One day… soonest than I can even think to imagine
I’ll get my own place here and a car as bonus
#TwittingIntoExistence
I would’ve a fridge, microwave, book shelf, non-stick pans, plants, a workstation, map printer, auctioned art works, a fine geh in the ranks or jeans & a cat
@babybugatti_
At this point. Man had come to conclusion that a house in Lekki wasn’t deservingly enough. He must get her Aso Rock, his life inheritance and destiny
@bibzyCarter
I think the problem arises from the idea that people search for a particular identity from the wide range of cultures there...
As a Nigerian, you would plan and hope to meet a Nigerian. Try Mexican, Hispanic, Asian or anyone. That's the environment you're now in.
Integrate!
😭🥺
@PeterObi
blessed me with words of prayers and encouragement
“DO THE RIGHT THING, ALWAYS… AND IN YOUR OWN LITTLE WAY. BE FAIR IN YOUR DEALING TO OTHERS” amongst other kind words
God bless Nigeria 🇳🇬🙏🏼
#PeterObiOnParallelFacts
Best birthday gift 🎁😌
@MI_Abaga
@ManLikeIcey
Long ago coming at life. I picked this valuable lesson and trained myself to know “RESPECT IS RECIPROCAL” in my sense that -I should respect myself first and in reciprocity, respect you. When you get to see how I handle myself… you go adjust. That’s the Boomerang of Respect
@TheIgboWolf
A lagos person came to Port Harcourt, booked my ride from GIGM and was so surprised at my playlist… “wait! This music has gotten to ph?… like seriously?… wow! Ph, you pipo are trying ooo” when I was tryna as my Bluetooth connection to pluggin her device
@aproko_doctor
It's time I have to share the Honest TRUTH; Nothing but the Whole TRUTH...
NIGERIAN MEN LOVE SKINNY GIRLS!!!
ALL NIGERIAN MEN LOVE SKINNY GIRLS!!!
Breast and ynash are just stew toppings untop jollof rice. Na the jollof rice dem wan chop 😷
If you doubt; conduct a POLL 🔰
@chinemekalu_
@Bukeeberry__
I remember when I was still in FUTO, 2013. I would escort my crush then to umuchima after their evening service. Drop all my valuables so she can bring them to class the next day. and off course 'Uso' to Hostel A through that SUG narrow path then. 😢
God has been faithful 😆
@Abdullahikudu9
@firstladyship
You think it’s a game? Fighting for a worthy Country Home and sane Countrymen and women! For prosperity?
You think it’s a game!?
@RonHeartt
@ProsperCFC
@254planner
Now I think you were reading it wrongly… he was prolly trying to layout his reasons for the idea/notion of “luck” in his submission
@jon_d_doe
This is the first time… someone is bringing a beautiful challenge and especially aimed at making men feel loved 😩😌
Uncle Jon D Doe! Na better Holy Spiriting dey guide your leadership and teachings for this street ✊🏽
@DirectorFlo
@mamaamuwo
Can she be sued?
What her mobile number?
We need to follow up on these people relentlessly until we've steady power supply 😠
@cacovidng
see what and how
@mamaamuwo
disbursed your "NOT FOR SALE" items by excluding your stickers and branding your relief as her personae
@justsociety4all
@tanna_uzoka
The integrity of WAEC is going to be questioned before the entire world…. Imagine trying to submit your WAEC result after this especially to foreign organizations
@menyade04
@LucilleKing_
@__Abenaa
Usually, the description is given to us when your ride comes in. But we've only 20sec to accept a ride and we're not allowed to decline any ride. You rather accept the ride and for reasons agree by both rider and driver, cancel the ride.
Also, how fast you accept the ride.... 1/
@the_tech_writer
That Pen and Paper 📝 is one of the most important tool in financial development. No matter whatever advancement technology is preaching, until you sit down and write it out so plainly that you can see…. You may not know warrisgoinon
@nvthyy
@A_Blackwoman
Are you aware that people place orders of things and the delivery guy ends up killed and prolly dismembered? Did you hear bout the land agent that was dismembered at Epe?
Do you know that the bike guy can report to the nearest station for a theft ambush and a stolen bike?
@AfamDeluxo
Any smart airline would grant this girl her request and use her as their brand ambassador. Call it/her local or whatever… that’s the message especially for local flights “Calm Down”
@eyen_ibibio
@modagrey
She don’t even know that if you braide (big knot) your natural hair, neatly to N event…. Every single man would be convulsing 😂
They’re many ways to wear your natural hair and men/people would deeply admire you and even respect you
@aproko_doctor
Don't forget to get your Voter's Card....
Study your constitutional rights and laws that govern our lands
Educate those around you about their civil duties in voting and no speak English give anybody 😷
#EndSARS
#MyConstitutionNG
@slimdaddytiller
But if you're in Port Harcourt.... they're many Coffee joint you can hit up for your serene Date....
Marley'n'Blue
Eden
At least the ones I've consciously noticed and been to. Especially as a work environment with your laptop, notes.... whatever you're working on
@TheBriDen
In February 2021... when my sub finishes, I'd drop my phone till further notice.
In September 2021, if this network murmur... I load the other one wetin no good.
PS: I no dey fear price for anywhere I enter "take anything, I go pay" 🎧🎺
@TheBestDecision
@AlumBaeOfficial
..... abeg make I just stand for one corner, I no go misdo. If you don't believe... take my phone, my wallet. My laptop dey inside that bag wey dey on top the red box by the right there. Wait make I comot my chain give you sef.
