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Kirill Pertsev

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VP Infra & Cloud Ops, developer, cook. founder of @agily . Built infra for 2xIPO. Survivor of socialism. My opinions are my own. About:

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This was written as a summary response to many many commentators right of center who do not buy into the idea that the American taxpayer needs to foot the war bill of Ukraine. @DavidSacks in particular is very adamant about this.
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@yacineMTB that’s old news. UK just allowed their citizens to use firearms for self defense, but only one approved model
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@prof_preobr все было не так, я ее папа. не маша, а лиза, в 2008 пошла в школу, пришла оттуда совершенно охуевшая и говорит «а оказывается литовцы, к которым мы с бабушкой ездили были нацисты и воевали за гитлера в вов». тут охуел папа и принял меры. через два года лиза пошла в школу в менло
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@tableforbrian @DavidSacks shit is the only thing that’s real in SF
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@drsuffy @Boenau "narcissistic" is not needed in this sentence. just "cyclist".
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@osint_69 @secretsqrl123 churki is actually anyone who’s not looking russian enough. asian, caucasus, black, whatever.
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@SullyBusiness @Austen it is. it absolutely is. just not the experience “corporate america” is willing to pay money for.
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@vlad__river в нашем мире тоже клеят, просто по прилету.
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@DavidReisAgain @Austen they can't do that. like physically can't. the price knob only turns clockwise
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@muskel15 @anno1540 to facilitate a future invasion? that’d be the only purpose.
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@YashinNatalia нононо! отставить русофобию! отлично ПВО справляется - вон посмотрите как в севастополе панцирь отработал, просто загляденье. жаль что летчик выжил, конечно.
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@pmddomingos the harder i work the luckier i get
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@nairdasamek @ApostateProphet you got your phd in history from tiktok university, i gather.
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@GFoxburr @pepel_klaasa не взрывчатку, а боеприпасы и не сбрасывают, а нештатно сходят. ишь, нашу великую армию решил дискредитировать, пособник нацистского киевского режима?!?
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@levelsio as someone who was through this, erghmmm, traumatic experience, i can say that the response “oh, we’re going IPO this year” wouldn’t have meant much. they could’ve done a reverse split :-)
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@DavidSacks lol! have you seen pictures of this ammunition "produced by russia"? it was produced before i was born. before russia even existed. they can produce some missiles (very few, so they had to resort to very low tech Iranian drones) and some drones of their own.
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@iamalexy1 @Hugo_StiglitzUA чот слабо как-то. не «солдаты Украины» (да еще и с большой буквы, позор!), а «озверевшие нацисты с так называемой “украины”»
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@TangoWhisky12 @anno1540 lack of supply fleet.
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@lajarvik @WillSussmanPhD @MIT @kvatinsky because any comedy show is more expensive than 9 pizzas.
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@DjokharDudaev @alburov он бомбит ракетами, сделанными из компонентов, которые завозят по той же схеме что и запчасти для яхты.
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@levelsio The Rapist AI
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@vestnikstabilno железо это мусор, а вот что все братья вечного полета - это бесценно. их готовить надо, за деньги не купишь.
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@jeremykauffman tbh, they pulled the short straw. the dominican republic is on one side of the mountain ridge and has a lot of rain, lush vegetation, etc. haiti is on the other side and all the rain was left in DR :-) it’s still not a reason to eat cats, but…
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@BoomerMays @ClownWorld_ nothing, why? it’s always (and always been) about themselves.
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@aphysicist the only place where there’s communism in china is in the name of the party.
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@TheFlagGuy_ @RadioGenoa you’d also score a prison sentence there for your two flags.
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@Xyrilia @Valentin13_ @PrinceVogel @yakaguruz i got my citizenship a few months ago and there was no requirement for english. in fact, the whole process was in spanish, and they spoke english only for me, because this gringo doesn’t hablo español suficiente. for the interview i had the (default) option to speak spanish, or
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@BryanGreenbaum @DJDungBeatle @Freeda1776 @og_BYU @I_am_Mutated @CollinRugg @MickamiousG @iancorzine if the acid splashes were popular recently (as they are in some…cultures) the court would probably accept that as a threat of “great bodily harm”.
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@stillgray 1. let him in 2. engage the child lock 3. lock the doors 4. drive to some obscure place 5. let the imagination run wild
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@oldLentach чем россиюшка отличается от настоящего государства Украина: в Украине когда гарант охуел ему прописали коктейлей.
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@Ermakova_SPb @prof_preobr вообще-то коррелирует и еще как. я это как доктор говорю, я после того как уехал, далеко не одного немудака вывез, с детьми и семьями. а вообще нанял на работу - на порядки больше. ни одного мудака не вывез и на одной руке можно пересчитать сколько нанял. СОВПАДЕНИЕ?!? НЕ ВЕРЮ!!1
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@JackPosobiec bigger you mean move from 9mm to .45? i have both.
