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watching someone who won the lottery of life gleefully pretend to do a minimum wage job that crushes people’s hopes and dreams has me fantasizing about rebooting the French Revolution franchise for modern audiences
Charli D'Amelio working as a cashier at Walmart in new video.
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absolutely insane that people used to publicly update their facebook relationship status to “it’s complicated”
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feminism is quite literally the best thing that has ever happened to our species
34-year-old Homer Peel kisses his 12-year-old bride Geneva on the courthouse steps in Madisonville, Tennessee, June 25, 1937.
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pretty appropriate stuff to shout at a cop who was in the process of killing someone, actually.
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people have been shaving their body hair for less than 100 years and allegedly heterosexual men are so attached to the practice that they're calling one of the hottest women in the world nasty for having armpit hair lmao
Rachel McAdams’ armpit hair sparks mixed reaction: ‘That’s just nasty’
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can’t believe i never thought of becoming the fastest man on the planet so i could make passive income via endorsements
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nothing is worse than having coworkers who do extra work off the clock, or don’t take all their legally mandated breaks. if you do this shit, you are contributing to a workplace culture where worker exploitation becomes an expectation.
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it will never stop being funny to me that the most powerful and unpleasant psychedelic drug on earth was briefly legal and being sold in gas stations, and high school kids were lining up to have the worst five minutes of their lives.
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POV: you’re an 18 year old girl and you’re about to get chlamydia
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if you're single, valentines is a great day to see who has a hot girlfriend and whose relationship is on the rocks. if you see a post starting with "we've had our share of problems but..." it's time to dive in the dms baby.
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i always figured cold showers were a dumb grindset thing, but after seeing some research on how deliberate cold exposure facilitates fairly high levels of dopamine release, i decided to give it a rip and i’m a believer now.
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we need a new formulation of masculinity where straight men are allowed to see an attractive man on the street and say things like “he’s serving dick and balls”
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NORMALIZE SHITTING IN THE SHOWER
NORMALIZE SHITTING IN THE SHOWER
NORMALIZE SHITTING IN THE SHOWER
NORMALIZE SHITTING IN THE SHOWER
NORMALIZE SHITTING IN THE SHOWER
NORMALIZE SHITTING IN THE SHOWER
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got 5 minutes? wanna experience 80 years as a sentient DVD, imprisoned in an evil dimension of cold geometric chaos and fluctuating gravity, filled with malevolent entities? boy do i have a substance for you!
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A crash course in how applying group level analysis to individuals turns you into a heartless piece of shit:
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interesting that lmao survived and rofl did not
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good pussy will have a dude laid up like this watching The Great British Bake Off talking about “that focaccia deserves a Paul Hollywood handshake”
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You’re in her dms, I’m stealthily opening her skincare drawer to use her 435$ bottle of Crème de la Mer to moisturize my dick and balls, we are not the same.
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your bloodline would have died in the jungle if your ancestors were this lame
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most beastmode shit i ever did was jerk off to this as a kid
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sorry but i really can’t bring myself to care about this one. idiot and moron are basically the exact same in terms of meaning and etymology. the issue arises when people denigrate actual people with cognitive disabilities, regardless of the words used to do so.
when the fuck did you all get so comfortable using the r slur
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nah when i was in university i loved to see 40 and 50 year olds there to continue learning and bettering themselves, and also to make new friends. university is a place for adult learning, it’s not a social club for young people, even if that is the predominant demographic.
Pushing 30 and hanging out with undergrads on campus and participating in student organizational activities is very very very very very weird. Concerning as hell.
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it says a lot about society when two conventionally attractive women make different facial expressions in different pictures
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even if you don’t want a break, take a break for the sake of maintaining the norm that employees take breaks no matter what. if breaks cause a business to be short-handed, they need to feel the crunch so that they can hire more people, and if they don’t, it’s not your problem.
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imagine how bad Alien would suck if an indie horror director made it in 2022. instead of being about the horrors of natural selection and the cosmic insignificance of the human animal, the xenomorph would represent Ripley’s trauma over her parent’s divorce.
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they have totally lost the plot when it comes to design for star wars. the lucas movies all look like heavy metal magazine shit. doing straight up terrestrial suburbs is such a lazy way to portray mundanity in the star wars universe. lucas did it the right way with tatooine.
Get ready for a brand new Star Wars adventure.
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The popular belief that the only point of exercise is to lose weight is soooo fucking annoying.
“Why’re you undoing all your work at the gym by eating a pizza afterwords??”
