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One of the weirdest things in 2010s football was Pep going to City and everybody looking at this multiple time golden glove winner, still at his best, and saying "yeah this guy is finished" and it being completely correct
🗣️ "You've made me feel so special, thank you so much for having me"
Joe Hart thanks Celtic supporters after his final match at Celtic Park 🍀
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Yeah but it's crazy how quickly he stopped being good at stuff he was always great at
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Terrible. Here's a map of other Elbit factories in the UK, so nobody accidentally blocks their exits by mistake
BREAKING: Actionists crash Leicester's Israeli military drone factory. Occupying a van, while drenching the place in red paint, smashed glass and smoke.
By blocking the only entrance they have halted the export of weaponry to be used in the massacre of Gaza.
#ShutElbitDown
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Don't think people have fully clocked how fucking stupid the 2038 world cup is going to be
The only continents that can bid are Oceania and North America
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@WeahsCousin
Complaining about the taxi driver for not wanting to drop them each off individually to their hotels at 1am when he has another 3 hour drive to get home
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Swansea City posting a photo of Josh Ginelly: 2710 likes
Swansea City posting a photo of Indonesia international Nathan Tjoe-A-On: 43723 likes (20 minutes so far)
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"Soccer is not an inalienable right" might be the most cursed phrase anybody has ever uttered in sports. It's genuinely more socially conservative than 19th century factory overseers
Sure. Pay to play is not ruining youth soccer. Millions benefit. It's a business catering to a market willing to pay for the product. Soccer (like piano lessons) is not an inalienable right. Free soccer costs money. Someone has to pay. So who will pay for all this free soccer?
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Watching my football team lose 4-0 and then logging on to twitter to see a player on my basketball team celebrating it
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@FootballCliches
Haverfordwest vs Shkendija in the Europa Conference League qualifiers, 2023? It was played in Cardiff and would have been available to the BBC through S4C
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All I'm saying. The Olympic flame here
I'm sorry if the UK was to host the Olympics again, surely it should be a different city this time...
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@MUFC_Corey18
@TrashTweetsOnIy
But everybody was saying his ball playing was the issue, and I remember immediately after that his shot stopping regressed horrendously at Euro 2016
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Darren England's brain when he saw the ball go in
So the VAR, Darren England, checked offside thinking the onfield decision was "goal."
It was a quick offside check because it was clear Diaz was onside, so he told the referee "check complete".
In telling the ref "check complete" he is saying the onfield decision was correct.
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"we've conceded sloppy goals" is incredible cope. You conceded twelve of them. In four games
Will Cardiff City make it four derby wins out of four this season? 👀
The Bluebirds face Swansea City on 16th March 🤩
#BBCFootball
#CardiffCity
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I'm so serious, if I find out Graham is willing to drop down into championship midtable and we didn't even make a call to him, I will be inconsolable
Stoke City are expected to have Graham Potter as their top target to be their new manager.
(Via:
@PeteSmith1983
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#SCFC
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Update: the Swansea fan accounts are now promoting scams
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The Royal Mail driver getting arrested by the FBI for breaking US federal law in London
considering that only USPS employees can legally use mail slots this is ether a staged photo or an amazon employee screw up
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It's possible that we as a nation don't have enough surnames
Happy St David's Day🏴Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus 🏴
To celebrate, we've put together a
@SwansOfficial
all-time
@FAWales
XI.
The only rule is that the player had to have played for the
#Swans
when they won a
@FAWales
cap.
Who would make your team?
Thread 🧵
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Arsenal, Leverkusen, Wolfsburg, West Ham, etc. were all set up by industrial tycoons because they were convinced that their workers had the right to leisure. The idea that football is an unalienable right is a big reason why football exists
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Faith of the Seven Haters will claim they don't exist and that Maegor Targaryen just slipped and fell and impaled himself on the Iron Throne 🤔🤔🤔🤔
It’s so funny how all of the game of thrones religions are real except for the faith of the seven
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So either we get the USA, Mexico or Canada hosting 2 world cups within 12 years of their last one, or someone like Guatemala, Jamaica or New Zealand will have to host a 48 team tournament
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@SeanDOlfc
I was eyeing up the 2030 world cup host candidates in 2017. I've been looking at which cities in America could be hosting games as soon as they got announced. This is my niche
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If they'd just told Saudi to wait 4 years, done the centenary in South America, 2034 in Iberia-Morocco, then Saudi, we'd have normal cycles again. 2042 would get to be Colombia or someone. I don't think people would be as arsed if the Saudi WC wasn't so close to Qatar's
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Duff was honestly among the worst choices as a manager to rebuild what Martin left behind. Not sure I've ever felt this disillusioned with the Swans
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Disgraceful. How many clubs can say that every fan in the ground has a view of a bowling alley? That's heritage right there and they're throwing it away
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Southampton wanting compensation based on a technicality for a member of staff is it????
