@bkerogers
I was once kicked out of a pub by the assistant manger as I was horrendously drunk, incredibly loud and obnoxious. The twist? I was the manager of the pub and the assistant manager was my mum. 😏
@markeetee
@OwenJones84
I've voted Tory in the last 7 GE's. Not this time. Not a fan of JC, but Lab policies incredibly appealing. Will be voting IND or LAB.
@MarksDoingGreat
It is staggering the amount of people who cannot understand the concept of a 3 lane highway. In the UK we drive on the LEFT. We keep to the LEFT unless we are overtaking. Once overtaken, you must move back into the LEFT lane. Speed has got absolutely nothing to do with it.
Boris just committed political suicide. We all knew he was stupid, but I didn’t imagine for one moment he was THIS fucking dull! Unbelievable
#borisspeech
#cummingsmustgo
@mrjimBob
I’m no lawyer, but a quick Google search appears to show “parody law” applies to copyright. Nothing to do with taking the piss out of Victorian pencils
This is complete and utter bullshit from
@WorldRugby
How the actual fuck does allowing another player on after 20 minutes of a red card ADD jeopardy? Nonsense. Total nonsense.
@MumbrianSpinner
“Another slice of cake?”
“No thanks. I’ve lost 3 st.”
“We’ll done!”
“Cigarette?”
“No thanks. I gave up.”
“We’ll done!”
“Pint?”
“No thanks. I don’t drink.”
“Why!?!”
I’ve been sober nearly 9 years and still get this.
#GLOvBEN
Watching the game back. I know Mercer gets MoM and played well, but how good is Caolen Englefield at 9? Special mention for Josh Hathaway too. Again.
@Jbeardmore
Recovering alcoholic here. Drink loads of the stuff. Love the taste. Hate the attendant suffering that comes with alcohol. I have no off switch. You don’t HAVE to drink.
@AndyPlumb4
Spouting off about cowardice just after he’s got off a plane in Tenerife after running away from a court appearance that would have landed him in chokey for 2 years. Yaxley-Lennon is a massive throbber being bankrolled by Israel to sow discord in the UK. Fanny
If the URC is the best league in the world as some say*, it has the worst officials in the world. If I was a Cardiff fan, I’d be fucking raging.
#ULSvCAR
#BKTURC
*it isn’t.
@MrJohnNicolson
“Thank you Mr Speaker. May I congratulate the Prime Minister on breaking his personal record of consecutive days as Prime Minister. A fine achievement under the circumstances. Could I ask him, what plans does his KGB handler have for him once his successor takes office?”
@MrSensible1
@LeeAndersonMP_
@Keir_Starmer
Did you protest and riot when white men murdered children? When white women like Lucy Letby murdered children? Were there riots then or were they not the right colour to shit your pants about?
@thefendifella
@TightFive_Rugby
He is entitled to say what he likes on his social media. He’s also entitled to the consequences of what he says on his social media
Can someone please show me where England
#2
“brought about a sudden and significant change in direction from the ball carrier.”?
Because I’m fucked if I can!
#EnglandRugby
#OwenFarrell
@MooseAllain
When I was 4 I scratched my name on a highly varnished coffee table with the metal end of my mum's measuring tape. When confronted with the overwhelming evidence, I laid the blame squarely on my sister
@MrsDebbs
. She was 3 weeks old at the time. Safe to say, I was rumbled.
@PlanetRugby
“One poorly timed tackle”? One!?!
Fucks sake Sir Kevin!
It’s got nothing to do with timing. It’s poor technique. And it’s a repeat offence!
@anon_opin
Um…no.
Should the landlord pay all the tenants utility bills too? Window cleaning? TV licence? How about buying the tenants their weekly shop as well. And for no extra charge, they’ll come round and turn all the lights off and tuck you in at night. FFS! 🤦♂️
@whysospurious
@KittyCostanza
He was amazing. I remember listening to a Janet & John story in the car stuck in a jam on the M5 one morning. Crying with laughter. As we’re about 6 other drivers around me. He had the power to connect with everyone and make it feel personal. I miss him.
@BadgerMash
@MooseAllain
I remember when I was about 3 or 4 (1972/73) that our very elderly neighbour, Mrs Goode used to pass me sweets and chocolates through our shared hedge. I never, ever actually saw her. Just her withered old hand.
That doesn’t sound creepy at all does it?