⚡️OLYMPUS LANDLORD⚡️
@sire_frank
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Dream chaser || Entrepreneur || || Messi 🐐
Abuja, Nigeria
Joined September 2012
Car Dates are top tier btw ✨
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Me outside American Embassy rehearsing my accent
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I chose to hug you,. but you chook me knife.Ah.Why.
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Hot Party jollof vs Room temperature coke
WITHOUT GOOGLING.Name a famous historic battle.
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Dangotes delight.
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When you step on charm after dragging land with chinwetalu Agu.
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Abuja protesters came across people literally living under the bridge and gave them money 💔 #EndSARS
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Payment of school fees on time, how do I convince the streetz I’m a thug, when na me dey first pay school fees 😣.
I want to hear your parents icks🌚.
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Unrelated but if you post such today, after voting in same party that caused this, e no fit better for you. 🙏🏽.
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The woman selling food outside my office now has staff, one person pounding yam, one person incharge of drinks and one person frying meat and plantain, two years ago she used to do all these by herself, growth is so beautiful to see.
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I know my GOAT
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Atm swallow your card, you enter bank to shout, manager use kung fu finish you.
Chinese banks to open in Nigeria
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Right now Sabinus is the best Skit maker, no one comes close, i hope he secures all possible bags, love the fact he doesn’t have to wear wig or touch women inappropriately to be ‘funny’, his growth >>.
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when she reassures you about how she feels for you and knows how to communicate
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No chair for room, visitor must climb bed, master 🙌🏽.
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hustle o make your country highlights fit dey available for your location.
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Women expecting men to came alone on a date, with a total stranger ?? Amidst all the insecurity in the country ? Wow wow.
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False news, the furniture were tired of sitting one place, decided to stretch legs and collect fresh air 👍.
Omo, they carried every freaking thing inside the Oba’s place.
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Muslims in the House, does your fast still count even though you spread lies and misinformation all day ?.
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“Comes from old money, making new money”. 2 factor authentication vs poverty 😭.
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Asked me how to save his allowance, so i did breakdown based on how much i used to get, told him to save for ps3 this month, then used tv the next, so he’d have reasons to stay indoors, allowance dropped, he went and bought new Ps4, New tv and new phone, the way i shock 😭.
How did you find out that your friend is from a rich family?.
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Your powerbank is 90,000Mah ? Where did you buy this transformer.
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Every time fok fok, Una no dey recreate word of God ?.
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Your male friends no dey ever celebrate birthday ?.
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Told POS guy i wanted 15k , make una try dey double check sha 🙏🏽
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Told someone I’m tired and angry from work, she said “come take me out so you can cool off” I’ve been staring at my screen for 5 minutes, women defy logic.
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This is not important, how many schools did peter Obi build during his tenure?.
Fuel is selling at N950 per liter. This is not how a country should be.
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When i started business, most deliveries were within Abuja, i craved interstate delivery so much that i agreed Pay on delivery to Ibadan, lol goods arrived customer said “ah dem call me o, me think sey you be scam, i never even ready buy” vein appear for my forehead that day 😭.
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One guy had like 10 adieu baba t-shirts in the hostel and one Morafoka said he goes home every holiday to kill his uncles, so they can print new polo for the next term i shock😭.
Every guy started surviving banter since the day they entered JSS1.
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When you entered Abuja lowkey to relax with your women, and you see yourself on Twitter as special forces.
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Stages of Dealing with naija Tailors:.Anger.Regret .Bargaining.Acceptance.😂😂
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“When and why did you start smoking weed?”
When and why did you start smoking weed?.
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My very own product 💫 .
Announce your wins, help clear the TL of negativity.
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This guy came to my page to be a nuisance, i kuku used personal page to return the favor 🥂
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One time I had to do delivery myself for a lady, her father walked in on us and started giving me boyfriend interview “whats your greatest achievement in life young man”, i dey sell powerbank sir, “what are your intentions towards my daughter”, to deliver her powerbank sir dkm😭.
