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when you're extremely high in public but holding it together flawlessly
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while you studied the blade, i also studied the blade. we went to blade school together
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when yr mates are like doooont bring th mace to thyr battle at morn and you show up with the mace and yer mates are aw like he did it the absolute legend 😂😂😂
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[misfortunes befall my enemies] mm.. mweheh... wheh–hah!
[troubles beset me, myself] whgeh ! weugh ! aa !
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open for a s u p r i s e
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@ElSangito
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