Kinyera Jordan
@kinyerajordan
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"Que sera, sera...Whatever will be, will be...The future's not ours to see...Que sera, sera...What will be, will be"
Kitgum, Uganda
Joined July 2011
In 1996, my dad got into a land dispute and was subsequently sued. I was 6 years old at the time. I went through 18 years of education, became an Advocate and took charge of the case. Today, Judgment In the final appeal was delivered in his favor. 😊.
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Someone asked me why I’m not a clumsy person and I sent them this photo
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Someone said "Nobody is trying to fix this country's problems anymore, everyone is trying to amass so much money so that the problems don't affect them anymore" and I felt it!.
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Unfortunately, the people who know this need at least 5 days’ notice for meetings.
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African parents are special. Was in court with my mum yesterday and she called the Judge, “My son”. 😂😂😂.
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You can see people who are not used to suffering. No Ugandan is approaching a puddle of water at that speed, however innocent it may look.
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This is like Judas Iscariot’s grandchildren posing with some of his silver coins.
Standing by the tree planted by my grandfather, General Semei Kakungulu, next to his mausoleum. Please visit Mbale city.
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The US has arrested the main opposition candidate in the upcoming general elections.
BREAKING: Donald Trump is now under arrest in New York City ahead of his arraignment in court
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Kampala traders are going to protest. Watch this space.
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You rest in power.
What happens if you wash down a sleeping pill using an energy drink?.
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How long does UMEME take to replace a transformer? The one in our neighborhood just exploded.
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So. I came back home yesterday and found my house had been broken into. The thugs made off with my TVs, laptops and tablets. but what irked me the most is that they also drunk my soda and ate my G.nuts
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What I ordered vs. What I was served. La Casita, Naguru.
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Jonah’s is literally the fishiest story but ok….
Tower of Babel story must be the fishiest story in the bible….
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UNEB has raz concern! 😂.
UCE: UNEB raises concern over use of slang during examinations
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All they have to do is remove visa requirements for Ugandans.
Japan urges its young people to drink more to boost economy
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But why didn’t they just facilitate LC1s to count people in their villages and then submit the data to UBOS?.
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The biggest game in Ugandan rugby is St. Mary’s College Kisubi vs Namilyango College.
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Watching a Bollywood movie called "RRR". Bliss for action junkies.
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Like someone said, “if our parents knew what the dating pool is like these days, they’d not be compelling us to get married”.
Giving a woman 50k after a date night is not it men, what is 50k to a woman who came wearing an outfit worth 200k, make up worth 70k, uber of 30k plus her time, all just to come meet a man who is going to send her home with 50k, men please plan well before inviting a woman out.
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Being well spoken can very easily be mistaken for being intelligent.
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When I call the police, it’ll be to tell them to come and pick a dead body.
Teacher Ssenfuna John visited the home of one of his students to engage in sexual activity, under the assumption that her parents were absent. However, he was ambushed and is yet to face the consequences for his reprehensible behavior.
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In court and Counsel is submitting but Justice Mubiru is not buying it. Counsel: “My Lord please don’t shake your head” . 😂😂😂.
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The people “stealing” money don’t pay direct taxes. They don’t even contribute to the pool that they’re stealing from. Let that sink in.
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Someone said that in Uganda, you can leave home early in the morning to go and look for a job and you come back drunk! . 😂.
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Liquidity crisis.
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BBC News - Ugandan man becomes a lawyer to win family land back
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The periodic table in Luo is going to be epic…. Chodiam, Chalfa….
LETTER: Rethink proposal to teach sciences in local languages. Read more👉🏽#MonitorUpdates.
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“Let me call you back, I’m in the middle of the road”.
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You’re trying to bring back a lost lover?.
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Scente.
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“Aaawwww thanks princess, now go and write on Mummy’s car as well”.
