Miranda Fruity 🍇
@AbwooliFruity
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Digital Marketing | Human Rights | God Above All.
Kampala, Uganda
Joined February 2019
The Kabaka is Back. Thank God. 🥰🤗🥳🥳.The Queen looking lovely as always.☺️🥳
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August Photo dump 📸. Only pics taken in August.
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Dear Future Hubby,. If u happen to come back very late at home en expect me to send u back hahhaha joke's on u My Love. You coming in but u won't get a hug en kiss .I won't gv u company while u eat. En u nat usin our duvet. Those r the punishments .BUT U SLEEPING HOME.❤. WIFEY.
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Konshenz is taking this thing to another level 😂 🙌🏾.
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I remember when I used to be pulling grass in the compound at home while having those bu phone calls then one day my mum saw me en said,. “Lero omuntu arasigaza obuyansi omu compound.”. (Shall we remain with any grass in the compound?). 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣.
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“Kwata nkwongere enyama.”.
How do African parents say."I LOVE YOU"?.
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I was watching news yesterday and I learnt that Buganda Kingdom is so organised . They even have a budget where funds are allocated to different sectors . Very admirable Wow 🙌🏾.
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I shall not laugh alone please 😂😂😂 .The comment y’all the Comment 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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But why would WHATSAPP show us statuses , its own statutes I don’t get it?.😂🙌🏾.
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Just a simple retweet will go a long guys . Let’s help bring Agaba Emmanuel back home.🙏🏾
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😂😂😂😂🙌🏾🙌🏾 There’s no one like Hon. Ssegirinya bambi .
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The one thing I have done during my leave is cook 🤗😊 .Naye nga waliwo akamere kofumba nogamba Kano somebody’s son should have eaten ko riyalle amanye kyatwala mubazade kili clear 🤗🙈😉
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Boo am ready and don't you worry about lifting me like this coz we sorted.😉.😊🤗😍.
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I am tempted to wake up & watch TV rn but I am hearing my mum’s voice in my head saying, “Baitu omuntu aina amagezi akeera ha TV hhhmm gitekeho nkupakule nyenkyara ondole.”. 😂😂😢 Eh 🙌🏾.
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If you see this, retweet with a picture of you smiling. Keep it going. ☺️
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24. Post a 5-second video of yourself.
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Banange😳 See where we are headed now.😫😩😢.The crime rate’s going to shoot up. Oh God
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So do boys also get confused when choosing THE GIRL?.
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What’s the politest way to tell a client not to put you under pressure?.
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Happy birthday to My Isoken 😂, My BFF ❤️, My Partner In Crime 👩❤️💋👩 but most of all My Sister. I love you & miss you sooo much. I appreciate you everyday for always helping me out with this firstborn thing,for always coming through for me when I am stuck ,for praying for me 🙏
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Good morning Lovely People . My love for rain is unmatched but how is Omuntu wa wansi getting to work?.😢🙁😔.
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The way some married men are gonna go for “business trips” after quarantine 😂😂😂 🤦♀️.
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@uchesdrive “If I come inside & find it , you will tell me if you are a visitor in this house.” . 😂😂 the rate at which you would concentrate & find whatever it is they sent you to get. 🙌🏾.
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Dancing with your boo is fun coz you let manz touch you heneweya coz you know after all that .Its going down for riyo. 🤗😉☺️.
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I was doing some cleaning then I found a school uniform so I was asking myself why I had it then ladies & gentlemen I remembered that (😂😂 boojo Omwana wa Abwooli) sometime back I was tryna do these movie things for somebody’s son 😂🙌🏾 .Aaannhhaaa baitu wewe.
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#YouknowAnAfricanMomWhen you ask her where you should put something and she says put it on my head.
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Being Single is all fun & Games until you realize that no one has asked Oba,.“Watuse bulungi ewaka Love?”.😩.
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My Neighbor Is always doing the most for me so today I decided to make him some ka lunch. Potato Wedges .Diced Liver .😂😂.#RealHouseWivesOfOilCity 🥰
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November photo dump,let’s have it.
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@dumantando20 Aaaaaaaaawwwww My ❤️ . I keep telling people that kids can be brought up so well & they won’t forget what they are taught now look at this Princess.🙌🏾 . Someone out there will let a child behave badly & defend their actions by saying she’s just a child . Isn’t she a baby ??.
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I am not happy this gu taxi driver started the taxi before i could sit en i fell down. 😔😟.
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We are not assuming positions.If you want someone to be your girlfriend ask them.
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I think tomorrow’s for organizing the desk, drawers and remembering the passwords, isn’t it?!.
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You guys .This Amaaso Winnie ft Vinka song eh 🙌😍🤗😢.Banange .Its a master piece .Its soo soft .The lyrics are soo beautifully put together. I need to love it with somebody's son walayi.
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Somebody please recommend me a nice horror I can watch. Thanks 🙏.
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It’s 6:09am and I am at the stage Naye there are no taxiz .
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Mum after looking at my report card and we have to tell dad how i performed. Dad:Annhhhaa how many points did she get ?. Mum:Kwata Kwata gambira Daddy wawe ebizero Zero ebyo kozere.
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Late night call anybody?. I need somebari to talk me to sleep.
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Can someone please recommend any good Tatoo artist?. I am ready 🤗.
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Check in Tweet .Location 📍 Lugogo Cricket Oval with Di Gyal Dem Sugar @MwizaSophy ❤️🤗.#AdekunleGoldUG .#ClubDome .#DomeLifeDopeLife
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Now i shall sleep well after handling my craving 🤗😊😍
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Naye Banange waliyo abaana abalenzi abalungi hooo smh 🙌🏾.
