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In House Counsel to Litigation Lawyers 😜
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NLS Externship Panel: What did you learn during your court externship?
NLS Student: How to move a motion
NLS Externship Panel: Show us
NLS Student: My Lord, I move my application in terms
The Panel:
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NLS Students or Theatre Art Students?
Port Harcourt students are having loads of fun, party after party.
NLS stress got nothing on them 🙌🏽
Lagos & ors, sorry o 🤣
🎥
@yettydlaw_
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Please when we meet at the conference, don't ask me which firm I work, it's not all of us that work in Pinheiro, DOA or Templars.
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Principal: You will be the one to attend to this matter tomorrow (hands you a file you have never seen in your life)
P: The court won't sit, all you have to do is pick a date
Judge: Counsel, are you ready to move your motion?
New wig:
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You ask me where I am working and I tell you Aluko and Co.
Why are you telling me you met my colleague in court today and they say they don't know me.
I'm not responsible for your misrepresentation, na you go assume say na Aluko and Oyebode.
And stop telling people I'm living
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This is a movie 💯
Mehn you guys nailed it 🙌🏽
Queen Campus, I'm sorry, Yola won this year.
Those of you praying for Port Harcourt campus, you have another option now.
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In law school: law school is different from practice, read what we taught you.
First year of practice: didn’t they teach you this in law school?
Me:
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Me in Uni Moot and Mock: OBJECTION MY LORD (roaring every 3 seconds)
First trial as a new wig: As the court pleases (in bedroom voice)
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(On todays Lagos traffic episode)
Judge comes to court late, apologizes.
Lawyer comes to court late, case is hereby struck out for lack of diligent prosecution
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Friday Morning: Young lawyers withdrawing their last 5k for the weekend
Friday Afternoon: Lawyer, I will like you to prepare an agreement for me
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“My lord, kindly put this on record”
The judge when it is said by a young lawyer vs when it is said by an SAN
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1. Forget all the nightmare stories you might have heard.
2. Law school is way easier than Uni
3. Set a positive mindset that you have pass and you are only working towards your desire goals.
4. No follow crowd, develop a system that works for you.
5. Understanding law school
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My principal: have you forgotten that principle already ni?
Me: Sir, God forbids a lawyer to know all the laws
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The Judge when a senior counsel is moving their ex-parte v the Judge when a new wig is moving their ex-parte
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NLS Augustine Nnamani Campus, Agbani, Enugu, what did you add to your stew? 🤯🤯🤯🤯
A 24 hours Cultural Day 😯 You broke the bar, I'm not going to lie.
You guys brought the Igwe of Agbani and Masquerades.
You went too hard, I'm proud of you.
Are those wrestlers bar aspirants
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My lord, Thank you for a well considered judgment.
Says a lawyer that wants to Goan file appeal 💀
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Avoid crime at all costs during this period.
Your lawyer doesn't have fuel to shout Chapter 4 at the police station.
The police/correctional center doesn't have fuel to arraign you in court.
Your family doesn't have the fuel to bring you food.
Just stay very demur at home
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Welcome to the Bar
I now understand why some lawyers gulp some alcohol before going to court.
Some matters cannot be advocated and articulated with puerile eyes.
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Defense counsel: we have a motion before the court my lord, it is dated…
Court: claimant counsel have you been served?
Claimant Counsel: me I have not received anything o
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Me driving in my Benz as an in-house counsel chasing a litigation counsel down the street of Igboshere
If you're in active litigation practise, sitting there and hoping that we in-house will be unfortunate and coman beg you to teach us litigation in d nearest future, may your hopes be dashed.
We will not all jump from ikoyi osborne to ikeja and then to igbosere in 1 day 🙄
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During my 1st week at NLS, my roommates were discussing their career goals. I was hearing things like Taxation lawyer, IP lawyer, Celebrity lawyer
Me thinking under my duvet:
My HOD had never mentioned these fields.
Me I just want to be shouting objection my lord in court
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🤣🤣🤣
Sorry for the laugh
If you dream it, you believe it and it shall come to pass
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An NLS students who promised to finish syllabus during externship 😂
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Property lawyers when it's time to draft deed and contract of sale
Vs
Property lawyers when it's time to inspect Family/Communal land
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Dear senior, that junior that you are paying 30k per month, please let him/her enjoy the holiday abeg.
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NLS students cast away the fear of failure.
Bar final is so easy to pass, what you should be working towards is the grade you want.
Fear and panic will drain your brain, confidence and ability to think straight.
CAST AWAY YOUR FEAR TODAY ‼️
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⚠️ NBA AGC is for networking, stop asking for my firm before exchanging contacts.
I thought my starched suit is supposed to speak for me 😭
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If you did not engage yourself in any internship until Nigeria Law School Gather here
Law students to Law students
That internship that you went for, no lie!
No be film you go dey watch?
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Are you ready to see my NBA AGC Memes?
I have been laughing non stop, so many memes but make I prepare my bail bond first.
