Jeremy Kitchen 🐈
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For those of you not following me on my mastodon at , my 5 year world tour has been put on hold as I was diagnosed with "suspected colon cancer" in Japan.
Check my mastodon for more info this is the last I'll post of it here.
#FuckCancer
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@BlueSpaceCanary
@steveklabnik
I’m imagining it now: every other time you use your turn signal you get one of:
1) an ad
2) a nazi
3) told you’re actually going to the wrong destination let’s take you to a space instead.
4) … a space full of nazis
5) something you’ve clicked “see less often” 1000 fucking time
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@tedwheeler
Yes. The violence against protesters must stop. Once that stops, so will the other violence. Disarm the police.
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@diesoft_
@lauraehall
Legit question: can he actually slither around wearing it or just slither through it?
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@tedwheeler
So let’s teargas peaceful crowds making it harder to control the agitators as the crowds scatter.
Good call.
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@Willem__Evers
@yourolly
Fuck that. Any company that makes me jump through fucking hoops to cancel doesn’t deserve my business, let alone my work.
Get rid of this stupid bullshit.
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@tedwheeler
It will say that for 2 months you gassed peaceful protesters and only stopped because the feds were better at it than you.
Apologize for gassing peaceful protesters for the past 2 months.
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@tedwheeler
Want to show us a reason not to defund the police? Have them protect protestors from the worse police.
Otherwise you’re all the same uniform as far as I’m concerned, just different guns.
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@0xPooria
@BoredApeYC
@opensea
@LooksRareNFT
Oh damn I’m so sorry you got scammed out of that link to a jpeg that burned down a forest.
I truly weep for your loss.
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@tedwheeler
All I saw last night was people wanting to mourn. A few bad apples perhaps, but the vast majority just wanted to mourn. To feel heard. Instead we got even more police violence.
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@tedwheeler
By imposing a curfew you're turning anyone peacefully protesting into a criminal, and then turning the cops loose on them.
Get rid of the curfew.
Disarm the police.
Join us. Don't try to squash us.
I'll be there picking up trash. Please arrest me.
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@gradydoctor
@wholemilk
Seriously I’ll help people fill out forms if it gets them vaccinated. I’m not working right now do have plenty of time on my hands for this
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@LitAnscombe
@caraesten
The extra scary thing about this is they mention having to “fix a security vulnerability” by disabling HTTP OPTIONS verb, which sounds like a PCI compliance scan result, which means this Kafka is on the public Internet.
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@realDonaldTrump
Man, philly has really grown a lot since I was last there. 100 million people, whew!
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@GregoryMcKelvey
@anomalily
Hundreds of cops said literally nothing to me, a white dude, as I wandered aimlessly around downtown tonight. Until I started videoing them from a safe distance as they hassled some black kids. And then they said "obstruction" and cited curfew ... I don't get it.
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@TurboBurpo
This is so ridiculously illegal it's not even funny.
Landlords are required to provide a habitable space. Windows and doors are part of that (at least in Portland, I would imagine this is the same in other reasonable places).
This landlord is about to get fucked, hard.
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@thingskatedid
@actuallyamuppet
wait what the shit is CHAR_BIT and why would it ever not be 8? char never represents a unicode symbol, right? that would be a different type? right? :(
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@tedwheeler
Here’s a freebie: disarm the police. Have them patrol on foot, watching for “bad apples”, dealing with them accordingly. Get the police to show that they’re there to help enable peace rather than to “enforce the law” (curfew or otherwise)
All we see right now are enforcers thugs
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@LauraHardyRadio
@lynncyrin
@artificialnix
we even coordinate so we're keeping it balanced. Gotta make sure we don't rock the boat.
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@trimethelp
@RobElmer
This is stupid. The ticket is valid for 2.5 hours from time of first tap.
Don’t make this arbitrarily harder for people.
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Pro tip for
@gameofkittens
: don't attack the player who is going to lose. Attack the player who is going to win.