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You had to be there . (But for the Rich Kids only)
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@LilNony1 @HarvardsTweet There’s is nothing as beautiful as seeing people help out a person in need. May God bless every hand that has given. And may God bless your family Sir.
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Like the saying goes “Something must kill man “ 😂.You have outdone yourself Queen. Thank you 🙏 ❤️ .It’s @AzawiOfficial ‘s facial expressions for me 😂😂 ; A big bummed woman has finished me .
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Time check late ish but this ka food must be eaten 🥰😍🤪😊😉
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😂😂😂😅😅😅😅 And also that vein on the forehead it’s very important too.
If his eyes don't become red when he's begging for sex, don't give him. He's not serious🤣.
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Real HouseWives of Oil City 🤗🥰. And I put some ka shape on my rice 😁 🥳
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The Land Lord isn’t amused at all 😂😂 eh .No motivation just silence periodt . 😂😂
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Quote this with your favourite pic you took in July, let’s roll 🔥.
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The way my baby bro is slowly showing signs of moving in with me hhhmmm .Last term it was a pair of shoes & some jeans today I am seeing other 2 pairs of shoes & shirts .I will shock this boy 😁.Where will my Boo put his things Oba balowoza Nze ngenda kubeera nabo paka 🙌🏾.
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Btw Omusajja omugabi omulabira nekukatono kaalina. Bwaba akuwaako no matter how little he has omanya even when he gets alot ajakuwaako.
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My boss’ giving me a lift Naye Bi choosing my words carefully bintwala Choka for him he wants to talk like we Day Ones 😂.
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I know it’s Cliche but a partner with whom you can have all kinds of conversations from hard to simple to Sille ones without feeling belittled,intimidated etc is a big blessing.🙏🏾.
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Ciroc Quarantine Brunch .If we don’t become Chief Chefs 👩🍳 when all this is done idk 😉😄.DM for Recipe 😂
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5. Share your top 4 pics of 2021.
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Unfortunately I haven’t yet gotten the magic kachokolo but we move . I will keep trying because that discount must be secured. Enjoy your @ClubPilsener .#ClubBeatCoin
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If I start walking now from Kitintale to Kampala Hospital how long will it take me ?.
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But I swear Downtown SMH.Some of these men just touch you inappropriately 😡 And you can’t do shyt just look on en move.No shame or respect whatsoever .Sexual harassment is real even if you are dressed decently.😡😡.
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ARSENAL ARSENAL ARSENAL . HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I CALLED YOU?. YOU HAVE STARTED.
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😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆 .Man Down.
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Thank you too AG BABY. ❤️❤️.
Thank you Uganda for showing me so much love! All my love! ❤️.
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The Baby Came. Mummy & Baby are both FINE. We thank you Lord. ❤️🫶🏾🥳.
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Obulungi bwa powder .Bwakulimba newesawo .Ngabyewesawo twafuna dda abatusanyusa .Walwawo E number bagilyawo. ,. 😂😂😂🤣 .Wait wait the winner . Decoration ye embaga siyeya christmas yiga okwawula ebintu. 😂.
Obangaina obangeyo .Obangaina obangeyo.😂😂😂😂😂😂.
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Me after small small connecting the HDMI cable to the screen. *Well Done Engineer Abwooli 🥰❤️😁.
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Who says you can’t rock that baby bump and secure that bag as well or to put it better get on that career path 🥳🥳 .This made me smile 😊 .@SeeTvUg done did it y’all .And also Lady Bux sure does look lovely.🥰☺️
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Is it necessary to use another ringtone when you own an Iphone or it has to be the TUNTU TULU TULU TULU TULU. ?.
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Staying alone is extremely cool en fun but there's a certain type of laziness you learn en its very unhealthy coz you wake en you don't wanna do anything. I'm about to be someone's son's housemate so that i take care of him.
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@digitaldidan My dad is one of the most hardworking people I know and for everything little thing he owns he has worked tooth and nail. Made lots of sacrifices my oh my .I pray God blesses me so that I bless him in a very big way .
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Oooooh olwalero nsaba mukole parking …… 🎶🎶.Love tumuwe Parking 🎶🎶🎶🎶 .Kano Koze Kano Koze Mwami wangeee …. 🎶 . Me welcoming my man back home everyday after the #WinnieNwagiFireConcert 😂😂
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I think we can all agree that cooking everyday isn’t easy.😩.
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I have failed to understand why men have Selective Blindness smh 😏.3 sentences and a brother will respond to One and the least important one.HOOWW do you guys do that?.
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So UMEME has decided to do this to me smh 🤦♀️ .I had a movie line up 😒😟 .Now how do I spend the rest of the day?.
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Ladies yall ever randomly try out guys' surnames to see which one would ryhme best with yah name like Miranda Griezman 😂😂😂,Miranda Dicaprio .Its just an example please don't argue.😂.
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😂😂😂😂 He literally went mute kubanga ka guy kamugamba nja kuyiwa ebinyo 😂😂😂 gamba chwiii.
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The way I love posho and beans .Someone better warn my future fam because they have no idea what’s gonna hit them. 😂😂.
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What’s that @IamApass song that can’t be left out while making your playlist?.For me it can’t be one coz man all his songs are 🔥🔥👌👌.Chupa ku Chupa , Dididada, Tuli kubigere Etc .#ClubBeatzAtHome
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Don’t forget to Talk To Jesus even if it’s just for a minute.
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So my neighbor never ever plays very loud music but for some reason today he is fully blasting however there are a female’s shoes outside hhhmmm henewa I think they are praying.
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But you people some girls are Extremely Beautiful My God.🙌🏾🙌🏾.
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