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There are three types of intelligence.
*Intelligent Quotient (IQ)
*Emotional Quotient (EQ)
*Social Quotient (SQ)
Now this thread shows what each of these mean and their impact.
Please kindly share so others can learn.
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The CEOs behind ABEG & PATRICIA. These guys are the exclusive sponsors of Big Brother Season 6 by paying 2B &1B each. I mean Billions of naira. They are under 30. The big companies you know are running around to secure a slot of 200million for non-exclusive sponsorship.
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Imagine that! If not for the football age. Are you even his mate?
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Sad to announce that Adewura was found dead. RIP Wura 💔💔💔
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Julian Osula, the Lagos billionaire in the viral video who ordered for a helicopter to come pick him after spending over two hours in a traffic gridlock along the Lagos-Benin expressway... When you are big, you're big.
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@Complex
This guy has gone through a lot. I heartfelt regards to him and i pray for his wellness.
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Good Morning
@mamaamuwo
,
Could you please kindly do justice to my question by saying Yes or No to the allegation laid against you?
Honorable, Mojisola Alli-Macaulay. Did you by chance, directly or indirectly share CACOVID Palliative as your birthday souvenir recently or not?
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She is 34, a virgin & engaged. Her fiance is two years older but he wouldn't want to be the one to disvirgin her. He proposed she get disvirgined by someone else & be back to him for marriage because he couldn't stand blood. She is confused, she is reading, she needs your advice
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I noticed one of my neighbours a Twitter addict has not been tweeting for a while so my concern prompted me to ask why. She explained how she lost her iPhone and how uncomfortable it's tweeting with Android because it would come as Twitter for Android. I laughed and walked away.
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Isn't this the beginning of trouble for corper Jide?
He is a corp member currently serving in Kaduna.
I don’t even know what to say😂😂😂.
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My name is Folu
I am a man, a complete man
I know about sex
I love every good thing about sex
But I'll never enforce sex on any woman
Because that's rape and rape is evil.
I'm not evil so i will always say no to rape.
Be a real man, real men don't rape.
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If you have a job offer outside Lagos that's offering 300k as monthly salary would you consider relocating and if yes, which city would you prefer?
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@kalgo_idris
@AishaYesufu
You are a husband, father. Muslim and passionate about politics but you ain't passionate about having sense.
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I just can't get my mind off her. I just wanna hear she has been found. Please let's keep retweeting until we hear the good news.
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School Concert In Primary School As Wedded Couple; Now Married!
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@_Teegold_
I have read everything you said about your friend it's just unfortunate that you didn't see that your friend ain't smart.
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If you have been asking "God When" to Mompha's standard of life and lifestyle please don't hesitate to ask 'God When" to his current condition and location. All equations must be balanced.
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I'm gonna tell my kids that the Titanic sunk because Jack and Rose had sex before marriage
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Thank God someone like Timi Dakolo is talking. I keep telling people that "Touch, not my anointing is nothing but religion sentiments". Enough has been said about COZA Pastor relating to sexual harassment but hey to us all is untouchable because he is Man of God. Bullshit!
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Wait ooooo, am i the only person who notices Nigeria don't have a computer in the police station?
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Be sincere! If you are given 200m will you remove 20m as Tithe?
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People who have been single for too long are the hardest to love because they have become so used to being single, independent, and self-sufficient that it takes something extraordinary to convince them that they need you in their life.
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There's nothing more regrettable than realizing you shouldn't have told someone so much about you.
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A female friend called me on the phone last night, she called my name three times just to emphasise her message and she said beware of Ladies with waist beads & she concluded with i wouldn't say more than that. As a G, i said thank you and here I'm delivering the brotherly code.
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November will give you Joy
November will give you Hope
November will give you Glory
November will give you Peace
November will give you Mercy
November will give you Income
November will give you Comfort
November will give you Blessing
November will give you Freedom.
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@Miss_Gloriade
If i am asked for a yardstick to measure stupidity trust me i will present this tweet.
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Finding a wife is hard:
1: You find a responsible one, she is not romantic.
2: You find an educated one she feels she's always right.
3: You find an illiterate one, she gets angry whenever you correct her.