Because I wanna be fat and strong you fucking dumbass
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can we please not romanticize the toxic gaslighting that accompanies the fetishization of virtue signalling as a marginalized identity within community discourses about victim blaming and the queering of toxic femininity within the context of racialized national identities??
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i love the comments saying this guy is somehow discrediting himself by not showing remorse for insulting a cop as he crushed the life out of someone. fucking bootlicker pieces of shit man.
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wow i can’t believe eating raw meat doesn’t just make you look like that
SHOCKING: Liver King was on steroids 💉
Leaked emails shows that Liver King was taking almost $12k worth of pharmaceutical HGH per month, three injections per day. All while promoting his brand of holistic lifestyle, ancestral tenants, and eating raw meat on camera.
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i’ve done five minute cold showers a few times now in response to feeling anxious and every time my day has done a 180 and i have felt great for the rest of the day, it’s really drastic too, it almost feels like taking a pill or something.
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incredible public display of homicidal sociopathy
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remember when you could tweet by texting the twitter number?
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leftists @ Uber: wow this is disgusting worker exploitation
leftists @ Uber for your pussy: okay this is an epic win for humanity
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once, after getting arrested as a teen, a female cop told me i looked like chriss angel. i responded by telling her that i was chriss angel, and that i knew how to escape from handcuffs.
approximately 5 seconds later i experienced police brutality.
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i'm sorry but how do you fuck up a "leftists posting their Ls" account? there is literally a limitless amount of incredible content being generated daily, but instead they went with trying to bully a gay guy for doing cool athletic shit like dancing and backflips.
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Just like clockwork: someone does something admirable, the internet enjoys it for 5 minutes, then the narrative flips as everyone discovers they did a BAD THING once. It doesn’t matter how long ago, or how sincere the apologies, their past mistake negates everything else.
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Dear men, what is preventing you from looking like this? 😍
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apparently you can build up cold tolerance pretty quick, so my plan currently is to reserve cold showers as a tool to use in response to acute anxiety/depression. if you haven’t tried cold exposure and you want another tool in your mental health toolkit, i suggest trying it.
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@bluecollarbimbo
so much evidence that it increases baseline anxiety and depressive symptoms, really bad idea to use it to treat those problems.
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just got banned from trader joe's for refusing to wear pants and underwear. george orwell tried to warn us but we didn’t listen.
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imagine the level of delusion you have to have, to think you’re gonna walk into a maximum security prison, quote some dead philosophers, and have the gangster disciples singing kumbaya with the aryan brotherhood
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everyone dunking on this woman is retarded. sock on the bat is standard good self defence advice and it’s important to have a hand to hand weapon even if you have a gun. you may not have time to deploy a safely stored firearm in all situations.
I am once again begging women to just buy a gun and train with it 🤦🏼♂️
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“polyamory is anti-capitalist” i say to myself, as i fill my google calendar with sexual appointments, with people i have ranked according to their importance to me, and have specifically selected to meet my different sexual and emotional needs.
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studies repeatedly and clearly show it increases baseline depression and anxiety over time. occasional recreational use or use as a painkiller is fine, using it to improve your mental health is completely counterproductive.
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this message is pure poison. living a life that brings you and the people around you long-term happiness and satisfaction requires effort. you’ll have to work on yourself and you’ll have to push against internal and external forces instead of taking the path of least resistance.
hiiii, you aren’t lazy. That’s not even a real thing. You are under supported, over stimulated, under stimulated, exhausted, sad, dealing with a million competing priorities AND you are doing your absolute best. You need more rest and more care. You are perfect as you are.
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sex for rent is rightfully illegal all over the world. it’s one of the most despicable ways that vulnerable people in precarious housing situations are preyed on.
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if you’re dating a hardcore dude, you’re single to me, what’s he gonna do? Make me watch hate5six videos so I can see him moshing at a fest for 3.5 seconds?
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pretty obvious that the correct take is that japan was doing all sorts of evil war crimes and that dropping nukes on civilian targets for no good reason was also an evil war crime.
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if you think that people should be granted or denied access to healthcare, based on some arbitrary moral assessment of their character, you probably have brain damage
BREAKING: A Colorado clinic DENIES a COVID test to Trumper Candace Owens, telling her that they “cannot support anyone who has helped make the pandemic worse by spreading misinformation, discouraging masks, and dissuading” vaccinations. RT IF YOU SUPPORT THE CLINIC’S DECISION!
