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ADG Scenic Artist. Rebel Scum. Chaos agent. Ham sandwich. Queer. New Mexican 'til I die. But also cute. They/them
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TBT to the time I did a whole buncha gore effects on a Jerry Bruckheimer movie and the Art Director told me "You're so good at this it's kinda scary."
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@BigBird
@EricaRHill
Big Bird has been helping kids vaccinate since the beginning, I'm sure everyone remembers their lessons from Sesame Street, especially the ones about Kindness and taking care of each other.
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@nintendo6664
@BNick
NOW IS THE TIME TO TELL HIM YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED IN THE CO-CHAIR OF THE TEENY WEENIE MEANIE COMMITTEE
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@rgay
I accidentally got sent an email in grad school where a professor and another student were discussing a problem in regards to a show and the professor was shit talking me. I replied-all and answered the other student's question. Because I like to cause problems on purpose.
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Drew Barrymore is supposedly starting her show again because her crew needs the money. I have $87 in my bank account and I understand COMPLETELY. But you know what she could do instead of crossing the line? PAY HER WORKERS THEIR SALARIES WHILE EVERYONE IS ON STRIKE.
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@notCursedE
Spoiler: the girls making out for “guys attention” were actually just looking for excuses to make out with girls in a super homophobic culture
Source: me
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There is nothing more heartbreaking or depressing than thinking you're having a friendly conversation and suddenly it gets gross and sexual and you realize that this person doesn't see you as an equal they see you as a sex toy.
Eventually I started ignoring him because I wasn’t sure how to navigate around him clearly trying to rope me into fetish shit and in return his messages to me got more frequent and aggressive
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@ducklingsmith
@Iron_Spike
Man, it felt like being hit by a bus. And I had a mild case. I could barely move.
I'm imagining him in my shoes, and I'm clapping like a seal.
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Welp, considering he was fired from The Witcher for being emotionally and physically abusive to other staff members, and the practice ~allegedly~ didn't stop. I'm going to go with this ain't it, chief.
Marvel has fired the writer of “X-Men 97”, Beau DeMayo, for allegedly creating an OnlyFans account.
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@elvislong2000
@moby_dickhead
I dunno. I read that NY times profile and he “wins” arguments with her by yelling and snapping his fingers in her face.
Girl, I know you just had a baby but you need to run.
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@kendallybrown
@chrissyteigen
Goddamn, it's like watching someone set themselves on fire, get into a car, set the car on fire, and then drive the car off a cliff.
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@marcorubio
It is my honor to share this photo of Senator Marco Rubio, who was not fit to clean John Lewis's shoes.
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@washingtonpost
That's nice. He's still a COVID-denying billionaire that busts unions and tried to overthrow Bolivia's government.
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Everyone's been clowning on this guy but I have to add. I know some of y'all know this story but I'll tell it again.
I worked with him on a movie in 2016, it was a Western, and we were out in the hills of New Mexico and we kept getting thunderstormed out. A LOT. 1/
What does this man have on Hollywood executives that they put him in prestige tv shows?
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STAR TREK IS SERIOUS BUSINESS, HOW DARE THEY MAKE A MUSICAL.
My brother in Christ. Which Star Trek did we watch again?
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@DoctaGP
@tardwiife
@reallytanman
Lol they had just come out of WW1 and food rationing. Plus there was the “flapper diet” which consisted of hot water with lemon and celery. Also LOTS of Alcohol.
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@olivesagan
...you do know it's rape allegory, right? Like Ridley Scott has come out and said that. Like, how in god's name did you miss all of the psychosexual elements of the movie?
Other than the fact that you don't notice much beyond "big scurry monsters!"
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@TomiLahren
Fellas, is it gay to wear a mask to stop the spread of a deadly pandemic? I wonder if there’s historic prescience?
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@benedict_rs
I'ma stop you right there. Did you know that some our greatest works of literature are actually "fanfiction?" Paradise Lost? Dante's Inferno? The Aeneid? But since you're going to be a snob, I'm also going to let you know most award-winning authors out there started out w/fanfic.
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@thatstarwarsgrl
Almost like she was injected with a super soldier serum. It’s like you don’t even watch the movies and just make up stuff to complain about for attention.
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@buddleiabike
@rgay
Haha no. He had a reputation for being a huge jerkass. He was seethingly polite to me for a little while afterwards since I caught him in a way he could legitimately get in trouble then he went right on back to what he was doing.
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He's a real one.
