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6'2'' olive skin primordial ancient north eurasian phenotype | bum pushing 30 | occasionally lustful | veteran baneposter | it doesn't matter who we are

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i'm almost in my 30s. yung lean - pikachu
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i cant fucking believe it. it hit me just now.
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@twinkophrenia the term "bucket list" comes from a forgettable 2007 movie of the same name starring jack nicolson and morgan freeman. "glassing" comes from the second mission of Halo 3 in which the Prophet of Truth says "your world will be turned to glass".
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study came out saying posture may not actually affect health much at all and we've always been slouching
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@RaceplayShawty AR-15s for hogs are chambered in .300 BLK or 7.62x39 tho
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@Newposter2 late 1800s autistic guys died this way
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@_9cloudy leon scott kennedy
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reviewbrah with his hair down
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@Kalazane @springbris he's an actual fraud who's never been actually measured
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@khybermachina
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@C_hoffmanni the guys with finasteride beards, oakleys, and tight shirts will never look as cool and photogenic as a lanky mac-v sog operator, a 5'2" italian-american tunnel rat, and a delta force operator doing security detail
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@JFrankensteiner they understood eachother like how tekken characters speaking their native languages understand eachother
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@JoanJSchmidt millions of irish have died due to british occupation, and palestinians show continued solidarity in return to the irish whenever the irish stick their neck out in crucial EU decisions for palestine
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@H1TWOM4N "wat do". this dude is so old my god
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@springbris @Kalazane i come to report that there's a video of him jerking off and it's 8 inches hard at most. that man is a LIAR!
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@PlasticKatLove making shit up and getting mad about it
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@TequilaMan89 @fyridk are you like 9 and just found out about filthy frank
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@White_Janissary thinking about the Poles who still had Warsaw Pact era stuff in their inventory that were just barely compatible with NATO standardization.
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@ParagonDeku demonology is just making OCs
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@Trace_Archon @LavenderGhast @madlad_l red letter media would make fun of "epic nerd" lootcrate podcasters when they were less common, and the wave of younger millennial nerd podcasters would not stop and they were living up to the caricature that red letter media made of them
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@jdy2k famous champion of civil rights: joe biden
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@grovymango these are just old tumblr users
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@Pogjima @dyingscribe canada will suggest medical-administered suicide as an option for any ailment
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@MEASURED_HEAD girls who play valorant
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@tadproletarian comrade peter somehow got iranians and iraqis to come to the same pool party
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@goatloafer Le Sapeurs are very interesting because there's "rival" branches. lively, or brooding, or just classic, there's a group you hang around because you are attracted to the particular style.
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@crustyleper genre-defining, slowburn, jumpscare-free gem.
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@lowgradef i send her 3 laughing emojis, wait for a few minutes and then send her this saying "us?"
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@Kierchex @Sidera__ yeah by like a week haha
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@auswalian ill give him the pass
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@parasolstand @DisneyD23 this is what woke disney doesnt want u to kno
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@bambooney jeremy renner but with the health bar spine thing from dead space
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@dadbodsociety what is it with these nearly 40 year-old guntubers with their dead memes
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@redshibe_ OMG ITS REAL
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@GypsyZeek @BirdRespecter then u die due the lack of crumple zones
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@GunnerDobbins i love that Bombadil is the manifestation of "purity" in the story and it makes it funny that he doesn't care, so it just means there's effectively no pure "good" in the world. he is only uncorruptable via extreme apathy.
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he also had a suicide fetish. the entire thing was an elaborate sex act.
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Mishima spent a lot of time getting in shape beforehand because he “didn’t want a bunch of blubber spilling out,” when he cut himself open.
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@squgmunger i love how i see this screenshot at the end of the year for the past couple years
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@LukeOnDemandYT erm what the deuce
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reviewbrah with his hair down
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@nise_yoshimi they shouldnt siege tel-aviv, they should just take it
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@kayabunni he literally hates Rei fans because they liked her for her timidness and not because she stopped being that and grew as her own person rather than a project by gendo ikari.
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@HOSTAGEKILLER zyzz was eating trenbolone sandwiches when his heart exploded in a thai sauna when he went to get more gear
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@Itpavlo @dadbodsociety 1.) rhodieboos are very annoying boomers that destroyed the FAL market or they're 15 year-old larpers 2.) these guys are shills for Leviathan Group 3.) shit memes 4.) these guys "love rhodesian history" but never get into the specifics of rhodesia for a reason
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@Java_jigga it is in fact petty bourgeois to have more than 20-30 minutes worth of sex
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@phreakfather @hyptiot it literally is tho
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@AzumangaPanels me when chiyo tell me to do something
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@Anthrax_In_UK economic loss by states, not by private entities or persons like king leopold ii.
