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Larry David’s Burner

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Larry David’s Burner

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3 months

Good to know my plug has his priorities straight #FamilyMan

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4 months

Me going into the weekend to have some beers and maybe do a little bag. (A lot of bag)

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5 months

Me: I think my bag fell out of my pocket can you pick it up without being obvious My buddy:

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4 months

SC for the weekend, can’t forget this bad boy.

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3 months

@RaleighBill72 Underground recruitment🤣🤣

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2 months

Adding a less known widespread song to your Instagram post so people know your a true fan is so #sick

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4 months

Apparently my local bar is now a pride fest. God damn I hate it here. Thanks Biden

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2 months

Larry wanted some breakfast for dinner (and a coors light) Seems like a good night to gamble my paycheck on baseball, cheers 👍

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4 months

This couple is wearing matching Old Row cigs inside shirts. Might ask them for a threesome #IJustWantToWatch

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3 months

68$ Uber?? Yeah I’ll take the DUI

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1 month

Doesn’t get much better than this, happy LDW fellas

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3 months

This girl just spilled her drink and I said “We got fucking Spill Mickelson over here” and not a single person laughed. I need new friends.

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cinesthetic.

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Sydney Sweeney photographed by Sonia Szóstak

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5 months

My girlfriend just kicked me out because “I’m too obsessed with the Costco guys.” Girlfriend gets a big DOOOOOM

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3 months

Bring back players wearing their team jerseys for the all star game. These jerseys tonight are ass

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3 months

@FecalSalsa Getting a bag in his honor🙏

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5 months

About to start lying to girls and telling them I went to Woodberry so I can get some play

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4 months

Taking some ladies out on the boat today, should be a good time.

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3 months

If Trump and Biden agreed to a golf match and winner takes the presidency I would 100% be down for that. Trump -1500

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2 months

Free slightly stoopid concert? Me @Ball_Fondler_12 @El_Rooster_mart gonna have that.

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7 months

So glad that Filipowski’s leg has healed from the court storm so he can blatantly trip Ingram. #BitchMadeBoy

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2 months

“Jarren Duran just gained a new fan” “Who gives a shit” “I would have said the same thing”

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3 months

@RaleighBill72 Sir, Xansbrough’s Twitter is gone

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5 months

Hanging out with a hometown buddy and his girlfriend is pissed he’s drinking with me and not spending time with her. He just sent her the 8ball pool game and went back to drinking. Dudes Rock

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4 months

At a minor league baseball game and they’re selling chicken sandwiches for $11. Apparently it’s free if you just grab one then walk away. #BannedForLife

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4 months

@JonesHeads Dumbass tweet

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5 months

Couple liquor drinks on a nice Tuesday night I’m feeling

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5 months

It’s never a good sign when you have to pull out the gpa calculator after taking an exam

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8 months

Me looking at my boy after he agrees to give me a zyn: (He’s already given me 4 today)

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7 months

Stocks are for people that aren’t good at sports betting

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5 months

Zyn shortage has hit the hometown. Guess I’m getting some Marlboros

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5 months

Watching WNBA at the bar on a Monday with @RaleighBill72 doesn’t get much better than this. @Ball_Fondler_12 wya

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8 months

Bigger Lebowski

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4 months

@jettpuckettpook Rawdo’s crib

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5 months

Although regular season sucks, playoff basketball fucking rocks

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4 months

@larrylovespot I think you have to put a little white powder on the end and it should work

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4 months

@therickster699 @deaconblue420 @OldRowWVU @JonesHeads @TheWhalebag @El_Rooster_mart @GboroWilly68 @jettpuckettpook @tel3tuby_snip3r @geebfratguy @tarheelpete @Ball_Fondler_12 @EnoughChicken @xw_aliciousness I bet your house is so expensive, your the man! I would never want to get into a Zillow battle with you!

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6 months

No fucking shot those libtards let us get to Friday again #IPAsWithTheBoys

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1 month

@RaleighBill72 Death, taxes, Bill finding a deal

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4 months

@Ball_Fondler_12 Brutal John, just brutal

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3 months

@Sirdabpen Great tweet Sam🤣

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5 months

@RaleighBill72 The wall said y’all don’t have a real fraternity anymore. I had to get him back #chaz

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1 month

@BRotsniffer Her Uber is otw, sir.

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3 months

@tel3tuby_snip3r Chicago Sky, you have to see Angel Reese play

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16 days

@RaleighBill72 @Ball_Fondler_12 @El_Rooster_mart Yes, I didn’t go to any of my classes today for my own safety. Gotta be careful

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5 months

@RaleighBill72 Not likely Bill

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5 months

Had a couple domestics while watching the orioles on tv and now I’m watching true detective season one. I am one lucky bastard

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1 year

As soon as some girls pull up to the party, I become the greatest meteorologist known to man. #weatherapp

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5 months

Thot daughter or Caleb Williams son?

