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@KelgoreTrout
Go to a rich neighborhood where they don't have security looking for shoplifters
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@billybrizzle420
I knew a guy who would fill a 2 liter bottle with vodka, Kool aid powder, and a handful of Xanax and Vyvanse then drink it over the course of a weekend
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@EclecticHams
Sometimes it takes an outsider to show the locals how fun and cool their place is. People get too caught up in flyover state narrative, even people in those states
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@coldhealing
Did dude even try to cheat or did he just accidentally go to the wrong house one night and have sex with someone else's identical wife
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@Chandos_II
True. Once I turned 23 I stopped being able to learn new things and very quickly became mentally, we'll see I forgot the word, but mentally fucked in my ability to think clearly.
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@GamesNosh
All the people accusing you of body shaming. Yet all you said was "mid-30's wine mom body", which you never specified as a bad thing.
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@DiarrheaJail
Carbonation makes alcohol absorb faster in the stomach. Sugar content worsens hangovers. Water content improves. Methanol makes you feel worse than ethanol. I'm sure there's a lot of placebo at play, but to deny that there's any difference due to chemistry would also be ignorant.
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@AlaskanTzar
@nikicaga
Well they did make a whole series of movies called "Madagascar"
There are no movies titled "Japan"
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@polishXcellence
I love how pepes originally used to be edgy and now its just like christian kids going "let us pray"
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@POSIndustries
@yurirando
Yep I've been in the background of every major historic event, gently swaying from side to side.
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@Mkultravictem
@NeillJenkins
@fwong
whats funniest is if you wait about 20 years, you know the family that runs the resturant has made it when white people start working there because the kids have gone off to get a phd
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@lancer125
@ElijahSchaffer
yeah bro they work like that for money not approval from people they have never met
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@Breaking911
Herpes Zoster, which is shingles, not "real" herpes. Plus it's only in people with autoimmune inflammatory rheumatic diseases. That's so fucking misleading lmao
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@Nassreddin2002
english speakers are making fun of dutch because theyre extremely similar languages so it looks funny to us because its still recognizable
I'm pretty sure other similar languages have this dynamic, like the romance languages
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@kjmattan
@cudderanthem1
@theyluvmj
watch out, hit that joint once and your teeth will fall out, you'll go broke, and forget who you are
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@polishXcellence
Stancil tweets like a flashbang dropped into your lap. These guys start blind firing into their own men
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I'm just curious when these people think was a good time to have kids. The black plague? The Taiping rebellion? How about the Toba eruption?
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@CarlOrkmansen
The weirdest replies are the ones saying the gf is horny for the attacker. Life is the plot of a cuck porn to these people.
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@Goodtweet_man
@SwannMarcus89
School shootings and lockdown drills did not start 5 years ago. It doesn't even make sense on its face.
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@shoe0nhead
I said we shouldn't have gun laws and they put me with Beto Orourke in the new liberal party
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@BeijingPalmer
Did we completely forget that a Japanese politician was gunned down in broad daylight like a year ago
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@herosnvrdie69
What a profoundly bad way to spend your time. The day was over, and I was like that's it? Some rich people have no imaginations.
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@bootheelposting
Imo it's less the speed and more the bobbing and weaving between lanes. 85 feels safe to me going in a straight line with no one around. Someone flying between lanes in 50 mph traffic feels deadly af
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@ChrissPBakin
@dieworkwear
Oh, you didn't name every single exploitative business in the world, in a single tweet? Guess you're just sinophobic then
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@Wormsley
@SplendorEternal
If straight uncooked onion is bland, post a video of you biting into one like an apple.
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@RationalDis
When it doesn't perfectly mirror reality, it's because of [political/economic ideology I don't like]
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@TrophyMerchants
@JustinWhang
@TheWapplehouse
While endangered, it does appear their population is replenishing
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@_Kmoore3
@nanastackks
Well he took a bottle to the head twice before the fight even start. He didn't do too bad all things considered.
