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direct your puny earholes to the "The New Dark Ages" album.

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7 months
A cover of "I'm Just Ken" to please all you Basic Barbie B&tches out there is now live thanks to @TheAVClub. WATCH ON LOOP AND ENJOY!.
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@pattonoswalt Sadly, Flattus passed in 2011, but GWAR loves T-Swizzle! We will prove it when we have her as a guest on stage this year! And @elonmusk needs to shut his weird looking mouth before GWAR gives HIM a baby of his own.
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Waiting to hear which way @gwar breaks on this one. Love Tay-Tay but Flattus Maximus is my political bellwether.
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5 years
Who the fuck is Frank Iero??? 👹.
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frnkiero: Party (goth) Dad
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Our official video for Medicine Square Garden is now live. Directed by @mygoodeyevisuals starring amazingly talented individuals from this world and another. enjoi. xofrnk. #FIATFV
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Of course @FrankIero didn't make it out alive when GWAR showed up at his video shoot, but somehow @MyGoodEyeVisual has video proof of the massacre. Let this be a warning, you human filth can (and will!) be next! Full video at #GWAR #MedicineSquareGarden
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It’s been a long time coming, but we finally have a place to remember Dave Brockie. #GWAR #DaveBrockie @HollywoodCem #RVA
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Gone but never forgotten. #OderusUrungus
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On this day, Dave Brockie was born. He was a force of nature. A hilarious and broadly talented artist and entertainer. All of us in GWAR and the many people he touched in the Richmond music scene will miss Dave forever. “He touched”. he would love that! Hail Oderus! #DaveBrockie
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@pattonoswalt Worst idea ever. We love it.
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2 years
dont forget to tell your loved ones you hate them.
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6 years
David Murray Brockie, August 30, 1963 – March 23, 2014. We miss you Dave. #GWAR #OderusUrungus #DaveBrockie
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Rest In Peace, Vinnie Paul. ❤️🥁🤘
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Today we celebrate the birth and life of David Murray Brockie. Dave should have been 58 today. No human did more to contribute to the art, humor, and music of GWAR. The band, the fans, his friends and family miss him every day. (photo by @elmquistphoto via @styleweekly) #GWAR
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6 years
We all know what Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was really dancing too. GWWWAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!. @aoc #GWAR #VikingDeathMachine @aoc_dances #aocdances
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Hope your Monday is fucked, ours is great!!!
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This GWARbie kills with pleasure!
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The infamous @jpwarhorse snuck up on us right before we hit the stage @popsrocks two weeks ago. He got the photo but you know what happened afterwards. 🤘🏼 👹 🤘🏼 #GWAR #Scumdogs30thAnniversaryTour
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Happy birthday Dave, we miss you.
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Miss you so much, dear friend. Happy birthday, brother❤️
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Yesterday we hailed our fallen Scumdog brother Flattus Maximus. More importantly we remember the man behind the mask, Cory Smoot! Gone but not forgotten. HAIL FLATTUS! HAIL SMOOTY!!! #GWAR #FlattusMaximus
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“I’d love to stay and chat but it looks like my bus is here. ” -@BernieSanders. #GWAR #BernieSandersMittens @deesnider #OderusUrungus #BernieSanders
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Today we lost GWAR’s longtime manager and friend Jack Flanagan. No one believed in GWAR and supported the band and its members more than Jack Flanagan. We are eternally grateful, and will miss him more than words can express. (Full statement on our Facebook/Instagram) #GWAR
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HUMANS GO VOTE! Check your voter status or register now with @HeadCountOrg at
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2 years
Thinking about all the desolate cities in the world that GWAR will terrorize in 2023. 😌
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I think you humans are very mistaken. its a #Gwar summer not a #brat summer! Whatever that is.
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WELCOME TO 2025 BOHABS! This is how you should look right now.
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GWAR doesn't apologize. Ever. #kathyGriffinapology.
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"Hey Mark. You love GWAR. Why don't you join the band? Aw man Mark man. You play a mean guitar man. It's really a shame that YOU MUST DIE." #GWAR #RexManningDay #EmpireRecords
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here's a reminder that humanity is fucked.
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Joey was a legendary drummer who changed the game, fast as lightning. He will be missed. RIP @joeyjordison.
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Six years ago today we send Oderus Urungus off to valhalla with a viking funeral. Ed Harrington shot the burning arrow from his bow, first try. 🏹 👹 🔥 #HAILODERUS #HAILBROCKIE #OderusUrungus
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No one can out do GWAR!!! #stonedagetour
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GWAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!. (that’s it, that’s the tweet).
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Joan Rivers would have turned 87 today. until we meet again. #GWAR
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30 years ago today. 💿 3️⃣0️⃣.#GWAR #ScumdogsOfTheUniverse.@MetalBlade
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GWAR TURNS 40! Here's to 40 more years of us ruining your day. To celebrate us we are gifting you with all new merch for your consumer driven lives. Find it all at YOU'RE WELCOME.
