Adam. 🇯🇲
@Ad3m___
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Me: *Has friend of opposite gender*. My mom:.
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Me replying back a week and a half later like "I'm fine and you?"
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Me cleaning the house:. Without music. With music.
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I'm definitely the type of person to take the long way home to listen to more music.
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Whoever thinks money doesn't buy happiness can deposit it in my account.
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Me after a long crying session finally knocks me out.
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@bumpyswift I wasn't hidin' my kid from the world.I was hidin' the world from my kid.From empty souls who just wake up and look to debate.Until you starin' at your seed, you can never relate. - Drake [Emotionless].
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When you had a bad day and you finally see your fav person.
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@ihyric Because the rape of Medusa is a incorrect. A Roman poet included that narrative into the lore. in the original story, Medusa was actually just one of three gorgon offspring by the sea-god Phorcys and his sister Ceto. Please do extensive research before talking about mythology.
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Everyone at the Everyone .start of 2020. vs now.
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Kinda rude when I spend money and it actually leaves my bank account but ok.
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Nobody:. Two minus signs next to eachother in mathematics:.
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I've ghosted from a lot of people it's not even personal, life is just easier when you're alone making plans for your future.
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Me recharging for 6 months after going out one Friday night.
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Every time I stay home I'd rather be out but every time I go out I'd rather be home.
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Me (Playing Call Of Duty): Weird, there's no sound. Grandpa wearing bluetooth headset:.
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I literally have no idea what I'm gonna do if I don't end up rich.
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Me overthinking how I said "here" during attendance.
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I dead ass have the ugliest laugh but you will still catch my ass laughing on a regular.
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Me: I need to go to bed earlier tonight. Also me 2:00am:.
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Me making faces to a stranger's baby when their parents aren't looking.
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Me: *Talks to the opposite gender for 0.2 seconds*. My friends:.
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Do you ever get in an "I don't know" phase in your life. Where you literally don't have a solid answer to anything. You. Just. Don't. Know.
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@Baro_of_Africa egbon adugbo no go use force or sign of violence, na sympathy and manipulation be their thing.
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Alot of people don't know this, but you can workout and not tell anyone.
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It's a beautiful thing when you get so comfortable with someone and you realize you're telling them things you've never said out loud before.
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"Are you offended?". Me: No. Also me:.
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Trying to eat something whilst wearing lipstick.
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Me in the mirror. Me in photos.
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I love that classmate who argues with the teacher and entertains the whole class.
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Me staying away from all the drama but close enough to get all the tea.
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If I say "First of all" run away because I have prepared research, data, charts and will destroy you.
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Me when my friends tell me about their problems and I can't do anything to help them.
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I don't understand how my room gets all messy when all I do is sit on my bed using my phone.
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Me lying in bed, thinking about what's going to keep me up tonight.
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When you see a friend who hasn't been in a good place out doing good things and being successful and happy
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If someone wants to come give me a 6hour long hug and play with my hair while telling me it's all gonna be ok I'd be hella happy.
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