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@luvukonombembe
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1 year
@InternetH0F Same same
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@BenjaminPDixon This is hard to watch.
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@luvukonombembe
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8 months
@fesshole If your dad doesn’t mind then stay where you are mate. It’s rough out here!
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I’m old enough to remember when they gave red cards for those. But hey… the game is safer now I guess. #RSAvARG
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@luvukonombembe
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@Springboks I blame the ANC government.
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1 year
@cnnp16 @InternetH0F I believe they would be called large boulders the size of small boulders. 🧐 😅
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@luvukonombembe
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Dean Elgar and the boys during lunch #ENGvSA #BazBall
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@luvukonombembe
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@JCDWorld @owenbarder Considering that it was first detected from 4 UK diplomats who traveled to Botswana via SA, what are you doing in stopping your people from spreading it? Oh and you welcome for us finding it and letting you know about it.
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@GabyRfromPR @WorldAthletics @LylesNoah Could be me but that looks like it reads ‘USA’ not ‘C Team’. 🤷🏾‍♂️
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@luvukonombembe
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@StephenMCarter4 @jmartNYT @BernieSanders @nytimes @SienaResearch You never considered him and you never will regardless...
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@luvukonombembe
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@FloMasebe @pumza_ Tjo but we are picky in this country... 😂🤣 I’m guessing you upset at VISA too.
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@mezieska @JohnnyMcgarty @TrollFootball Didn't you know? It's not enough that we must learn to speak their language, we must also be perfect at it, even if it's our 4th language, in order to reassure their superior mindset.
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@GabyRfromPR @WorldAthletics @LylesNoah Yeah and everyone knows that if I were a bicycle I’d win the Tour de France.
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@setharthur41 @bobeejae @kadegcameron @sajohnston_ Chief... Even the creator of Friends said he took the idea from Living Single. Calm down.
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@luvukonombembe
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@TVietor08 My man wants to be Obama so bad!
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@BenjaminPDixon @cenkuygur My goodness… The sheer horror on her face!
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@hendrikcronje71 Is that Siya saying ‘Watter Kant’ about 5 times!? Lamajita are not serious. 🤣
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@luvukonombembe
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And to all those who were calling for Siya not to be selected for the World Cup… From the bottom of my heart… #WALvsRSA
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@ibrazo_usanele @jaredwright17 Rassie has gone and done a coach Mazibuko formation.
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@jonstewart I feel Collins being Tucker Carlson’s Protégé isn’t spoken about nearly enough.
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Wales front row when it’s time to scrum… #WALvsRSA
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@black_blasian @daniel_dsj2110 Chief... Those are his words.
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@luvukonombembe
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3 years
@Abba_Annabelle @owenbarder Given that it was discovered from 4 UK diplomats who traveled to Botswana via SA, what’s your country doing regarding UK travellers? Or is this just another case of Afriphobia from the global north?
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@PlanetRugby If true, Mbo is the only black South African who uses the word ‘c*nt’.
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@News24 @SikonathiM I’ll come back the day you offer sports packages only.
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@luvukonombembe
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@bagatelleno12 @abbydphillip @ELBordeaux And saved for all eternity 😂
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@matshedisomaine @clinty10111 @uHlabangane_ @TerryPheto Think of vaccines as a seat belt. Putting it on won’t prevent you from getting into a car accident but it will reduce the chances of you getting killed from one.
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@Cal92 @RassieRugby Rassie: Makes a dad joke in IsiXhosa Calum: This is why South African fans are like racist tr^mp supporting red necks.
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@RugbyPass Go home World Rugby, you’re drunk.
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@rugbyworldcup @Springboks 4 Scrumhalves!!! It’s against the sprit of the game maaaaaate!!!
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@soledadobrien British Press: Quick! Dig up something on the black chick!
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@RassieRugby If it gets to a point where it looks like we may get knocked out… You know what to do comrades. 🤞🏾
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@jpirrone28 @DebraMessing Yeah can’t give these Black women a voice. We should muzzle them the moment they open their mouths!
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@RugbyInsideLine Nah… We good. 👍🏾
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@khayadlanga Can someone also check in on these brave souls in New Zealand 😂
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@GabyRfromPR @WorldAthletics @LylesNoah I’ll do that as soon as you stop calling yourself world champions when playing for a national championship.
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Dear bra God No injuries please. Amen #WALvsRSA
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@BreeNewsome I wish we had him around when George Floyd was getting murdered. King! 🤴🏾
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@SimonPGrindrod Being ambushed is being ‘surprise attacked by someone lying in wait in a concealed position.’ The CT thing is well known and the DA should have been ready to answer to it just as they are always ready to answer the good news that come out of CT.
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@liesl_harris @NomaMalinga @WitsUniversity This has to be one of the most selfish things I’ve read this year. Opposing student loan forgiveness because you’ve paid yours off is like not feeding the hungry because you’ve already eaten. Go pound sand.
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@luvukonombembe
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@VABVOX @VKhiev @PressSec Raiding a sovereign nation’s resources to pay for your invasion is next level evil. Even the British empire would be proud of that move.
