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A bipedal curmudgeon. All I’m asking is the chance to prove money won’t make me happy. RAF veteran. Gloucester Rugby🍒⚪ Friend of Bill W. Hereford lad.
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I once convinced my employer that I could produce concrete by the process of photosynthesis.
#ConcreteMike
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@PoliticsJOE_UK
Suella Braverman: I was the most odious Home Secretary ever!
James Cleverly: Hold my beer.
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@bkerogers
I was once kicked out of a pub by the assistant manger as I was horrendously drunk, incredibly loud and obnoxious. The twist? I was the manager of the pub and the assistant manager was my mum. 😏
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@markeetee
@OwenJones84
I've voted Tory in the last 7 GE's. Not this time. Not a fan of JC, but Lab policies incredibly appealing. Will be voting IND or LAB.
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@Erriwend
@ImCarlosMontero
No. There are special schools for such training. Based mostly in Eton.
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Thank fuck this wet wipe wasn’t in charge. Pipe down Boris. Adults are in charge now.
Time to pack the Factor 50, Keir, check out of Britain - and reflect on the frenzy of utter stupidity Labour's embarked on
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@OFalafel
My mates 4 year old son is learning Spanish at nursery. He doesn’t yet know the Spanish for please which I think is poor for four.
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@MarkBHarrison1
@leeds9266
Called Piers Morgan a cnut once and got kicked off for a week. I should have got on OBE or something, not suspended.
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@MarksDoingGreat
It is staggering the amount of people who cannot understand the concept of a 3 lane highway. In the UK we drive on the LEFT. We keep to the LEFT unless we are overtaking. Once overtaken, you must move back into the LEFT lane. Speed has got absolutely nothing to do with it.
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Boris just committed political suicide. We all knew he was stupid, but I didn’t imagine for one moment he was THIS fucking dull! Unbelievable
#borisspeech
#cummingsmustgo
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I once used an online video platform to influence the refereeing decisions of a game of rugby union that hadn’t yet taken place.
#LionsRugby
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@mrjimBob
I’m no lawyer, but a quick Google search appears to show “parody law” applies to copyright. Nothing to do with taking the piss out of Victorian pencils
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@jjohnstonmezzo
I don’t understand Shakespeare. Never have. But when in the hands (or voice) of a master, I don’t need to understand it. I feel it. 🥺
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This is complete and utter bullshit from
@WorldRugby
How the actual fuck does allowing another player on after 20 minutes of a red card ADD jeopardy? Nonsense. Total nonsense.
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@LizFranklin1
@jamabing
I would suggest the first thing you do is for yourself. Talk to these people
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@davidflatman
Private schools are businesses. Why should they be VAT exempt? A rule that only benefits the more affluent.
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@timothypond
@DrAliceRoberts
The real reason for not having forward facing eyes is that they look stupid.
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@MumbrianSpinner
“Another slice of cake?”
“No thanks. I’ve lost 3 st.”
“We’ll done!”
“Cigarette?”
“No thanks. I gave up.”
“We’ll done!”
“Pint?”
“No thanks. I don’t drink.”
“Why!?!”
I’ve been sober nearly 9 years and still get this.
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@MikeHolden42
I HAVE got a girlfriend, but you don’t know her coz she goes to a different school.
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@RevRichardColes
Perhaps starting the email with “Oi!! Twatfeatures! Read this” wasn’t ideal?
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#GLOvBEN
Watching the game back. I know Mercer gets MoM and played well, but how good is Caolen Englefield at 9? Special mention for Josh Hathaway too. Again.
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@Jbeardmore
Recovering alcoholic here. Drink loads of the stuff. Love the taste. Hate the attendant suffering that comes with alcohol. I have no off switch. You don’t HAVE to drink.
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@AndyPlumb4
Spouting off about cowardice just after he’s got off a plane in Tenerife after running away from a court appearance that would have landed him in chokey for 2 years. Yaxley-Lennon is a massive throbber being bankrolled by Israel to sow discord in the UK. Fanny
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If the URC is the best league in the world as some say*, it has the worst officials in the world. If I was a Cardiff fan, I’d be fucking raging.
#ULSvCAR
#BKTURC
*it isn’t.
Theo Cabango thinks he's got a hat-trick but it's deemed a knock-on from Rhys Carre in the build up
Ulster 16-17 Cardiff 🏉
📺 BBC Two Wales
#BBCRugby
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@MrJohnNicolson
“Thank you Mr Speaker. May I congratulate the Prime Minister on breaking his personal record of consecutive days as Prime Minister. A fine achievement under the circumstances. Could I ask him, what plans does his KGB handler have for him once his successor takes office?”
