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senior designer @atriabooks & @gallerybooks / co-host of @booksquadgoals / textbook ♍️ / bisexual & mean / she/her

Brooklyn, NY
Joined May 2008
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@kleemcadams
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@montefisto13 My girlfriend's parents were there, here's what they said lol
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Wow dreams do come true. Thank u @poorlycatdraw for immortalizing queen Penelope, academy award-winning ruiner of lives
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My cat is sad because no one appreciates how good she is at doing a thumbs up sign without real thumbs. @MYSADCAT http://t.co/JaMnqaLz1q
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@kleemcadams
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The thing about @ihatejoelkim starting his set tonight by talking about being unbelievably hot is that it's not a joke and he is right
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@nwalks Audition to be "riverdale side character who's character traits change constantly so that she can be shoehorned into a wide variety of subplots"
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@ira Also, for the record, Sirius Black is supposed to be in his early 30s in the Prisoner of Azkaban, and I’m pretty sure Gary Oldman is like 87 yrs old
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@offbeatorbit Truly a time capsule of a movie in that you can only enjoy watching it if you watched it when it came out. For me it was that I was 12 and didn't have critical thinking skills yet, so the movie still somehow elicits a feeling of comfort even though it's objectively terrible
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@BoJackHorseman a crossover episode
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@jourdayen I remember hearing once that hardly any of the cast was in touch with Topher anymore and I was like oh no he must be an asshole... turns out he just has good taste in people
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@kleemcadams
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@joekjoek The one that always sticks with me is "girl who could balance spaghetti on her eyelashes"
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@blanketm9 My fave part of this movie is when he eats like every item on the menu for breakfast in one sitting and then throws up. Like what is the message, don't eat 10 egg McMuffins for breakfast? Done and done, sir
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Binged the entirety of @dadwroteaporno over the last three weeks. Thanks to Rocky for helping me get over a breakup by making me never want to touch another human person as long as I live 💋
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Me after taking one hit
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@kleemcadams
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Super excited to report that I no longer listen to men
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@kleemcadams
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1 year
@offbeatorbit this has been the business model for thrift stores since the literal 1950s i'm ☠️
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Gonna start asking for my coffee "on the rocks"
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8 years
@MaraWilson or a guy who didn't deserve to get punched in the face at least once
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@kleemcadams
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@oh_its_joanna "It's basic biology" - me explaining why my cat is also my daughter
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@kleemcadams
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@Kristen_Arnett I was terrified of ET as a child, mostly because of the scene where he is sick and his whole body is like, white and powdery. I refused to watch past that scene and developed a very negative relationship with the ET doll my dad kept in our house
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@kleemcadams
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@EllaWitchwood @BookRiot This is incomprehensible, go home
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1 year
Woman yelling at cat AND confused math woman both came out as bi this year. Memes are bisexual. I wish there was a good pun for this
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bisexual.org
1 year
"Most people are surprised to find out that I'm bisexual probably just because of stereotypes. I mean it's not something I broadcast, but I'm open to all people who have great souls that you can love." - @TaylorArmstrong
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@SydneyBattle The closer I look the more convinced I am that it's AI
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@kleemcadams
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4 years
Watched the new Bill & Ted and then @ShowBizKidsDoc tonight and I'm remembering how much of a gem @Winter is
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@kleemcadams
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@bimadew The fact that Rosamund Pike didn't become a household name after Gone Girl is a crime
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@probablyalissa "I spend all my time typing prompts into midjourney for you (specifically about an issue that affects me because I'm the most oppressed but I acknowledge your oppression within my oppression) and THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?"
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"Should I do an accent? I have had people say to me that I should consider doing accents, but I'm not really an artisan of the accent." - Jamie Morton, @dadwroteaporno , episode 5. I can't believe he lied to us like that 😔
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@kleemcadams
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@offbeatorbit When yoga teachers describe a pose or stretch as yummy 🤢
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@kleemcadams
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I love this book and I love kissing girls, so I'm very glad I got to design the cover 💖 go pre-order it!
@jillboard
Jill Gutowitz
3 years
I am absolutely ecstatic to share the title and cover of my debut book of essays, GIRLS CAN KISS NOW. I’m obsessed with this cover (especially the girlie with the sword) and I hope you’ll love the book like I do. Out March 8th, available for pre-order now!