You bought a brand new dream car and you came home from the salon to this 👇🏽👇🏽. What would you do??.(Honest replies)
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Atte not the packaged ones, the ones they'd count for you manually.
You could be there bitter nga the only thing lacking in you is “sweet pepsi”😂
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The people of "I forgot my book in the dormitory" have grown old.
Who forgets to carry their laptop to work 🤦🏿♂️. Fuck December.
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The year is 2009 and the song “Fireflies” by Owl City has people in a chokehold. 😊.
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“How much should I put on the receipt?” - Ugandans 🇺🇬.
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“Rest in Peace” would be a good slogan for a mattress business.
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I remember during our final exams in Form 4, some guy’s mum brought him holy water from Israel to sprinkle on himself before exams. He came for evening preps and found someone had drunk it, all of it. 😅.
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Don’t peddle people’s desperation on here for clout!.
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That’s the generation of men who ruled their households with iron fists and were not emotionally expressive towards their wives and children. The solution is to be better fathers and husbands earlier in life because the chickens eventually come home to roost.
I have worked on old men in their 70+ and women in 70+.Most men in 70s I have seen coming to the hospital are always alone, forgotten and sad. Be it poor or rich, most of them are always without anyone to take care of them. The truth is men die alone and it's sad. Old women on.
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The dust on their shoes though. Did they carry the plane?.
Just landed kajansi airport from kasese flown by this two great pilots >>> very proud of the UGANDAN aviators
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Some of the most authentic people I’ve met are from Kabale.
Two friends in Kabale meet, sit on the roadside and share a pineapple, as they converse. Only in Kabale.
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It’s when we become the new adults that the dollar hits UGX. 4,000/-.
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Was thinking of buying a guard dog but I might just enroll and do the job myself.
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I can nap from 9 am to 5 pm. Don’t tempt us abeg 😅.
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I can see your mother was tasked with the unenviable burden of birthing the village idiot!.
@kinyerajordan @AngellaMumbejja Nonsense. You allowed a clout chasing Dr. to tickle your escapist stand. To help you justify why you are a weak son who dodges your responsibility to you aging parents.
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Someone said that when you’re drinking with Ugandans and you see that hand signal, run for your life!.
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Had lunch at Aleph today. Don’t know what this is called, had seen it on their IG. Just went there and showed them the photo. Tastes exactly how it looks.
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Parents really change. Mum refused me to play rugby for UCU at the EA Uni games in Kenya in 2010 because I might break another bone. She has just asked me for yellow fever vaccination centres for my lil cousin to get a card to go and play EA Uni games for UCU in Kenya. 😂.
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In my days, the cool kids used the DSTV dish magazine pages, the tough guys used cement bag wrappers.
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Learning moment!. It’s not a Bollywood Movie. It’s a Tollywood movie from South India where the Telugu language is widely spoken. Bollywood has predominantly Hindi language movies. Thank you to everyone who educated me.
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In this life, you shouldn’t end up with someone who condones your stupidity, worse still, one who joins you in it.
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“You have to assume everyone else is mad”. This is the best Kampala driving advice I’ve ever got.
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I’ve been Ugandan all my life and I don’t remember giving this to any special guests.
Fried Grasshoppers are a popular delicacy in Uganda. They are usually given to special guests and they are called Nsenene.
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Sprinkle a small circle of flour on his bonnet and put two eggs in the middle of that circle.
Am I the only one with an annoying neighbour like this? Parking like they drive a fuso truck.🤦🏾♂️ This happens at least 4 times a month
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I’m in San Francisco yamming.
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The President has rocked cornrows. The Senior lawyers must be frothing at the mouth. 😂😂😂.
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This is what I imagined the Tower of Babel looked like. Put together by a bunch of people who couldn’t understand what the other was saying.
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You become a better writer by constantly reading the works of better writers.
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It’s going to be a chaparty 😊.
Just imagine the chapus that will be served at that royal wedding…. Will be epic.
