Sir. Aludah 👑
@DjAludah
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WELCOME TO MY DANCEFLOOR
Kampala, Uganda
Joined February 2011
I told him about my footballing history and he just laughed 😂😂 Told him we could have been teammates in another life 🤣🤣
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I tried to get back the ka money I invested in some Nails parlor. Councels told me I had no claim since it had been listed as a “Love gift” . Sente nenzivako nenzila ku ground. Kalz tozayo love gift!.
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One day I will walk to one of these TV stations and settle this battle nonsense.
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Today’s baala rule. Dear Ladies, even when offered, ALWAYS order what you can afford to clear. Last night some jama left 3 ladies with a bill of 2.3m 😂😂😂. I have never seen people sober up so fast😂.
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This might rattle a few egos, but Rwandan 🇷🇼 music has gone past our music 🇺🇬 on the global scene.
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Whenever a girl you are hitting on asks you for money. ask them how much and send it to your Mum instead. 👊.
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1st time I saw Alien Skin was at Cask on a Thursday. MC Kats brought him on.
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Any song that Weasel drops from now will instantly go on my playlist. I will juggle it like my career depends on it.
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I PROMISE. This here is the best thing you are gonna see on the internet TODAY! 💯🔥🙌🏾
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Dear Young Kings,. Her hair and nails are NOT your responsibilities.
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Entertainment was open for 3hours. I got 7 bookings and Boom, Closed again. Glad one had sent booking fee. 🤣🤣🤣.
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Since Kaguta has refused to even have the slightest look into opening bars. time for a new hustle. 🛵🛵
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Last night I was playing at Fame and some Jama came and told me he was tired of Ugandan Music, THAT WAS IT!! Ugandan music it was for the rest of the night. #ProudOfMySelf 😁😁😁
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DJ OF THE YEAR 2022. This man was on everyone's lips last year. He lived RENT FREE on DJ's minds because they believe he is not technical enough. We all looked forward to his Kinyanya set at Fire Boy Concert.
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I once run into @JKanyomozi at the Jomo Kenyatta Airport (Tusker Project Fame days 2013) Shy me tried to just sneak past her but she called me by name, "Aludah" I looked at her SHOCKED. Me: "Juliana, you know me?" .Her: "Come on, everyone knows Aludah".
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I have not been star struck in a while. I’m at my hotel swimming pool with f**kin French Footballing star and Ballon d'Or winner KARIM f**kin BENZIMA👀. now lets kwekaza and get a picture📸.
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Congratulations @HEBobiwine . For me this is a huge win. Thanks for giving a young man like me from a small village called Kakindo HOPE that anything is absolutely possible. Asante.
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Now there is a midfielder out there planning on justifying why they will be receiving flowers from different men. Naye!!.
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GOODMORNING ARSENAL FANS. The rest, go get your morning greetings from KasBaby 😁😁😁
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Untold Bar Rules! . Always ask the DJ, The bouncer or the waitress before shooting your shot. Oja kutomera body count etategerekeka😂😂.
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If you are dying to listen to a particular song, go to the washroom, Play it off your phone as many times as you want, then step back into the club. PROBLEM SOLVED. 😉😉😉.
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Apart from MIC YA ZIGGY DEE and SIGWE ONSIMILA. What other Ug throw back gets you into “kweswaaza” mode 👀.
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Today kindly allow me share the biggest part of my heart with twitter. My son and Daughter.👨👩👧👦.#KeepingUpWithTheAludahs
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SUPER SUPER GRATEFUL @97fmRadiocity . Lets rock up the airwaves One Last Time. #BPM #Baseline #DreamWeekend . . #GRATITUDE
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By the way, A woman who believes small things like her Hair and Nails are a man's responsibility , Oyo aba takyali Mukazi. kibeera kiku. 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩.
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STOP bringing in artists that mime their songs. Ugandans deserve more.
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That ka statement of “Ffe abakumanyi otussa enseko” oba who came up with it🤔😆.
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Happy Birthday Mutuzo. Nze silina buzibu naawe. ate nawe nkimanyi tolina buzibu nange. Amazalibwa amalungi. Break a leg! 🎉.
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Kambuuze nga faala. If the 50k is disrespectful, how come ya’ll never send it back??.
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One of the things my wife and I agreed upon is when either of us is disciplining our children, the other is not allowed to intervene. If you think your partner is a bit extreme with the punishment, speak to him/her later in the absence of the child.
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One day it will be a little too late for the government to hear the outcry of the youths. That day is soon! Act NOW!.
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There is this girl that keeps doing these small small things that have made my life peaceful and easier. I don’t know if her dad’s compound can hold a capacity of atleast 30people.
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Who is the best young talent (DJ) in the 256 at the moment and why him/her. ??.
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Have The Struggle Gatekeepers finally allowed us to now post our gigs?? 😁.
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Kale the 1st time I met Saad I begged to take a pic with him. now he is also there running after Onana for a pic. Life 😄.