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@TechnoOptoPrime @micsolana making billionaires @ Pfizer?
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@tylervallely @PaulTurnerWG @garrytan how to tell a grown up man from a child. one understands where money come from, another thinks there’s some magic source you just need to push a button on. “insurance” or “ATM” doesn’t matter.
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@bradfitz @maximilianhils I, for one, appreciate those who do "The lazy pull request". Because quite often I have an issue, I know it wont be addressed in a reasonable timeframe and then proceed to find a closed/abandoned PR that does what I want but wasn't merged for pedantic reasons. I rebase it, fix
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@Bogdan_Belous @anno1540 not at all. ATACMS is ballistic. this one is sea skimming cruise.
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@revoltinghippie i’m an asshole already, do i just need to buy an orange vest?
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@DebbieforFL thanks for the heads up. donated to Rick
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@joselopez_x @tableforbrian @DavidSacks they don’t come up, they step in it.
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@twitry6 @prof_preobr от того что ей не рассказали (ни тогда, ни в течение следующих полутора лет) что русских, граждан СССР, которые тоже воевали за Гитлера, было 120-130 тысяч человек. 6% населения Литвы
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@sdw i’m going to sit this release out. what if the chinese factories are actually operated my mossad? don’t want to be collateral damage, i’m good with 15 pro for now.
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@HXMnCK @mualphaxi that’s what he says. imagine your family has the income from all the americans wanting to visit fucking blue lagoon? you can afford communism. iceland has just a little more ppl than your family. it’s called “scaling” in our industry.
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@peterrhague that movie with matt damon would’ve been much less dramatic if spacex was around. - hey, boys, unload these starlinks, sorry. we need to haul some hamburgers to mars.
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@AOCrows @octal and the remaining 10% are taking out their strategic bomber base?
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@MatthewPalm @guypbenson @yashar dude doesn’t work for CNN
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@PeregarAniLorak @WektorAlex ебанат не учел еще одного варианта границ Украины - 1918. почему бы не реализовать задумку?
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@OrenSMizr @DSA_SF btw, in the country Lenin founded this book came with a prison sentence. ask me how i know.
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@nastiyaka @primite_offer я в таких случаях просто прошу сразу скидку в 30-50%. налом и сейчас. как ветром сдувает. но потом просто перестал мараться об airbnb
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@DaHighestLife @Lead_Flinger @mobiusone0420 you can’t drive on the breakdown line and you can’t stop there if you’re not broken down. both of these dudes are absolutely equivalent asses.
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@lotareva3 @leonidvolkov @dyushalunce продолжать вы не будете потому что у вас в голове говно. нечем продолжать.
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@conorsvan1 @DavidSacks @theallinpod @RobertKennedyJr @friedberg no. propagandists never look back and feel embarrassed even less often.
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@arndt_vl @svtv_news за три дня?
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@paulg the rule of sailboat racing: if the boat didn’t fall apart right after the finish it was too heavy and could’ve won.
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@sc7128 @SullyBusiness @Austen if that’s your college experience you need a refund.
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@oldLentach такой хороший человек, жалко что умер. без мучений.
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@MichaelJGras @memeticsisyphus The proper reply would be “I don’t know”
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@32bellyoption @benshapiro And swam just a little bit
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@Stdk_20000 @svtv_news а что, после убийства у убийцы теряется национальность? а имя?
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@TuiteroMartin @wartranslated they were 8km away and now they’re 7km away. “almost”
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@ahess247 @DavidSacks if you get arrested for DUI whoto blame: you or the store which sold you 3 six packs or the government which allows someone with the driver license to buy 3 six packs?
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@ErrataRob NT4 might have been a good system (it was in some places, it wasn't in others) but IIS was a stupid mean offensive joke.
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@PalmerLuckey “sort of made sense”, lol. when they were in effect we were starving. as soon as they went away overnight in january 1992 we had abundance next day. i mean next day in literal sense. and less people were starving each year after that.
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@CabJorgen @NOELreports oh no, you just conveniently forgot the crushing defeat Turkey experienced from the Russian wrath. Russia embargoed Turkish tomatoes for a few months.
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@traestephens what part of “shall not be infringed” did you not understand?
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@ErrataRob And you could've replaced Sun with HP or PC and have the same performance for less money, but you can't replace NVidia with anything (yet). Neither hardware, nor software (CUDA) is there (yet). @__tinygrad__ does amazing job on AMD but it's still not there (yet).
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@JayedMartin @SaltyinSD @johnsim1988 @The_Last_Bot_ @WallStreetSilv i’m white (but not caucasian) and my ethnicity is “slav”. where is the my $1.2m ?