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I’m even scared my mum could slap me if she found me watching this video.
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The man is holding concerts in hell? And before you judge me, it’s Roger Mugisha who told us that he saw him there.
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I've been admitted to the prestigious @UCT_news for the 2020 LLM (Masters) in International Trade Law as a @MRF_Africa scholar. Grateful.
We are proud to announce the Class of 2020! 54 new MRF Scholars will be joining our community next year who come from diverse backgrounds and disciplines. Find out more here: #AspireToBe #MRFMoment
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We survived the era of breakdance movies, we've been through a lot in this life!.
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Nothing special here. Some of us got actual canes for getting 98% in Mathematics. 😂.
That coach shouting at a player won a treble last season, his team was leading by 2 goals and they were both scored by the player he is shouting at 😂😅😅😅😅🙌🏿
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So my mum and I took my nephew to school today. They got into a debate as to whose era has/had better South African music. The man played all his amapiano bangers but he was done for when the old woman unleashed “Peacock”. 😅.
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Are you a catholic priest?.
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There’s an actual conspiracy theory in the US that Michelle Obama is a man? 😂😂😂.
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After 8 great years, I have left @ArcadiaLaw to try a new challenge. I am grateful to the Partners for taking a chance on me when I was a rookie and I wish the firm all the best for the future.
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As a former poor person, you have to eat to your fill because you don't know when or whence the next meal will come.
Why is it that broke people eat alot?.
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*pray
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In the thick of traffic, you have people creating double lanes. I was wondering what kind of people do this…then I looked at the 2nd frame.
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How? Much in the same way you can be a graduate and believe in God. The script is similar.
How can you be a graduate and believe in witchcraft? - @kazbuk .#MonitorUpdates.
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Nothing prepares you for the pain of seeing your favorite clothes become stay at home clothes 😭😭😭.
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As a litigation lawyer, watching the submissions in South Africa's case against Israel before the International Court of Justice is like watching a Champions League game.
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To each his own, let him also go and test. Who has refused him?.
You are rushing to test the DNA of your children. Are you your father’s son?.
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Growing up, my dad used to tell me that most problems find you outside your home. The older I get, the more sense it makes and the more I can relate.
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So the little one went for a school trip today and one of the places they went to was the market. She bought me tomatoes with her snacks money. Frame 2 is where I’m at right now 😅😅😅
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For those going for the #MensConference tomorrow, here's an extract from the keynote speaker at the 1986 edition.
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Also, beware of employers who were born during the Amin era. The scarcity mentality has never left them.
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"The disappointment in Kololo was really sad. I thank my team for believing in me. The Ugandans and media houses who mocked me and made fun of me, I wanted to prove to you I'm strong and I'm the best in the world. You don't deserve me in actual sense." - Joshua Cheptegei (2020).
The World Record holder becomes Olympic champion! #UGA. Joshua Cheptegei wins the men's 5000m #Gold at @Tokyo2020!. #StrongerTogether | #Tokyo2020 | @WorldAthletics
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I’ve carried the cross for my 30+ people with this one 😂.
What’s a Gabzy?.
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This is the first generation not to be able to afford to buy/build house, even rent is a problem. Our futures were stolen from us.
Many people in their 30s will not be as rich as their parents. That's unsettling 😔.
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COVID-19 really had our parents consuming marijuana 😅.
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You write children’s books, you reason like your target audience!.
@kinyerajordan Honestly. why? Did Semei Kakungulu exist in South Africa, Rhodesia,Kenya, Tanzania and India. Semei Kakungulu was a leader of his time. but these days you have to exhibit ignorance for clicks.
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@Mr_Kisolo Man no amount of legal fees can ever bring you the kind of happiness that these small achievements bring.
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From what I’m seeing, we should never allow this Ya Levis person back into our dear Republic,.
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For you you may not manage because it is taught in English.
Kyoka I was thinking of studying Law 😂😂.
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