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Veteran | Retired Software Engineer | Not Suffering Fools, Racists, Misogynists, or ANY Other Hate | Old enough to know better | Too old to give s**t
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VOTERS!!!
We are a two party system. Always have been, always will be.
A 3rd party CAN NOT win & will give us Trump.
2024 will come down to Biden & Trump.
If you are a dem/lean dem/progressive/DSA, the only vote is Biden.
🇺🇲 won't survive a 2nd Trump
VOTE BIDEN/HARRIS!
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I did it! Cut off my hair and added pink!
(Be nice 🤣)
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main character stole the show
main character stole the show
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The community note!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
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@abarbyworld
I LOVE this dad story so much! And you know Miss Scorrano is still seething 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@Marmel
Don't even get me started! We have a whole empty hospital complex sitting empty for YEARS just a couple miles from this building!!
I can't imagine a more perfect solution for housing, social services, medical care etc.
My blood bools every time I drive past it. 😭😭😭😭
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@admiralmpj
Do you have Jim Acosta on your list?
Just chiming in for a moment to say how much I love a good nap. That’s it. That’s the tweet.
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@KellyScaletta
My son is working on a white, male, Christian, working-class Trump voter at work. He has broken through (a bit) by discussing Trump tax policy and how it only benefits the wealthy. The guy is calling him at home and asking questions, digging deeper.
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@EM_RESUS
Many people on this thread talking about listening to women: went to ER with neck, jaw, and upper back pain. Doc told me I was young and fit and "so not a heart attack." Sent me home with acid reducer. 2 weeks later, had a STEMI (widow maker) and lost 25% of my heart muscle. 🤬
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@deanbphillips
@VP
We have a ticket. We are very happy with this ticket.
You are embarrassing 😳
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@Chiangel1984
I agree. My elderly disabled mom was on that call, and it really hurt her feelings because she does postcards every election season. It's the only contribution she can make.
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Never ever wrong!
BREAKING: Hillary Clinton is telling donors to stick with President Biden. She’s never wrong.
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You know who isn't crying about all the abuse they've been subjected to over the last few days?
Insane that i am being subjected to this type of abuse for simply saying out loud the reality that every single person saw with their eyes and ears.
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@thejackhopkins
Please correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't the 1-10 pain chart developed by opioid companies?
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@deanbphillips
When he was the incumbent in 2020, several states did just that.
STOP WITH THE GASLIGHTING &
#DropOutDean
, WE DON'T WANT YOU!
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@LqLana
I can't even like this tweet... feels wrong. But 💯 agree.
This is absolutely horrific! 😭💔😡🤬
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@JohnathanPerk
This pisses me off on so many levels. Memorial Day is meant to honor those who perished fighting FOR our country 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸. Ashli Babbitt DID NOT die fighting FOR our country. She died fighting AGAINST our country!! That is sedition, NOT patriotism G-Dammit!!! 😡😡🤬🤬
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@notcapnamerica
@NC5PhilWilliams
@HansonforMayor
Phil Williams is the journalist I want ALL journalists to emulate!!!
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@saraforamerica
You misunderstand our "be kind" and "better together" philosophy:
It has not, does not, will never apply to:
1) Racists
2) Transphobes
3) Homophobes
4) Misogynists
6) Fascists
Nor to any other hateful, criminal, nasty people.
Have a blessed day 🙏
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@QasimRashid
Uncomitted voters? Nonsense. They were never gonna vote for the Democratic ticket.
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@MPLSKerrBear
He is definitely not alone! My dad was a Goldwater Republican. Never voted for a Democrat...... until 2016. Now he's a registered Democrat.
My sister was a devout republican, too. She switched her registration to Independent in 2016.
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@YankeeSense
Yes!!! I had a similar experience with my financial advisor today. He promised he was going to research it. I think I scared the crap out of him 🤞
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@notcapnamerica
My guess? Maggie was gonna divorce his ass & would've gotten 1/2 of everything. Plus, the divorce would've exposed all his financial crimes. His son was gonna cost him $$$$ in the wrongful death suits. 😵💫
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@DougJBalloon
Since she stole this from you, I'm gifting her column to the 🌎 so nobody has to pay for it! (compliments of my local library) 😘
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@LiberatedByGaga
@PettyLupone
@Beyonce
I read the NYT story this morning about you getting to see the concert AND meet her, and I'm not gonna lie, shed copious tears of joy for you! 🥹🥹😭😭💖💖
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@CundiffVanessa
I'm praying all right; for Georgia D. A. Fani Willis, Special prosecute Jack Smith, NY D.A. Alvin Bragg, and finally, justice 🙏🙏🙏🙏 ⚖️ ⚖️ ⚖️ ⚖️
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@QondiNtini
I thought it was very telling that Univision coverage with "undecided" voters who read subtitles thought Biden was substantive and answered all the questions while Trump lied and didn't answer any questions. 🤔
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@DrJMoneyPHD
@RyanShead
Which makes him a, wait for it, veteran.