Also we had a problem with the cast being late to set on that show. A problem with all of the cast except for the lead... and Jesse Plemmons. The AD started putting gold stars on his sides. (fin)
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@greg_doucette
@Imamofrebellion
Albuquerque police are notorious for being excessively violent, especially towards the homeless population.
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@CouncilofRings
Oh man, wait until I tell you about Peter Jackson's Lord of The Rings where they had entire crowds that were digitally made up in the computer! You'll certainly be mad about that, right?
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@TotalToughScene
@NASCAR
It's ok Barry, you can bring the the final edition of the confederate flag to the race.
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Recall this is a full van of the cast in costume. No room.
So this is how I basically wind up on Jesse Plemmon's lap and apologizing like crazy on the way back to base camp.
And he could not have been nicer. "Don't worry about it, it's all good. Glad we found you, etc." 4/
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@Ceilidhann
Having worked with Chris Hemsworth on a movie where he got to work with Elsa, she made the right choice. Homie would go make and fetch her tea, and basically watched her work with heart eyes. It was the cutest thing ever.
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@AUDEN808
Tell me you've never been in a mosh pit without being in a mosh pit. A mosh pit picks up the fallen, protects the small and makes sure no one who doesn't want to be there accidentally gets in. I never felt unsafe around a mosh pit. I have been in crowd crush. Totally different.
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@CindyVV
@lara_tutton
That if you have skill and talent you never need to harm an animal, you can recreate it and fool weirdoes on the internet?
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This guy is such an awesome sculptor. And it's all Sculpey!
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@thatstarwarsgrl
Also I love that you can't understand the concept of uniform armor. Here's another shot, look she even has boobs! And makeup! You like makeup Stephanie! You slap it on every female character.
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@LouisatheLast
@AnaMardoll
she survived being shot five times and sat out there for six hours until she could be safely rescued. She is a badass. She never speaks about it for understandable reasons. But goddamn.
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@KenBonnie
@facciabrut
@jaketapper
@gofundme
You know people are allowed to care about more than one thing at a time, right? And people with funds can donate to both! Compassion is not pie, you don't run out.
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@AGramuglia
Had an interaction with this nork last night. Turns out they're just mad because John Oliver has the temerity to criticize the glorious communist homeland of China for *checks notes* human rights abuses.
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@oldenoughtosay
Having a dude mansplain that I didn't carry something to the top of a mountain, while showing him a photo of myself at the top of said mountain.
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I'm the on-set painter, I ride the crew vans.
So I'm staring, it's a full van, no seats, it's still raining like hell and I'm drowned rat. And I'm like "Oh, no. I'll wait for mine, it's ok."
And the cast is like "GET IN YOU DWEEB." 3/
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@FracturCritical
@pennyyroyal
@redheadmuppet
I was in a situation where a dude had made me so mad I was angry-crying about it in a bar bathroom to a friend. Just so mad I was in tears, and these lovely young women in full chola getup offered to beat his ass for me. And I was *so* tempted. No solidarity like a ladies room.
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@nkjemisin
Man, I am such a fandom old that we had to put notices on the fanfic asking creators not to sue us. Don’t send the fanfic out! It’s a conflict of interest and bad manners!
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@CouncilofRings
I actually work in the film industry and your mind will be blown how many "crowd scenes" are actually just cardboard cutouts because extras cost money.
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So let me get this straight. The whole issue is that-- Twitter deleted nude photos of Hunter Biden and another women that were posted without their consent, which is uh *checks notes* very illegal in certain states and a violation of Twitter's TOS.
This is the issue?
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@loganthewriter
@RobertWalter
@natemcdermott
@AdamWeinstein
I’m going to err on the side of yes, considering she’d been diagnosed with PTSD. Therapy is not a magic cure-all. People can be on medication and in treatment and still take their lives. Blame should be placed on the situation that caused this tragedy.
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Roger Corman infamously lit night shots with the headlights of the crew's cars. Sam Raimi tied Bruce Campbell and a camera to a board and drove a truck through the woods to get some of his famous shots. Indie horror is DIY and punk. AI is the antithesis.
the reason late night with the devil having AI art is such a fucking bummer is, speaking as an independent horror artist, I would have done that work for bare minimum. just for the pure love of the game. and many people are like me.
the horror genre has ALWAYS been DIY
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Well we got hit again, mad panic, everyone's scrambling to get out of the rain and off set and back to base camp. I make it to the road, it's raining sideways, and a van pulls up and opens up to let me in.