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@kleemcadams
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With every new season of #bachelor we are forced to ask ourselves: how is the good doctor still on air and is anybody watching it
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@baronessvond @ira Lmao when was Lana ever unproblematic
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@jourdayen Okay but if I'm basing this on who is hottest it's gotta be Coach
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@AllisonRaskin Hypotheticals: the TV show
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@kleemcadams
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2 years
Last night as I hugged my girlfriend goodbye I whispered in her ear "I need my little baby pie" and she thought I was talking about her but luckily I was talking about the miniature blueberry pie I had stored in her fridge
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I am enlisting in Barbie
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this isn't satire
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@sorrischian @MaintenancePod I also think queer people tend to find each other before they know they're queer. One of my friend groups in college was a bunch of "straight" people, and after college, at various times, every single one of us came out.
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what if yr a designer and you come up w 3-5 good options for a cover but by the time ed/sales are done with it you're left with one that's a ghost of your original design & then the author sees it & sends back something they made in canva for you to use as "inspiration"
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What if you wrote an entire book and queried in these terrible times and finally got an agent and went out on a long sub and eventually got a great book deal then your cover just SUCKS
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@kleemcadams
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@morganbaila Based on her hats, no
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@offbeatorbit Especially loving the put a finger down I'll diagnose you with a mental illness tiktoks
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Reading the replies to this are so funny because I've watched Bojack but if I hadn't I would just be seeing people tweet really sincerely about abusive dynamics in a relationship where one party is a golden retriever named Mr. Peanutbutter
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@katveldt Yes and that's also why there aren't entire accounts dedicated to how bad men are at writing the inner dialogue of women 😭
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@Glinner God I miss when you were banned
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@TomiLahren Someone PLEASE take out her batteries
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@MaraWilson I think the biggest issue with early education in this country is that we are taught about racism and sexism ONLY in history class. We’re taught that these “were” things that “used to” exist, but now they’ve been corrected, and now everyone is equal and everything is great.
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On #MentalHealthAwarenessDay , I highly recommend listening to the latest album from @katenash , whose wonderfully resonant songs will remind you that you’re good enough even when you’re not very good.
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@kleemcadams
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Happy coming out day to all my friends who had to listen to me talk about how I thought girls were hot for fifteen years before I finally went on a date with one
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@Nermalone @joekjoek I did a cursory google search and I can't find evidence but I swear this one is real
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6 years
You #TLJ haters are entitled to your own (wrong) opinions, but the fact that y’all are attacking an actress because you don’t like a character she plays just proves how far removed you are from reality. #TeamTran
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there are two barbies inside you
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@tiresiasprojekt @degendering I like the descriptor "severely hot"
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Very important work notes I just found on my desk. Good thing I wrote these down.
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@RottenInDenmark "Soooo many trans people in the comments loved the piece. They're all just out of frame, laughing too"
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This is the first time I've interviewed an author whose book cover I designed! @eraustinauthor is a delight and so is her book. 💄🪐🪲
@booksquadgoals
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What IS the self? Find out (maybe): listen to our discussion of #BiographyofX by Catherine Lacey. PLUS, an interview with the wonderful @eraustinauthor about her new book, Interesting Facts About Space! ❌🪐✨
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@erufen89 @danihaberman @girlscouts A huge part of her belief system is based on restricting the rights of other women, so... no❤️
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The CDC has announced the return of four loko original recipe in all 50 states
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For anyone struggling w this who can afford it, I highly recommend therapy through @treatmyocd . I've been in some form of therapy since I was 13 but this is the first time I've seen and felt real progress in myself when it comes to my OCD. Talk therapy was never enough.
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@offbeatorbit Also imagine thinking that the only thing keeping men from raping women in bathrooms is the fact that they're not supposed to go inside. Like they're not bothered about the illegality of sexual assault but they def will not break the sacred bathroom code
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@kleemcadams
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I heard we were posting our Euphoria High School pics
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my mom just sent me this photo of me as a child VERY SERIOUSLY performing what i can only imagine was an altered version of trisha yearwood's cover of 'that's what i like about you' wherein my dad suggested we replace "i want a man [...]" with "i want a boy"
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Early September really is birthday excellence. Zendaya on the 1st, Keanu on the 2nd, Beyoncé on the 4th, Freddie Mercury on the 5th, Idris Elba (and me) on the 6th...