What exactly do you think a veteran is, John?
Or did you think he said veterinarian? 🤔
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@Angry_Staffer
@dergrexxie
Since Chase began the text with "It's probably just me being 'R' (slur)," I'm guessing introspection is off the table 🤔
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@TheTNHoller
@DemocracyDocket
@brotherjones_
Welp, Tennessee appears to have slid right back to 1955 with one vote. What a disgrace!
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@CalltoActivism
@Starbucks
That boob/pit sweat dress and matching crocks are screaming for some creative greenscreen creativity.
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Sounds like WWIII in my neighborhood, but these two....
Thank God they are peacefully oblivious.
Prayers out to the pets and vets who are struggling tonight 🙏 😪 😢
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Limerick:
There once was a man from St. Paul
Who had the unmitigated gaul
To take on our Veep
Where he got in to deep
And became
#DropOutDean
to all!
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If ever a tweet needed a community note 📝
Suck it, Keith. 😏
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New hip! Post-up pic of hubby's great Pedi job 😄
Cute feet required for hospital stay! 💅
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@QondiNtini
That's right!
We are ALL Biden country, and he's finding out!
#DropOutDean
#BidenHarris2024
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@adgirlMM
My complaint: Hubby likes to stand in the kitchen while I'm baking and ask "process improvement" questions like, "wouldn't it be more efficient if you...?"
Send help, before I strangle him! 🙄😒😬
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@chemimommy
Because they did not choose this ticket.
Not in 2020, not in 2024.
They think it's their God-given right to decide who holds power.
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@santiagomayer_
So is he also asking for male athletes masturbation records? That would make about a much sense... 🤔
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@deanbphillips
How did "a Party proactively (sic) prevent competition?)
Are you on the ballot in Michigan? Yes, you are.
Has anyone prevented you from campaigning in Michigan? No, they have not.
Are you going to lose to Joe Biden in Michigan? Yes, you are.
#DropOutDean
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I'm reminding myself to wash and moisture right now.
I know she said not to miss her, but.....🥺😫😭😫
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@thejackhopkins
I prefer mocking to blocking. Been getting a lot of mileage out of this one the last couple of days...
😉😄
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@PettyLupone
What Bill meant to say was:
"It is unfortunate that my actions to remove a Black woman from her esteemed position in higher education have led to my wife being exposed as a serial plagiarist."
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@tiff4mahogany
She's got the beautiful skin AND the white lady cash 💸 I could not love this more! 😄
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@brat2381
Meet Chuck.
Chuck has been screaming, "Ceasefire Now!" for months.
Chuck has no idea what a ceasefire is.
Poor Chuck 😭😫🤣
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@SymoneDSanders
What should happen when "protestors" are physically blocking access of a student to campus?
@UCLA
Jewish student trying to attend class is forcibly prevented entry by 6 masked Pro-Hamas students while UCLA guard stands by and DOES NOTHING.
“I am a UCLA student…my class is over there. I want to use THAT entrance. Let me go in.”
#AntizionismIsAntisemitism
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@JaneotN
@GadgetGirl2020
This is horrific! I'm so sorry that happened to your grandmother 😪
Based on some of the comments on this thread, many people have much to learn about the way women's bodies work 😳😳😳
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@VeeCeeMurphy76
OMG when she disappears behind his chair and he asks, "What are you doing?" I'm scream-laughing "SHE'S LOOKING FOR ROCKS GRANDPA!" 🪨
🤣🤣🤣😱😱😱😭😭😭☠️☠️☠️
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@smc429
@RonFilipkowski
Lol! I was just thinking that slappable face was looking rather pudgy 🤣
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@maggieNYT
@nytmike
OMG, do better!
He's not being charged for his speech.
He's being charged for conspiring with at least 6 other mooks to create a whole damn "fake electors" scheme to overturn a legitimate presidential election.
Jeez 🙄😬
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Thank you all for the lovely, very nice replies to my new hair selfie!