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"I can't believe Villa have to sell their best players, it's anticompetitive!"
🚨🟣🔵 Amadou Onana to Aston Villa, here we go! Deal done for £50m fee and sell-on clause also included.
Formal proposal accepted, five year deal for Onana at Villa valid until June 2029.
Medical being booked then deal set to be signed next week.
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I've long said Arsenal fans are the worst of the top sides' fans. Glad to be finally vindicated
Am I right for saying teams play Liverpool as if they know they have a chance to get points? So they don’t sit back as much. But teams play Arsenal and City with deep blocks because they know they most likely won’t get a result bringing the game to us
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Something so uncanny about the 13/14 Chelsea side. Oscar wearing 11, Torres and Eto'o up front, André Schürrle as a relatively young player, Tomas Kalas getting minutes. Schwarzer as second choice keeper at 41. Salah, Mata. No Diego Costa. All of it just feels so wrong
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- centre backs taking goal kicks
- centre backs at full back (in a Pep way, not a Pulis way)
- "ball carries"
- "duels won"
- Brentford
- hair transplants
- kids holding cardboard signs
- no away goals rule in Europe
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Martinez era Swansea might be the best team we've ever assembled
Away days at Norwich. Drink it in.
This team had everything. 🥶
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My favourite part of tonight was Ched Evans getting subbed off, Swansea fans only then realising that he was actually playing and booing him
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The FAW getting coaches with barely any UK connections to sign up and coach youth levels for us is so impressive, shows how well regarded the system is too
“My goal is to win the
#UCL
Champions League as a coach, and I have the chance on Saturday"
🎙️ Nuri Şahin |
@BlackYellow
🟡⚫️
🏴 Cynhadledd Hyfforddwyr
@FAWales
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He dives with the wrong leg 😭
He hooks Gabriel Jesus leg and takes him completely off balance
Corruption.
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Leeds have discovered the key to success: becoming 2018/19 Swansea City
🗞️| Leeds United have made an inquiry about Connor Roberts, with Burnley happy to let him leave.
[
@FPLG23
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#TwitterClarets
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#LUFC
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Ricky Gervais if Stephen Merchant played basketball instead of writing all his good jokes 20 years ago:
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They cut out the best part of the tweet
Matt Grimes has captained the Swans to seven victories in south Wales derbies - the most derby wins of any captain in our history. 🦢
Ein Capten 🖤🤍
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Odour control? They must have heard how bad Jerry Yates stinks!
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Watching the 4-0 at the CCS and coming to the conclusion that they might have won if only they were a *bit* tighter at the back
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Likely thing for a Cardiff fan to say
Feel sorry for the Ipswich fans who don’t realise this is the best part about being promoted. Once you’re in that premier league it’s absolute boring shite.
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England fans love to make up reasons for why we hate England, saying it's about colonialism and then saying it's hypocritical
The simple truth is that we hate England because we hate the English
Obviously I supported Spain over England cos I hate colonialism, anyway, off to watch the copa America final between 2 countries who speak Spanish just cos they loved the language
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@owenthfc__
The rumours had started before then. I remember it just was something everyone immediately agreed was going to happen
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Llanelli
🚨 Chelsea FC star Enzo Fernandez has been found guilty of failing to identify himself as the driver of a Porsche which allegedly ran a red light in Carmarthenshire.
The 23-year-old Argentinian-born footballer was charged with not giving information to Dyfed-Powys Police on 27
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Nottingham Forest having an insane and surely unsurmountable GD in the last game of the season on top of a 3 goal advantage? I've heard that one before
Next Sunday:
Burnley 6-0 Forest
Luton 6-0 Fulham
yeah ok, bye Luton
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Gambia and Russia are culturally identical because they both like football. I am very smart
oh don't forget soccer?? the most popular sport in every single one of your countries. great diversity
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Waaaa waaaa my dragon show has interesting character development in it instead of GoT S8-style rushed violence and nonsense set pieces waaaa waaaaa
s1 ended with everyone preparing for war and s2 ended with….everyone preparing for war
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@CasaDupre
Salah's going to finish the season with 20+ goals and 10+ assists. They might give it to Rice or Rodri if they win the league. Either way it's a weak year for it
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He needs to come back for a 4th spell to get back in there
Breaking: 🇬🇭 Andre Ayew misses out on the Black Stars callup.
