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|LEGAL PRACTITIONER WHO'S WEARY OF FEMALE LAWYERS| Dispute Resolution|Aviation |Debt Recovery | Concedes to Superior Arguments, thoughts and ideas
FCT, Ilorin, Lagos, Winnipeg.
Joined April 2021
Majority of my Conversations here are majorly banters which should be taken as that and generally do not require overthinking.
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Unrelated, but please, shave your pubic areas. Especially if you have a criminal mindset. You never can tell the day there'll be an Initial Public Offer of your nakedness.
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The TL is realistic.
The tl is depressing.
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Of course I arrest before investigation.
Of course, Iβm an officer of the Nigeria Police Forceβ¦.
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LQT. Had a Client who escaped from Kuje prison during the last jail break. Unfortunately/Fortunately, his picture wasn't in circulation as one of the missing persons as circulated by FG (Says alot about their records).He's been re-arrested for another crime. Irredeemable person.
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If I write you a Letter, demanding that you apologize and you proceed to apologize, admitting that the statements were wrong and untrue, that would be EXHIBIT A1, and I'll tender it through you during trial.
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@Aridunu_jones Lmaoooo π€£ π π€£. E nor go laugh keh? If e nor laugh, αΊΉ never ready cut flower be that ooo.
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I hope you know that this is a breach of Section 121(2) of the Electoral Act & punishable with a fine of 500K or 12 years imprisonment, or both. Posting the picture of your ballot is also against section 122(1) and is punishable with 3mths imprisonment or 100k fine or both.
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A. T Olatunde.E. O Olatunde. Introducing. M. M Olatunde. Barrister and Solicitor of the Supreme Court of Nigeria. Congratulations, Lil Sis π.
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We now Crowdfund to pay Law School fees for law students because the average man cannot afford same. #EndBadGovernanceInNigeria.
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Nor go fill your Logbook.
Que behind me, please. Even in the bear palour,there is seniority.
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ππ€£ππ€£π.You see this life?
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Not taking sides, but they had an agreement, which she unilaterally breached. ππ€£π. The amount involved is immaterial. That's Fraud, minimum of 7 years imprisonment ni. The propriety or otherwise of their transaction is another issue entirely, morally and otherwise.
Them dey call that babe scammer on top 12k, abi na 12k dollars ni? π³.
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Law Faculties admitting 100 Students when their quota for Law School is 70 and hoping that some of them fail or dropout.π€‘π€‘.
What's Faculty of Law math?.
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As an Independent Observer, I can tell you authoritatively that Dipo is beating Rufai badly in this banter. πππππ.Sadly, Rufai is the one supplying the material(s) for his own cooking.
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Me and attention seeking in the same line? ππ€£.I didn't post account numbers to be seeking for donations to prosecute a case online, I didn't go to the Media to grant interviews on matters that are sub judice. That we don't make noise doesn't mean we're not working. Ask around.
@Eneegmanuelllll How many of such cases have been handled since you became a lawyer?. When you start handling such cases, you can come back here and tell the world how you βlost the battle, and won the warβ. Youβve been all over the place demonizing colleagues on their representation of their.
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"His involvement in Internet fraud is already established". Established by who??? When did the EFCC become a Court of Law?? Convicting people via promulgation
EFCC PRESS STATEMENT. EFCCΒ Condemns False Narratives on Loss of Officer. The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, expresses grief on the loss of one of its officers, Assistant SuperintendentΒ of the EFCC,Β ASE II Aminu Sahabi Salisu who was killed in cold blood while on
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Very irrational tweet, especially at a time when universities are having their convocation ceremony.
You never use degree certificate chop, you de do masters. What are you mastering?.
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Law na nonsense course until your Papa die and him side chic wan collect all him property πππ.
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Law Twitter,. My Little Sister who had a First Class In University and a 2:1 from the Nigerian Law School needs a job in a well paying Organization/Law Firm in Abuja. She's a Year Post - call. I can vouch for her competence. She sabi pass me sef. ππ.
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You don even see me advice Law School Student or Lawyers at large????. Me wey be say na Grace of God and struggle I take get my Double 2:2?.
