Wharton.
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I know they're in a cult, but its fucking wild to scream, "freedom" all the time while wanting a king.
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I think we should randomly drug test all elected officials.
The Secret Service has narrowed down 500 people as the potential source of cocaine in the White House.
But they are ending the investigation tomorrow without administering drug tests to these individuals. A total failure.
The American people deserve to know who smuggled illegal
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Humans love to rename things and say the invented something new. That’s an airplane with big tires and headlights.
World's first fully electric flying car has been approved by FAA & is now accepting preorders!
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Holler at me, ill prolly do your podcast, even
@DailyZeitgeist
since they swear I’m not banned, they just don’t book me anymore, for getting them to pay guests. 😎😂😝
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This is why the left gets its fucking ass kicked constantly.
I much prefer Jon Stewart's approach, where it feels like he's reacting to something with me, to John Oliver's, where it feels like he's lecturing me.
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TAX THE WEALTHY & CORPORATIONS PROPERLY and this man never has to sleep behind the airport then these "did the right thing way too late" stories go away.
Wow. The Los Angeles Dodgers have re-signed Outfielder Andrew Toles who has schizophrenia and hasn’t played since 2018, so he would still have access to the team’s health insurance and mental health services.
Toles is not expected to play for the Dodgers this season and will
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They didn't edit one word of my late night debut, hearing Andy laugh during my set, and then Conan told the booker after I was welcome back anytime. I've lived several dreams in my life but this one was better than i imagined.
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So many dipshits mad they’re not the sole demographic being sold things.
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So you're telling me in this day and age if you text and email all your illegal plans, there is a record of that?
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The wealthy & corporations.
They loot your taxes every damn day.
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Its important to know that just because you can read words doesn't mean you know their definitions.
WOW…
#Jets
QB Aaron Rodgers says that HIV was created by the US government.
‘The gameplan was made in the 80’s’
(Via NBC)
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nope, its Citizens United.
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It kinda incredible how quick these new rich dudes are destroying the myth that you gotta be smart to be rich.
Q. “What can we do about lowering the cost of daycare?”
JD Vance:…”Maybe Grandpa and Grandma want to help a little bit more. Maybe there’s an uncle/aunt who wants to help a little bit more…”
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All his lyrics make sense now that I know his dad went by Blackie Dammet.
Anthony Kiedis of Red Hot Chili Peppers with his dad Blackie Dammet, 1970s
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Finally someone is taxing the wealthy.
A group of up to 10 smash-and-grab robbers between the ages of 18 and 25 took off with more than $100,000 worth of merchandise from the Gucci store at the South Coast Plaza.
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Breaking: Newly wealthy dude in Texas likes Trump.
🤣😂
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If 10,000 of you
send me a $100 each,
i'll tell you my simple plan
to make a million dollars.
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