4: You find a smart one, she lies every time.
Abeg wetin man go do now?
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@Creamboi4
Wow! I can understand where you are coming from but you shouldn't have made it obvious that you lack sense.
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Dear Kings,
The most shameful thing you can bring upon manhood is to demand sex from ladies before helping them. Let this madness stop. You were born great not for stupidity. Let's be gentlemen. 🙏
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Why cheat on someone you don't wanna lose..With someone you don't wanna keep?
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I spent most of my childhood with worries of who created God.
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I key into this grace for all my followers. Ain't they lovely.
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Pls! Is there anyone with BSc in mass communication? Instant employment as Customer Care Representative in Lagos, Ogun or Ibadan . Salary Very attractive ASAP! Send CV to info.globlsima3
@gmail
.com Kindly retweet, you might be helping a sister or brother
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To anybody reading this, I hope and pray that whatever is hurting you or whatever you’re constantly stressing about gets better.🙏🏽
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BLACK/ AFRICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you eat them all the same day and you dream that donors or the international community will give you others. You go to a church or a mosque pray to Jesus or Allah for other cows.
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@T_akinpade
To be a fool is one thing and to make it obvious is another thing but to put it in a written form is evidence that your foolishness is authentic.
Bro, you need deliverance.
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I like sending money to people midnight so they can wake up to my credit alert. The feeling of making them smile early in the morning always awesome
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To all ladies on my timeline who have done these two courses before kindly let me indulge you. Please, between Toothache and Menstrual Pain which is more painful?
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I hereby choose this day to make this firm decision to engage my spare times studying the Bible. I think i have been too far away from the word and i need to straighten up on some things. May God help me.
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I will be travelling to Canada this Christmas.
Abeg between Young Shall Grow & God is Good Motors, which one is faster? 🤔
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I'll be going on Twitter version sabbatical leave till 2021 or 2022. I have equally closed all my social media accounts for some personal reason that is key to my growth. I wanna use this medium to express undying love for you all. I hope we meet again if I ever return. One love.
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If you are an upcoming actor and you foolishly accept the role of a gateman during your first cast you might end up a gateman for the rest of your career.
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In addition to my above question, please kindly
@mamaamuwo
check out these pictures perhaps you are familiar with them as your alleged souvenir. If they are, please kindly indicate, and your silence would be admitted as yes.
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I need a Hausa-speaking fixer that can work as a translator, guide, & help to arrange local interviews in Abuja, Kano, & Kaduna for eight months. The person should be disciplined, poise & be ready to travel at all call times. If you deemed fit, please email me: omofoluso
@aol
.com
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Have seen some tweep expressing their desire to change from Christianity to Islam courtesy of this COZA saga. Truth is switching from one religion to another is like porting from Glo to MTN, it's the same recycling of invalid, same network shit if you ain't faithfully religious.
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Any woman seeking gender equality in marriage should consider gender equity in every aspect of family bills and expenses.
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I want to share a business plan template i created 13 years ago for one of the best consulting firms in Nigeria. It's worth about $300 if monetize, it's helpful for startups and enterprise. I will give it freely to the first 20 people that contact me. Note. 👇
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Trust me you will get to that stage of life that you wouldn't have to worry about money.
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@Depejuu_
@jessica_uzoigwe
I thought he took your breath away already so why was he checking what's with him?
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Dear King
Once you're in a relationship, be nice, be generous, be supportive & show concern
But, if you realised that her relationship anthem is consistent "Baby I'm broke" you own the right to remind her you ain't in the relationship for that
Your Self Esteem is important
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Dating a single mom doesn't mean you'll be playing daddy... It just means you'll be becoming part of a family and role model for a child/children. If you aren't ready to step up, then don't go for her!
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Dear kings,
Stop asking those Queens out, stop asking if they love you, stop begging for relationship. Just take them out, make them happy, get to know one another and don't stress it. By the time she starts replacing your name with dear, then she is ready to be yours.
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Don't you love the way, everybody is rich on Twitter?
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If Twitter requires us to choose between Edit Option and Voice Note as a new feature to be introduced on the app. Which one will you go for?