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That Boy in Osun deserves that Death sentence. The punishment for Armed Robbery is very clear. The Prosecution proved its case & the court acted accordingly. The best the Governor can do is to grant a pardon, and this is a slippery slope. The law doesn't care about your emotions.
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RE - ERISCO & CHIOMA. Sometimes, you lose the battle, so that you can win the War. As a personal principle, when I see that a Client has more to lose by proceeding vigorously, I'll opt for an amicable settlement and tell my Client to count their losses and forge ahead.
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Dating a Non - lawyer, so that you can explain simple legal terms to her and explain how the legal system works and in return, she explains how her own profession works >>>>>>>>. Proper bonding moment.
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Criminal Appeals can be very dicey. You fit Appeal 21 years imprisonment, make Appellate Court talk say na Life Imprisonment you deserve π€£π€£π€£π€£.
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If I send you a Pre- action notice with an expired seal, please ignore it. If I proceed to court thereafter, please file a Preliminary Objection challenging the validity of the Preliminary Objection, having being sent with an expired seal. I'll make sure your client cries.
Even though an expired seal is still valid. Lawyers should imbibe good practice by using only valid seals on documents especially documents thatβd make it to X.
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"However, in its report, the LPDC determined that the alleged offences occurred in Farotimiβs capacity as an author, not during his practice as a legal professional". This, to me is sound reasoning π
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At this rate, I think Shola needs therapy. He either has childhood trauma or something more serious.
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Hi Funke,.I believe it's important that Nicholas takes legal steps to remedy his 10 months ordeal. I wish to voluntarily utilize my Legal Knowledge to ensure that Mr. Mike dances to the tune of his music and this acts as deterrence to bosses like him. I'm in Abuja.
Name of Boss: Oluwole Mike. Owner of Pesther Photostudio in FCT and Publisher of One Nigeria Television.
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You can literally wake up with N500 in your account and go to bed a Millionaire. This Profession π€£π.
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1. Locus Standi. 2. Cause of Action.3. Abuse of court process.4. Judgment in rem.5. Judgment in personam. And it's just the 1st petition. Una go learn law seh!π.Weytin lawyer dey do sef?.
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Would love to sponsor someone's NLS fees next year. If not fully, at least partial, and provide weekly or monthly stipend for an NLS student. May God make it easy for me π.
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Dear Emmanuel,. We are pleased to inform you that. 19-10-2024.The day that it came to pass.
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Lmfaoooo π π€£ π. Literally spent over an hour on a Call with a Tech Bro who insisted that I use the Laws of Ontario as the Governing Law for an Agreement between 2 Nigerians to be executed in Nigeria by Nigerians. ππ€£π. When I insisted, I told him I wouldnt take the Brief.
Dear Tech Bro,. Paying a Lawyer to draft those agreements for your company/startup, is way cheaper in the long run, than using Gemini/Chat-GPT to write it. AI is the future, but it cannot replace a Lawyer's broad understanding & skill in applying the laws of the Country/State.
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Do not let the 1/4 bag of rice and 2.5 litres groundnut oil they'll give you in the office as 'Christmas bonus' prevent you from turning in your resignation letter. Stay motivated πͺ.
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We both wanted to study Law and become Legal Practitioners. You pursued your goal & left university with a 1st class & BGS, despite having an extra year. There were hurdles, there were trials, but you have arrived at a destination. Join dad & I at the bar, M.M Olatunde! ππ
A. T Olatunde.E. O Olatunde. Introducing. M. M Olatunde. Barrister and Solicitor of the Supreme Court of Nigeria. Congratulations, Lil Sis π.
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Lawyers will be representing clients at NIC, meanwhile, you don't even have a contract of employment π€£ππ€£π.
Lawyers cannot vex and leave one firm to another anyhow. There are too many toxic firms. If you're not careful, you'd just move from frypan to fire. ππ. If you like use the beauty of a firm's website to make your choices. You know these things.
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As a Young Lawyer that wants career progesss and fulfilment in life, why are you considering a Female Lawyer as a romantic prospect??. Are you not loved at home?.
