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@gr4iled His page is basically him giving women their final approval or rejection for being attractive
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@MarmotRespecter Why do so many “WHY WONT YOU HAVE KIDS BRO” people talk about having a kid as if it’s like buying a pet or like a cheeseburger. Why are so many people obsessed with other people’s choices surround having a child? Is it a jealousy thing.
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@ettingermentum “You think he fell out of a coconut tree?”
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@ant0ni0_luevan0 @PhilJankowski They have age limits in college now?
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@Trader_Theory @ArtCelineLove Just say you couldn’t get in bro it’s okay
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@gr4iled Tbh when you look like that, I mean, he could be MUCH worse. Crazy part is that theoretically there’s someone out there for him.
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@nyahobi Viva la Vida, as overplayed as it is, is insane. Especially given the year 2008 when every song was manufactured to sound like it was programmed on C#
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@tkelce Adderall prescription filled type of tweet
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@oracleJM84 @MedGold_ This may shock you, but a lot of people date women without taking inventory on how many eggs they have.
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@JoeDaActivist Apple literally refused to unlock a terrorists’ phone for the FBI. Don’t be dense. I don’t know how “we don’t want an adversarial world power to harbor and gather data on our citizens including children” became controversial. Oh wait. It was after everyone became addicted to TT.
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@MartinVarsha @CenterPoint You thought monopoly was just a game?
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@Bobbertfrasier @arod_twit Under discussed is the way that parents who force religion on you don’t think about the confusion it leads to when you become an adult and start to realize things…
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@dantibs @SwannMarcus89 The United States Postal Services’ Postal Inspector agents would squash a leftist rebellion in 1-2 mailing days
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@Magavictexas @Chris_Kuhlman00 Yeah surely the camera man, on camera, deliberately (on camera) assaulted a peace office. Another L for Texas law enforcement. Those guys need training and better leadership, desperately. Uvalde should’ve told us that.
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@lnbshr She’s wrong for that but “well preserved” is just insanely witty.
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@BloombergAsia “Germany's finance chief lectures the US”
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@ArmandDoma If you’ve been online to the point where the idea of someone committing a crime, brazenly, with no consequence, is somehow not infuriating…. You need to not be online as much
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@big_business_ Got a whole scoreboard bro
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@DavidAstinWalsh @ijbailey I don’t see how a university building being occupied by mostly non-affiliated people, and those people threatening university staff, is something you can’t see as warranting a police response. Can you explain?
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@Homiedino The CIA briefing room as soon as they get the green light
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@SwannMarcus89 That’s it, I’m voting for Biden. We need to keep this shit going.
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@Lynda_Gage @jaypsg78 This was MLK’s dream. To see people, unnecessarily, hate on women (but equally, not taking race into account).
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@blackgurldip I want to have a fun, which seems like such a foreign concept now.
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@RyanChandlerTV @KXAN_News @hueyjayd Greg Abbott is the master at using law enforcement to waste taxpayer money
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@MarmotRespecter Oh. They’re probably scared of failing their kids. Okay I’m sort of jiving here. A lot of people handicap themselves because they had a not so great childhood and thus want to make everything perfect for their potential child but never accept that perfection doesn’t exist.
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@0CEANGR0WNTREEZ The biggest insult to the black community is a man having a stable job so that checks out
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@RichassNurse @Mila_Tequilaa I mean statistically there are many women who have zero kids, are 10s, and will still never come close to dating a man in the 1% How many people do you think are in the 1%? You know 1% is…not a lot right? You’re a nurse? I hope I’m never sick in your city…
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@YalAbraham2 @RyanChandlerTV @GregCasar My apologies for my US Congressman isn’t following to directions of the IDF, I recall the US being the superpower here.
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@dklmarxist This > female role models that are half naked/twerking in every video. Not every artist is for everyone.
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@imbarkingg @dhruvv45 @reaIsnowhite The fact that he ended the tweet with “goodnight” did it for me
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@wakandanspice @BrendenJWatkins It’s mostly: I suffer from having my labor exploited so other people need too as well! Think they call it selfishness or something like that.