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a christian review of Brokeback Mountain included this absolutely hilarious section
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PSA: if you are a guy who’s messaged a woman more than two or three times & gotten no response back, she clearly isn’t interested. What you’re doing is embarrassing & makes you look like a creep.
I don’t know why this even needs to be said, because this is insane behaviour.
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orangutans are one of our closest living relatives and they are critically endangered due to human activity. donate to orangutan survival here:
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hi, someone with heavy food sensory issues here! pussy and ass are two of the only things I can actually consume regularly and not get sick from.
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people stay mystified about the relationship between caloric intake and physical activity
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fellas we’re making the comprehensive list of movies that real men cry during, suggestions welcome
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@hanford_site
hey man what if we grabbed some swords and rode horses directly at this machine gun nest
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instead of watching some 35 year old adolescent, with 500 Funko Pops on a wall behind him, analyze a piece of media at the level of an 8th grade book essay, try reading a book/watching a movie/playing a game, and then use your own brain to think about it and form an opinion.
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Guns, Germs and Steel discourse is always funny. people who don’t understand the is-ought gap think the book is racist for explaining the material conditions that led to colonialism. people who are into race science hate the book for refuting their racist theories about history.
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break the ice by asking what her and her boyfriend are doing for valentines, throw a little shade if it seems underwhelming, let her vent, time to work some magic
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Tell your boyfriend to stop being a fucking pussy
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this is exactly what Billie Eilish looks like now
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I hear that white privilege really helps with schizophrenia, drug addiction, malnutrition and being caught in an endless cycle of poverty 🙄
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this is hands down the funniest argument i have ever seen someone make on twitter
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You owe it to yourself to ditch any romantic partner who wants you to give up on your dreams and aspirations. A good partner gets excited for you to go out into the world and achieve your potential. Life is short and then you die, love shouldn’t be about control and ownership.
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@goofxist
nah the image is largely correct. english teachers spend an embarrassing amount of time doing free association instead of teaching information that’s objectively useful for the interpretation of texts, like historical context.
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i don't think any line in media has hit me harder than this
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@OccupyDemocrats
i seriously doubt this happened, and if it did, it’s incredibly unethical and nobody should be cheering it on
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seeing roadkill is something that constantly fucks me up. it profoundly sucks that animals who didn’t evolve in the presence of machines going 100 mph just routinely get levelled because we can’t be bothered to block off roads and make safe under/overpasses for wildlife.
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there are cultures that believe that the more men contribute sperm to a pregnancy, the stronger the child will turn out. they would consider you to be a very powerful man.
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guy who thinks the flynn effect is fake because a greek grammar test looks really hard to people who have never learned greek
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If you support Coronavirus, you can go ahead and unfollow me right now
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It’s incredible how an idea like white privilege, meant to highlight injustice and inequality, ends up being a bludgeon pointed right at the most marginalized people in our society.
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every day i thank god tolkien never had a chance to air his political views on twitter so that i don’t have to see “why didn’t the eagles just fly the ring to mordor” reddit tier discourse like we do for harry potter
An underappreciated component of JK Rowling's badness as a writer is her utter lack of understanding of how systems and organizations work. That's not how schools work. That's not how government ministries work. That's not how newspapers work. That's not how sports work. That's…
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the idea of betraying your own blood relatives, over what basically amounts to political thought crimes, is so despicable that it’s hard to wrap your head around, even as the larper fantasy that it obviously is.
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big free speech guy but i genuinely can’t think of a compelling reason why a viral account called “blacks posting Ls” should be allowed to exist. obviously whipping up violent hatred against a specific group of people, there’s genocidal comments under every post.
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trauma is stored in the hips, pee is stored in the balls
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female authors be like “he felt the generous weight of his cock and balls bounce lightly in his gym shorts, as he casually jogged up the stairs”
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a pyramid scheme that grooms children into posting nudes the day after their 18th birthday!? sign me up, this is what karl marx would have wanted!
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i truly believe that if you no longer like 95% of the music you have listened to throughout your life, you are a hollow shell of a person who lives solely for the approval of other people
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a tablespoon of nutella has 5 grams of fat and 11 carbs. it has half the caloric density of natural peanut butter. spreading it on your toast in the morning won’t negatively impact your health and it tastes good. this picture is dumb as hell.
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@madison_tayt
there’s a strong reactionary conservative streak in american leftists in general. every american political faction is just retooling protestantism to some degree, because it’s the only moral framework they’re familiar with.
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