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@ArmandDoma
It's just obnoxious. Imagine some rich guy shows up where you live and is like wooow everything is so cheap here. Look how much more stuff I can get than you. So cool
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@cIass_man
Dxm is crazy, I read a story on there about a guy who robotripped every day for like 3 months straight and got promoted at work because he was such a machine during that time
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@polishXcellence
two tweets later they're posting a pic of the same girl and commenting on how she has liberal physiognomy, 2/10 would never date
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@MrAntiWokeScold
@kawaiistevie
@commiefairie
How many tweets is it going to take for you to understand that land is cheaper outside of NYC.
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@AlecStapp
Everyone thought automation was coming for factory jobs first. Turns out physical tasks and fine motor skills are harder to replicate than jokes or image generation.
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@cornelioushowdy
@DoctorCumFart
Do you think stem consists of lighting those floating lantern things
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@arya_natura
@HarmlessYardDog
They're not used to animals in the UK. They've long since killed off everything on the island.
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@R0b0tSp1der
@Red_Huitzli
@ncunderscore2
Why not grind people up into fine powder and load that into crop dusters, to ensure a more efficient and equal distribution across the landscape?
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@uncledoomer
Once I got waylaid overnight at a euro airport and there wasn't a single water fountain or open store/restaurant. But all the stores had all their drink fridges open so I just stole 3 water bottles from one. I'm still 95% that's what they wanted me to do
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@PortlandBlade
@brokenmess91
@AndroidCarlisle
And so continues the centuries long tradition of British soldiers being afraid of Armed Americans.
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@EclecticRadical
@kennedytcooper
The reflex is good though. They want to help out, but they're doing it in a shit way. Wouldn't be shitting on them if this extra energy was directed toward like a gardening co-op or something instead of wendys.
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@billybrizzle420
The longer I work blue collar the more I realize how little of American society is still geared toward this kind of work. The article is not about us, we're not even a consideration. They're talking about sedentary office jobbers
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@KanakaSocialist
@bellaxedward666
How could Hawai'i have been socialist in the 1800s they literally had monarchs
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@JamesConstas
@ByronYork
@RpwWilliams
Yeah. How many of these traits could be associated with Chinese culture? A much older and storied civilization than the West.
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@Markovs__Cat
@Nassreddin2002
Oh please, Spanish speakers make fun of other Spanish speakers
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@SaraShakir011
@ghauraghaura
So women shouldn't be allowed an education? What's your point here
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@queen_of_iceni
It's fatphobic for there to not be a continuous supply line of food directly into my mouth. Ideally by rail. If I have to chew and swallow the food myself, that's fatphobic too
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@NicoleFCarr
Why isn't every single story just a literal summary of all the socio-political happenings of the time it was written?
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@gabehudson
Guy who can't watch a show without having to endorse every single thing that happens in it
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@TrujelloForever
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@Lizz
@IfyNwadiwe
[minor spoilers]
Also he stops once Sang Woo starts introducing himself. At one point it was mentioned that Gihun kind of helped raise Sang Woo, who seemed a shy person overall. It builds the relationship between the two characters.
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@hannahposts
@SorbIncognito
She is literally blonde hair blue eyed, I thought that's all it took with these people.
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@polishXcellence
@ch1w33th3d0g
Get you a man who can do both, cause this is clearly the same guy
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@IAmMeliLopez
@barstoolsports
Making fun of people losing their hair is fair game. People make fun of balding people all the time.
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@KeithOlbermann
@joerogan
Cringe. Sounds like a high school theater kid screwing up a Shakespeare monologue.
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@bidetmarxman
@dieworkwear
I don't see how the shein stuff mirrors this at all. Who tf said anything about terrorism and genocide
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@LoFiRepublican
@TheBabylonBee
Normie right wingers when one (1) joke about inbred white supremacists gets posted by a right wing satire outlet
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@LinkofSunshine
This pales in comparison to my strategy, firebombing basil. And then not firebombing basil
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@wanyeburkett
"Back in the day, you could punch other people's kids in the face!"
No, you couldn't. That's a lie.
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