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As I leave New Zealand 🇳🇿, I’d like I announce that I’m leaving on an around the world travel adventure for the next 2 years, and in order to help fun the trip I’m placing this account up for sale. DM if interested. Serious offers only.
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@kefimochi
@lynncyrin
VPN is a great example. Your tunneled TCP connections will handle their own TCP ordering and retransmitting and such. In fact it is theoretically better because if you TCP tunnel a bad TCP packet you’re doing the extra work to make sure that bad packet got there.
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I just got my tax refund. Show me a donation receipt and I'll match it, up to $5k
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I've been struggling a lot with depression lately so I feel like I should call out the self-care stuff I've done today that I'm proud of:
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USPS: “In transit, arriving on time”
Translation: it hasn’t left the originating facility and it’ll be there in 2 days or 6 months nothing in between.
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@woofawooo
@kefimochi
Not lying: I have had SO MANY dreams where I could do that stair slide like it was nothing.
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@mostlyplausible
@trimet
Guarantee if you tell the driver you’re heading to a cooling center they’ll let you on even if it’s less than 100 outside.
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@TheReclade
@richburroughs
I'll draw all 16 Pokémon for the person. 16 dickbutts, coming right up!
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@ryanflorence
@lynncyrin
yea but then the product people are like "hey, let's put an entire amazon datacenter on this ikea desk"
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@RonWyden
@akalindsey
@realDonaldTrump
honestly I don't. They are literally the least of his problems. Don't let him distract you with this.
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@realDonaldTrump
the only terrorists I've seen in the US are rednecks with lifted trucks, giant american flags and trump stickers.
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How you treat your employees on their way out the door says a lot about how you feel about the employees who are still there.
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A ransomware gang but they only hit payday loans places and burn them to the ground
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4 years ago I tweeted an April Fool's joke that I was selling all of my stuff to travel around the world for 2 years.
I'm not kidding this time.
TL;DR: I'm heading to New Zealand in a few weeks with my bike to start a 5 year world tour.
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You’ve heard of cat cafes, owl cafes, Fox cafes and even rabbit cafes. But I’m going to open the worlds first RAT CAFE
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I got my hair cut. It's been a couple of months since I've done that and I always feel better afterward.
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@GingerSlim
@kefimochi
Do NOT fuck with a Chilean street dog. This is how much the people love them :)
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@thingskatedid
According to every video game website everywhere: January first of whatever year I spun to
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@bikinginla
@latimes
and *repeatedly* calling it an accident. Drunk driver killing someone on a bike is NOT an accident.
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who decided to call it "soldering" and not "smoking joints" ?
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@occasionalell
@lauraehall
With this, SOS sounds like someone having a good time.
sí sí sí OH MY GOD sí sí sí
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@cza_li
@thingskatedid
I’d say do it in the language of the tweet. Twitter should make it translatable, it’s probably an oversight on their part.
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@tedwheeler
@tessriski
@PortlandPolice
Start by taking their guns away so they stop murdering people.
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I have been despairing over this ... weed? Some sort of thorny vine that has entirely taken over my patio. I went to town on that shit.
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@AWSreInvent
@mmgaggle
proof that a semi full of hard drives is still higher bandwidth than the internet.
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pro interview tip: bone up on a testing framework for the language your interview will be using. use during interview.
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@NanoRaptor
I would have murdered for this in high school haha
I had a ti-92 and used it like a little laptop
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Officially called it a day! Surgery tomorrow, then 2 weeks off to recover. Excited and terrified and everything in between.
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I'm done using Twitter. If you want to reach me, my contact info is in the website in my profile. <3 you all for the good times.
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that thing when a friend leaves a job and that job is really shitty to them about leaving and that just makes you happier for them
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@dearjeremydear
@AFABRocky
At one point I was paying upward of $120/mo for satellite with a TiVo (not their shitty dvr, an actual TiVo)
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