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Kleistmeister

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Non-partisan advocate of common sense. If you like my posts or comments, show me with a follow!

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@CaryKelly11 Biodiversity increases when ruminants and predation go hand in hand. This leads to healthier, more fertile soil. This is not grain feeding, this is open range. That line, similar to the OP post, is a fence, north of it is grazing land, south of it is fenced private property
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@wrong_speak @MSNBC "How to harden and reinforce your arteries with 6 meals a day." "The hidden health benefits of never moving." "Why exercise when watching people exercise has the same benefit?" "8 hours of sleep isn't enough, doctors say. Try 20 instead."
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@ZeekArkham Country fans will listen to black artists if the music is actually good.
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@crisisofconsc @Alexzia777 @TinekeYounger01 This guy is still in denial about the trillions of insects, rodents, lizards, and birds that are poisoned to death for his salad.
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@krassenstein Full on victim mode.
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@RebeccaAVelo @libsoftiktok @OHSUNews I'm not religious but even I recognize a catholic hospital would never do something like that.
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@DelusionPosting Its supposed to be a documentary, and documentaries are supposed to try to be accurate. The more liberties you take with any documentary, the more trash it is.
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@MrAndyNgo Autopsy reveals that the activist liked puppies, long walks on the beach, hated when people rode bicycles on the sidewalk and had an extreme dislike for the word 'moist'.
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@RebeccaAVelo @MattWallace888 On the flipside, I think that by publicly admitting wrong, they are doing the right thing, which should be encouraged not punished. This gives hope to companies that are on the fence due to woke pressures, that a business can decide to reject wokeness to their benefit. It may
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@wrong_speak @stillgray Good moms don't look for special attention for raising their kids. Good dads don't either. Still feels good when it happens though. Can't imagine after her narcis rant why people don't compliment her.
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@MrAndyNgo So how exactly does the autopsy determine that?
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@JeremyShawMD Suicide is a sign of mental instability, and the first thing people should avoid during periods of instability is radical catch-all cures. It's just as easy to push someone over an edge as it is to pull them away from it, so great care must be taken.
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@manofbert What? You don't like Larry Croft?
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@esjesjesj @bkiser81 @DrakoTheTwink So your argument is "The pedophiles already do it, so whats the harm?" Gotcha. Creep.
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@lookaface_ A stoned skull
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@SarahisCensored @emzorbit Shhhh... you're dispelling her fantasy.
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@kristileilani @TaraBull808 Shes already lied multiple times on video, and her criminal record is public.
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@audrawrongspeak Female empathy has put too many women and children in the path of predators, simply because they "feel bad" if they don't comply with the social trend. Empathy is quite often a wonderful thing, but misplaced empathy is wholly destructive.
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@DogAteMyWookie @ElijahSchaffer So you'd be ok with schwastika tape being delivered to your door? I mean its just tape.
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@stillgray Lack of consequence.
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@iamAtheistGirl The average person encounters 0 bears and dozens of men on a daily basis. The reason bear injuries and deaths are uncommon, is because the encounters are uncommon.
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@s_webber Her knees must be so sore.
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@timjacobwise Actually, there is a far greater chance they will be indoctrinated into gender ideology through social contagion than being hurt or killed in a school. However, you act like someone has to bet on only one horse. Killing kids, and mutilating kids are both abominable. And they
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@JonMunitz Aside from not being able to afford anything due to skyrocketing inflation and prices?
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@MichelleLA1981 @TorontoStar @BobHepburn Man that's some dark hate speech. Guess it only qualifies as hate speech if it isn't subsidized by the government.
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@krassenstein Yeah threat of violence is a criminal issue. Or do you not believe in the criminal justice system now? A little confused about how you are going to sue the entire internet for pointing out your own words. But ok.
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@krassenstein Also can we prosecute people for exposing themselves to kids in the streets? ;)
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@velodus I mean... It wasn't a centrist or right wing fella pulling the trigger.
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@ZeekArkham If we assess everyone individually, instead of by media portrayal, we get better results.
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@SarahisCensored It's dark that this is tolerated.
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@ZeekArkham @shaTIRED Yep. Being offended is a choice.
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@JoelBrownMD @RadioFreeTom Yes. Science is partly about backing up your claims, not making a declaration and refusing to discuss it.
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@HeidiBriones I prefer Donald Dykes.