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All the energy wey I suppose dey use fight for justice, I dey use am fight for bus 😭
Zero Steeze, Zero Composure 😭
Person still drag my tie, na small remain make I choke😭
NNPC and Ors my God will judge you.
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Me: May it please this court, I am ….
Senior counsel: with the kind permission of his utmost and glamorous court, filled with immaculate mercy, spectacular and generousic infinite knowledge, I am …
Me:
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One NLS student dey dinner hall like this dey lie to the other person say he no get appetite 😂
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All the previous applications in this court were moved in terms.
e reach my turn court court say make I move am fully so extern go learn.
Since morning they no ready learn?
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Frame 1: Welcome Back to office, hope you enjoyed the AGC?
Frame 2: So we have a new brief and we have been waiting for you to come back and handle the file.
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One Litigation Lawyer in his self con apartment
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SAN tells the judge that he only wants to address the court for 20 mins (which obviously is going to be more than that), 2 other SANs in court as well.
Me that just want to comman collect new date cause we have not served 🙂
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The law is not the same as English language, but some people just don't get it.
I was trying to prepare this witness, he dey shout "D law don't worry, I'm a master degree holder (English Language), I understand all these things"
You enter witness box now, you don mess up.
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Yenegoa Campus Coming in with sauce and Juice.
These NLS set are so creative. They broke the bar from last year & they are gradually changing the narratives about NLS.
Abuja & Enugu you have 48 hours to reply with your video.
Lagos, how was today's snap test?
🎥
@Aruchii___
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In Uni: so many lawyers in litigation, me I will be in tech or music law, see them 😂😂
Vs
After call to bar: according Section 8, sub … and under the rules of this honorable court…
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Me after my client comman arrest me because a CAC job has been pending for over a month.
@cacnigeria1
you guys should comman bail me o!
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This client wey I explain reasons why he must pay 10 percent for agreement never text me since last week, Abi one lawyer don go do am for am for 2 percent?
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Frame 1: Lecturers when they hear Nigerian law school students are leaving campus for externship.
Frame 2: Lecturers when they hear another law school set is resuming campus for continuing of lectures.
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I'm just here to make myself laugh and not think about my charge and bail career 😭
People enjoy contents from this account and will not allow situation of things take away a good laugh from their mouth.
I'm not responsible for how some of you take contents from this account,
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Up Next in NLS: Dino Malaye and Ors
Did you do externship?
Yes, I did. Okay, defend it
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The last Video for the SRC Cultural Day Series
Abuja Campus did not fail to deliver, Colours and glamour 😊
@_dinomelaye
I see you but you could have shown us some fire skills.
Lagos and Kano na Una sabi wetin Una dey use your law school time dey do.
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Lawyers waking up to reality after all the motivational talk from yesterday NBA AGC opening ceremony
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Frame 1: How it started
Frame 2: What do you mean by my bill is 250k? But NBA said everything is covered.
Frame 3: Babe I'm in pain, severe pains
#NBAAGC
#Pushingforward
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My fine ladies in Lagos Campus, abeg stay vigilant, don't allow anyone disturb you few days to bar finals.
Stay Vigilant
And that idiot, I pray dem catch you soon
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I greet o bros.
help me tap that lawyer wey Dey that your side, I greet o bros.
Help me tap that lawyer wey Dey near that other lawyer, I greet o bros.
Hope say you Dey enjoy the CV nau?
Other lawyer: wetin be CV again o
Ah ahn Normal Court Vacation 💀
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Me: oga mi how much I go mobilize you nau
Sheriff: senior man na you go talk how much you wan give me
Me: My man money no too Dey o
Sheriff: agba d law, do your guy well o
I and the court sheriff on Monday morning
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Lawyers are getting ready to bamboozle the court with colossal grammar because of the new externs in court
May God be with my lord
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A blessed week for y'all
Double blessing by God's grace ✌🏽
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If you have job opportunities for lawyers, you can tag me to it or send to my dm to share to our colleagues.
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When I tell people I'm a lawyer but I don't fight for people's right, they thought I was joking 😁
Lawyers no get voice to fight injustice, na from uni dem dey steal the voice, NLS go con bury am
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CHAMBER not firm, abeg
The number of Law firms in this Ibadan go reach 5 Billion. Every Corner "Fehintola Alu Legal Practitioners and Co" kilode?
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Client wey suppose pay my balance call me yesterday shout he is a chosen x3 and the lord has paid his balance.
Long story short court has chosen for him to go to jail jhooor
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One thing about bar finals is that no dey panic.
Panic is one major reason while people fail.
Something similar happened to me in Professional Ethics and I believe I made it to top 100 in the 6 campus but dem no release statistics 😉
In 2016 when I was writing my bar exams, Civil Litigation (the most voluminous course in law school), we were given two answer booklets to use for Section A and B. I wrote the answers for Section A in section B booklet and Section B answers in section B booklet.
When I was
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On Twitter: Female lawyers are beautiful snake, avoid them
Meanwhile at NBA AGC 🤣
Somebody should tag this finished Counsel for me
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Vacation Dey but non litigation lawyers cannot relate 😂
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Lawyers after the AGC paying for cost and filing their application extension of time.