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Today I post some screenshots too. Let me wait for everyone to wake up.
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I have nearly knocked down Boda guys at trafic lights a gazillion times coz the zero respect for the lights. I wanna give a special S/O to @Taxify_ug and @SafeBoda Thanks for making sure your Boda guys have respect for the trafic lights. Cc @PoliceUg
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Dear MCs, Unless you are doing some sort of story boarding(Which I have not seen with any MC in this land)… Do not talk while the dj is making a transition. Thats a VERY important(Probably the most important) ka time for a DJ and the audience.
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Every Baala owner should go to Mezo’s DJ booth and listen to the sound then do a copy and paste. Thank me later!.
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So. I just googled bullet proof cars and watched a few clips on youtube. The Arua Stones must be the Stones Alice Lakwena hoped to use.
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Dear MCs. When the DJ is making a transition. thats a perfect time for you to stop with the yelling, screaming and shout outs!! . Shut the f** up and LET HIM COOK! 😡😡😡😡.
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When I had just returned to UG in 2010 from Nairobi to pursue my DJing career, I had two places in mind I really wanted to play at. SteakOut and Club Rouge. I went to SteakOut Multiple times trying to get the boss’ attention, he always promised but would never return my calls.
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Ugandan Artists have "DJs" that aint really djs. Dude walks up to u," I'm Artist X's DJ," You are like cool, Here, Use my equipment and u basically end up giving the guy a FULL DJING CLASS SESSION coz he doesn't know how shit works. 😡😡😡.
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All kids in kindergarten are given position 1 on their report card. To whom it may concern.
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Imagine amapiano being your oldschool😂😂😂. I feel sorry for the Gen-Zs.
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I started Supporting Arsenal coz of Thierry and Co. They all all left. Left me with people like Flamini, Sanoga, Bedntner, Arteta, Bellerin etc Nkooye enaku. Let me find some joy. So. Any Chelsea fan out there willing to welcome me wth a new Chelsea Jersey. 😒.
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Someone came with a ka 20k and requested for some Naijja nga tuli mu kikadde ku Gardens. I kept the ka 20k. He is still waiting for the Naijja songs upto now 😂😂😂.
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They should also share screen shots of all the Mobile Money Messages you sent them….
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DJS will NEVER have a problem playing your song requests if you accompany them requests with this ka paper. 😜😜😜😜.#MoneyBeatsGonza
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I’m either in my “entondo” era or I just dont have the same energy as the new crop of Mcees. Why do i feel like they are just shouting throughout the set🤔. Nways, I may be the problem.
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Everytime I have an opinion about UG politics, I type it out bulungi, then delete. I'm soooo easy to find. MeatGUY is very accessible. 💯.
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Happy birthday @MaryNaturinda_ I know FOR A FACT you are having an amazing day.💯. Nice Jumper by the way🔥🔥
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Marcus has become the DJ he always wanted to be. He is now ready for the rest of the WORLD!. My job here is done!.
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Naye kids😂😂. My son opened his present and asked why the ticket ain’t business class.😂😂.
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One day I will tell the world why I decided to pick up the mic and do the Mceeing for myself.
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Man Utd fans, should the weekend come or we pose at Friday??.
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If you are planning on moving to Najjera. here is something you might wanna consider buying
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Retweet untill Brian White sees this. I want to build a Tailoring school for girls in my Village Kigumba / Jeeja Town. I need about 300m. I have the proposal ready .#BrianWhiteFoundation.
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S/O to the single mothers that don’t come here moaning for twitter sympathy. Thanks for being good mothers.
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LEGENDS . OF THE GAME. TUESDAY 08th-Oct-2024. THRONES . #BESTOFBOTHWORLDS . SIR ALUDAH X SELECTOR JAY
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Message to UGANDAN artists. "Thats the relationship we need. NOT MONEY." . Some1 tag them all.
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Why would a Ugandan artist ESPECIALLY one fronting the Save Ugandan Music campaign choose to promote a kenyan's Mowzey Radio tribute mix over mixes made by the many Ugandan djs. ??Why not pick one from a UG dj, one that works for u and promote it. Beats my understanding.
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Kati owa “That is little money, move on” yegamye enkuba ku Starbexx😂😂.
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Uncle Mo gave me a challenge, I had to make him laugh. Well, I bossed that🤣🤣
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I HAVE SEEN UGANDAN ARTISTS DISS THE DJ and BLAME THE DJ WHEN THIS HAPPENS. LEARN SOMETHING FROM THIS VIDEO. This is REAL Professionalism. #TagYourFavouriteArtist
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Mr. Ivan Kakooza (R.I.P) gave us some wild parties at Nexus lounge. I cant think of a bar owner that invested heavily in DJs like that man did. Thank you for giving djs opportunities to showcase their skills on a big stage. 🙏
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This Weekend’s Baala rule. This weekend is for tipping the washroom jama. If you find the washroom bearable drop the lad sumn sumn.
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