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@realaaronweber
Aaron Weber
28 days
I am recording a special in Nashville in a few weeks Thank you @natebargatze and everyone at @nateland_ent for making it happen Hope to see y’all at @zaniesnashville
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1 year
male friendship in 2023
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Aaron Weber
6 years
wow what a year #2018Wrapped
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1 year
key & peele support group
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2 years
ordering food at a mexican restaurant
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2 years
no limits
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Aaron Weber
3 years
remember to salt your driveway before the snow comes in. stay safe everyone @NashSevereWx
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Aaron Weber
4 years
A much-needed story of hope and vindication in these trying times (w/ @loverrlylucy )
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Aaron Weber
8 months
bates when i get fired from nateland
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8 months
Today is the day I finally speak my mind about that no good fat bastard. You know who I’m talking about. Recording now. You will want to see this.
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Aaron Weber
7 months
new @dustyslay special is on @NetflixIsAJoke NOW. we're having a good time 👋
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Aaron Weber
4 months
dang he did the same thing to my show tonight
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juju 💰
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chris brown really bought all of quavos concert tickets so no one would turn up 😭
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Aaron Weber
4 months
thank you @NetflixIsAJoke & @HollywoodImprov for letting me do some comedy this week. see you next time LA ☝️
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Aaron Weber
1 year
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Aaron Weber
7 months
happy fat tuesday #tbt
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Aaron Weber
3 months
just saw the most interesting tweet of all time and then twitter refreshed and now I’ll never find it again
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Aaron Weber
3 years
thank you for the memories, planet fitness. but it's time to move on. after four years of paying and never going, i've officially canceled my membership. i appreciate all of the love and support
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Aaron Weber
9 months
the bond between center and QB will never be broken
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2 months
hey frank I got you an audition, I think you’d be perfect for it frank: sick, what’s the role?
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Aaron Weber
5 years
wow beautiful moment on @jeopardy yesterday
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Aaron Weber
4 years
def jam but with a white dj
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Aaron Weber
1 year
cleaning up the community one lawn at a time #lawncare #sbmowing #asmr #satisfying #overgrownlawn
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Aaron Weber
1 month
RIP @SouthwestAir ’s opening seating policy. End of an era
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Aaron Weber
7 months
I had some hot chicken with my friend @dustyslay 👋 watch the full video over on @realratedred ’s youtube 👉
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Aaron Weber
5 months
hey @Enterprise my car got towed in Tacoma and no one at the SeaTac location will answer the phone. I’m heading back to Nashville. Good luck
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Aaron Weber
4 months
thankfully they're bringing in someone to make sense of all this
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Mark Arum
4 months
Today on the show: campus chaos continues. Reaction to the Supreme Court hearing and Trump Trial updates. Col. @mccauslj on aid to Ukraine and Israel. Big road closure starts tonight in DeKalb Co. Plus, comedian @realaaronweber live in studio! 9am-noon on @wsbradio .
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Aaron Weber
9 months
thank you, @ericwhiteback ! 🤜🤛
@ericwhiteback
The Collectibles Guru
9 months
Comedian @realaaronweber does a stand-up routine on baseball cards & it’s HILARIOUS 😂
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3 months
crazy weekend opening for @natebargatze all over the midwest. thank you nate and thank you everyone who said hi 📸: @homelesspimp
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Aaron Weber
6 months
I love a good straightforward nickname
@nut_history
BaseballHistoryNut
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George "Fatty" Hackett. The world's largest baseball player was 450 lbs and played for the 1908 Citizen's Baseball Team in Pennsylvania
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Aaron Weber
1 year
3 straight flights this weekend with no one in the middle seat thank you @SouthwestAir I proclaim this the summer of Aaron
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Aaron Weber
6 months
American Harry Potter would rule
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Aaron Weber
7 months
me ringing the bell at @Arbys to indicate good customer service
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Aaron Weber
5 months
I just threw a perfect game in @MLBTheShow and no one in my life cares but s/o ronel blanco for making history again today
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Aaron Weber
9 months
one of the worst pieces of furniture I’ve ever seen
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Aaron Weber
10 months
me trying to knucks someone on the podcast
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Enez Özen
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My heart is broken
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1 year
maximize your productivity
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Aaron Weber
10 months
my joke about wolf urine now has 7 million views on youtube here’s how it went just two months earlier…
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Aaron Weber
1 year
I got to tell some jokes about baseball cards on Comedy Central @standup s/o @RealCJ10 #thehobby
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Aaron Weber
4 months
phew
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Seattle Police Department
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SPD is Closely Monitoring Conflict Between Israel and Iran
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10 months
I have a big head
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Aaron Weber
5 years
they weren’t ready for this smoke
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Aaron Weber
11 months
hello friends you can check out my new @donttellcomedy set right now! watch this joke or see the whole thing on youtube 👉
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Aaron Weber
5 months
thank you @JackDaniels_US I love you too
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Aaron Weber
3 years
My first comedy album Shirts & Skins is now available everywhere! Buy/stream it now 👉
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Aaron Weber
2 years
7 things I would do differently if I owned my own airport:
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Aaron Weber
1 year
I recommend #merpeople on Netflix
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Aaron Weber
8 months
a guy just gave me the middle finger in traffic. why? does he think I caused it? I thought we were in this together. I have no idea what I did but I’ll be thinking about it for months. I hope he gets home safe. Merry Christmas and happy new year everybody
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Aaron Weber
19 days
Can’t wait for the @MLB to not allow me to stream this game
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MLB