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We hail our fallen Scumdog brother Flattus Maximus. More importantly we remember the man behind the mask, Cory Smoot! Gone but not forgotten. HAIL FLATTUS! HAIL SMOOTY!!! #GWAR #FlattusMaximus
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GWAR LIVES MOTHERFUCKERS!.
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Dogs rule, humans drool. #ageofbefuddlementtour
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‘This is GWAR’ is the masterful telling of our legacy, made into film. It will have you frothing at the mouth from either illness or excitement or both! Mark your calendars. It debuts on July 21st, exclusively on @Shudder.
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Apparently April 8th is Rex Manning Day, but we could care less. Damn that man, and any other man (and women) walking on this shitty planet! Oh, the World Maggot still wants revenge on that nibbling little creature Mark! #GWAR #RexManningDay #EmpireRecords @EmbryEthan
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WHO THE FUCK IS THIS!? . #ageofbefuddlementtour
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.@FunhausTeam invited @Sawborg and @Blothar to play some online games. Watch the whole thing on YouTube -> And yeah, of course blood was flowing! #GWAR @ryansgameshow @jameswillems @elysewillems
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Kathy Griffin stole our bit! #kathygriffin #trump #gwar #vanswarpedtour
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Nine years ago today we abruptly had to say goodbye to the human slave of Flattus Maximus. RIP Cory Smoot. #HailFlattus #FlattusMaximus
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Mood for 2024: DESTRUCTION
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A look back at Dave Brockie by the people who knew him. Dave Murray Brockie, August 30, 1963 - March 23, 2014. Edited by Don Drakulich. #GWAR #DaveBrockie
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👉🏿👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👈🏿.👉🏿👉🏾👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👈🏾👈🏿.👉🏿👉🏾👉🏽👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👈🏽👈🏾👈🏿.👉🏿👉🏾👉🏽👉🏼👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👈🏼👈🏽👈🏾👈🏿.👉🏿👉🏾 👉🏽 #GWAR 👈🏽👈🏾👈🏿👈🏿.👉🏿👉🏾👉🏽👉🏼👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👈🏼👈🏽👈🏾👈🏿.👉🏿👉🏾👉🏽👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼👈🏽👈🏾👈🏿.👉🏿👉🏾👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽👈🏾👈🏿.👉🏿👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾👈🏿.
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🏈 !BREAKING SUPER BOWL NEWS! 🏈 GWAR will take the spot of @maroon5 for the halftime show. Retweet so more human scum will have a heads up. You can thank us later. #GWAR #SBLIII #ScumdogsOfTheUniverse #HalftimeShow
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.@SawborgD and @ThisIsBlothar were interviewed by @Adam22 for the @NoJumper podcast. Watch the full interview at #GWAR #NoJumper #Adam22
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Chances of getting candy from these 2 kids when they open the door? Less than zero! Bohab Jason Lindman raising his offspring right. 👹🎃🚪
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Six years ago today. We miss you Dave. In case you haven't seen the "Dave Brockie 5 Year Anniversary Memorial" video that we posted on our YouTube last year, heres's the link -> #GWAR #DaveBrockie (edit by the human slave of @BalsacJOD aka Derks)
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Muchas gracias Mexico! We’ll be back for more blood. 🇲🇽 Photo via @hhfest. #GWAR #TheBloodOfGodsTour #HellAndHeaven2018
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My first GWAR show was __________ (you fill in the blank) #GWAR
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A look back at Dave Brockie by the people who knew him. Today, Friday August 30th, at 2pm, we are unveiling the memorial marker for Dave Brockie at the Hollywood cemetery in Richmond, VA. #GWAR #DaveBrockie
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The GWAR family would like to thank everyone for the amazing outpouring of love and support. You are the most amazing fans in the Universe.
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Marc, man, you play a mean guitar! It's really a shame that you must die!!! Today is the 25th Rex Manning Day. And yes, we're still looking for you Marc! Any idea where he could be @EmbryEthan??? #GWAR #RexManningDay #DamnTheMan
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Humans, your world is in flames, and GWAR's new album, The New Dark Ages tells the story of the Scumdogs having a party in the ashes. The greatest rock band in the history of this or any other planet, has made the greatest record of all time.
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Always in our hearts. Hail Smooty!.Cory Smoot 8/25/1977-11/3/2011.#GWAR #FlattusMaximus
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Miniature GWAR has arrived to infiltrate your homes and wreak havoc on your lives!! Small spies that we have created to look cute and fun, but really they are a fearsome army we have created. Preorder your miniature GWAR character today!
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We are SICK of you, but know you can’t get enough of us. So go get tickets to THE STONED AGE tour TODAY .
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The making of HELL-O 36 years ago!!! Never before seen footage only available at . YOU'RE WELCOME now CONSUME
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The New Dark Ages crashes planet earth on June 3. This is the new album. These are the rock anthems for humanity’s inevitable descent, where men live by the dimming light of a technology destined to betray them. Pre-order right this very second:
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On Friday, August 30, we will unveil a monument for Dave Brockie at the Hollywood Cemetery in Richmond, VA. All are invited to the unveiling, and to party the next day, August 31, @GWARbar, featuring a performance by RAWG. More info _> #GWAR #DaveBrockie
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Couldn't have said it any better than this. Happy Holidays Humans!