(To the one hater who couldn't just scroll on by, 🖕)
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Here is
@QondiNtini
's updated Bae Bingo card with her latest Thirst conquest, Campaign Bae!
Biden-Harris Principal Deputy Campaign Manager Quentin Fulks.
#BaeQuest
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Put pink streaks in my hair today in honor of
@QondiNtini
#BaeQuest
success! Stay Pink 💖, vote Blue 💙
#BidenHarris2024
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I'm waiting for a biopsy result at my Dr. and playing with hair color on my phone 🤣
Blue, pink, or both? 🤔😜
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@L_M_Fisher
@onestpress
Schiff doesn't have a campaign issue. He's running as the Dem Senate candidate in deep blue CA.
But, yes, he needs to cut the crap and roll up his sleeves if he wants to serve that seat in the majority.
As a constituent, I'll be emailing & calling his offices... again 😡
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@tiff4mahogany
I have had to set my millennial daughter straight on how the government functions more times than I can count!
I have no idea where that college tuition went 😬😫
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@TheSWPrincess
@NashIsHereForIt
Maybe if Tommy had actually served, he could have stolen his own valor 🤔
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@stevepicray
What kind of Baptist pastor doesn't know anything about the Jewish faith?
You're an embarrassment 😳
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We have her back, Mr. President!
Watch Joe Biden on 13 August 2020 riding HARD for
#KamalaHarris
He’s telling everyone to have her back
Today, on 12 March 2024, President Biden is the presumptive Democratic nominee and VP Harris is his running mate
We are riding with Biden-Harris 🔥
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@Kaylan_TX
@Acyn
And this...
Just a reminder, while
@CNN
platforms an election-denying sexual abuser, that the moderator,
@kaitlancollins
, got her start on right wing media spreading falsehoods, anti-Semitism and xenophobia.
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Let's not lose the plot.
"Biden is the avatar for democracy. He is the values, the ethics, the empathy, the moral compass, the dignity of democracy."
-Muriel Vieux
@MurielVieux
Biden’s line about the courage it takes to be a president but that “you also face moments where you need the wisdom to respect the *limits* of the power of the office of the presidency” was brilliantly worded.
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@QondiNtini
Whaaaaatttttt!!??!! OMG, OMG, OMG 😲 😲 😲
A twofer!! And what a twofer it is!
Congratulations on winning the GA Bae lottery Ms. Qondi!!!
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@NYPoliticalMom
This is EXACTLY the slippery slope we all saw coming with Dobbs!
This poor woman, I am so angry and heartbroken 💔😭🤬
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@MuellerSheWrote
Ari: "The first rule of coup club is never talk about coup club. "
#CoupClub
#CruzTapes
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Graduated PT today from a walker to a cane! 🍾 🥂 🎉
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"Senator Lucas dresses sharper than any of her tweets!" 😄🫶
Very nice speach by your colleague, ma'am.
For those of you that think the parties can’t work together you should look again. Watch this speech from our Senate Republican leader seconding my re-election as President Pro Tempore of the Senate- thank you for your kind words Senator McDougle!
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Here's the deal:
No woman gives a single sh¡t what you think of her hair.... or anything else. 😒🙄
Here’s the deal on women’s hair
Men prefer the before
But they aren’t kicking either out of bed
Women compliment the after
Because they hate competition & love using fake compliments to gas ugly chicks - and to look good publicly
But women look better w/ longer hair
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Sources are saying that this type of performance by Jake Tapper has many people concerned about the viability of his career.
Replacing rest of this thread with the story we wrote on the topic, since story is developing:
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@JohnFugelsang
My dog tried to arrest his brother for swiping kibble this morning. Gotta stop letting him watch debates.
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@Chiangel1984
Exactly! We each do what we can do, and I think it's idiotic to denigrate the work of others. 😤
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Everybody read this!
The whole attack on Joe Biden is a Steve Schmidt/Andrew Yang fever dream.
The people involved are pissed off they didn't get to choose our ticket. Biden/Harris was NEVER their choice. Not in 2020, not in 2024.
WE CHOSE THIS TICKET.
They're big mad. 👇👇
Oh nothing just
@MikieSherrill
calling for an open convention & referring to our VP by just her first name as she tries to garner support for this sad little hissy fit by the
@NoLabelsOrg
@ProbSolveCaucus
, the
@AndrewYang
Gang &
@SteveSchmidtSES
’s “Pass the Torch” op.
As if
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