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hey what’s up
i am Kyle “Dr. Bones” KitchenTongue !
i am a video / audio editor lookin for work and also I make silly internet videos
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update this came to me in a prophetic-like dream, analog jerma
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@killmepill
i have a McDonald’s close to my work so I go there for lunch pretty often and one time I pulled up and the lady just goes “three days in a row huh?” and I haven’t been back since
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@trash_ebooks
This is literally what a 9 year old thinks of when asked what they wanna be when they grow up. “I wanna be an ancient soldier but also with a spaceship and a mansion and a sports car and-“
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@DaMixL11
holy shit if a streamer did cutaway gags like that and just had a bunch tied to their stream deck buttons that would be NEXT LEVEL
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@JedKingly
venom club scene is unironically one of the best things to come out of superhero movies in the last few years EASILY
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@FutureHasbeen
I’ve seen people debate whether or not Young Sheldon is set in an alternate Bazingaverse or not, and I think it’d be very very funny if this spinoff just decided to lean heavy into that. Have Sheldon get drafted or something
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@NeilNevins
There’s a look of genuine anguish on his face when he says “why did I debate him”
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@NotABigJerk
having he/they and then also him/them is very funny. i don’t think I’ve ever seen a person list pronouns like that b4
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take away the music and add a vhs filter and u have a solid analog horror vid here
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@merrittk
used to just run around ps1 games to stare at the skyboxes when I was too young to understand how video games worked. sure there are crazy spectacles and beautiful moments in modern games, but nothing beats the classic colorful polygonal vibes
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@bornposting
“author controversy” is certainly one way to word “JK Rowling is a transphobic bigot”
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@pnut22r
@NameNamish
@MNateShyamalan
i think you overestimate elon lmao. when you’re already begging employees to stop telling people how bad things are you’re passed the point of “time to trick them” lmao. he’s not a mastermind, he’s a 12 year old with deep pockets
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this isnt even teasing a game this is just the live execution of pyoro
Nintendo posted a teaser trailer called"Emio"
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#WhoIsEmioVisit
" is the only description
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@legotrillermoth
it’s crazy how bland Simu is in Barbie. should’ve made Ncuti’s Ken the rival he was at least giving a performance lmao
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@JonComms
Reminds me of bomb rush Cyberfunk’s original switch icon that everyone wanted changed lmao. I liked this little penguin guy
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@fyridk
i think it’s worse actually because morbius memes came from a place of irony. this is Pixar trying to artificially create that
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@RebootJulius
aw hell naw they’re running calculations on ratios now this site is so cooked
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@NeilNevins
it’s kind of impeccable that there’s only maybe one or two episodes I find myself audibly groaning at and even then they’re early eps when the show was still finding it’s footing. once they found the comedic magic they really hit nothing but grand slams
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@cjisrael_
@odenhead
Walt directly poisoned a child and sexually assaulted his wife lol. I feel as if they’re on two entirely different levels
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@BradenIsBased
“haha guys isn’t it funny how I am being exactly as lame as this hypothetical shitpost person Whang made up”
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anyone else see Scorsese's latest activity on LB?
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@bornposting
i always think its rly funny they turned the longest book (the fifth one i think) into the shortest movie
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@halomancer1
“what color is your Tesla” is not the burn they think it is. normal people don’t want cars that explode and slam into pedestrians
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@Douggernaut_2
regardless of his music the dude can actually be pretty funny when he’s doing a bit, always thought he’d be good for random comedy parts
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attention marble hornets fans 9,000 more dollars and Troy has to rewrite his invader zim fanfiction (and also him and Joseph will make a new mini series or whatever) GO BACK IT
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do you like marble hornets?
do you want to celebrate the 15th (!!!) anniversary of marble hornets?
do you want to watch the entirety of marble hornets in one long marathon livestream with trivia, special guest qnas, and more?
tune in june 20th, starting 10AM EST
OOPS i basically made a marble hornets fan entry. what was originally just going to be a
#Hornetversary
teaser video spiraled into so much more. marble hornets 15th anniversary livestream june 20th 2024, 10am EST.
spread the word.