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4 months

@Sirdabpen @DavePoorboy Sorry, ended up staying a little longer but we should be rolling into DFW in the next hour

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7 months

@xw_aliciousness If I have a daughter she will never learn the words “spring break”

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Larry David’s Burner

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1 year

Happy Takies to all those who celebrate #8peat

Pardon My Take

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1 year

THE 2023 TAKIES IS LIVE!! Over 20 awards including classics like -Worst Take of the Year -Lib of the Year -Blake of the Year -Podcast Listeners of the Year And MANY MORE DL R & S ——>

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2 months

@tel3tuby_snip3r “Kings cup is so fun I promise”

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4 months

@Sirdabpen Alternating bites between dogs is crazy🤣

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14 days

Sometimes you just gotta see one go through the net

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6 months

@CaseyAtTheBat99 Turn me the fuck up mike

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7 months

Watched 4 movies today. Don’t ever let someone tell you that you can’t achieve your goals.

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16 days

@DavePoorboy Sounds like a chiller

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4 months

@deaconblue420 Great list, Tyler.

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4 months

@RaleighBill72 I keep her tucked away until special occasions

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7 months

Cormac motherfucking Ryan

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4 months

@Sirdabpen That makes sense, can’t eat a cold dog

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7 months

Inject this in my veins

MLB

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7 months

Rutschman to Holliday! Get used to seeing more of that in the future. 😮‍💨

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4 months

@Sirdabpen @DavePoorboy Will do, thanks Sam🫡

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5 months

@Ingramsmidget Think 9/11 is worse tbh

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7 months

Might need to check out this so called stock market

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7 months

Stocks are for people that aren’t good at sports betting

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Larry David’s Burner

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9 months

If I see one more rocket money commercial/ad I’m going to do something very irrational. #TwoNetflixSubscriptions

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Larry David’s Burner

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2 years

How do people not win the million on deal or no deal? It seems pretty simple, just pick the right cases. Maybe it’s because I’m #simplybuiltdifferent

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4 months

@KangEerRoo @jettpuckettpook @JonesHeads @tarheelpete @deaconblue420 @geebfratguy @TheWhalebag @El_Rooster_mart @GboroWilly68 @tel3tuby_snip3r @Ball_Fondler_12 @EnoughChicken @xw_aliciousness That’s so fucking sick brother🤙

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4 months

@RaleighBill72 The only way to celebrate, have a night Bill.

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8 months

@geebfratguy @bigdawg_69_69 She’s worse than mocha Joe

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5 months

@StephenABayles Right there with you, Sam.

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10 months

@thomasj35605008 You deserve the old fashioned after that loss

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4 months

@slut4cheladas He definitely had a crush on you Chelada

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4 months

@Bobrossesburner Unfortunately they don’t sell it anymore, been passed down through generations.

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4 months

@Ball_Fondler_12 Fuck, all good things come to an end I guess

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5 months

@TalkinBaseball_ What a pussy, enjoy your loss

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4 months

@Sirdabpen Dude is so flamboyant, he did a little spin when he gave me my check.

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2 months

@JewbertDavis I totally feel that but on a serious note how was your summer?

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5 months

@walteredward843 Sounds like you don’t want the troops to come home. Might as well join the Palestine protestors lib.

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8 months

@jettpuckettpook Doing a fifth year just for taptap

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9 months

Too easy

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9 months

Bucs moneyline Baker legacy game incoming🤧

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9 months

🔒Lock of the day🔒 Denver +7.5 (They might even win outright)

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3 months

@oklahamilton @RaleighBill72 Unfortunately

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3 months

@RaleighBill72 Until you get 20 deep then it looks like this

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5 months

@geebfratguy Just inspired me to get a beer, thanks.

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7 months

@McBooger123 @BBell179367 You are sitting on the couch😂😂 Get fucking owned

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9 months

@DeadPresPicks @oddscheckerUS Lfg

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7 months

@RaleighBill72 Angus soon trust👀

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4 months

@GboroWilly68 New place across the street. 50c beers can’t beat that shit

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2 years

@Ball_Fondler_12 He’s simply him

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4 months

@whowhatwho1 @jettpuckettpook Already 1/2 I’ll get a shirt on the way out

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3 months

@HA5BU11A @federation_Koch Hell yeah that’s awesome, only been once but it was so sweet.

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5 months

@Ball_Fondler_12 @El_Rooster_mart Looks good. I’m jealous, John.

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Larry David’s Burner

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9 months

@dodgebal1 Lions/Bills 6 pt teaser -120 would be my bet

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3 months

@Ball_Fondler_12 Great take, John.

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7 months

@RaleighBill72 Damn, 83. Sorry Bill, on to the next.

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5 months

@deaconblue420 @RaleighBill72 Following your footsteps, Mr. Xansbrough.

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5 months

@sackschrader Exactly what someone from New Jersey would say

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