But abeg no gree make I lie down 😢
@vughnn
You dey inside wey table, plate, spoon and chair for real turkey event fit sup.... you come wan go outside to 'chew the turkey' lol! Dey go na.... 😅
@jon_d_doe
Remaining 2 & 3 for me.
But you see that 1 & 4…? Omo!
At least, 4 is a on/off thingy… I know I’ll get back up. But that I’ll never talk a father that is my father again 😎🛴🫂
I hold to pray: “Lord! When you grant me a family, never make them grow without a father & mother”
@SeniormanOA
I was driving my mum in "that type of Corolla" one day.... and this man (taxi) said.... "Oga Bolt........."
I didn't blame him because Normally, I be Bolt. But you for ask if I dey online that time 😖
@fregeneese1
@Wizebaba
If you attend the class or even the space, You'll learn that they teach against such lifestyle.
They promote men to lead a better heathy and mentally stable lifestyle.
Try asking them for a copy student handbook so you can see the curriculum yourself.
You think sey na genderwar
My Cab guy this…. My Cab guy that!
But you no dey call your cab guy for shows and chops🥺😣
Today na Today! I don dab finish. any passenger wey I drop off for reception…. Na so I go go offline follow go collect jollof and pepper meat and bottle of wine. 🧐
#PhTwitterCommunity
As I dey service the Land… the Sun dey service my Melanin.
Retiring next month… NYSC has been an exciting experience so far… So kindly offer me job opportunities in GIS, Mapping Services (Surveys) & Junior management roles 🙏 even across the globe or Remotely 🎋🤓😋
@MichelleDede
@ritaUdominic
Magical… not even a director could’ve scripted the part you joined the crowd for fun and graced out back to where you trusted God!
Beautiful to watch 🏌️
@menyade04
@LucilleKing_
@__Abenaa
....When once you accept a ride, the only information dispensable to the driver is your pickup location, your name and contact.
Up until he begins your ride, only then he can see your destination.
Hence, a driver would ask because he couldn't prolly see it in-time.
✌🏽
@aproko_doctor
We would march to Abuja from every other city. We pick align dates and meet on the road. BUBU, IGP and incompetent office holder must resign.... we're not waiting for 2023. We want state police as part of the reform
@TitoOfLagos
@funanyachukwu
But it's the bra he's dragging and not you na....
Can you allow "Nigerian Men" to rest....? I'm Nigerian too....
Call out Chukwudi, Desmond or BuBu and just not drag us all into it...
@oloye__
@deejayfaremi
5k Dolls!!!
Àbeg press me 1k make I help'm carry ehm luggage for the 'Name Clearing Ceremony' I'll ensure he comes back safely too 🤗🤑
Heyy! I use Abeg App for multiple giveaways, to send and receive money using my Abeg Tag.
@manlike_didi
@UnfazedSpeech
“Used to have no food”
“I used to:
drive a” -afford fuel in a tank, not trek.
sit in my” -luxury & time, not roadside under the sun.
collect-perfectly fine” -you had choice like a shopper, left the leftover again.
go home & freeze” -comfort place & utility.
“Put it in our rice”
@iyke_1one
@BrianJDennis
Its this part that troubles me... allow them connect... dem no even get listing
So I just play Nigerian info fm leh everybody rest
@OfficialUdiBoy
Desmond Elliot lied to us: He cried
Trying to say the truth by lying: He cried
Sanowu Jide must have gone on short vac and handed Desmond the generator
PU signing in: 7:23am
PU signing out: 23:53am
I’ve completed my task… I saw my PU girl… but I been no fit comot my accredi-line go collect her land-line
We sha go block for street
Labour Party won all PU with Sliders
@Jumns_
@therealyouniece
@bibzyCarter
Oh! That's true.
"Dating" getting to know someone (for knowing and testing sake rather than marriage).... you should probably out-compete Google so can know everybody even the ones yet to be born
@Adolfadeyera1
@TheBriDen
I dey sell everything bros.
-Honey, Crayfish, dried catfish, garri, Transportation, Advice, Engineering,.. nothing much oo
Na "little drops of water making the might ocean" I dey use build my finances. Plus sey I dey invest in re-education and allawee dey no delay to enter 🛺🏗
@_PLICE
I hope job seekers in Nigeria can understand how super intelligent they’re and come together to startup there own company ✊🏽
I’m rooting for all of us.
P.S: Anyone looking to startup an Environmental Devs-MGT and Engineering construction Coy? ….let’s get a new table
@Gracymama1
I'm here battling with my student to make sure she drives a clean car by getting it washed. She said she just poured water on it this morning.
I told her; I don't just show you how to drive but attitude to taking care of the car as well.
@GhenhisKhan
I hope an Agent can pick up this idea and switch his game.
2k agent fee no be problem. It’s not getting a desired spot that annoys prospective client.
If a landlord can’t maintain his property to standard. Stop trying to sell it.
@anniecookson16
@NwasahEmeka
@Postsubman
Your reply sounds like you're angry that "she" was caught and "he" was released.
Because I don't understand if the "was the right thread" for your post either
Read your response carefully again
@Bubee_O
Omo.... The governor of Rivers state and the entire Rivers people are grateful for your impact in removing the soot; such an environmental project was massive to deal with and you singlehandedly funded the project.
Thank you Comrade
@instablog9ja
When Wike comes.... he's nor comimg because you disrespected his family on SM. He'll come because y'all have violated court order of social distancing and total lockdown.... the rest of your stunts go dey for statement