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The Braves and Reds are officially set to play a regular season game inside Bristol Motor Speedway on August 2, 2025 Here's what the view will look like from The Last Great Colosseum 🤩
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Aaron Weber
2 years
@megangailey I’ll watch diners, drive-ins and dives for 5 hours
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Aaron Weber
1 year
small world
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Aaron Weber
6 months
pick up a limited edition Aaron Weber 2024 Tour baseball card at any of my live shows
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Aaron Weber
11 months
@johnbcrist No shame in that emotion, my man. Proud of you bro. Go jackets
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Aaron Weber
1 year
losing confidence in this flyer by the second but i wanted to let you know i'll be back in california in just a few weeks. bakersfield and pleasanton (outside san francisco). i would like it if you came tickets and other stuff at
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Aaron Weber
5 months
if I had to guess Chattanooga’s population based solely on the traffic I would guess 15-16 million
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Aaron Weber
11 months
thank you to the wonderful people of ketchikan, alaska
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Aaron Weber
1 year
a joke about playing the xylophone #tbt @opry
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Aaron Weber
3 months
gasp
@levie
Aaron Levie 🇺🇸
3 months
iPad calculator is actually pretty nuts
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salt lake city with the hiking recommendations
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1 year
7 things I would do differently if I owned my own airline:
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Aaron Weber
1 year
follow your dreams
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Aaron Weber
2 years
earth’s finest water @NatelandPodcast @natebargatze
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Aaron Weber
2 years
i always go to @dustyslay for career advice
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Aaron Weber
5 months
playing video games while I still can
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Aaron Weber
11 months
how do i get rid of raccoons at my house watch my full @donttellcomedy set now at
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Aaron Weber
4 months
Atlanta! I’m here all weekend. Swing by and say hi. Tickets and stuff at ☝️
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Aaron Weber
8 months
hey @SouthwestAir there’s a guy wearing a steelers jersey at the nashville airport who knows how to improve your boarding process if you want to pick his brain. didn’t catch his name but you’ll hear him
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🫲 with arms wide open 🫱 @Creed @TannerNewcomb
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Aaron Weber
6 months
come see me on the road, I promise I have better stories than this @nateland_ent #nateland
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Aaron Weber
2 years
7. a red line will be drawn on the ground 12 feet from every baggage carousel. no one is allowed to cross the line until they see their bag. this will be strictly enforced
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Aaron Weber
4 years
trying to discreetly open a bottle of @FIJIWater with sheer finger strength
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Aaron Weber
2 years
these band names are going too far @ZaniesChicago
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Aaron Weber
7 months
that time i went to the field of dreams in the middle of winter and didnt realize all the corn would be gone anyway ill be back in dubuque in march and hope there will be some by then
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Aaron Weber
1 month
exciting things happening at nateland right now
@nateland_ent
Nateland Entertainment
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Aaron Weber
11 months
Lol I’ve literally been doing that for years
@unusual_whales
unusual_whales
11 months
BREAKING: OpenAI says ChatGPT can now browse the internet.
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Aaron Weber
8 months
why is there not a gas station with a vacuum and air right there at the pump? any investors out there, DM me. let’s change the world together
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Aaron Weber
10 months
‼️ my episode of Nateland Presents: The Showcase (directed by @natebargatze and hosted by me) is out now on youtube! I had fun and you will too. another hot episode drops 10/24 watch now 👉
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Aaron Weber
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the food pyramid @nateland_ent
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Aaron Weber
2 years
if a restaurant has a paper towel roll on the table I’m on board right away
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Aaron Weber
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standup comedy 🤝 harry potter
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Aaron Weber
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𝘐𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘦 𝘪𝘵, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦... back in beautiful des moines iowa this weekend (1/26-27) at @Funnybonewdm ➡️
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@realaaronweber
Aaron Weber
1 year
i have no idea what i'm doing with these videos anymore but ill be in california next week at @theirvineimprov (5/17) and the @OntarioImprov (5/18). come hang out 👉
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Aaron Weber
1 year
holding up four fingers for the fourth quarter is one of the dumbest things we do in sports
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Aaron Weber
5 months
@dustyslay keep it up you’re gonna have to sit down with HR
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Aaron Weber
2 years
7 things I would do differently if I owned my own hotel:
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Aaron Weber
1 year
might break ticketmaster on this one lol 🎟️:
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watching the game with a lunatic
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1 year
shot of the year
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Aaron Weber
2 years
wow this is long overdue but i just got the double meaning of "every kiss begins with kay." incredible. shoutout @KayJewelers that's genius
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Aaron Weber
7 months
hey @SouthwestAir there’s a guy at the bozeman mt airport who thinks it’d just be a lot easier if you “just gave us a freakin’ seat.” sounds like he’s got this whole thing figured out tbh. lemme know if you wanna connect with him and talk shop.
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Aaron Weber
1 year
the saint louis square
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1 year
I’m sorry @GregWarren
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Aaron Weber
10 months
took a flight today and everything went great
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Aaron Weber
1 year
This is a tough list to crack but I will also be in San Antonio this week
@ExpressNews
San Antonio Express-News
1 year
Vanilla Ice, Leanne Morgan and more things to do this week in San Antonio
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Aaron Weber
2 years
omg I love celebrities so much please put more in the commercials
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Aaron Weber
2 years
should I tip this parking machine?
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Aaron Weber
9 months
it’s super insulting when a hotel has hangers that don’t come off the rack, like I’m gonna steal a bunch of hangers they’re right but it’s still insulting
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