@nwalks
Audition to be "riverdale side character who's character traits change constantly so that she can be shoehorned into a wide variety of subplots"
@ira
Also, for the record, Sirius Black is supposed to be in his early 30s in the Prisoner of Azkaban, and I’m pretty sure Gary Oldman is like 87 yrs old
@offbeatorbit
Truly a time capsule of a movie in that you can only enjoy watching it if you watched it when it came out. For me it was that I was 12 and didn't have critical thinking skills yet, so the movie still somehow elicits a feeling of comfort even though it's objectively terrible
@jourdayen
I remember hearing once that hardly any of the cast was in touch with Topher anymore and I was like oh no he must be an asshole... turns out he just has good taste in people
@blanketm9
My fave part of this movie is when he eats like every item on the menu for breakfast in one sitting and then throws up. Like what is the message, don't eat 10 egg McMuffins for breakfast? Done and done, sir
Binged the entirety of
@dadwroteaporno
over the last three weeks. Thanks to Rocky for helping me get over a breakup by making me never want to touch another human person as long as I live 💋
@Kristen_Arnett
I was terrified of ET as a child, mostly because of the scene where he is sick and his whole body is like, white and powdery. I refused to watch past that scene and developed a very negative relationship with the ET doll my dad kept in our house
"Most people are surprised to find out that I'm bisexual probably just because of stereotypes. I mean it's not something I broadcast, but I'm open to all people who have great souls that you can love." -
@TaylorArmstrong
@probablyalissa
"I spend all my time typing prompts into midjourney for you (specifically about an issue that affects me because I'm the most oppressed but I acknowledge your oppression within my oppression) and THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?"
"Should I do an accent? I have had people say to me that I should consider doing accents, but I'm not really an artisan of the accent." - Jamie Morton,
@dadwroteaporno
, episode 5. I can't believe he lied to us like that 😔
I am absolutely ecstatic to share the title and cover of my debut book of essays, GIRLS CAN KISS NOW. I’m obsessed with this cover (especially the girlie with the sword) and I hope you’ll love the book like I do. Out March 8th, available for pre-order now!
Last night as I hugged my girlfriend goodbye I whispered in her ear "I need my little baby pie" and she thought I was talking about her but luckily I was talking about the miniature blueberry pie I had stored in her fridge
@sorrischian
@MaintenancePod
I also think queer people tend to find each other before they know they're queer. One of my friend groups in college was a bunch of "straight" people, and after college, at various times, every single one of us came out.
what if yr a designer and you come up w 3-5 good options for a cover but by the time ed/sales are done with it you're left with one that's a ghost of your original design & then the author sees it & sends back something they made in canva for you to use as "inspiration"
What if you wrote an entire book and queried in these terrible times and finally got an agent and went out on a long sub and eventually got a great book deal then your cover just SUCKS
Reading the replies to this are so funny because I've watched Bojack but if I hadn't I would just be seeing people tweet really sincerely about abusive dynamics in a relationship where one party is a golden retriever named Mr. Peanutbutter
@MaraWilson
I think the biggest issue with early education in this country is that we are taught about racism and sexism ONLY in history class. We’re taught that these “were” things that “used to” exist, but now they’ve been corrected, and now everyone is equal and everything is great.
On
#MentalHealthAwarenessDay
, I highly recommend listening to the latest album from
@katenash
, whose wonderfully resonant songs will remind you that you’re good enough even when you’re not very good.
Happy coming out day to all my friends who had to listen to me talk about how I thought girls were hot for fifteen years before I finally went on a date with one
You
#TLJ
haters are entitled to your own (wrong) opinions, but the fact that y’all are attacking an actress because you don’t like a character she plays just proves how far removed you are from reality.
#TeamTran
What IS the self? Find out (maybe): listen to our discussion of
#BiographyofX
by Catherine Lacey. PLUS, an interview with the wonderful
@eraustinauthor
about her new book, Interesting Facts About Space! ❌🪐✨
For anyone struggling w this who can afford it, I highly recommend therapy through
@treatmyocd
. I've been in some form of therapy since I was 13 but this is the first time I've seen and felt real progress in myself when it comes to my OCD. Talk therapy was never enough.
@offbeatorbit
Also imagine thinking that the only thing keeping men from raping women in bathrooms is the fact that they're not supposed to go inside. Like they're not bothered about the illegality of sexual assault but they def will not break the sacred bathroom code
my mom just sent me this photo of me as a child VERY SERIOUSLY performing what i can only imagine was an altered version of trisha yearwood's cover of 'that's what i like about you' wherein my dad suggested we replace "i want a man [...]" with "i want a boy"
Early September really is birthday excellence. Zendaya on the 1st, Keanu on the 2nd, Beyoncé on the 4th, Freddie Mercury on the 5th, Idris Elba (and me) on the 6th...
NYC area! I have two adorable and perfect foster kittens named Miso & Nori. They are cuddly healthy 4 month old sisters looking for their forever home together. Apply for them at !! Tell your friends!!!!
@EllaWitchwood
@BookRiot
She replied to an article questioning why "people who menstruate" should just be called "women." The word woman is used by many trans women as a part of their identity, and its extremely hurtful to exclude them from womanhood just because they don't menstruate.
When I die, my future children are gonna be really disappointed to discover that their inheritance is mostly just a bunch of those lil lotion packet samples you get from skincare brands
@misterminsoo
Crying at "quite obviously the best of her era" as if that isn't a completely subjective statement that many of us would disagree with lol
@blktinabelcher
🔮 29, she/her, Brooklyn (no to long distance, so sorry bc y'all are hot)
🐛 podcasting, fostering kittens, various art-related endeavors
🖤 bi, come one come all
Saw a man smiling broadly alone on the train. Followed his gaze, expecting him to be a creep; realized he was smiling at a tiny fluffy dog in someone’s purse.
I just saw a photo of an actress and automatically zoomed in on her boobs without even thinking about what I was doing. Anyway, I used to think I was straight,
During booksmart, when molly says Amy's first crush was "the little white cat from aristocats," Justine leaned over and whispered, "you." Only see this film with your childhood best friend if you want to be absolutely roasted
@Tigon_3rd
@TessaThompson_x
@sundancefest
1) Scarlett isnt "cancelled," she has a huge marvel movie coming out & was literally just nominated for best actress at the oscars
2) both of these examples are about taking opportunities away from minorities, which is completely unrelated to the "cuties" discourse