@BathBytes Damn - I was already half way through my tweet - won't bother now......!

@FoxNews Why are you surprised? You were the ones who put Lex Luthor in the White House!

@cnnbrk This is what happens when you put Lex Luthor in the White House...

Every February, a newsreader draws the short straw and has to keep a straight face whilst referring to events taking place at Gobbler's Knob - the home of Punxsutawney Phil. This year, @MartineBBC did so majestically - aided by some pretty cool specs! Ayup!

Never mind - we'll win the rest..... #IREvENG

@neilfissler Yup - went awol. I think we miss Aled.

@RugbyTigers

The BBC website hasn't quite got the @LeicesterTigers teamsheet right - that's assuming Woodward and Wand aren't our two locks; Radwan isn't playing hooker; and Dan Cole isn't in his natural position at 10.....!

@Martina No, Martina - sadly, it's not.

@martin_crowson @LeicesterTigers Michael Cheika has been a much-needed one-night stand; Steve Borthwick was a thrilling love affair; and Matt O'Connor just f****d us. What we need going forward is a marriage!

@drunard Oh, bless! When reasoned argument escapes you, resort to mindless personal insults. Blocked for being a twat.

@BBCNewsnight @Dannythefink @alisonp_journo.........

@rugbyontnt Interesting way the @BBCSport describes Sale on their Rugby website................. #SalvBat

@rugbyontnt Would now be a good time to remind Alex Sanderson that the Omaze Bath house draw closes at midnight tonight? #SALvBAT

@rugbyontnt Would now be a good time to remind Alex Sanderson that the Omaze Bath house draw closes at midnight tonight? #SALvBAT

@harlequin1974 No - I'm saying that, with a league of only 10 teams, a 7 year old child* with a year-planner and a few coloured felt-tips should have managed to avoid the scheduling conflicts we still see today. *I've just discussed this with my 7 year old grandson - make it an 8 year old.

Come on, @BBCNewsnight - you've got to do better than this. You say you offer the best "insight and interviews" but then you bring Jo Grady on who has nothing to contribute except economic illiteracy and the politics of envy. Do better please.

@Acyn He is supporting the most Godless of men yet calls "a heretic" the Bishop pleading for mercy to be shown to the less fortunate. Think he needs to have a strong word with himself!