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They usually say clients will come and go but lawyers will remain as colleagues, so why this opposing counsel preliminary objection plenty like this?
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Guilty or not, lawyers are just doing their job.
A lawyer can't refuse a brief on the face of it.
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Me collecting my competitive salary knowing it won’t last me more than a week
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When the Twitter Supreme Court says your letter is invalid because your seal has expired 🤣🤣
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bestfriEND.
boyfrieND.
girlfriEND.
it all ends.
you know what doesn't end?
“My love for Judges that allow me move my motion in terms”
Have a lovely weekend ❤️✌🏾
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Mazi people come out o
Abuja lawyers come out
Una don comot subsidy on NBA Stamp
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I no even wan join this tier 1 law firm talk
But my CHAMBER, Aluko and Co >>>>>>>>
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You people should stop charging below 10%
Hunger go whine you but no panic
Good things comes to the patient ones
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"the respondent Joseph Taiwo Ogunniyi Esq. be, suspended from the Roll of Legal Practitioners and from engaging in the business of law practice for a period of 3 years from the date of this direction."
- Giwa v. Ogunniyi (2024) 11 NWLR PT 1948
Because of 250k in 2005 😂😭
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Counsel, are you fasting?
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We all have been there 🤣
Me during exams: *cites UBA v. Tejumola for the 10th time
UBA v. Tejumola and sons Ltd:
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Don't deprive this young girl of her dream, she wants to be a top tier litigation lawyer 😂
Maybe I'll experience Litigation in a much better place later in life. But for now, it's goodbye.
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If a colleague call me a resit lawyer after I almost die in NLS tobe called to the bar, I will find him and he will have to learn sign language afterwards
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NLS students get ready to apply
🤣🤣🤣
Sorry for the laugh
If you dream it, you believe it and it shall come to pass
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My law firm at 4pm on Friday.
Principal: John Bull comman quickly work on this written address.
JB: Sir I am working on that other application and I am not done, let’s give L&M it’s like he is not doing anything.
Me:
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All these how can I get a court order people, come and learn.
Counsel you sef come and add your own input and grab one or two
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Yola is not joking, I guess they don't have a content creator
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Have you done your externship presentation?
If not, I can provide you with tips to go about it, as a supporting senior colleague.
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😭😭 Property Law is even more crazy, TA applies to some part of Lagos and not some part
What the heck is that?
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See fine fine female lawyers at this Annual General Conference, early bird for 50k and you are complaining, the sights of these ladies are worth more than that o
#AGC
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Me in an interview
IV: why did you leave your previous job?
Me: the pay was no longer sufficient
IV: what if the amount we intend to pay you is no longer sufficient?
Me: I will apply to another place where the money is sufficient.
IV: we will get back to you
Did I do any wrong?
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Na for una eyes Deji Adeyanju go turn SAN for this country
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No panic, Real OG start reading one month to Bar Finals
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Lol, dey play.
Be like na only FIRM you don work before, if you work for CHAMBER, you will quickly prepare Notice of Appeal and Brief of Arguments in 2 days
@lawandmeme
How does someone "quickly" work on a written address? 😂😂 Is there anything like that?
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I dey march am, I dey march am
They are ready for Bar finals 🤣
Plaintiff is in court. Defendant has been served all processes but has failed to file any process within the time allowed by the Rules. Court is informed & asks what the Plaintiff intends to do. Extern sitting behind him is shouting 'Enter Default Judgment" 😂🤣🤣😂
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bar finals students carrying this knowledge to the exam hall
1. Magistrate court North- FIR
2. Magistrate court South - Charge
3. FHC -Charge
4. High court North - Charge
5. High Court South (including Lagos)- information
6. High court Taraba & Adamawa- information
7. High court Fct - for the purpose of bar finals INFORMATION
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So President Elect no go throw victory party for us wey dey Lagos like this 😭
@afamosigwe
some of us are innocent abeg
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When people hear you are a lawyer on the Island
Na fugazi abeg 😭
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When you get to the court late and you are searching for the bar list, every lawyer in the court you ask…
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Timeline quiet today ba, all the litigation male lawyers don go marry the female in house counsels.
God go do my own too o
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The day you finally ask that lawyer who is always hanging around the gate of a particular court what kind of lawyer he is
Him: 👇🏾👇🏾
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Please those attending the conference should not oppress us that are not attending too much, conference go finish but na we lawyers go Dey for each other, ejoor o
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Twitter Lawyers dey fight cold war to try show seniority at the bar and who sabi pass
Pure Entertainment 😉
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How the AGM went;
F1: No escape for them today, we no go gree, we will hold them accountable to the last penny
F2: oh spirit of my predecessors, don't leave me today, grant on me thy wisdom
F3: The GS will give account and I will give my remark, that's all
F4: Your papa y'all
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Nobody mention my Oga farm, I'm I in the wrong farm ni abi my Oga no dey popular
🤣🤣🤣
Sorry for the laugh
If you dream it, you believe it and it shall come to pass
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