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@Fredward3948576 average glacier cherry drinker
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@C_hoffmanni @Hezbolsonaro self MK ULTRA-ing yourself to draft dodge is badass
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@Thermobaric_ me adopting russian emr after people are picking up m81 woodland and flecktarn
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@TequilaMan89 @fyridk heres the thing you didnt account for, jack the holocaust sucked balls, but 9/11 on the other hand
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@dyingscribe rare russianbadger meme
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@Newposter2 i'd go: "yeah. remember that video of some guy in syria who got his face blown off by a tank and still lived for a few minutes?"
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@honilatte_ @mrwtffacts richer in experience. never changed who he was. a humble man does not need anything more.
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@PERCMODER wheres lyles iconic one eye
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@3mericanj0hnson coworker communist memes
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@funnierhandle Karl Marx:
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being a rhodesian zionist living in south africa is stacking up some crazy apartheid stats
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@Newposter2 i remember when he malded over a halo youtuber and old school doom fan that depicted him as a soyboy
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@dasuperbackup maybe that was a very offputting thing in the first place and no one knows "left twitter lore" because i sure as hell don't recall a necrophilia brigade
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@ABOLISHGIRLBOSS serious un-person-ing language said with a tone of voice that raises rent
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@Allofexistence @CptMuchoTexto the mongol empire fell because genghis khan banned homosexuality
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@femterror new libowning meþod dropped
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/tv/ dubs bane
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QRT with your favorite Baneposting meme. It's time for the fire to rise, big guys
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@meatrub1290 @slytherinus they're both talking about attainability and referring to steroid use in hollywood. pattinson clarified that he'd workout but he wasn't gonna get on bane venom shit. mescal said he's gonna do whatever feels like fits the character, he could get heavier for all we know.
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@CKlmfao @ShitpostGate introduced half a century ago, the F-15 is still the undisputed best fighter jet to this day, and boeing has the capability of perpetually upgrading it and extend its service life to over a century. it dominated in the gulf war against MIGs. 104 air-to-air kills, 0 shot down.
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@satansoft6 @NoYosiii @DatChaosGuy i feel like "the woke mob" is in your vocabulary
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@Allofexistence @CptMuchoTexto bro, romans men made eachother throw up on their penises to get their rocks off.
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@meatrub1290 @slytherinus not really. pattinson worked out for an attainably wide shoulders and thicker legs, instead of super juiced dwayne "the rock" johnson physique.
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@APunishedBill he was literally nicknamed wagner (after the composer) for how antisemitic he was
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@berserksouls dark souls 1 has like 2 good boss fights base game. gwyn, and ornstein and smough.
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@pundasdad @NEETOCRACY that was said by Kevin Strom, a pedophile nazi.
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i like reading about WW1 dogfights because these guys had, justifiably, very high egos. everyone from children reading the paper, to old princes paid close attention. air combat was "aristocratic", like a sport between gentleman, all from different backgrounds.
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Ww1 fighter pilots are easily the most understandable type of military psycho. They were fighting wars with muskets last week and now you want me to shoot guys out of the sky. I would become the joker too.
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@DiabolicalSpuds laugh all you want but he's him
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@mushi_s_dog @Hellcat31153814 pretty sure clubs, maces, and axes were effective against the spaniards because blunt and broad weapons like that were historically used to break armor, especially against the spanish, who were lightly armored due to how hot it is in south america
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@_GASLIGHTER @Bobby_Bobsson @jkass99 paper tigers love showing off cool junk from decades past. it's like a museum on wheels.
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@TequilaMan89 @fyridk are you cancelling me for my opinion? i dont wanna join your hivemind!!! i guess you just hate nuance
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@ContraPoints his legacy is supporting the bombing of gaza.
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@JoeLongBalls me beaming the racist lion king song in retaliation
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@wutingzy @blogger_chap @lennybendavid you don't even know who killed him lol. scroll down on that same article.
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@twomad fall off so bad i hear the white youtubers editing a video essay rn. a little weight loss got you feeling yourself and now no interacting with your shit haha.
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@DocStrangelove2 >ceramics is this the fabled glock 7? which costs more than what i make in a month?
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@muke10101 just start posting this
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@bastecryptid @yaggydobop @BasisOfCulture >"unironically probably" >use of "unironically" entails that it's an apparent fact >"probably" negates it >tries to exude confidence >actually admits to being unsure lol
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uKKKrainians if being annoying was a job
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i see a cool artist they have “rus/eng” in their bio
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@KvoxTweets @opinonhaver the easiest answer is that he got a call about his family
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@CokeKrenar who is that tho
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