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Husband, father and dentist. Cooking, music, reading, science and pubs keep me happy. I live by the sea. GC, TWAM, sod pronouns and, no, that’s not my birthday.
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February 2020 -vs- February 2023. A few changes.
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Just watching Bargain Hunt and.. blimey if it’s not Johnny Nicepainter!
@TheFastShow1
@monstroso
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Indeed. The death of a forty-a-day smoker who has had two previous heart attacks must be the result of the COVID vaccines.
Piss off
@DrAseemMalhotra
you foul, predatory, grifting quack.
@gmcuk
do something about him. Now.
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Sir David Spiegelhalter joins the queue of people telling Peter Hitchens that he’s a twat and explaining exactly why.
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I have to say that
@charltonbrooker
's
#AntiviralWipe
is the best bit of lockdown telly I've yet seen. Absolutely bang-on. And because Wipe has always been Charlie in His Room, in front of a telly, no audience, it still works perfectly.
(And Nice Konnie Huq is in it as well)
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Good news indeed!
@TheFastShow1
Fast Show reunion confirmed! Paul Whitehouse, Charlie Higson, Arabella Weir, John Thomson, Simon Day and Mark Williams will film Gold special 'The Fast Show: Just A Load Of Blooming Catchphrases':
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@dank_ackroyd
Are they taking the piss? You have to declare your earnings to letting agencies?
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@DAaronovitch
@thetimes
“Since there hasn’t been a single instance I can find of drag queens grooming children for sex”
You didn’t look very hard, David.
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Rescued owl was 'too fat to fly'.
His plumage was also too damp for him to mate.
He was too wet to woo.
IF THIS DOESN'T GET FIVE MILLION RTs AND ME A BLUE TICK ALL OF TWITTER CAN FUCK OFF.
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@TheMichaelMoran
@richard_littler
Have you seen the full transcript of his rant? I read it for the first time only last year. It is genuinely horrifying. Even by the standards of the time it is vile stuff.
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The sound of lots and lots of ladies and a good few chaps doing flappy hands and breathing heavily echoes across Twitter. I don't know if Sir Patrick is old enough to invoke the
#historicalhottie
hashtag. I'll have to check with
@WhoresofYore
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Not a Versace photoshoot, this is 102 years ago - on Saturday 3rd March 1918. The Great War rages & photographer Paul Castlenau travelled to what became Jordan to take this autochrome of Fayz Bey el Azm (companion of Emir Fayçal) which I've Babelised for you. It is not colourised
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Gold doesn’t dissolve in sulphuric acid unless an oxidising agent such as nitric acid is also present. The dissolved gold precipitates out when water is added.
This is the sort of brainless shit I would expect from Bitcoin grifters.
@hoaxeye
Dissolving a bar of pure gold in boiling sulfuric acid.
#Bitcoin
can never be dissolved or destroyed.
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The man is a warden in an orangutan rescue facility who was in the water clearing snakes. The ape is only semi-wild and was more likely asking for food.
@hoaxeye
Source:
A critically endangered orangutan reaches out to help a geologist who fell in the mud and got stuck.
When the photographer, Anil Prabhakar, uploaded the photo, he wrote:
"At a time when the concept of humanity is dying, animals are leading us to the principles of humanity"
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Laura Kenny is a brilliant summariser.
TBH the BBC coverage is much better with all the girls as presenters and experts. Beth Tweddle, Laura, Jess Ennis-Hill, Denise Lewis, Becky Adlington et al all come over so well. And obviously are proper experts.
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That Chair (well.. a replica one..) is up for sale. Well now we know what
@whoresofyore
will be spending the book royalties on.
Which won't be the first time some has blown their wad on it, either.
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Astonishing pic of Southsea beach this morning post-storm. Didn't know The Solent housed that many starfish.
@CapturingRCoast
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@DAaronovitch
@thetimes
You didn’t say using story time. You said “Since there hasn’t been a single instance I can find of drag queens grooming children for sex”.
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Watching
@KermodeMovie
on Sunday Brunch, it is impossible not to notice that he’s turning into Black Sabbath drummer Bill Ward.
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Charlie forgets that Craig David was at the peak of his fame at probably about the time the girl was being born.
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This is a “lake overturn”. The eruption of Nyiragongo volcano 20 miles away has triggered the release of trapped methane which is burning at the surface. This video does not show a volcanic eruption.
@hoaxeye
#Nyiragongo
Volcanic eruption in the middle of the lake in Eastern Congo.
#NyiragongoErupts
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Matthew Parris has made no secret of his detestation of Boris and, as such, when he decides to put the shoe in, he does it with some force. This is a great column.
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Well if you're going to have a number plate for a sewage tanker, it's as good as any..
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Remember, Joey once pretended to be a black woman having forgotten that he was still logged into his main account.
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Nice Marc Ashland pic of the Maine Road Chippy in The Times today. Very
@GrimArtGroup
although
@McrBuilds
will like it as well.
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Fuck. Off. And keep fucking off until you're back to where you started. Then you can fuck off again.
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@Dystopia522
@Glinner
@stonewalluk
@JackieDP
@Baroness_Nichol
And, strangely, lesbians like Alex never seem to have any interest in dating other lesbians with penises.
Funny, that.
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I wonder if this Olympics will inspire loads of inner-city kids with no hope and no future to go to their local dressage centre?
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Not this old canard again.
"small state" - NHS is the largest employer on the planet behind only the Chinese Army
"low tax" - highest tax burden in 70 years
You are mentally ill.
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This is the best thing ever. Oh my poor sides!
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@WhoresofYore
This chap’s obit is in The Times today. The quintessential square-jawed dashing young pilot and probably a
#historicalhottie
.