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NYC area! I have two adorable and perfect foster kittens named Miso & Nori. They are cuddly healthy 4 month old sisters looking for their forever home together. Apply for them at !! Tell your friends!!!!
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Guys!!! I finally beat Tinder
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Today's eye color is camouflage
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About to go to the (very small and outdoor) wedding of one of my oldest friends so, naturally, I'm obsessively taking pics of myself
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@EllaWitchwood @BookRiot She replied to an article questioning why "people who menstruate" should just be called "women." The word woman is used by many trans women as a part of their identity, and its extremely hurtful to exclude them from womanhood just because they don't menstruate.
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When I die, my future children are gonna be really disappointed to discover that their inheritance is mostly just a bunch of those lil lotion packet samples you get from skincare brands
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@misterminsoo Crying at "quite obviously the best of her era" as if that isn't a completely subjective statement that many of us would disagree with lol
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@blktinabelcher 🔮 29, she/her, Brooklyn (no to long distance, so sorry bc y'all are hot) 🐛 podcasting, fostering kittens, various art-related endeavors 🖤 bi, come one come all
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At first I didn't think washing my hair once a week was working for me but I think things might be turning around?
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The concept of Miley Cyrus being in a Black Mirror episode could be its own Black Mirror episode.
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7 years
my boss: you have something in your hair me: it's my leave-in conditioner my boss: i think it's cheddar popcorn dust me: it's a 2-in-one
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Me: I can talk Tuesday during my lunch break My dad:
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I would be so fucking pissed if I went in a bathroom and this was the mirror
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Saw a man smiling broadly alone on the train. Followed his gaze, expecting him to be a creep; realized he was smiling at a tiny fluffy dog in someone’s purse.
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He had a bad day???? I'm losing my fucking mind
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That hit of serotonin after I post a pic on my cat's ig and then switch to my regular ig to like the post
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Watching Allen v Farrow and I just truly cannot understand how anyone would believe him over her
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I got into Harvard the old fashioned way: I didn't
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Oops
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Is THIS what the people want?? Sound off in the comments
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6 years
Crossover event in which Betty Cooper is actually Agent Dale Cooper's niece
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I sent this photo to my mom and she responded: "what is the problem. I'm cracking up at this photo. You and Pen. miserable creatures"
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It's not easy being a tiktok couple but @MagnaFarta and I are making it work
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My first girlfriend turned into the moon.
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"Justy Bieber did a mean, sad shade to young blond Taylor Swift on Instagram"
@DancesWithTamis
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Very Very (important) article about celebrity feuds by Tamara Yajia (me)
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My mom got me this shirt and I love the way it looks/feels but rest assured I do not endorse its message
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@longfallboot @neverthetories This is nuts because it would be so easy to find this exact type of thing on shutterstock lol
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I need a film where cate blanchett, robin wright, and uma thurman play assassin sisters
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I'm sorry but this is fucking ridiculous
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I just saw a photo of an actress and automatically zoomed in on her boobs without even thinking about what I was doing. Anyway, I used to think I was straight,
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I remembered how to take a good selfie!!!!
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During booksmart, when molly says Amy's first crush was "the little white cat from aristocats," Justine leaned over and whispered, "you." Only see this film with your childhood best friend if you want to be absolutely roasted
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@priya_ebooks Luke + Loreleiiii
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3 years
My favorite pastime is bringing a book to read in the bath and then letting it sit on the edge of the tub for 30 min while I look at my phone
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3 years
🙂
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literally BEGGING my cat to tell me if she is little and she won't confirm
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4 years
just opened the 'photobooth' application on my imac and found a bunch of selfies from college. i was... really goin through it apparently
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@Tigon_3rd @TessaThompson_x @sundancefest 1) Scarlett isnt "cancelled," she has a huge marvel movie coming out & was literally just nominated for best actress at the oscars 2) both of these examples are about taking opportunities away from minorities, which is completely unrelated to the "cuties" discourse
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