Except it's the cast van, and I am usually not allowed in that thing. 2/
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@OptimisticOsi
@MestizoLeftist
Yeah, he was getting chased for macing a bunch of people. And it's not self defense to fire randomly into a crowd. Try again.
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@Western_Trad
Ok, 1, Duchamp was making a statement about the veneration of studio artists over everyday craftsmen, and that necessary objects can be beautiful and art on their own, and yes that includes urinals, and 2, this also religious art so, you know.
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@NatashaHodgson
Yeah but he's not contractually obligated. He *wants* to be the gay little detective.
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@PKhakpour
Girl, what you gotta be so hateful of a delicious strawberry candy? There’s nicer ways to go viral.
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@bkparallax
@SarahKSilverman
Ok sparky, so all Republican politicians are vaccinated but they rail against vaccines. Can you wrap your noodle around that one?
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@AsawaeOfAsh
Get fucked. Do you understand how genetics work? How trauma works? How BRAIN CHEMISTRY works? I've struggled with depression since I was 13. Explain to me how I've chosen that, since you're the expert. Actually, no, don't. I'll let my DOCTORS do that.
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@AITA_reddit
Man. This reminds me of my ex-boyfriend who told me “You can be pretty when you try. But you don’t try very often so what’s the point?”
Reader. I dumped him that night.
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@daveweigel
@yashar
A friendly reminder that Q types legitimately believe that JFK Jr. did not die in that plane crash but faked his death, got massive amounts of plastic surgery and has been hiding out in order to rise as the new right-wing messiah. Any day now. My Hand to God.
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@AUDEN808
A mosh pit only happens when there's space to make one. Crowd crush is crowd crush. When I was in crowd crush my ribs were squeezed and I couldn't breathe. I had to be taken over the barrier or I would have fainted. The only thing that saved me was adequate security.
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@derekwkim
actually I'm going to unblock you so I can make something very clear. It is very very difficult to be female crew on a film set. They used to call us "party favors." I have been sexually harassed and groped on set. If I was to date an actor, I would be in danger of being fired.
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@derekwkim
So I deeply resent the implication that I was there to hit on an actor. Because that's what so many people think female filmworkers are there for. We are hardworking and professional. And we put up with so. much. shit.
So please go step on a lego.
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@ANNELAMOTT
@StephenKing
Well, you’re not supposed to be jerking off during a meeting Anne. Not sure why we’re having this discussion? I remember there was a whole big thing about what not to do at work two years ago. Had a hashtag and everything.
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@onegirlarmy2727
@AuthorAElliott
@monsterize
@RVAwonk
It's not fascism if you mouth off to the person in charge of making sure your companies aren't doing illegal shit and the guy goes "Fucking really?" Considering Musk is ALREADY in serious trouble for-- get this-- doing illegal shit with his companies.
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@c_z_z_
@MorePerfectUS
The public transit is paid by tax money. So it’s already paid for by taxpayers. It cost more money to chase fair evasion than to run the public transit so it made financial sense to make it free.
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@thelindsayellis
Does Addison Cain’s lawyer understand she’s supposed to bill by the hour not by the client she’s suing? It’s not Pokémon.
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@chrissyteigen
Please, all women say “surfing the crimson wave” or “it’s shark week again” or it’s “bloody bloody wee wee time!” Where have you been?
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@losingskid
@parentingaspath
@ananelsonshaw
@e_alexjung
You do understand that Millennials are 40, right? Can you scapegoat someone else now, please?
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@lingerie_addict
They called it lingerie to slander her, the dress itself was too fluffy and frilly to be a chemise. But it was so simple compared to court gowns they were like, "omg she's in her underwear!" It was closer to her peasant cosplay.
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@ZadeSmith4
@GovTimWalz
Conservatives having to use AI to make things for them to be scared of because it doesn't exist example 389:
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@washingtonpost
I'd like to help Lindsey, but I am afraid if I gave you money, you wouldn't have the incentive to work. Trust me, this is for your own good.
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@DiscrimenS
@PulpCantos
@phocks
@LukeEvansSimon
Nope. Full contract and bennies, with a nice fat raise. Otherwise you have bigger fish to fry. Apparently a bunch of tech companies are snapping everyone up as fast as they can.
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@AsawaeOfAsh
My depression has almost killed me a few times. Explain to me HOW I CHOOSE THAT. Explain to me how I choose to feel so worthless and sick that I feel my family, my *mom* would be better off if I was dead. EXPLAIN THAT. Explain how YOGA CURES THAT.
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