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@knarphie

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Playing stupid games, winning stupid prizes. That guy you met at @pumpcon that one time. Hangover coach. 'Terrible thought' leader. @[email protected]

Philadelphia, PA
Joined March 2008
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Knarphie - It is almost fruity drink season!
2 months
@GovTimWalz Read the room Tim. This right here is why you lost. Try siding with EVERYONE but his billionaire buddies and his family that aren't sad about this AT ALL.
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3 months
This Artifact v. Buffer fight is super interesting. Get your shit together @netflix #TysonPaul
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3 months
Good job @netflix you finally got me to sign up for #TysonPaul and the stream keeps dropping out, coming back, looking like it was filmed on a potato, and then dying all the way. Should I just go find a bootleg stream and hit you for a refund? 3 mins max before it stops playing.
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4 months
@medus4_cdc @TC_Johnson I'm mad at both of you.
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5 months
@PhillyMayor Why do we need to stay tuned for details? They should have been posted the second you entered into this terrible agreement that nobody but the 76ers wanted.
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6 months
@leanrum @Gwyddia @jawncon Tell you what, you can have jawn. We'll stop using it. But you need to do the same with yo.
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6 months
@agamemnus_dev @SievaKozinsky You get popcorn.
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6 months
Blocked for something not movie related? Trying I guess. Old Bay is fine, but crabs should be steamed not boiled. Steam them and get you some J.O. Spice #1 or #2. The Marylander in me wants to invite Randy over for good crabs. But he's from NoVA and should already know better.
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Randy Pitchford
6 months
This is true. Old Bay is the bees knees! If you do not know the joy of an Old Bay crab boil, you should consider adding doing one to your bucket list. Please invite me :)
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6 months
@F1nD3r0 @trashp4ndasec We all need some recovery time. But yeah since it cooled off while we were gone it feels like it should be time for something like that.
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6 months
@medus4_cdc @TC_Johnson @JeppsonsMalort I need to get malorted at some point soon. Shocked I didn't think of it with all the time we spent in the same room. Probably because I was working.
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7 months
RT @Stickerum: Slow sticker news week? Brighten the place up a bit with holographic bandaid stickers.✨ BEHOLD! Product #020: "Security!"🩹…
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8 months
@dakacki @burner202371789 Oh. I've been that guy. TWICE.
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9 months
I want to thank @Yubico for making the most reliable tech I've ever owned. The "slightly worn" one shown here next to a newer one has been with me everyday for almost exactly 9 years and is finally due for replacement, not because it broke, it just sits wonky in USB ports now.
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9 months
Watched @LastWeekTonight just now and ran off to check @SwiftOnSecurity's account and was sad to find a lack of updated corn content. But, I will say, yet again Tay was well ahead of the rest of us. 🌽🌽🌽🌽
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9 months
Okay Maryland friends. Retweeting this for you to look at.
@_champagnemia
maria ✨
9 months
guys i know i have a small following but i really need everyone’s help. our dog got attacked today and got away from us and ran half a mile home and someone picked her up off our doorstep before we could get back to her (literally two minutes late)
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RT @BSidesLV: The BSidesLV Proving Ground CFP is now open! Submit your talk and, if accepted, you'll be assigned a mentor who will help yo…
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