Data leeks are a major problem in #infosec

Whoops! Freudian autocorrect!

@Vamegabyte I still have my ICQ number memorized

Do Do Do Do do do do dooooooooo! you know it as the original Super Mario “lost a life” melody (My humor is dark like I like my espresso) I hereby decree this plays at my funeral:

Choose your fighter! (Understanding others’ perspective is important)

if you work hard and believe in yourself, one day you WILL be able to insert a USB-A cable on the very first try! #LifeGoals

dear #youtube: this is a special kind of fresh hell and hostile design

@sampopemusic

and i’m reminded why i don’t use X as much as i used to :/

and no i will not edit that grammatical error for money

@mack1412 @OfficialWillF we shall see!!! Or smell?!?

The YouTube and TikTok Generations, to our pets: “Like and Subscribe for more treats!”

@tbourke fish are older than dinosaurs, so, few things they do surprise me, but they never stop being unique! Sorry about your finger. But for billions of years, they’ve won! Finger 0. Fish 1

@mikalkhill *gestures vaguely* yep.

idk how anyone can. because i just can’t.