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GWAR SMASH IS SMASHING INTO STORES NOW. SMASH SMASH SMASH. That is all.
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"Oderus, you left us stranded on this world of pus,.And in death you have forsaken us,.this planet fucking sucks!.So we say. FUCK THIS PLACE!. #GWAR #TheBloodOfGods
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Hell-O! September 11th, 1988. Our first record on earth. #GWAR @metalblade
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What, you've never seen a 7 foot alien with udders drink tea before? That's a you problem, GWAR is classy as fuck, GET OVER IT. A glorious and disorderly time was had at Bonnaroo!
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Battle Maximus is an important GWAR album. Recorded as a farewell to guitarist Flattus Maximus, this album was born out of straight pain.
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Going to be laying down the law at @VansWarpedTour all summer. If you want blood, you got it. .#warpedtour
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DRINK BLEACH!!! Retweet so your so called friends know too! Another great PSA from JiZMak Da Gusha. #GWAR #DrinkBleach #Covid19 @JiZMakOfficial
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Butthole Surfers, Sex Pistols, Slayer, and GWAR! 🤘🏽.
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Dream festival lineup?.
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We'll join @ICP celebrating 20 years of helping sociopaths lose their virginity at the 20th Gathering of the Juggalos. Show us your buttholes indeed. We look forward to grazing on the souls of lost Juggalos at the darkest carnival of all! #GWAR #GOTJ20
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When was the first time you ever heard/saw GWAR??? 👹 #GWAR
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29 years ago yesterday we released Scumdogs of the Universe on @metalblade for you human scum. We command you retweet this if you own an actual copy of this masterpiece. #GWAR #ScumdogsOfTheUniverse
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Bohab Andrew tipped us about this video. C'mon baby, kick 'em in the ding-ding! PENGUIN ATTACK!!! #GWAR (video via @theblakewebber)
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Caption this human filth!👍🏼 👍🏽 👍🏿 #GWAR
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Bohab Sarah added a proper @BalsacJoD to her arm. Looking good! 🎸 #GWAR #BalsacTheJawsOfDeath #GWARtattoos
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I will not accept the spew, i do not deserve.
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Happy Monday. Hope it's shit.
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Why has @Twitter never verified the almighty force of rock and roll that is GWAR? Who do we need to decapitate to make this happen?.
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Death cannot kill GWAR. Nothing can. GWAR LIVES MOTHERFUCKERS! #GWAR
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The one and only Slymenstra Hymen will be joining GWAR for the Scumdogs XXX live stream on October 30th!!! You got your tickets yet??? Get them maggots! Presented by @LiquidDeath and @MetalInjection. #GWAR #ScumdogsXXXlive #SlymenstraHymen
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What the fuck are you looking at?
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Peer pressure your friends into getting tickets to our concert.
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YOU GWAR LORDS ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD! . #spotifywrapped
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GGGGGGWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
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Something very big, nee HUGE, nee LARGER THAN LIFE is dropping soon. This announcement is not to be played with, this is very serious.
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Did anyone notice that Beefcake was acting a little weird @Rocklahoma yesterday? #GWAR #BeefcakeTheMighty @BalSacJoD @ThisIsBlothar
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What song of ours is on the top of your anti-Valentine playlist??? 💔🖕🏼
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Get in LOSERS. We're going on tour this weekend.
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GWAR would like to offer our deepest condolences to Clown, and the rest of the @slipknot family, with the passing of his daughter Gabrielle. 😔.
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We’re holding Zuckerberg hostage until… fuck, we’re not giving him back! #GWAR #InstagramDown #FacebookDown #ZuckerbergOut
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My favorite Dave Brockie memory is. (reply to this tweet with your story/photo/video/link). #GWAR #RIPDaveBrockie
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Have fun lighting all your incendiary devices this weekend. May your havoc of causing fires and exploding limbs off be praised! @pustulus playing the Star Spangled Banner @GooseIsland a few weeks ago. 🎸🇺🇸🍺#GWAR #4thofJuly #StarSpangledBanner
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According to Wikipedia, "Beefcake originates from the planet Cholesterol (where he met Oderus Urungus). He weighs approximately 299 tons and "invented music by stretching dinosaur guts across the Grand Canyon". #GWAR #BeefcakeTheMighty (photo by @RockshowPhoto)
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Hey! Human Scum! Thanks for being here. now get in line so we can chop your heads off!!! ⚙️👹 #GWAR #LetUsSlay
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Streaming now on Shudder, THIS IS GWAR is the critically acclaimed documentary on the most outrageous band in the history of rock and roll. It is the untold story of the utterly unique DIY cooperative of artists, musicians, and performers behind it all. #THISISGWAR @Shudder
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Ah, the sweet smell of carnage.
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Violence Has Arrived was released on November 6, 2001, through @MetalBlade. That's 20 years! What's your favorite song on this album?.To hear what Zach Blair (Flattus Maximus 1999 - 2002, currently slaying in @RiseAgainst) has to say about this record check our FB or IG. #GWAR
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