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@jurgen_nauditt Just Stop Oil. did they paint the pipeline orange?
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@ItalianArkie @JackPosobiec none of mine. but i want to find a good kids book on how to be a good marksman and how to care for the AR-15 and i can’t :-(
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@levelsio @saastrash @nikitabier you fight to win not to be fair. it’s the problem of future generations, not me. i’m taking care of my own “future generation”, thank you very much. it’s not an attack vector, it’s just another way communists make themselves a laughing stock.
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@davidackley56 @Iraqveteran8888 you can’t apply for US citizenship unless you become a LEGAL permanent RESIDENT first.
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@RealJamesWoods long range shooting skills seem to be necessary for parents these days.
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@yacineMTB “software engineers” who know how computers work are called “devops engineers” now.
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@sergeax @ZloyDevOps это всего лишь говорит о том как устроены у них эти зумы и слаки. это не тот пример, который ты хотел привести. (да, при удаленке надо встречаться минимум два раза в год).
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@lulumeservey my two women, wife and daughter, went to see some art in de young. on the way out they were attacked by a gang of thugs cracking the cars open on the parking lot. if 3 dangerously looking mexicans not intervened i dunno if i had a family today. and we left.
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@pevchikh «Купи попкорн в последний раз» ©
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@ekurutepe @dvassallo completely impossible since at least 1986. where do you source your daily dose of propaganda?
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@kseniya_hell сволочи какие. им сказали «подите нахуй», а они взяли и кроваво (и/или коварно) пошли.
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@MrChpoks @prof_preobr а нам, финансирующим ЗСУ, интересно почему ЗСУ так галантно не воспользовались ситуацией.
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@micsolana Raising $5M on $50M post for the first mover of its kind in HaaS (Hater-as-a-Service). Currently in stealth.
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@w1zardperfect @k155la8 в компутерной безопасности есть понятие blast radius. у детей он намного больше. перегарный храпун портит жизнь в радиусе 2-3 кресел от себя. визжащее избалованное чадо - пол самолета.
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@mecatps @OccupyDemocrats In America AK-47 is a semi-auto gun. you pull the trigger and it goes BAM. in Ukraine the real AK-47 does BAM-BAM-BAM (30 times) if you keep the trigger pulled. such AK is a felony in America or tens of thousand dollars for a rare legal one (and a year wait to get permit)
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@Travis_in_Flint They didn't send $2.1B to Ukraine, though. They sent $2.1B to American military contractors.
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@DavidSacks i’m not emotional at all, this is just not true. i’ve built i don’t know how many remote teams since 1994, and put two of them through IPOs, one absolutely stellar (meme-stock) and all the prep for the IPOs was done with at least half of the team remote, and the stellar one -
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@Zaxs675 @prof_preobr как показали недавние события, если даже несколько миллионов человек не захотят жить с путиным, они могут переехать, скажем, в краснодарский край и объявить себя независимой страной. и путин ничего не сможет сделать. уж несколько тысяч на армию среди них найдется?
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Let’s meet on the Red Square? (the text says “Kirill’s white Abrams”. sorry, i didn’t have a real M1A to send to Ukraine). want yours to race to Red Square? go to @SignMyRocket
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@knsqts заложники содержались (содержатся?) в обычных «гражданских» семьях в газе. возможно, ваша нур тоже держала, ну что поделать, семью-то кормить надо. а тут вы с эмпатией. фу. «проверьте свои привилегии»™
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@elonmusk @DavidSacks @AmericaFirstCon you mean the Pearl Harbor? yeah, total waste, should’ve gone back to California and leave Pacific to Japan.
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@MattHaneySF @NickPinkston unfortunately, your efforts went and will go to waste. the minimum wage is always $0
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@grepmeded @paulg because they’re just fucking good at it.
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@Cowpertweets @AutismCapital these hosts happily charged these predatory fees facilitated by the platform.
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@micsolana “unmonied”, not bankrupt. pls refrain from using alienating inhumane language.
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@senatormelendez what’s interesting? that he was able to talk coherently 13 years ago?
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@l4rz @a_burakova @U2540 и себя тоже.
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@robbysoave @micsolana how come it’s unexplained. explained easily: kids are programmable, adults are often not. so doing authoritarian things to kids yields almost 100% tolerance to authoritarianism
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@adamwathan when i was “at work” - JIRA, hands down.
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@Dana_TFSJ @Travis_in_Flint @2LEGIT2QUlT that’s what their constitution says. apparently, following the law of the land is frowned upon by american “conservatives”. what they conserve, i wonder. pickles?
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@DavidSacks you know US lost the WWII to Japan? Pearl Harbor was devastated. The most important naval base in the Pacific. Past that, it’s just flat water till Oregon and California.
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