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Born again|Communications something|Photographer|Hustler with a rank of a general|Student of Life|SRHR| Associate @TransitionEarth |Member @TopBloggersUg | #GGMU
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Was somewhere today and it rained yet I had something in my hands that could freeze the moment,I had no choice 🤷🏾♂️
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This is Her excellency Kolinda Grabar-Kitarović the president of Croatia.She traveled for the world cup in the economy class like an ordinary fan,didn't watch the match from V.I.P section and she goes to the beach 😍 can I assume that I was born in a wrong country 😭😭
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Hey people, this guy has stolen laptops and phones of people who were attending a meeting at SKYZ hotel. If you see/know him please report to the nearest police station.
Circulate this widely. Thanks.
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I applied for a masters program in the U.S.A but the tuition and other fees have made me understand why there are lots of rappers and actors that side.
Also, I now respect parents who send their kids to study those countries. Y’all rich. A special eh mama.
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Are you even Ugandan if you didn't fail Wakisha Mock in senior 4 😂
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Ugandan radio stations still have voices of American artists claiming to listen to them I hear "This is Kanye West, Hi this is Britney Spears and you are tuned in to 88.2 Sanyu FM." ah ah
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Just checked our family WhatsApp group and one of our uncle’s 12 year old son was shot yesterday, 12 year child guys.🥺🥺
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Radio and Weasel real had us for 10 straight years and no one could match their speed.
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Not on stage Atleast 😭
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Nze mwantama, why are you acting like you don’t know anyone? Coming to twitter to ask for a lawyer when you’re a former AIGP shows a lot of un seriousness.
Friends on X. Our President
@KwikirizaNova
is on remand vide
#March2Paliament
. Can any lawyer here under pro bono apply for a Production Warrant for bail application? If this fails, we can hire a lawyer.
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Wama do you know a song called Wadancyanah ?
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So what is Sadio Mane to you? I keep telling people the war against racism is far from over but they don’t listen
Liverpool have now beaten every Premier League team this season ❌
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I want Ugandans to get sometime and watch deserted mansions of American celebrities YouTube. They’ll understand why you don’t need to construct such a house. The cost of maintenance in the long run can get to you. Y’all might say “nkogeza bwavu” but such a house is unnecessary.
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I don't know why rich kids judge us when we celebrate our small achievements,some of our parents couldn't buy pizza for us so if I hustle and buy it on my own let me post it on social media in peace 😂😂
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people leave me alone 😭😭
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Here is the story, Stella was in love with someone who disappointed her, then simping Harold came back desperately looking for a girl who rejected him when he was broke.
Moral of story, don’t be like Harold.
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Rain Rain Rain Go away
Let the sun come out
And all the children play
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Moral of story,never trash your former employer on social media reaching to an extent of posting email screenshots. As internet people we shall retweet but it will affect your next gig. Asanteni 👋
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Kim Kardashian has 59 million followers on Twitter and Arsenal has 13 million. Her visit to Uganda for a few days is more publicity than Arsenal having visit Rwanda on their jersey for the whole season 😂😂😂😂
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This video mashed me up, kid acted as Douglas more than Douglas. Then the Afro-mobile babe 😂😂
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I was passing by Kitante primary school and a man held my hand to help me cross the road,he thought that I am a pupil because I am short and had a huge back pack 😭😭
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Being a conductor was all fun until this guy landed on a mukiga 😂😂😂😂
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Mpa ku bagiya
Felt cute. Please don’t tell me to go to Instagram because twitter also deserves good things😆
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Kuteesa keeps yapping but his woman can’t share such picos. 😂😂
For thus far the Lord has brought us! Ebenezer. 8 beautiful years and I still have great excitement for forever.
To you my lord husband
@bertkiko
, Happy anniversary my Love, I am so honored to be serving you as your helper. Let’s do this together forever.
📸
@EddiePages
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Now how do I get ka money from these ones. You used my photo and credited some other ninja 🌚
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Maurice Kirya didn’t say anything about torture in Uganda but he only came out to defend someone who was caught with a married woman. That’s his worry ? Ugandan artists really don’t care 😂
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But how can you spend three years without a plate ?
When she noticed he had no plate in primary, she shared hers with him for three years... Now they are husband and wife. Couple shares their story...
#MyWedding
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The Retweet Currency: How Ugandan Youths are Turning into Beggars 😂😂
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Form 3 Vs Form 5
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God gives meat to the toothless
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Look at the passionate Young presidents, if Uganda had qualified our Museveni would be dozing 😭😭
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I don’t know why I used to crush on Mariam Ndagire as a kid. 😂😂
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UGANDAN PLATTERS:
5 kilograms of rice
2 pieces of meat
1 wrinkled sausage
3 poorly chopped fries and elephant Grass in the name of salads.
Price: 100k 😂
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Akatta emesse, biku, biyenje, Nkukunyi, munyeera...Sembera wano
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People think having no children is having no responsibilities, so you should give them money whenever they are in need because, “what do you spend on.”The entitlement people have is up there on the top most floor of mapeera house. 🤦🏿🤦🏿
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Ours is a 20 year challenge,I really hated cameras see how I was running away from the camera man 😭😭
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Meanwhile,if you’ve been working for the NRM I hope you know what happens in American movies when you try to leave the cartels. Or in Nigerian movies when you got ritual moneys and you want to leave a cult.
