Gina Guillotine
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1 of the worst things abt havin long hair is when u shower & all the hair that falls out gets stuck btween ur butt cheeks, thx 4 following💯💯
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I JUST MATCHED ON TINDER WITH THE DOUCHEBAG WHO TOLD ME I WAS THE PRESIDENT OF THE ITTY BITTY TITTY COMMITTEE IN SIXTH GRADE
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If you ever want a good chuckle, look up “bodybuilders in suits”
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It just fucks me up that Chicago is in Illinois. What the fuck is Illinois
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My mom was like “youre not going to protest today are you?” and i asked why and she was like “everyone got an alert that theyre bussing in 300 antifas”
300 antifas
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Every man i know sleeps with flat pillows. Fucking weirdos. Where are the fluffy pillow men.
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The “see your grandparents before they potentially die” vs “see your grandparents and they could potentially die” ethical dilemma
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It’s literally wild to me how many people don’t let contractors use their bathroom???
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As i live and motherfucking breathe. Look what my mother brought home
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I want a story from the “manic pixie dream girl” perspective and how shes just trying to navigate through her own life but fucking pathetic men keep latching onto her at every turn
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Being a side sleeper is fun bc its the only way youre able to sleep comfortably, but at the same time every bone in your body screams at you
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My mom is freaking the fuck out bc i said i said i was anti-fascist and therefore im antifa lol.
Does anyone have articles on hand about what antifa actually is? Or about media bias and police inciting violence against the protesters?
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Do you ever think about how your life is comically/tragically far from what you thought adult life would be like when you were a kid
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Im not gonna lie, it’s severely difficult existing in the world now that Covid has taken someone i love…. just constantly being pummeled by reminders that no one gives a fuck that your family is dead as a result of their actions/inactions. Like i can’t catch my breath
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Ummm i just learned that bobcats are literally all over the entire US and Mexico??? Yet ive never seen one which is rude
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False claims of antifa protesters plague small us cities
What is antifa? Separating fact from fiction
Riot or resistance? How media frames unrest in Minneapolis will shape public’s view
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When yr spooning and u pretend to stretch and rub ur butt up on it a lil
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I…. can’t let her eat the horse paste right? I shouldn’t let her eat the horse paste
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You know what? I stan basic bitches. Fuck offfff with calling women basic as an insult. Youd probably like a pumpkin spice latte too if you stopped being such an uppity prick
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If yall don’t provide your workers with toilet paper, soap, water bottles and maybe a lil snack i stg 😤
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I truly cannot stand this godforsaken city
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This german woman who responds with random out of pocket shit on everyones tweets is my new favorite twitter account
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With my newfound 2106 followers, the first thing i wanna say is period blood isnt just blood. Were not just bleeding. Its thick like engine sludge or sometimes like smuckers jelly. Its brown black & purple. Just thought yall should know, if you didnt already. Thanks for following
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@SAMOYEDCORE
@thedemonicalien
One time my friend flipped their car and texted me a pic of a sandwich that exploded in their totaled car and all they said was “my sandwich :(“
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One time in hs i skipped a single day of school and my guidance counselor literally called my mom and told her i was OD’d on cocaine somewhere
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@camilalissethh
When mine was a baby he used to propel himself backwards when he got too excited 😂😂😂 they’re so goofy
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I just feel like Illinois should be annexed into Indiana. They both start with the letter “i”
Who would really notice the difference
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@TheAVClub
Ive been sitting here trying to put into words how sad and angry this makes me but nothing seems adequate
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I just feel like we as a species shouldve evolved without asshole hair
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I can hardly get through my day without screaming when i see people in the grocery store w masks on wrong, or hear coworkers talk abt going to a zillion bars every weekend, or read about politicians/govt/the fucking cdc peddling bullshit and putting corporate interests before ppl
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No one thinks their relative is gonna die of covid until it happens.
No one realizes at thanksgiving when they hug their perfectly healthy family goodbye and say “see you at christmas!” they’ll be dead before then.
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And im sorry to keep posting about this…… like im not trying to garner attention/sympathy/etc, i just genuinely don’t know what to do with myself and all this rage and sadness and disbelief ???????
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If you could choose one elective surgery to have done totally free of charge, what would you choose?