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@RugbyPass This team is giving us chest pains man!
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@RassieRugby Rassie is fresh out of fcuks 🤣
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@jaredwright17 We are Mapimpi!
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@luvukonombembe
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And then they said “We are resting our players for the 5th star” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #LEIvLAR
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@Kei4Nuance @MarkRuffalo @ninaturner Do you know what a grifter is young man?
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@familyguyonfxx @IndieWire I don’t know man. They seem pretty excited about what’s coming. Maybe you are the one who’s irritated by it and you can mute it to avoid putting up with it if indeed you annoyed by Snyder Film.
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@SpookiiNate @Austin_Police @Chief_Manley Yanks finally experiencing what people around the world experience on a daily basis in the hands of American troops.
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@RugbyInsideLine Should have been the president and Argentina deserves the 2035 WC
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@luvukonombembe
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@Hacjivah @Mxbeez We are speaking it to existence boi 🙏🏾🤣 This cycle is yours 👊🏾
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@AncientKeeper @FoyChris In that case Ireland will play with 10 men as long as Sexton is their 10.
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@Lloydbhudda This is a bad bad take man. 😂
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@Springboks Translation: Unlike England, we have a final to prepare for. Thanks bye.
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@ianperkins69 Cool. So let’s stop the talk about head contacts then. 👍🏾
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@Springboks Crazy to think there’s a RG Snyman, Marco van Staden, Pieter Stef du Toit, Faf de Klerk and Cheslin Kolbe still to come into this side! Scary!
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@pinkykhoabane Free advice: 1. Put your phone down And 2. Lawyer up
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@Nik_Simon88 Nah, Mbongeni should file a lawsuit at this point.
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3 years
@maggieNYT This picture just gave me covid.
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@AnalystGus Nah you can’t bench Willie. Libbok 10, Willemse 12, DDA 13, Willie 15
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@TightFive_Rugby 1. Marx . . . . . . . . . . . . . The Rest
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@bensmithrugby No team comes close to that 2015 AB side. You bringing this comparison up is as pointless as pointing out the sun comes out in the east every morning.
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@frankieboy1 @cnnbrk Well there you go... People making nazi salutes are normal britons. Explains a lot about that island.
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@TeeCee15 @jmnphillips1 @keithedwards The good old Nuremberg defence.
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@cnnbrk What does that even mean?
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438 Game is the best Christmas movie.
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@SanIsidroClub @SiyaKolisi Siya is not just the Bok captain, he’s the captain of the game itself.
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@mybollix @gavreilly We are being punished for our competency. If they did the work they would have found this earlier with their citizens given it was discovered first from 4 UK diplomats who flew into Botswana via SA.
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@PoshTeedkay @ughramik So she’s basically worth half a cow. Some guys are lucky.
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Petition to have Pearl Thusi sing the SA anthem forever! #ITAvRSA
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@michaelharriot Thigh all day everyday.
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Onwards to the Heineken Cup! #STOvBUL #URC
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@visse_ss @rugbyworldcup Du Pont was incredible today.
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@krystalball You are crushing it. Love from South Africa!
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@rugby_ap Eastern Cape says hello 👋🏾
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@Waseeq_2000 @rahulgu15723750 @will_0822_ The fact that you know of him is because of South Africa you fool 🤦🏾‍♂️
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@StephenMCarter4 @jmartNYT @BernieSanders @nytimes @SienaResearch Name a single dem candidate that doesn’t have fiery following? They all do. That doesn’t disqualify either of them.
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@RugbyPass One minute we are an ageing, predictable and unimaginative side. The next minute we are a loose and dangerous elite force that should be put on a leash by the powers that be. These global north journalists need to decide what the Boks are cause they can’t be both surely
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@CaseStudyQB When Karen Finney makes more sense than you then that’s when you need to pack your bags.
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@ByMikeBaker So we’ve been laughing at you guys for about month. I think it’s time to get seriously worried about you now.
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@Joel__Collinson @cnnbrk It’s the -her body is none of your business- rational.
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Itoje is better than… #ENGvRSA
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@BenjaminPDixon But he’s gonna apologise and make it rain and all will be forgiven.
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@askfirefly @soledadobrien @krystalball @cenkuygur No. They just won’t vote for someone just because YOU say he’s the lesser of two evils.
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@rkarpel @pyondang @daveweigel You people do say the dummest things to defend bigots.
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@CodecMendoza @TVietor08 @AOC @JamaalBowmanNY This is what you get with fence sitters like these guys. A whole bunch of air.
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@dieworkwear Not a pinch of seasoning was found.
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@SaffasRugby Look at these casual fans defending a black man being accused of racism. Why can’t they just leave us be so we can talk about rugby pods with our global north fans so we can actually move their hate needle towards the Boks by a millimetre. Such an inconvenience. 😒
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@T2Rugby Chief! We are in a family meeting. Please…
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@Stevekingspurs1 @RugbyPass You’ve been nicking our most talented age group players for decades to qualify for your nations. Throwing money at our top professionals to go grace your leagues. But god forbid they come play in their home teams. 🤦🏾‍♂️
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