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The British Submarine K22 in Dry Dock, at Rosyth, in Winter by Charles Pears.
@GrimArtGroup
I love Charles Pears’ work. Have a look at some of his stuff.
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Spectacularly stupid homeopath John Benneth has his arse well and truly handed to him on a plate by Thomas Mohr on the
@EdzardErnst
blog.
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I said this Tweet was bollocks at the time. And two and a bit weeks on from it, we can see what bollocks it was. Case numbers have dropped 40% in a week. A record, and backed by ONS data. When will this pompous, ill-informed, pessimistic, pearl-clutching windbaggery cease?
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Paging
@GrimArtGroup
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@QcWynter
@frozenwarning
Mridul Wadhwa is NOT “a man in a dress”. This is grossly insulting.
He’s a man in a sari.
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Screengrab of the important piece in The Times today. The rise in the antivax movement is worrying. Nice quotes from
@EdzardErnst
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@MGreenWriting
That’s right, Mark. Tell the uppity women what they should be doing and thinking. Put them back in their box. Where they should be because it really is all about the men and their privileges, isn’t it?
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One of the advantages of having a fish market just down the road. A spanking fresh 1kg Dover sole. For a tenner. How much would this cost in London
@jayrayner1
?
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@DocBastard
There’s a word used to describe people who have relied only on those natural birth control options.
And that word is “parents”.
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It is a click farm, but it’s in China. The reporter is Russian.
@hoaxeye
A Russian click farm of thousands of machines generating fake accounts, posts, likes, retweets, and other engagements
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Watching Last Night Of The Proms and well.. it is apparently all about Up The Arse.
@dank_ackroyd
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Good lord. The level of delusion displayed by antivaxers. Vitamin pills and supplements to treat a disease the spread of which is directly linked to their stupidity. Words fail me.
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They’ve dug out some Wellness Loonies in The Times today. It’s proper give ‘em enough rope journalism.
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I so want a
#granddesigns
to end with Kev saying “When this project started, I had my doubts. And I’ve been proved right. What a fucking shitheap this is. Who’d live here? Load of old glass and steel clichéd wank. Horrible.”
We can but dream.
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Good piece in The Times condemning the delusional beliefs of proponents of
#homeopathy
.
@EdzardErnst
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“Just the one!”
Remembering Joan Sims who passed away on this date in 2001 😇🙏
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On the
@EdzardErnst
blog, a crank called Geoff accused oncologist Dr Julian Money-Kyrle of being a nasty peddler of chemotherapy that doesn’t work and kills people. Julian’s lengthy, measured and wise response is well worth a read.
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Structural engineers have told Number 10 that skyhooks, long weights, striped paint, bubbles for spirit-levels and left-handed hammers will be crucial to the bridge's construction but Number 10 will need to source them.
No10 confirms for first time “work is underway” on the building of a bridge between Scotland and Northern Ireland. Scoping report being drawn up for the PM.
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A reminder of the zones of the foot and what area of the body they correspond with in reflexology.
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Just learned of the art of George Shaw c/o
@StuartMaconie
’s The Full English.
Absolute peak
@GrimArtGroup
and very, very wonderful.
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@NavyLookout
@TBrit90
@TomSharpe134
The maintenance of the sub fleet is getting a righteous kick up the arse. The supremely competent Jeremy Bailey has been put in charge of sub engineering and he is apparently rattling a lot of cages to very good effect.
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As
@hoaxeye
said: “That is a 3D rendering of a eukaryotic cell, modeled using data from X-ray, nuclear magnetic resonance and cryo-electron microscopy. Image by Evan Ingersoll and Gael McGill
#RespectArtists
source: …”
This isn’t a painting. It's the most detailed image of a human cell to date, obtained by radiography, nuclear magnetic resonance and cryoelectron microscopy.
Via Elahe Afnani
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Someone's posted a load of photos of 1960s Portsmouth on FB. Some great pics. All proper
@GrimArtGroup
stuff.
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Except that was from an episode of Connections from 1978 and that’s obviously not a Saturn V taking off. But it was very well-timed. As people have pointed out for years when posting this clip.
@hoaxeye
Is this the best timed TV sequence ever?
James Burke covering live the Apollo 11 mission for the BBC in 1969.
ht
@bluedotfestival
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@MartynWaites
“I am not making this up”
Fucking much. I follow loads of GC accounts and see none of this.
Obviously you can prove us wrong by posting screenshots which I’m sure you have.
We’ll wait.
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Brilliant, angry, excoriating stuff from
@One_Angry_Chef
. Read this, Lynne McfuckingTaggart and your ilk. And feel ashamed.
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@basiliilover
It’s his job, sweetie. Objective facts contradicting your ideology isn’t a reason to get upset. It’s a reason to learn how and why you’re wrong. But you won’t. Because you’re a blinded zealot.
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It’s also a very-carefully manufactured clip designed to go viral. It did. Here’s how.
@hoaxeye
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So that’s the second long-running BBC flagship show fronted by Paddy McGuinness that has been pulled.
Some conclusions may be drawn.
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My mate Andy the shipping lawyer is involved with this. Absolute shitshow by all accounts. And going to be a fucking massive case because of the number of ships involved. When big cargoes get delayed in fluctuating markets, it gets legal.
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Why has it taken me until the age of 56 to realise just how jaw-droppingly astonishing 10CC were?
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@SwipeWright
@helenstaniland
@sciam
@TulikaBose_
@gp_jls
@FondOfBeetles
@WSJ
The eternal dream of those in the humanities: that opinion can trump objective fact.
When your beliefs are shown by science to be wrong, it is time to change your beliefs, not try to argue that the science is incorrect.
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