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@iamvinicius_snr
brother will see his music charting all of a sudden and he won’t know it’s the same ex. see God
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@thesqlbabe
Or you go for a romantic dinner and she spends half the time taking pictures of the food and the restaurant. 😭😭
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@mjemmanuella
i think that’s the same reason people dunk on literary geniuses like tems and odumodu
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“ozeba” by rema is arguably the best song we have got this year after kendrick’s “not like us”
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i did therapy for 3 months in 2021 and then got a gig that paid me 10m naira.
i quit therapy.
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Talking about personal finances, no one talks about how insanely difficult it is for male firstborns who don't come from wealth and deal with direct and indirect black tax. double fucked when he carries women. Worse if he stays in Lagos.
It can never be me. I would rather die
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since we are on in the Lord Lugard house, how about you consider the amalgamation of the trinity? Fincra, Quidax and Kora= one big entity
Fintech startup Fincra opens new office in Lagos: The new office was the former residence of one of Nigeria’s colonial administrators, Lord Lugard.
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My idolo said he is sorry that the promoters also forgot to pick up his voice and his energy hence why it was a horrible performance 😂
Birmingham I’m sorry for the delay yesterday. The promoters delayed my pick up time for reasons best known to them, But I’m super grateful for your patience and understanding.
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name 5 seed founders paying themselves 200k a year
...the most expensive baddies in Lagos and New York, all unto pre-seed/seed funds, you will pay yourselves $200k-$500k a year, with no MVP or PMF; then you will be blaming "growth marketers" that you're paying ₦500k, and their salary no dey even regular.
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everyday culture shock! wdym you are going to work on election day? 😭
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@Orethebrave
I think they are achievements. Marriage is. Childbirth too. Because what is an achievement?
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oh shit! you guys are in the million gang now? proud proud proud
We’ve crossed 1 MILLION REGISTERED USERS, and we couldn’t have hit this without you! Thank you for every app download, referral and feedback that’s led us here.
This milestone is yours, as much as it is ours and it’s still day one 🚀
#GoGlobalWithGrey
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i blame nigerian developers fr. they build shit houses that don’t keep even the slightest noise away
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all these founders are now doing content creation. now I feel like I am not doing enough.
it's kelvin I blame for this
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why does the president have two pictures of himself in his office? that’s a narcissistic behavior 🤮🤮🤮
Does he get on his knees for you Peter? Tell me, Peter, who’s his daddy now?
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No babe dey street again everybody dey do winepress and reboot
God abeg
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@Babajiide
but cbn still claims the market is flooded with cash. They are desperate to mop the cash before things get normal again.
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@tolusaba
I think it's not a Nigerian company thing. If you are a consumer brand, you are in a constant quest to be relatable, and the fact is everyday consumers speak this slang. The onus lies with the brand storyteller to know how to communicate this properly without falling off the edge
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the head of the yoruba race is a thief and a scammer. he has brought reproach and shame to us as a people. we should mobilize his arrest and clean our tribe of the shame he has brought upon us.
A memo to the defenders of the Ooni of Ife (Part I).
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story that is actually more than three years old.
How Ooni Ogunwusi's Companies Executed the Biggest Fraud in Nigeria’s Real Estate History — and Got Away With it
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I am losing so much weight. Not sure this is planned anymore. I worry alot
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and this applies to business too.
Having the right person by your side makes your world infinitely better.
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For the poverty capital of the world. Lol
Oyinbo people could grab ice cream by the road side for a first time date while getting to know each other, e go reach Naija babe turn she go dey look for where to eat 20k spaghetti just to get to know you.
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One thing that happens when you grow up with little or no attention and affection is that you’re able to survive without it in adulthood.
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dating someone richer
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where do i start? well, i did 30 days at the gym. that’s a win
I’ve been counting my blessings lately. Let’s cleanse the TL with some big w energy. Quote my tweet with your recent wins
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should reviewers review new products like they would an established product that has experienced multiple iterations? I don’t think that’s fair tbh.
@AviSchiffmann
Look I can guarantee I'll give it a fair shot. I cannot guarantee anything else.
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don’t worry microtraction is better! fuck YC. They are shit anyway
Paul Graham has blocked me. I guess we can say bye bye to the YC application we just put in...
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@femicodes
withdraw: move to your bank account
transfer: make payment to others
payout: platform settlement
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hiring a pa next week.
pay is 400k ngn
first class, covenant university grads only.
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i hate everything you guys stand for.
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imagine being the ex or gf of this guy. reality check real quick 😭😂
when i meet a new girl.. i get fascinated by how beautiful she is first, the next thing i’m trying to see is if she’s smart … if she’s not smart… that’s my spec right there.
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@madebycharles
arresting ftx ceo and sending him to jail didn’t kill america. I think we will be fine.
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@jaykeyaks10
don’t bite the fingers that fed you. Yes! he over stepped. wym D-O is beneath you?
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This sounds like a kayemo script. But that’s dumb still
‘He Saved Money Instead Of People,’ Tinubu Slams Obi
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@adetolaov
if unity was this bad, only God knows how terrible heritage bank’s books were. And they were functional with meffy on the throne.
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the quality of my life has 10x and all thanks to my baby
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imagine playing ozeba on the highest vol in your car and you crash and die but rema is still playing so loud that you could hear it in the afterlife but you can’t groove to it cos you don’t want bros j to think you’re for hell so you maintain some steeze and get to heaven’s gate
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The actual king of afrobeats.
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Losing to Nigeria feels like your tenant’s child outperforming your child in life
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i changed my car within one year and my dad called me to explain how i make money and why it was necessary to get another car. 😭
You people project your parents on us mehn.
When I go home with certain things, I have to give detailed explanations o.
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i raise you “i married her cos she’s not intelligent”
Of all the things I’ve heard, “I wish I met you before my wife” is the wildest.
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Art!
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in lagos how? it’s everywhere in the whole wide world
I absolutely dislike how you can casually be recorded in someone’s video/ pictures in Lagos now.
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