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@arthoefootjob Thought it was about rape?
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@TomOliverson Why are you so pro-government rule? Why do you hate individual freedom? What happened to conservatives…
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@ettingermentum Me when I worked at Cracker Barrel
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@isaiah_bb They did in multiple states, and won. The crazy part is they didn’t even have to set up encampments or break windows or disrupt peace to do so.
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@statesman Why are conservatives so okay with DPS constantly 1: Not doing their job (Uvalde) 2: Wasting taxpayer money Back the blue or whatever, I back the green (in my pocket)
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@cleanbreaknow You soon btw
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@margincall777 @indexnforgetit @creation247 Illuminati is when red led lights. Also, that’s from 3 years ago. Usher literally praised God during his performance.
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@IdleAn94328 @alixabeth Nah, I don’t believe in taking advantage of the elderly.
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@OKWildlifeDept @NotJPod279 I think you should be forced to disclose on any job application that you were called a clown by the Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation
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@Andrew___Baker This is a garbage take
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@AnnieRoadAgro @Trader_Theory @ArtCelineLove Les than 1% of degrees awarded are “Gender Studies” degrees. If you were able to get into college, you’d know how to conduct research instead of relying on other people to shape your world.
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@politikaljunki @RemadnaKXAN @KXAN_News Man you’re so damn close bro…
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@nmom2005 @MikalaCompton @RyanChandlerTV They have age restrictions on campuses now?
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@myth_pilot @prowrstlngstrng Just press the button to turn it off.
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@margincall777 @indexnforgetit @creation247 Well I hope I at least got a good deal on my soul. Maybe I should check the Kelley Blue Book.
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@BartsQuandry @BreatheMore1 @nexta_tv It’s almost as if the people who do intelligence are good at their job. You acknowledge that some people are just actually really good at their job, right?
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@TheAndersPaul @RyanGirdusky I think this is a great, unintentional, example of what OP was saying. You say all of that to a random person in a suburb and they’ll be calling someone to have you placed in an involuntary mental health hold
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@DanielJone89397 @akhivae Almost like a mental illness or something idk
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@Attractiveincel @MiriVinni You lots make motherhood sound like the most boring shit ever. No wonder ppl don’t want kids.
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@IdleAn94328 @alixabeth I bet…they could? I bet you can’t convert a .doc file to a pdf though
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@Frog_Zard @ImNotOwned Yeah he already said that rural people are coddled?
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@xbradtc @toner564 @ChrisMattoxDC @mattdizwhitlock @ElissaSlotkin Next you’ll tell me “you mean just like paparazzi 🤓”
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@matt____rice You could’ve stopped at “someone needs to stop 27 year olds”
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@ABC7 Wait—I thought the abortion bans would fix this?
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@thekingsmind8 @_ParadiseParis1 This man has never been enrolled at an institute of higher education in America
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@big_business_ Backup quarterbacks often over perform immediately since the defense has not planned to play him
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@HTXlocalkid @emmanume @houmayor I don’t think that it’s realistic to expect people to either have a car or not participate in the economy. Being “anti other modes of transportation” is bad economic policy, imo. My transmission blew this week. I work near UH. Thank goodness for METRO Katy P&R and light rail.
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@IdahoBones Small business owners want to be coddled so bad
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@c0nn0rpl3as3 @MarquisHoney That’s actually Galveston, TX don’t be fooled
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@myproblem377041 @MarmotRespecter We all die one day so we’re all weaklings. Welcome.
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@Michele73395146 @RyanChandlerTV Then how would the University function? They kinda need their tuition…
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@dantibs @SwannMarcus89 The day a leftist blocks a USPS vehicle from delivering the mail is the daily leftism ceases to exist. It’s inevitable.
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@jr499027 @eemmanuels4 @historyinmemes Thought it’s been 2,023 years? That’s how that works right.