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After i got done telling my 21-y/o coworker about how both my grandparents died of covid she was like “honestly i just don’t really care about covid. Its not a concern for me” lol
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Wanna hear something fucked up? I work with someone born in 2001
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@Imposter_Edits
How did that guy scale an entire building within seconds im in shock. Thinking about how out of shape i am
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So i finally asked for a raise.......... DENIED!!! 😊🎉🎊
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Listen up FOOLS, you dont sleep with your heads and neck tilted at an angle, THEY SQUISH INTO THAT SWEET SWEET FLUFFY PILLOW AND ITS LIKE SOMEONE IS gently holding AND HUGGING YOUR HEAD FROM ALL SIDES.
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Big dumb question:
Do y’all literally see an apple like an image actually appears in your mind or is the image in your mind not actually there (you know... just darkness) but you can still “see” it in a sense that you can’t really nail down
This is still blowing my mind lol
Close your eyes and imagine an apple. What do you see?
I'm a 5
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How does one tell someone
“Hey full disclosure i live at home while my parents are going through a divorce, my mom is in a cult & is semi-directly the reason both my grandparents are dead, my dad is a manipulative narcissist asshole, i have lifelong depression adhd & anxiety,
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@kmart93
@BethLynch2020
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The whole article was very satirical and didn’t have one positive thing to say about the show (deservedly so), so im guessing the headline was an attempt at continuing that satire but it was too subtle. I was also thrown off at it before reading it
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@evren__7
Its so wild. We had folks fixing our patio and had no idea they were going to the bathroom off site. Like ours was 15 feet away 😭 I felt so bad
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I’ve had a lot of people asking me, so here’s a few tips on how to get more twitter followers!!
1. Be a hot girl
2. Make sure your avi shows everyone that you’re a hot girl
3. Go viral because you’re a hot girl who said something mildly funny
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Brushing your teeth? Annoying. Pissing? Annoying. Washing your face? Its all so annoying
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Some dude from tinder gave me a tab of acid? Just pulled it out their pocket and was like “here do you want this?” And i was like “....sure?”
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Unpopular opinion: dark mode twitter isnt easier on the eyes or any more suitable to read in low-light situations than light mode
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Insane i have to say this, but “joking” about eating someones pet is never okay… whether that pet is conventional (cats/dogs) or unconventional (exotics/animals commonly used as livestock/etc)
Its not cool, its not cute, its not edgy and its definitely not funny. Fucking stop💛
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You ever just think about how you’re trapped in a weird meat prison?
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What are some weird body opinions you have? I personally think we should have webbed feet bc theres really no use in our toes being individual and we’d be able to swim better
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Coworker bitched about me playing “classic rock” on the radio in the office...
girl first of all it was literally Weezer,
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Most annoying thing about having career-minded bootlicker ass parents is them always asking you “whats your plan?”
I dont have a plan. Vibing is the plan
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What do you mean living with your parents is free? Therapy is expensive
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My brother had a colonoscopy and endoscopy, we just got the bill
$22,000
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Listen, i was raised on unseasoned chicken but i genuinely just don’t understand spicy food??? Like it HURTS. Why do you want your food to hurt you??????
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Wow why is this the first time ive ever seen what breast tissue looks like. Thats some alien shit
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Guy waved me in from the ocean to tell me he saw a 4 or 5 ft shark swimming close to the shore a ways away from me. I thanked him, assured him id stay out of the water… then promptly went to find the shark and got as close as possible
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Whats a weird specific thing you have nightmares about most often? For me its teeth
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@grayestofghosts
A. Beginning fluffy pillow
B. My big head squashes down fluffy pillow during the night. All the fluff goes to the end of the pillow
C. I flip the pillow so the fluffy part is under my head again
D. My big head, again, squashes down the fluff
E. Repeat
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@Richard16831532
@paxthedog
I know chihuahuas don’t weigh a whole lot but im impressed how structurally sound this mushroom is!
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Show me pics of your pets and ill come up with new names for them. Im very good at naming animals
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You know i hate to get political here on twitter but death to rapists
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@screenqueenz
Of course the people Kentucky stuffed the bear and put him on display. Considering his horrific demise, guy looks pretty good
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Anyways ive had this photo saved on my phone since 2013
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My uncle wants to bury my grandpa with his dog’s ashes in the casket with him……………..
the dog is still alive
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Real shame ‘paralegal’ doesn’t mean lawyer for the paranormal
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Fun fact this was my original avi before my current one
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no smiling
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