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I understand Quantum Theory better than I do the Middle East. I urge, nay, implore you to listen to
@BowenBBC
R4 prog. It's tremendous.
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Jake Polledri
If one player could have had an injury-free career, who would you pick?
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@TightFive_Rugby
Referees are individuals with their own style. If this works for her then great. I don’t see an issue with it.
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@MrSensible1
@LeeAndersonMP_
@Keir_Starmer
Did you protest and riot when white men murdered children? When white women like Lucy Letby murdered children? Were there riots then or were they not the right colour to shit your pants about?
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@premrugby
@SaleSharksRugby
@BathRugby
Thoughts and prayers with Sale & Bath fans at this difficult time.
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@_BobbyBass
@SkyNewsBreak
“Fwaff Fwiff Fwaff Fwuff
Let’s be absolutely clear about this
Fwaff Fwiff Fwaff Fwuff”
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@thefendifella
@TightFive_Rugby
He is entitled to say what he likes on his social media. He’s also entitled to the consequences of what he says on his social media
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@Johnny_G86
@cllrgraham_down
@iucounu
@BagniggeWells
@christopherhope
@BBCRadio4
I think history will record that the Tories are entirely responsible for Brexit.
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@Daily_Record
If this man has any friends left either in or out of the game, step in. Get him help. I suspect his mental health is in bits.
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@Ferretgrove
If he doesn’t speak English, how will he know they’re asking him if he can speak English?
Thick as custard the lot of them.
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Can someone please show me where England
#2
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Because I’m fucked if I can!
#EnglandRugby
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@MooseAllain
When I was 4 I scratched my name on a highly varnished coffee table with the metal end of my mum's measuring tape. When confronted with the overwhelming evidence, I laid the blame squarely on my sister
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@LaurieDalrymple
@RugbyInsideLine
@premrugby
If you squint and look really hard and listen, you can just about make out that this government haven’t got a bloody clue what they’re doing. 😡
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@DrProudman
This is just disgusting and wrong. Hope there’s scope for the woman to appeal and for the magistrate to get some much needed training!
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@el_wawa2
It’s always the anonymous billy big bollocks giving it large. Fucking coward. Sick coward.
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@Otto_English
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@JuliaLeeThorp
@Mishcon_de_Reya
@griffinlawuk
I’m simultaneously amazed and sad that it got to 25%.
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@SaleSharksRugby
I’m all for this, but can we have legal hits only please? That’s a shocker to be “celebrating”.
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Tomos Williams has changed this match single handedly. So looking forward to him coming to Kingsholm next year.
#WALvSCO
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@I_amMukhtar
Wouldn’t put it past these thicko’s to rock up tonight with some jelly and a party hat.
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@SoVeryBritish
Rodney: “Uh, no. We, uh, we’re, uh, starting small.”
Grandad: “What ya got? A Wendy house?!!!”
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@PlanetRugby
“One poorly timed tackle”? One!?!
Fucks sake Sir Kevin!
It’s got nothing to do with timing. It’s poor technique. And it’s a repeat offence!
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@anon_opin
Um…no.
Should the landlord pay all the tenants utility bills too? Window cleaning? TV licence? How about buying the tenants their weekly shop as well. And for no extra charge, they’ll come round and turn all the lights off and tuck you in at night. FFS! 🤦♂️
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@whysospurious
@KittyCostanza
He was amazing. I remember listening to a Janet & John story in the car stuck in a jam on the M5 one morning. Crying with laughter. As we’re about 6 other drivers around me. He had the power to connect with everyone and make it feel personal. I miss him.
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@gloucesterrugby
@lospumas
Didn’t see the game. Saw the score though.!
Is Mayco injured or has Cheika dropped him on form?
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@alextomo
@Channel4News
Going out on a burglar spree tonight in Coventry. But it’s OK. I’ve got a letter of exemption from the Chief Constable.
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@DMReporter
Can you send this to the Daily Mail for when Barry Cryer does finally pop off. Thanks.
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If history has taught us anything, it's don't travel with
@tomhanks
#CaptainPhillips
#Apollo13
#Castaway
#TheTerminal
#Sully
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@Aye_Sha69
@PDurbin513
@NavSubvet
@monkeysnuff
@lrfellows
@aigkenham
Harassing!?! We're just happy non-theists sitting here observing the universe as it is. King Troll Ham started it with his stupid comments.
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@BadgerMash
@MooseAllain
I remember when I was about 3 or 4 (1972/73) that our very elderly neighbour, Mrs Goode used to pass me sweets and chocolates through our shared hedge. I never, ever actually saw her. Just her withered old hand.
That doesn’t sound creepy at all does it?
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