Eric E
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Terminally chill πΈ πΊπ¬π»π¦ πΈ @Atelier_FEA | Architecture | Product Design | Film πΈ Truth βͺοΈ Goodness βͺοΈ Beauty
Tatooine, Outer Rim.
Joined April 2018
Did the writer of Batman Begins have to make every single R'as al Ghul line quotable? Damn!.
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Babes who give you enough material to work with in a convo >>>>>>>. "How've you been?" and she replies with an essay.
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Wdym "back in the day" ???.
This was the dryer back in the day βπΏπβπΏ
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He's like those people who go to a different school for A Level and don't ever associate with their O Level school againππππ.
Robin van Persie makes a special appearance at Old Trafford π
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A muchuba realising the white stuff he took in the dressing room wasn't glucose. #ISALeague
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SafeBoda guys need to start moving with a kaveera of sweets or PK. If you don't have my change of kitaano, you give me PK.
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Blud is too funny. Mbu "I wanted to march with you guys.". Boss, it's a March AGAINST Corruption not a March WITH Corruption.
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ARUA, because its AURA spelt backwards.
What city has the coolest name?.
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"Guys failed to game the Railway mob chap because they were being nyag by lions in Tsavo".
UCE: UNEB raises concern over use of slang duringΒ examinations
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@formularacers_ He's now pushed two Canadians to the point of cursing. What a character!π.
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"We heard you live and work in Kampala, so we gave it some amphibious upgrades so you aren't stranded on rainy days."
Imagine pimp my ride in this era we living in.
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The remaining work I'm gΓ²ing to ask the client ankube mu kiboko. I'm tired!!.
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Speaking of Supa Strikas, I think I'm then only Ugandan with a copy of Issue No.1. Prove me wrong. #FlashbackFriday
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Younger siblings can be mob dramatic when asking for dime π. One time this mans calls me from campus telling me how he's starving and I promise to send him some dime in a few. Somehow I forget and he calls me a few hours later saying, "Kilabika olinze mulambo" ππππ.
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Of course no one would mistake this for Harvard. Not with those 10,000 windows.
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When walking past Wandegeya market and those ladies start telling me, "Ssebo emele w'eli".
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Club Obligato.
π¨ The club Cristiano Ronaldo will play for next is ____________
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Me when they started that mole concept jazz;
Ate what point did you drop off when they were teaching chemistry?.
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Museveni has been President for 40 fuckin years!.
you will never prosper with a nasty spirit.
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I'd kill to have a music-only device right now!.Phones come with too many distractions.
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Online Ugandans will gas you up to build oba simanyi a bowling alley, come there for the first 3 months to take some pics for the gram and go back to their bars. That's when you'll know why eyawangula siyafugga.
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Why do we, Africans, like "innovating" from first principles?! Shit's already been done. Just build onto what already exists. There's no prize for doing unnecessary hard work.
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Almost got knocked by a bicycle (maanyi ga kifuba) in town. I was going to lose like 1,000 aura points. .
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But why haven't Bafana Bafana balled in this kit yet?.I hope they're saving it for the final.
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Using this line in future when my kiddo tries to explain away their poor performance with, "But almost everyone else in the class did poorly." >>>>>.
βThe foolishness of strangers is of no concern to meβ. ~Solomon 2024.
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I'm above 23.
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ngl. Arteta and his gang deserve to win something, but Arsenal fans don't!.
This was the game I knew Γdegaard was everything a leader this team needed
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"I got hearth. " ππ
the bear winning for comedy even though i havenβt laughed not even once watching that show
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The problem is people say this online but when you get within physical proximity you just beat them luseke instead.
Institutionalize beating politicians.
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Expecting random Valentine's flowers when you didn't participate in last September's "Take a man on a date month" is wild.
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It's like that ka flower via the username is reserved for such babes only. .
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Sdp Interlude (Extended version).
Whatβs a Travis Scott song you think people are sleeping on?
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How it felt walking into your old school to collect your results slip after UCE/UACE.
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@Binge_Boy_ @CultureCrave @elmundoes Good for him then. Great director and great marketeer I'd say. At least we'll get to see him do Dune 2 if this supposed "publicity stunt" works.
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@formularacers_ πππ wasn't this the guy talking about Men's mental health the other day?.
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This is how you know the L has entered properly.
If your School does not play Rugby, kindly keep out of this Schools' Rugby BanterβΌοΈ. Let's keep in our Lanesπ€πΎ.
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@WhiskeyTempest The fact that Kendall fetched Shiv when Connor was standing right there next to her, and he didn't even think to get him too. .
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Parents at graduation parties:.In this generation, you should strive to be job creators, not job seekers. Parents when you decide to become an entrepreneur:.But why don't you get a real job?.
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Even if you earn a mil in this economy, the only way you can save 70% of it is if you stay home, pay no bills, and your parents drop and pick you from work.
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@WeAreTennis @LesPetitsAs I'm a fool. I was looking at the kid in the foreground the whole wondering. .
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Osanga the reason the President thinks young people like Kyagulanyi can't be capable leaders is because he's looked at his own son and thinks all young people are like him.
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I made a playlist with some of these jams, for those who are interested.
During this time east Africa produced the best music across Africa. How we bottled the lead i dont know
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Blud even used the old Premier League lion. Very unserious mans πππππ.
UPDATE: First son, Muhoozi Kainerugaba's MK Movement has rebranded into the Patriotic League of Uganda. #NTVNews
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@th33sh4d0w @jerooo147 @IamChanduKBC @Binge_Boy_ @CultureCrave @elmundoes This just some assumption that people have come up with. That's why I put "publicity stunt" in quotes. He was asked a question, and he gave his opinion. Why do you guys always feel like someone is out to get you?.
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Africa is like that child who has always been told they're special and have a lot of potential. The only problem is this child is now a 40 year old man who blames all his failures in life on his uncles who shared amongst themselves some of his father's property years ago. 1/2.
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Usain Bolt really had these niggas in a chokehold. Undisputed GOAT.
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@F1 @danielricciardo @RenaultF1Team Grosjean should have been driver of the day for managing to not be among the 8 DNFs.
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Coming back to life during Easter. A real Christian.
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The fact that De Gea is in contention for the golden glove while our goal difference is shite just shows how chaotic this club is ππ.
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People are fighting balding, bro. Be sensitive.
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@CanaryMugume @charlesgava_256 Same way local sports journalists discuss European sports events.
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π§ Palazzo | Spinall x Asake. We have officially entered the Asake era of Nigerian music.
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Anita Among is the closest we've ever got to a real-life Dolores Umbridge. We all know the main problem is You-Know-Who, but somehow she's the most annoying.
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@NolanAnalyst Me at the Visa application office;. Officer: "What's the purpose of your visit to the UK, sir?". Me: I need to witness this Nolan W in IMAX, as he intended.
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The last time I got nyigos was on a Pioneer Bus.
Nyigos, what a concept.
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I thought he was called Jacob?.
Jesus Christ Oulanya has gone. The nicest Speaker of Parliament Iβve ever known. Rest well young King.ππΏββοΈ.
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Me after making the slightest eye contact with an international school baddie at #ISALeague.
Hi beautiful people π€©.Get prepared for the #ISALeague kicking off at #LegendsGrounds this June. Donβt forget to turn on notifications for all the latest updates π€
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You kept your grub for kilomo and it got spoilt ππ.
My triple captain wasted.
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Creating wealth in Uganda is like owning a Patek Phillipe watch. You either get it handed down from your parents or you steal it from someone.
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