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Messi won copa America, won best player & Top scorer, which has never been done before, Gods time >>>>>.
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Remember when i saw dermatologist after months of experimenting products, paid 15k , consultations took 2 minutes(i wan craze) the drug he prescribed was N800 (after i had spent nearly 40k on over the counter products.).Knowledge is power >>.
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When time to marry reach, i enter village organize dancing competition, i marry the winner,i don wash hand comot city girls.🙏🏽🧼.
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“Ronaldo’s team cannot concede 4 goals without him doing something hooge”.
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Unrelated but “ashewo clothes” without proper plans of logistics makes no sense.
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How many people welcome you for chisco park when you move go lagos afin ?.
Messi is getting this much buzz cos he’s moving for the first time after 21 years, you’d get it easily too if it was you 👍.
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You dey manipulate God ? 🙄.
Saying sorry all the time and repeating the same act is manipulation ❤️.
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He must’ve been wondering what poverty figures i was showing him, e no fit better for sapa.
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It’s giving non teaching staff that brings porridge yam/beans to the staff room.
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All of a sudden we have water to waste on peaceful protesters, but when there’s an actual fire . *cricket sounds*.
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Zero pity, lmaoooo i was terrorized by that messis photo after the finals, they now added sanchez laughing on top, i need more tears 🙏🏽.
Enough to make a grown man cry.
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The day an elderly man reversed and parked on my foot at wuse market,i struggled to get my foot out and let him know what happened, all this man said was “it’s like you don’t have elders at home” these are the people you want to respect just because of white hair, we never learn.
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What if baba said he must not remove earring, or he runs mad
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Traders 🤝 listening to worship songs in the morning, while preparing to cheat customers . .
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Marrying an obsessed ‘content creator’ is one of the biggest fears of my life.
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Sho ni nice wristwatch ⌚. Flaunt it.
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Me :how old are you tho ? .Her:a girls age is her biggest secret .Me:what's your email ?.Her:sarah1993@gmail.com.Me:
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Samurai jack na your babe ?.
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Everybody highlight na screamer, e reach ejiofor turn na tap in, these are the issues.
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Sars never stop me before o, but i still go protest 😊.
Most of you here don't even have one single bad experience using Bolt. But because of the few viral negative stories surrounding Bolt, you joined to bash and cancel Bolt. Btw, you still use it at least once every week. But you still bash/cancel them on Twitter. Mad people.
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Call us lazy, but we didn’t enjoy what you enjoyed.
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Omo, what if the serpent in the beginning was innocent, what if na eve frame am 💀 because y’all will do anything to avoid accountability.
I don’t think it’s fair to compare a sugar daddy relationship with dating an older guy.
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Celebrating little wins, Thankful ✨
Honda over Toyota for me.
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“Our platform is 100% legit, you just need 2 people that will bring 2 people, don’t you want to be rich and successful”
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“Tiwa is singing for colonizers” but you dey work youkay student visa to japa.
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Once you enter “Along” and passengers start arguing about how to share dollars :
Abuja 101:.
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First season without xavi/iniesta .Top scorer & Assist provider in Europe .Golden boot .Ucl top scorer.Semi finals. First season without Marcelo & Modric.Not among top 5 goal scorers in Europe .Out scored by 36 year old Quagmire .Kicked out of ucl by waec candidates . Hmmm na wa.
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Yup Yup, Got my own Balloons today 🎈 .Happy birthday to Me 🥂
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Agent told me the house would make me happy. 6 months later it got rainy.Now all my house appliances are floaty .Oooh damn you lekki 🌚.
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As in “your future is bright, you are destined for greatness” abi how.
words of affirmation during hot fok. Top Tier>>>>>>>.
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Scoring against countries we have actually heard about, My GOAT.
Brazil is now the country where Messi scored his most goals against with the National Team (5).
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Why didn’t you mention the names of the “some men” gan gan ?
Please don’t say “women” . Mention her name because no sane person would respond this way , definitely an insane person so mention her name gan gan.
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