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Mike Ellis

@TheOnlyMike_E

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Married. Box wine enthusiast. Technology Savant. Probably the finest chef in the entire universe. My views represent your employer. King of Ketchup.

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Joined June 2016
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Confirmed. How QR codes are made.
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@Dayvee87 @AccidentalCISO Oh hell yes.
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Okay. Who won??
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Ahhhhh winter.
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@zarchasmpgmr @rootpoint Also. 1974 in the house.
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@BentleyAudrey Oh boy. Hang on to the planet!!!
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Well, he's been a really effective "Pauseadent" so far...
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@plaverty9 True story, they were in a snowback, beside the garbage bins... good times, good times
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/me plays air guitar
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@PicturesFoIder Someone probably killed his goat.
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@Ka0sKl0wN Guaranteed
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Finally. They’re saving money by using hotmail!!!
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Okay it’s cool, it’s Feb, there’s a trade war going on and Kanye’s wife’s labia. Fuckin wtf.
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@BentleyAudrey You need to up your eyelashes game!!!!!
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@mbarrbosa I can alt+tab faster than that.
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@haunc Oh hell yaaaaaaa. Pizza place i used to go to in Vernon hills looked at me sideways every time I ordered Hawaiian with extra giardinera
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