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@HalfSight So, the current administration and federal government incarnation are "bootlickers", as well as the universities themselves, who train activism in the very people they seek to arrest. Got it.
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@neiltyson Used to be a credible scientist, now you're a pusher. I used to have a lot of respect for you, until you abandoned science for dogma.
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@ZubyMusic @BernieSpofforth Also "Having to grow your own food is slavery!"
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@XAVIAERD You can just skip all of the middle boxes and have arrows pointing from the top box to the bottom box , to sum it all up.
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@libsoftiktok @SecretService You expect them to actually do anything about it?
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@Chesschick01 @JordanSchachtel I pay my mortgage, all my bills, and my car payment with 2/3 of that.
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@Rothmus So then the US is completely unaffected by this climate change?
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@JoelBrownMD I've been approached when at a grocery store, and people assumed I worked there. I of course politely told them "no, I don't." And they smiled and walked away. I then continued to stock the shelves until my shift ended.
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@RebeccaAVelo @washingtonpost Does this answer your question?
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@JoelBrownMD @estherk_k Now you know why us white men are so dangerous... 😉
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@EdKrassen Inflation has exceeded pay for the last 3 years. This leads to more poverty, and eventually economic crash. Rent for new renters in most highly populated places has gone up in excess of 20%. New housing in most fast growing places is unaffordable for the average family, and
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@stillgray Yeah keep telling him it's not his fault, the rest of his life, that will work out well.
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@Michael55478827 @CitizenFreePres No, the investigators would end up missing.
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@wrong_speak So am I missing something, or are LGBTs actual slaves now and Texas has border guards preventing them from leaving and returning them to their owners?
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@DamnSkippy_2020 @OliLondonTV They both wanted what the other had, and didn't stop to realize they already had eachother. Now neither has what the other had, and neither has what they used to either.
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@Chesschick01 @JordanSchachtel I bought an old Jeep Cherokee for 5.5k not too long ago. I can't imagine being paid 3k a month just because I exist.
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@mattyglesias @DavidSacks Aren't you supposed to be checking license plates?
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@herbivore_club If vegans had to farm all of the food they need to gain the nutrition they require, most of them would starve. 95% of the things they eat they wouldn't have had access to 300 years ago. Most of the things they eat are in wildly different biomes. It is much easier, cost
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@MikeHudema This is what building in a flood plain with no drainage looks like.
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@wrong_speak @cliftonaduncan Takei lives in a world dominated by fairy tales. He stopped making sense a long, long time ago.
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@SholaMos1 @PiersUncensored A perpetual victim right here ladies and gentlemen! In case you haven't noticed, everyone is a product of their upbringing, unless you're trying to say everyone is purely a product of their genetics/race. Pick one. Saying someone is a product of their upbringing cannot be
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@stillgray Buckshot beats steel toe.
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@DogAteMyWookie @ElijahSchaffer No, not the tape I want, or you want. That's the tape you get, regardless of if you want it or not. Is that ok with you?
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@wrong_speak @nypost This just in: politician crying about being picked on.
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@wrong_speak "When I was in high school, I walked around with girls panties, in case any girl soiled herself, you wouldn't believe how many prom invites that got me!" "I hang out at AARP meetings with adult diapers, I am so popular with the ladies there!"
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@esjesjesj @bkiser81 @DrakoTheTwink Sure, creep. I know exactly what I'm talking about, and it's your sick obsession with getting kids away from their parents. That's the first step for cults. That's the first step for groomers. Apparently, that's the first step for you, if you're so upset about being called
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@DaunenJ Let's just go back to the system that worked 10 years ago, instead of doing mental gymnastics to try to accommodate imaginary classifications.
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@JHParmenter @NaelJanahi @AmandaLarreni Half this guys age is 40. In her 40s, I think 'a girl' can make her own decisions.
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@mouldie099 @NCBCrypto The point of the post is to show how entitled and obnoxious cyclists are.
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@Vox_Oculi @Yoda4ever No! He worked doing road construction, got paid, when direct deposit hit the bank, he went to the store and selected a mid priced package of sugar cookies, chose one of the batch, then carried it there.
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@wrong_speak @elonmusk I dunno why media outlets are so angry at a label based on factual information.
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@ZeekArkham When people allow one word to have such power over them, they are willingly submitting to someone else's whim.