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Congratulations to everyone who concluded their Bar Finals Exams today. The Bar awaits. π. See you soon at the largest bar in Africa. All the best ππ.
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Female Lawyers. Be it In-house, On Notice, Ex-Parte, Litigation, Corporate/Commercial, Charge and Bail, adjunct or Learned Silk .π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π© π© π© π© π© π© π© π© π© π© π© π© π© π© π© π© π© π© π©.
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Even Nigerian Male Team couldn't get 25% in Abuja.
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One Young Lawyer had reported his Principal and petitioned his NBA branch. The name of the firm sounds so British, but behaviour is Afghanistan ππ.
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E nor need red, so far e fit do 'My Lord'.
this scroll no red.
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That Oloriburuku Man told my Parents to tell my sister to choose between Graduating as the Best Graduating Student or going to Law School. Gave her E in a Course she had C. M. A, You will burn, and I'll bring the lighter!.
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You're a ray of sunshine on even the darkest days. Your laughter is music to my ears and your smile lights up my world. I love you with all my heart, and I cherish every moment we spend together, the Sub-lessor of my Polosπ.Happy 1st of many Valentine's day to us π₯
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1. The Nigerian Law School should be departmentalised. Nor be everybody wan do Litigation. 2. The NLS should adopt a 'CGPA-like' grading system. 3. The rank of SAN should be restructured. 4. The Legal Profession has far too many regulatory bodies with little or no impact.
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Same Charge and bail lawyers??.Same Lawyers practicing "in a lawless country"????
All lawyers in the land must come together to challenge this in court! . All. It affects all Nigerians. Even the blind ones.
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125K for Team Lead???. Insha Allah, Lagbara Olorun, Lolaa Sati Rahmoni, I will lead the whole team and the office astray!.
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The Crazy thing about ARMED Robbery is that the 'Arm' doesn't need to be gun, cutlass or any weapon. IF the Prosecution can prove that the accused was Armed with a 'Pen' which could have been used to 'Chuck' the Victim in the neck, such that the Victim bleeds to death, . O ti lo.
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A consumer has the right to know the price of goods and services on display. Commercial enterprises are prohibited from displaying goods and services without adequately displaying the price to the consumers. - Section 115 (1) FCCPA 2018. The price of a good or service is.
Dm for price should have ended in 2023 π©.
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200 likes and I'll recreate and post on 7th September.
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Lawyers, please be fair to your Colleagues. Don't misuse relationships. I sent my Sister to court yesterday, and I paid her Appearance Fee. Same amount I would've paid someone with no familial bond. Business is Business.Family is Family.Friends are Friends.Keep it Professional.
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Litigation lawyers waiting to use the MTN Network downtime to cook in their Affidavit for extension of time ππ€£
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Just found out there is a 49 year old justice of the Court of Appeal!! .Wow!! that means he has about 21 more years to spend on the bench. His name is Hon. Justice Bassi Paul Ahmed.
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Sir, may I inform you that you are holding a multimillion naira lawsuit in your hands right now?.
So, I brought Nestleβs Golden Morn from Nigeria. I just opened it now to feed my kids and guess what, it has weevils! Like, lots of them. Iβve never seen insects inside a sealed cereal package before so this is quite shocking to me. I tried to play it down to my kids, I told
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"We had one session with the Governors forum, 2 session with NEC, almost a whole day with the finance commissioners, Heads of Internal Revenue Services of the 36 states, we wrote to each geo political zones to give us 1 Governor". Ki le tΓΊn fe ki Taiwo Oyedele shey? αΊΈyin Gomina.
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Not really. You'll just upload the document on ChatGPT and it'll analyze the legal implications for you. Also, lawyers just want to obtain a percentage of your money by doing copy and paste work. Something you can do in Business Center.
Speak to a LAWYER before you sign any AGREEMENT!!!.
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You know the irony?. The Ministry of Justice is right behind the Federal High Court. Seperated by a tarred road. Those kids were close to the Ministry of Justice but couldn't even smell justice. What a Nation!.