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@BeyRange @RODEODDP @LeeLovesBey @bimbosumit Yes. Proud of all that plus the financial aid that allowed me to graduate yesterday, the fact that (unlike Hamas) we don’t throw gay people off of buildings, proud of our sports. What is there to be proud of in Palestine? Decades of failure to rid terrorists and establish peace?
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@orthodontella @dmtrubman @HeadBand42 “Don’t worry guys, we’re only kicking the low income people out 🤓”
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@IdleAn94328 @alixabeth You geriatrics know how to count that high???
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@AnthonyGSupreme @big_business_ Conservatives believe that since Kelce took the vaccine and Taylor Swift is popular that their relationship (and the chiefs winning) is a CIA conspiracy by the democrats.
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@awfulannouncing Bro it is October of 2023 and Rodgers is somehow still living in August of 2020
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@HamamelisLark @tplohetski Some students are there for pizza & art projects in the name of resistance. They also pay tuition. This is different if they paid no tuition.
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@stoicmami Ppl be horny it’s why you are here and I’m even able to type this
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@geraldwgarcia @AKMcGlinchy Enjoy your shitty newspaper building and parking lot. Surely that will help property values. We, in Texas, BUILD. Take this scared to innovate shit back to Cali.
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@myth_pilot @prowrstlngstrng The button is there so you can feel a sense of control. It’s actually anti-American to not have to turn it off yourself.
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@morganwarstler @scottbraddock @DanPatrick It’s a good question, it is common for these declarations to be made ahead of time It’s not political, no one called them out when they did it correctly all the other times When you’re the big boss and want to flex your power all the time you gotta accept the responsibility
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@YalAbraham2 @RyanChandlerTV @GregCasar Can you point to examples of any foreign group sending instructions to students in the US on how, when, and where to protest? Is it implausible to you that the students didn’t just Google what’s happening?
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@howdebodiradio @JoeDaActivist At least I could sue Facebook. Good luck doing to with Byte Dance (one of the main reasons they want them to become a US company).
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@Trust_Lion_ I think it’s because you enjoy the activity? No need to induce hate where it isn’t, you might just be normal after all!
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@SirGizmo170 @ImMeme0 Now Republicans are pro regulation lmao
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@revhowardarson NLRB members clocking in
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@smarkstrickland They don’t want to be retaliated against by future employers/end up on the infamous blackbook that doxxes them.
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@3Sandy7_ @TaraBull808 Bro it’s been four years and police budgets have skyrocketed. Give it up.
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@ArmandDoma Imo the far right and far left both reside in often nonsensical, harmful, antisocial, and cringe realities. The only difference is that I think leftists actually have some good intentions (but fail miserably at execution and are prone to analysis paralysis)
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@MorpheusAwakens @WiseTakes Why do you want the WNBA to fail? You’re talking finances like you’re a NBA executive. Do you have problems talking to women? Be honest bro, we can help.
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@tapertantrum6 @ClairmontExotic The fact that I was like you about 6 months ago, for like five years straight, makes me sick because in the moment I didn’t realize how cringe and borderline delusional I was. Look, you live in a delusion, pretty soon not getting a gf will be the LEAST of your issues.
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@MatrixReload68 @formallymichael Federal agents are at your door
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@SpankLikePootie Teach at a black HS and you’ll understand
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@GBGaware @jaxajueny No, you’re screwed because of your inability to adjust to change—a requirement for human beings to continue existence.
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@ProfDBernstein @NickKristof “May have overreacted” yeah bro that’s typically what police officers are not supposed to do…
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@SwannMarcus89 Incoming “crime is down so why is <major city> spending so much money on public safety instead of spending that money on endless streams of consultants that will never solve the issue because their incentives lie in having issues to solve” take.
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@BadSpellar65 @mattyglesias You should try committing a crime in front of an FBI agent
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@KenPaxtonTX Real conservative, small government, is when I tell state legislators that they must vote how I want or face retaliation. Also, when that person is the attorney general.
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@TheFudHound @ell_davisX Good thing I don’t live in Thailand? Idk man America doesn’t take cues from other countries, especially Thailand.
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@bordyjojordy You just look like a trouble making woman. I love it.
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