It’s only the fifth time in the past 6 years that he’s missed out on the squad.
The team have a 25% win rate without the Black Stars captain since 2018.
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Rishi Sunak is an unelected head of government who succeeded an unelected head of government and is refusing to announce an election because he knows he'll lose. But yeah. Democracy
"It is beyond alarming that last night the Rochdale by-election returned a candidate who dismisses the horror of what happened on October 7"
PM Rishi Sunak says he fears the UK's democracy is being "undermined"
Follow live
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I understand blue ticks are expensive and you've got to get likes to feed the kids, but if you put a dropshipper ad on my timeline, I'm fully never respecting you as an individual
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The most NPC choices I've ever seen
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Listen, I'm no expert in hostage negotiation, but I can't help but think that carpet bombing the place where they're probably being kept isn't going to help their chances
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@LDKRZ
@francess099
Brother I'm begging you to use quotation marks because I was so ready to unfollow you
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The real reason Tadhg is leaving twitter
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My thoughts are that there's too many Swansea fan pages. This is fifth new one I've seen since new year's and I couldn't tell you the difference between any of them
❌Swansea's defeat today means they have now lost ALL 8 Games played against the top 4 teams. Leicester, Leeds, Southampton and Ipswich.
Thoughts?🫣
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🥧 We want your help to name our mince beef and onion pie! Submit your pie name for the chance of winning a free pie at every home game in the 24-25 season.
Submit here 👉
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Someone implies that they're working class and this cunt immediately assumes they're right wing. Champagne socialism
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The fact that this could be from like 5 different matches 😭
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This bar is so bad that I can't tell if it's transphobic, racist, both or neither
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They asked her when she was able to start filming and she said "I'm busy that day"
She’s got “scheduling conflicts” for a film that has just had to start from scratch and has no production timeline? Couldn’t have thought of a better excuse?
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Amazes me how many conservatives don't understand that pronouns are not titles. Imagine an NPC saying "Queen went over there to Your Highness friend"
@Marsupial_Gamer
No. Only She/Her He/Him They/Them.
I would have been fine if I could put Beep bop boop or Queen/Your highness
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Lakers fans always sound like gambling addicts
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*Jack Daniels, well known alcohol brand in huge font at top of can*
*Tennessee Whiskey written at centre of can*
*Alcohol content: 7.0% at bottom of can*
Twitter nerds: "Idk I just don't think the packaging is clear enough that this is alcoholic"
My most buzzkill opinion is that we should have very strict packaging and labling regulations for anything alcoholic or with cannabis in it. Caffeine should be better labeled too
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Journalists need to be hammering Ten Hag on this every press conference for the rest of his career
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Which is why it's more impressive to be me: still hot while out of shape
One takeaway from watching the Olympics is that 95% of people could look attractive if they just worked out enough
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RIP Josh Marsh, I'll never forget you being the worst recruitment guy we've ever had at this club
🚨 EXCL: Chelsea set to appoint Josh Marsh as loans manager. Recruitment of Swansea head of football operations led by
#CFC
sporting directors Winstanley + Stewart, alongside loan player technical coach Cudicini. Due to start in March
@TheAthleticFC
#Swans
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Seeing lots of British lefties saying "I can't believe I *have* to vote for Keir Starmer now" and it's just like not true. Labour are winning anyway, you don't need to vote tactically to get the Tories out
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Think it's an underrated aspect about that run that our 3 most influential players of the century (Ramsey, Bale, Allen) all hit their peaks at the exact same time. Even Williams had only just begun to decline
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Your most extreme left wing friends:
Hamas has no idea what it has done. My most extreme left-wing friends tell me we must bomb Gaza back into the stone age. There will be full support for a regime change invasion.
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Why are you acting like you've never seen it before?
This goal from earlier in the season by Swansea’s Josh Ginnelly has just popped up on the timeline and OH MY GOD IT’S ACTUALLY A PUSKAS AWARD CONTENDER
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There's genuinely been like 3 separate international breaks where Rob Page has done something sack worthy in the past year
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This must be why America has such manageable and low levels of misogynistic violence
I’m actually really glad American men don’t have real friendships with each other because every culture where the men are really touchy and close is very misogynistic as that intimacy allows the men to band together more effectively and form spiritual gangs against women.
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Just what Man United need to prove to their staff that they take violence against women seriously: a paedophile striker
Me: Manchester United should focus on bringing players here at the right stage of their careers, with potential and a ceiling to get better.
Also me: Karim Benzema linked to Man Utd? BRING HIM IN NOW!
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