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Straight, simple, concise, direct and not unnecessarily verbose. My type of Letter.
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The Car is for the office of Babe /Girlfriend, which is an Office with perpetual succession and a common seal. Simply ensure you execute a Conditional Deed of Giftv(Conditional upon the love parties share) between parties, wherein title reverts to the man upon breakup ππ€£.
If you buy car for babe, few weeks after una break up, you go collect the car?.
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Top 89% Nigerian Law School, 2019. π.
What is your academic IDAN moment?.
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As a lawyer, I spend time to prepare for trials, but Iβm not sure Iβd survive cross-examination from a medical student like you. Law and medicine do intersect, we could meet at that intersection over a drink sometime?. I have no objections, if you also don't, can we proceed?.
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Court - Counsel, address this court on the propriety of this process. Counsel (begins to sweat profusely) . Extern's Reflection - the Lawyer was not prepared for the matter and is in breach of his responsibility to his client ππππ. His client should petition the LPDC.
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TRINITY PRAYERS -. 1. LEAVE OF MY HONOURABLE PARTNER, TO ENABLE ME SLEEP OUTSIDE NORMAL SLEEPING HOURS. 2. NOTICE OF INTENTION TO SLEEP. 3. AN ORDER DEEMING THE NOTICE OF INTENTION TO SLEEP AND THE SLEEP SLEPT AS PROPERLY SLEPT AND SERVED.
Falling asleep without informing your partner is enough reason for your partner to get offended. What happened to informing your partner the moment you feel sleepy so your sleep doesnβt catch him/her unaware?. You fell in love so you canβt sleep without prior notice. Teinks.
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Kindly find attached. Having recourse to my desire not to embark on further back and forth with you, I move in terms of my response. May you not be pleased.
@Eneegmanuelllll Your bitterness has often being demonstrated here on X in your comments and posts. You can disagree with a post without being uncouth, rude or insulting. Learn manners, learned senior. Life doesn't work the way it works in your skull.
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That position is correct. You can however ask Tejumola about what happened between him and UBA.
@khurlaplus @samadegoke_ Now, no law says an agreement must be written by a Lawyer. You can right agreement by yourself. That does not make it less valid than the one a Lawyer wrote.
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The President showed with evidence, how the said persons attempted to siphon the Association's funds,but for the sake of agenda. You people are congratulating and applauding her??
βShow me your friend and I will tell you who you areβ.This is the financial report tendered at the 2023 NBA conference, just listen to what she said about the NBA President πππ. Birds that share feathers with Amosβs, will fly together.
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That poor innocent woman had a miscarriage and lost her pregnancy in the course of the whole ish. No matter the outcome of that proceeding, even if she's awarded damages nothing can make up for her that emotional trauma. Everything isn't AgΓdΓ and Media Rounds. Tact is a skill.
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1. If there's a lawyer in the office that has spent 7-10 years and is yet to buy a car, run!!!.2. If there's no defined payment time. Salary only comes when you see alert. 3. If closing time is when α»ga closes. 4. If there's no defined structure. 5. Check the suit & shoes of.
Please i need to know. What are the red flags to look out for in a law firm?.
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Proud of you, Lil Sis! π₯.Graduating as the joint Best Graduating Student, despite missing a Semester, and in effect, having an extra year is not an easy feat!.For you, it's Veni, Vidi, Vici!.Go and conquer NLS!
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There's heat in court because of lack electricity and the fact that the fans and ACs are not working. A Senior lawyer stands up to say he will undertake to fix the Fans and ACs and provide Solar systems to power them. The Hon Judge blatantly refuses, saying an Application should.
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Apparently, there are new sets of Externs in court. May we not enter their reflections and ethical dilemmas in their Logbooks π€£ππ€£ππ€£.
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As a Dispute Resolution Lawyer, you need to have Colleagues who are legal officers and In-house Counsel in Companies and Banks. I will not explain.
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Wish a Law Firm could employ me solely for Brief Writing. That's my most preferred aspect of practice. As much as I like going to court, I prefer writing the Briefs. The long hours spent waiting for your matter to be called is one of the discouraging factors.