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Ofwono Opondo is posting pictures of the bridge when everybody already NOSE how it looks like
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Thank you for what? For the 15 years taken while constructing the Northern By-Pass? Temututama namwe
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I used to have that energy until we went to Pearl Of Africa Hotel to collect our payment and man dem promised to throw us out of the building from like the 7th floor. 😂😂
Did you guys even sign a contract??
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instead of using a photo of the winning team you've decided to use this,kale
So. Close.
FT: Uganda 52 - 43 Scotland
A physical match from start to finish.
#BBCNetball
#NWC2019
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We tweet among people who were in High school in 2019. You guys 😂😂
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Boda guys who park near pavements so that short girls can get off your motorcycles well may God bless you
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“ Gwe joswa, katumba bamukubidde Eyo wamwe e Kisaasi, Oli mulamu?” My old woman can be dramatic 🤦🏾♂️
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Those who have never celebrated any relationship anniversary we have a meeting on Sunday morning after church service
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Belgium team is also a United Nations one(African in particular)
Lukaku -Congo
Kompany -Congo
Dembele - Mali
Boyata - Congo
Batshuayi -Congo
Chadli- Morocco
Tielemans- Congo
Fellaini -Morocco
#FRABEL
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Fik fameica told people to put their phones up. He is a kawempe boy FYI 😂
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But when did Nelson Mandela take passport photos in Uganda 😂😂
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serial killer : oh come out boy!
Me :
Serial killer : I know you are in here
Me :
Serial killer : I live my life like a superstar,blessed are those who believe. But they need to see
Me : Eno Mic Eno Mic eno Miccccckiee
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Recently my friend(in picture with spects) and his driver just got an accident,the car over turned 3 times but surprisingly he is so ALIVE with just scratches and a minor concussion. Isn't GOD good ?
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I learnt about curfew when I started interacting with rich kids,My mum could let us loiter till night because many times there was no food at home so we could come back tired and just sleep off
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UOT showed love to Mama D during her cookathon and she has reciprocated—a queen that one.
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If you took a box of these in school you were a rich kid
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Some people are saying that Paul Owor didn’t win in Busiro because he is not a Muganda. Shamim Malende who won the Kampala Woman MP position and Nyeko Derrick who won the Makindye East seat are not Baganda. Use that information the way you want.
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2k USD is just 7 milli. I don't have it but its little money.
The fact that my 2k USD laptop has the audacity to freeze for a second irritates me so much 😠
Really can’t imagine what y’all that use cheaper laptops have to endure
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Wabula oba wanditwesonyiye? Go eat your wogos in silence.
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A voice came from above saying
"Bossico where's your bike "
Bossico:It was stoned
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🕯🕯To stop showering with a bucket and cooking from the veranda this month 🕯🕯
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My friend whether you are from Makerere or Havard unemployment will hit you like a YMCA graduate
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People who changed names to sound so cool
Kidega - Degzi
Phidaus - Phidy
Theresa - Terry
Gavamukulya - Gava😂
Buguzi - Bugy
Add yours
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Somewhere in Mbarara kids are being named Twine Burna boy, Banyenzaki Burna boy, Burna boy Asiimwe, Aine Mbabazi Burna 😂
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2000 kids won't understand the tears that we shedded when these curtains appeared on TV at a time of lack of sleep at night
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I used to complain about Kisaasi traffic jam but Entebbe is different,taxis just park and the drivers move out to chat 😂
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Tems at the Oscars.
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You can't call Kanye West useless because when you enter your house no one recognizes your presence not even the rats
So some useless guy comes to Uganda and a whole district is closed down from the public for several days. WTF
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People who pronounce coffee as Car-Fee what do you do in your free time ?
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With this
#socialmediatax
if you abuse me online,I will look for you,I will find you and I will kill you
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Instead of saying "Africell,don't be cheated" the Acholi say "Africhel,don't be seated" 😂😥😭😂
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Me: *Appears in short shorts*
My mother: “enkya jangu Nga oyambadde under panti tumanye”
🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️😂😂😂
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The Bachwezi disappeared after the death of their cow Bihogo I don't know who is going to disappear after the death of Rusiina 😂😂😂
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Madam C.E.O said she no longer reads CVs but just reviews someone's social media platforms,makes calls here and there and then employs them. UN asks for a CV and a cover letter guys. United Nations 😂
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If you are called Denis and you're vibing a girl that stays in Ntinda and you always take her for movies,she is seating next to me in a taxi and saved you as Denis movies in her contacts 😂😂
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Excuse me you boy I can't date you because I want to get a first grade this semester
#tweetlikeafresher
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In Uganda even when entering a relationship you need connections
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Girls if my mom didn't give birth to you please don't call me your brother.Incase I come proposing to you,just reject me and move on but DON'T call me a brother it hurts 😭
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