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I'd a heart to heart conversation with a lady who is in a toxic relationship. I felt bad for her
& advised her to quit for good but she declined & stated its difficult because of all her relationships he is the only that ever eats her P***y. Can you imagine that Bullshit?
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Henceforth, where legs of man can't go, Grace will take you there, where hands of men can't reach, God's favour will speak for you. No man anywhere can deny you of your dues, the harvest of your planting shall never elude you, wherever you have erred, God's mercy will cover you.
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I have this feeling that Seyi Awolowo wouldn't be the viewers choice because he seems too conservative and his early exit wouldn't be a surprise
#BBNaija
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@jadesolar_01
You are wrong to have mentioned no Igbo person will ever rule Nigeria. In our lifetime an Igbo person will surely rule Nigeria. I'm Yoruba, I support PBAT and I choose to disagree with you on your no Igbo person will rule Nigeria.
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I have replaced alcohol with green tea and I am loving it.
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Avoid people that
1. Mess with your head
2. Intentionally & repeatedly do and say things that they know upset you.
3. Except you to prioritize them but refuse to prioritize you.
4. Can't & won't apologize sincerely.
5. Act like a victim when confronted with abusive acts.
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25 Prisons closed in Holland because no criminals to fill them, righteousness exalts a nation, not Churches or Mosques that are full of thieves.
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I like being alone but lately i have been lonely and it hurts.
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Please, what's the meaning of I love you but you deserve someone better. I really need an answer to this because the small boy me is confused about this sentence.
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Death is not the biggest disaster in life.
The biggest disaster in life is when the fear of God dies in you when you are still alive!
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If you are to make a choice between your partner snoring and bad breath habit. Which one are you taking.
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Is Fertility test too much to ask for before agreeing to for better, for worse?
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I will create a WhatsApp group to teach everything I know, I've read & research about Negotiation. The Class will start from the 1st wk of Dec & end on the 3rd wk. My aim is to improve your Negotiation Skill before the year 2020. You can DM your number if interested, it's free.
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While seeking for accommodation, please kindly ensure you don't make the mistake of getting an apartment next to a church or mosque.
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I'm pretty sure most of you have forgotten the first person you ever kissed.
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Poverty makes you see every challenges in life as spiritual,and you end up creating enemies with people that would have helped you
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If you are smart and loyal, let's talk. I have something for you.
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I wonder who told Nigerian's that Roasted Corn 🌽 must be sold near GUTTER.🤔
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@tirimisiyu2013
Who cares who she married? What matters is her happiness and that's none of our business.
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The Devil tempts men most when they have money. Women are tempted most when they don't have money. For Men to keep the devil away when you get some money give everything to your women to keep so that while you walk without money, she walks with money & the devil is kept away!!
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Ever since sex became easy to get , love became harder to find .
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@ndy_jackson
@mamaamuwo
@cacovidng
Mojisola alli- Macaulay
Member of Lagos state house of assembly representing amuwo odofin
She said that Nigeria youths are on drugs and also hoodlums.
Her phone is 08030678064
Twitter handle is
@mamaamuwo
Call her and wish a merry Christmas.
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Do you know you can live in Nigeria and earn a living in foreign currency?
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I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired of hearing some ladies demanding right with the can you carry a baby for nine months question. If you feel cheated about it and don't feel cool with it just get your fucking husband pregnant and let the world have peace.
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When a woman is "upset" She cares. When a woman is "mad" She believed in u & u let her down.When she's "asking questions". She is trying to gain clarity. When she's quiet & letting thing "slide". She is giving up & when she's not doing any of d above just know u lost a good woman
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Dear Ladies, why do you give guys your contact numbers when you know you wouldn't pick their calls.
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Growing up, I wasted my precious time thinking these people are fighting for real. Yeye People, bunch of actors and comedians.
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Just because of my waist beads tweet. I have got loads of sex offers in my DM obviously most to tease me. Mshewwww! For your info, i have 99 problems and sex is not one of them.
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@mayorofwarri
Why is it only the Hausa ethnic people that dominates the Nigerian Army fighting for our security? 🇳🇬 🦅
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What are you doing with your youth? Tech is the future.
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