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@punished_cait
just curious how asking “hey are the bengals playing this wknd” is a “smart comment” lmao
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@soggystyrofoam
nothing is more infuriating than trying to tell your friends about a funny scene in a show, not being able to find the scene online, and then the apps preventing you from screen recording the scene yourself
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@srothbell
one of the conspiracies I believe with my entire heart. need an imagineer whistleblower
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@InternetHippo
too many cameras not enough zany home alone esque traps strewn throughout properties imo
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@RaceplayShawty
Insane that this is releasing on Prime Video and not the streaming service Warner Bros owns lmfao
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marble hornets
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@korsmixlol
@egoraptor
ben made a ton of sexual “””jokes””” toward jacob satorious. jokes in quotes because even if they were just poor taste jokes they’re still super creepy.
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STOP THE PRESSES!!!
Joseph DeLage (
@GeauxJoe
) will be joining the MH Anniversary stream QnA roster this year! After season 2 wraps up, we'll take a break from the rewatch and ask Joseph some questions from twitch chat and the Google Form! Check tha thread for the submission link!
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@indianloonie
Something about those new ass keys is so funny to me. I feel like the Vatican should be using giant old metal ones still
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@ProGremlinPlaye
@trash_ebooks
I don’t think it counts as “child-like whimsy” when referring to their political ideology lmao
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@NeilNevins
mitm’s later seasons do decrease in quality but it’s still better than like 99% of sitcoms lmao burning man is a banger
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ATTENTION
#HORNETVERSARY
MARBLE HORNETS HEADS!!! question submission for this year's qnas is now OPEN! send ur questions in for a chance to have them read on stream!
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@jeremylovesyall
that logo is sooo good and i just know they're gonna change it to a generic bold font when they inevitably retitle the movie
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@legotrillermoth
i remember when someone clipped that scene during the Hanposting ppl were defending it lmao
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@CinemaShogun
@DiscussingFilm
i don’t think someone who pays 8 dollars a month to the stupidest man alive is in any place to talk about what’s features on someone’s profile lmfao
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forget white white. put kim wexler in multiversus. black and white florida alt skin
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@JUNlPER
i still think that looked better than his normal cut. however it does really give alt future Biff Tannen from BTTF2
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STARTING SEASON 1 IN ONE HOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll be one this around 12:00 EST tomorrow with a cool announcement! I'll be on with everyone else at 7:20 as well!
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@halomancer1
outside of cock ring ken there’s a single gay couple in the real world that appears on screen for 3 seconds I believe
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@MikeJViggiano
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you know it’s gotta be a bad take when even the blue checks are calling it dumb
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@GraceGFreud
read that he was supposed to have a musical number and I cry myself to sleep knowing l didn’t get to experience that in theaters
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@halomancer1
prolly just cuz the average mobile gamer is fine with cheap candy crush esque things that they spend insane amounts on in microtransactions on so devs (more accurately their execs) have no incentive to make like, a AAA experience. similar to the VR game market rn unfortunately
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They say satire but the fact that it could be true says a lot about society.
This just in: Twitter is being sold to the Mainstream Media and Twitter Blue is being replaced with Twitter Woke - subscribers are allowed Tweet up to 25,000 Pronouns 😂 It only costs 8 a month- 8 genders that is! /SATIRE
#Satire
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@Very__Regular
somewhere in the middle I think. i think a lot of these people have those worst case scenario “oh god what if I get murdered” random one off thoughts that normally lie dormant, but are now getting told “YOU *WILL* BE MURDERED if you don’t do these 7 simple tricks” 24/7
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@Tony_Patroni
@TM0THY_
@korsmixlol
@egoraptor
i feel like the amount of sexually harassing jokes should not matter, even just one should be enough to make people upset. y’all wilin
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@SeaLionCapital
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@ItIsFinch
what a stupid thing to be pedantic about lol. “your analogy is too scary :(“. they’re both other real world examples lmao
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@bornposting
unironically stoked for this to be studied in schools with hindsight in a few years. i want zaslav to be a historical laughing stock
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@jeremysmiles
@JustinWhang
they come standard in every switch controller to combat stick drift. when your stick begins to drift, you know they have all perished
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OOPS i basically made a marble hornets fan entry. what was originally just going to be a
#Hornetversary
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spread the word.
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@nkulw
live in central pennsylvania and can confirm its usually a mcmansion on 40 acres of the deadest grass youve ever seen
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