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Her lawyer isn't helping her ππ€£ππ€£.I'd be damned if VeryDarkMan does not Counter-claim strongly, find someone who has used the product and it had adverse effect on to join as a party, and proceed to add FCCPC as a necessary party. Shebi she said her head is not correct ni.
Jennyβs Glow is suing VeryDarkMan and co to the tune of 500 million Naira
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Admitting Interns in batches. Like say na NYSC. Batch A Stream 1, Batch B stream 2π€£ππ€£π.Pay them with Dinner and toxic environment. How can you be toxic to interns FGS!! Interns! Imagine what staff are going through. May God come through for juniors in this profession.
There's that one firm in Ibadan with awesome social media outlook and from afar, looks like paradise. I live for the day the firm will be exposed for its many atrocities. God please let that day come quick!.
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@lidocaine_v2 Yes, a Lawyer can. It however doesn't preclude him from still proceeding with Litigation. Parties cannot by consent revoke the jurisdiction of the Court. π.
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Templars took the 'I don't want to be a mechanic' mantra too serious!. Good stuff.
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I've rejected about 3 different offers in less than 2 weeks. A while back, I would've jumped at those offers. ππ€£ππ€£. Young Lawyers, I can assure you from personal experience that it gets better. Just keep on improving yourself and be competent.
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Nigerian Law School needs to design a method of training students for other practice areas aside Litigation. The syllabus is centered around litigation and not all lawyers are interested in litigation/Dispute resolution.
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Will continue to maintain the position that there are certain things that should never be shared online. Cry your cry, wipe your tears, carry your cross and stand up.
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"So teach us to number our days, that we may apply our hearts unto wisdom". Happy Birthday, E. O!.Onwards and Upwards. πͺ
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Lmaoooo. This man just dey bobo us for this session abeg. "All it takes it ten undivided years dedication to the profession, it'll pay off ". If I dedicate ten years of my life to your law firm, learned oga, I'll not be able to buy a Camry, with the pay and the toxicity.
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"The law is that a Plaintiff's general character or reputation need not be transparently stainless, unimpeachable and without any blemish before he can successfully maintain an action in defamation.". ONYENWE & ANOR v. ANAEJIONU (2014) LPELR-22495(CA) (Pp 52 - 52 Paras D - E).
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Imagine Gani or Falana in their prime asking their Colleagues to submit CTCs of Records of Proceedings and Judgement obtained in FREP matters, upon every minor disagreements ππππ.
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Litigation is not the problem. Unstructured Litigation Firms, Annoying Registrars, Incompetent Bailiffs, Colleagues who employ delay tactics & file frivolous processes, Courts who delay Lawyers, knowing fully well they wouldn't be sitting are the Problems. There's always a limit.
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Numerous Motions drafted & argued, - some granted, some rejected. Numerous Final Addresses & Brief of Arguments. Appellate and Trial Court Appearances. Various judgments and rulings in favour and against. 3 Employers later. Happy BARniversary, E. Oπ.Onward and Upwardπͺ
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Kenneth Okonkwo Tweet be like when Trainee Associate send mail to client without allowing Senior Associate or Partner review same ππππ.
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LQT . CAC has really retrogressed. Guess the reason why they jubilated when the former R.G left was because he was a thorough man who wanted things to work, and Nigerian Civil servants generally don't like such.
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This is noted. I have 3 board meetings to attend today. I'll respond when I'm done. Stay safe and ensure you're not cited for contempt today, if you're in court.
@Eneegmanuelllll Mention one significant human rights or public interest case that youβve handled since you became a lawyer. Just one. Youβve no knowledge about the nature of public interest cases. Focus on boardroom meetings or whatever youβre doing. Youβve been all over the place denigrating.
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50 likes, 10 Quotes and 25 Retweets, and I'll recreate π.
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There's a reason why the court has INHERENT POWERS. That Charge could have been STRUCK OUT immediately (dismissed even). The court could've awarded costs against the Prosecution Suo Motu for deeming it fit to come before it with such Charges.
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