dick van dijk
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what the hell is this? i just can't fathom why anyone would watch something as nasty as this
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wait kesha kinda mothered with this weird ass new single
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“In Melbourne you cannot wear a puffer jacket that’s not black and from the brand The North Face.
My friend once wore a Kathmandu puffer and he was shot 72 times by Dandrews himself out the front of State Library.”
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🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨
Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews has announced new names for the five stations currently under construction as part of the Metro Tunnel.
As a result of the decision, the project is now estimated to cost $450b and will open in 2031 instead of 2025.
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petition to (re)build tram tracks along johnston st/studley park rd so the 16 tram can run in a loop
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low-floor tram myki reader what are you doing here
“The mark of an advanced society is not that the poor drive but that the rich take transit.”
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she said she wanna fuck i said sorry i have a new message in my myGov inbox
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good morning twitter. just bought this bánh mi for 11,00€US and had it for breakfast. only possible in the glorious city of melbourne florida
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the former park hotel refugee prison - shut down thru months of protests and subsequently abandoned for over two years - is finally being destroyed. love to see it
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the mother store after charli xcx released von dutch remix
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why is there a yarra trams incident response vehicle inside this toyota showroom and also why is it upstairs ……..?
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this matcha fucking sucked but thanks to the power of mass media and consumerism, i had a great time. late stage capitalism is so awesome
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it’s always visiting every station on a railway line and never a job
Ballan station. This means I've visited every station on the Ararat line
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@WhaleDucks
@aliyahInterlude
yes we are and so are they and they don’t have the Boundaries & Mutual Respect update installed yet
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@tommyfication
yes shes fierce 😭 and her duo just put out a new album called queef underground 😭😭😭😭
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in a bad place rn (not mentally i’m just on the 251 bus to northland)
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how and why did this sign thats literally 6 maybe even 7 years old JUST get put up 😭
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@normalgirl222
one day a historian will look at this tweet then go into cardiac arrest trying to figure out what it means
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the yarra river clay in question
Dipping my Bánh mì in the Yarra and getting a mouthful of clay 🤤
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brat themed promo for a STEM event is crazy….my culture is not your costume!!!!
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accidentally took two dexies instead of paracetamols right before going to bed
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coworker tried to shame me for taking the tram to work ??????😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭bitch your CO2 PUKING, MURDER MACHINE steering, L PLATER ass is the freak here ………….
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- jerk off
- weed vape
- eepy 😴
𝑆𝐿𝐸𝐸𝑃 𝐸𝑆𝑆𝐸𝑁𝑇𝐼𝐴𝐿𝑆
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• silk pillowcases
• linen sheets
• black out curtains
• sound machine
• no phone in the room
• wear blue light blockers
• chamomile tea
• read before bed
• sleep naked
• mouth tape
• red light bulbs
• magnesium
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(ordering at theyfc) can i get a transgender 5G box with pepstrogen max
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I did not have sexual relations with that walkable city
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northside olympic sports
- barkly square shoplift-off
- savers resale profit margin maximisation competition
- 500m sprint while wearing salomons
- furphy chugging at the retreat
- putting on a skirt over jeans race
- 19/86/96 tram try not to tap on challenge
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what is subtweeting is it like when ur a submissive little slut and use twitter
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waiting at brunswick rd tram stop for the 19….its been twenty minutes……six trams have just pulled up at the same time but all going in the wrong direction……..save me
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@JackMorphet
@dailytelegraph
“to disperse” they’re the ones that FORCED and TRAPPED people in central station
#acab
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guys Omg i have to tweet rn hold on stop walking so fast I Need to tweet Can you just wait Hang on This is gonna be so funny ive got to tweet it now guys just let me tweet this then we can go guys come on
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so
@VicGovDTP
wants you to ride ‘safe’ and to them that means riding on the road? which is exponentially more dangerous? But they don’t want to invest in bike/scooter lanes? make it make sense…….
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oh please that timothy twink is a bottom he didnt top shit!
‘Wonka’ tops the domestic box office with $39 million in its opening weekend.
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brain absolutely fried. no thoughts. only boredom and resentment
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at the la perouse sedimentary rock formation who want me
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Me walking out of aldi with a whole microwave shoved up my boxers
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just thought of the time in year 8 when i made both of my crushes in the sims then made them fuck
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racism is OVER folks some random white lady in maribyrnong just complimented my hair
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Hello oomfs 👋 Im eating ein Apfel 🍏 RESIST ⚠️Woke Agenda⚠️ by making sure to have four 2 five SERVEings of fruit a day! Bcoz rember: ein apfel a day keeps de dokter away 🍎➡️🧑⚕️🚫🚨
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shoutout to
@unimelb
for putting up this extremely useful sign; without it i never would’ve guessed that CCTV was in use!
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