Hey @AldiUK. how about getting one over @Tesco and bring these beauties back to the UK? #potatotriangles #wronglyscrappedsnack

Ordered a new pc with 10-12 working days delivery and we’re on day 11 and I’m like

@BBCNews GIGO. Gouda In Gouda Out.

@mattymidland That’s what I mean. You won’t have Rails’ siren call to you all day. You just need to find a route home that avoids going near now, especially around pay day. 🤣

@DavidPa03067190 @WeCopyYouDown The tesla toy truck can’t. It fails pedestrian safety for one thing.

@energystatsuk @SavingSessions @OctopusEnergy @neso_energy @ofgem Better today.

@mandapen Did you say squirrel?

@mandapen Better still.

@mandapen Shouldn’t he have that and you have one with him on?

RT @reformexposed: Nigel would hate it if #FaragesRiots trended today of all days.

@CountMoriarty Always made me smile.

@CountMoriarty Donald, not Derek.

@CountMoriarty You never watched Benidorm?

@ad_fortes @JamesMelville It’s 13 years since The Thick Of It. I think the last lot used it as a training video. Other great stuff included The New Statesman and Spitting Image. The closest we have today is HIGNFY. When politics is as it is now, it’s hard to mock it further.

@brahman_SB @punt_rd The sadly late, truly great Bernard Hill. I’ll always remember him as Yosser.

This made me laugh more than it should. Tesla Cybertruck driver loses vehicle to police after 'legitimate concerns'

@ParrotLegal @DanNeidle I don’t have a coin to hand. How about seriously idiotic?