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@rachelzegler It's a bit of a lie. Ugly girls, by motion picture standards, will never get a chance. As a matter of fact, most girls will not. A more accurate statement is "if you are good enough looking, and have the right connections, you can be a princess."
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@JoelBrownMD @ArchRose90 I'm waiting for Shola to weigh in, it's always interesting to see what she ignores because it is inconvenient.
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@DogAteMyWookie @ElijahSchaffer I guess the question was too difficult to answer after all? All I'm looking is for an answer, would you think it was ok?
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@wrong_speak @POTUS "Middle out". I can grow balloons from the middle out, it's called inflation.
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@PompeySteph @jk_rowling The two are not mutually exclusive. An activist in a position of power is still an activist, just with more tools at their disposal.
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@RebeccaAVelo @eyeslasho It actually looks like it follows the Bible belt, as well as the Mormon concentrated areas.
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@AndrewCicchett1 @drdina1 @DrProudman "Settled law" hahaha. You can make laws about any ridiculous things, but actual science and biology, that's immutable.
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@TheFamousArtBR He had a misterectomy?
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@RichardHanania I feel like you're telling on yourself. Anyone who is this bothered by anti-pedophilia clearly has some pieces in the game.
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@wrong_speak @RNCResearch Putin lost the auction for the bunnies in Idaho, clearly his masquerade in the Guatemala is made of cheese. He has no ice cream when it comes to Iceland, which is good because his China is purple.
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@ChayaRaichik10 Are any of these women young enough to reproduce?
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@kelly_cadigan If you're going that route, then he doesn't like people who void the warranty.
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@wil_da_beast630 They wanted another George Floyd but they're creating another Kyle Rittenhouse.
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@jemelehill If 34% of Harvard students are white, and according to census, over 70% of people in the US are white, sounds like white people are underrepresented. Am I wrong?
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@JamesARay @greg_price11 Because it's one of those entry level learn-as-you-go positions, like all the top level government jobs. 🤣
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@whstancil "Lies are good because they tell us the things we want to hear!"
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@Scott_Wiener Live stream you walking downtown. Let's see.
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@LauraChapin This is what cultists do. They cut you off from your family, so you can become an ideological captive. Any disagreement becomes "immoral" and a stigma is attached to anyone who changes their mind or does not follow the flock.
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@JoelBrownMD Living here and looking at that chart, I can easily see a direct correlation between education and poverty as well as locale. Our education system has long had financially incentive for equity, which means lowering standards and expectations for certain minorities. When you
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@scottsantens None of those brain bubbles function after UBI. Everything becomes about doing the least possible. You don't get hard workers by removing the hard work. You don't get thinkers by removing the need to think.
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@wrong_speak I thought all this time you were happy and successful and in love because you were white.
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@ChefMMiami @elonmusk @covid_clarity I think they're saying to stop encouraging kids to hate themselves.
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@stillgray Can't remember what it's called but if you're native Hawaiian, let her educate you.
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@EdKrassen @glockAmOLLE9 @RepMTG I'm waiting for them to be labeled a "white supremacist".
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@RebeccaAVelo Because that means you aren't playing pretend with them, and if there's one thing most of them hate, is when people won't play pretend with them.
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@RebeccaAVelo @greg_price11 Yup. Eventually it becomes mandatory and not optional.
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@ZeekArkham Its hard to find any child, of any race that hasn't been given access to social media. I believe that if they didn't have access to it, they would be better off.
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@liz_hallett @CRudzinskas Lesbians, since the dawn of time, have never seemed to be interested in dicks. This is not a new concept. People seeking to change sex to become a 'lesbian' should keep this basic fact in mind before making that decision. It's not transphobic, it's just how things are.
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@BenBRockN That is a weed canister.
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@Kihr____ @MrAndyNgo @ryantcarson @ArtSchoolJock Yeah. Don't have to live somewhere to know crime is bad. Don't have to live somewhere to know when a social experiment is going to fail, mostly because it has failed inevitably before, throughout history.
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@HazelAppleyard_ Abrosexual means your sexuality changes based on your degree of desperation for love and belonging. Depending on the company you keep, your chances of having sex with someone, or the political message you are trying to shove down someone's throat. It also comes in handy to be a
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@ComradeFangs When you live life without responsibility, it is difficult to understand the responsibility of others.
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