Comedian
#ShaneGillis
' controversial remarks are coming back to haunt him ahead of his
#SNL
appearance 😬 Listen to the resurfaced clip. All the details:
sitting my gf down to explain that with the proper combination of frigid temperatures, adrenaline, and adderall i could very realistically achieve bass pro shop levels of exposed teenis and that so far she’s only witnessed the wealthiest 1%
my friend James died in a car accident this weekend. one of the best dudes i met in comedy, first person to book me, he’s the reason dork court had a venue and a drink special at the bar. the show will be on temporary hiatus until i can talk about it without crying, be back soon
🇺🇸AMY SCHUMER SMOKES HATERS ABOUT HER FACE
“Thank you so much for everyone’s input about my face. I’ve enjoyed feedback and deliberation about my appearance, as all women do for almost 20 years. And you're right, it is puffier than normal right now. I have endometriosis, an
ngl trying to keep up with these dudes even for a minute was like trainhopping a runaway freight but i truly can’t express how sick it was to have a chance to make the funniest people i know laugh. thanks again
@mikerainey82
@timbutterly
@_Shaner_Comedy_
@dadmeatcast
so excited to get my copy of
@mikerainey82
’s On Percs that I decided to make an asmr video showing the first sweet sniff of my custom slur. powerful stuff!
girl i had a huge crush on in high school but haven’t spoken to in 10+ years followed me on ig today. then when i requested to follow her back she unfollowed me. what a saucy minx
I’m sorry, but this is too funny not to immediately put on blast! Also, am I mistaken that this club is in Seattle’s historic “CHAZ” district?
(Kurt looks up toward heaven.)
THANK U GEORGE FLOYD! For the fun Im about to have with this on Twitter after I take a quick shit! BRB!
wait i’m confused, it’s now transphobic to say that trans people commit suicide at a disproportionate rate? i thought that’s why we’re supposed to treat them like retarded children?
Tonight at midnight Toby McMullen and Miguel Silva join
@ZASpookshow
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@zacspookshow
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a cute girl said she wanted to go to a comedy show with me so i took her to see adam friedland and then afterwards she didn’t give me pussy and that’s probably what i deserve
had to wake up at 5am and drive 10 hours round trip but when your boys say they’re racing frogs you make time. shoutout big
@ChadsmadnesS
for getting us home safe
i want to thank everybody for their well wishes, and just anyone who’s reached out and supported me through this harrowing time. after 5 months and four days of strife and turmoil, the whole team team here is incredibly excited to announce that i’m getting some pussy tonight
@BenStiller
All your movies are extremely low effort copy and paste garbage. Oh no, everything goes wrong for the main character! Who could have seen that happening?? And “Focker” sounds like “fucker”! Who could have ever thought of that???