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@twinkophrenia
the term "bucket list" comes from a forgettable 2007 movie of the same name starring jack nicolson and morgan freeman. "glassing" comes from the second mission of Halo 3 in which the Prophet of Truth says "your world will be turned to glass".
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study came out saying posture may not actually affect health much at all and we've always been slouching
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@C_hoffmanni
the guys with finasteride beards, oakleys, and tight shirts will never look as cool and photogenic as a lanky mac-v sog operator, a 5'2" italian-american tunnel rat, and a delta force operator doing security detail
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@JFrankensteiner
they understood eachother like how tekken characters speaking their native languages understand eachother
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@JoanJSchmidt
millions of irish have died due to british occupation, and palestinians show continued solidarity in return to the irish whenever the irish stick their neck out in crucial EU decisions for palestine
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@springbris
@Kalazane
i come to report that there's a video of him jerking off and it's 8 inches hard at most. that man is a LIAR!
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@White_Janissary
thinking about the Poles who still had Warsaw Pact era stuff in their inventory that were just barely compatible with NATO standardization.
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@Trace_Archon
@LavenderGhast
@madlad_l
red letter media would make fun of "epic nerd" lootcrate podcasters when they were less common, and the wave of younger millennial nerd podcasters would not stop and they were living up to the caricature that red letter media made of them
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@Pogjima
@dyingscribe
canada will suggest medical-administered suicide as an option for any ailment
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@tadproletarian
comrade peter somehow got iranians and iraqis to come to the same pool party
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@goatloafer
Le Sapeurs are very interesting because there's "rival" branches. lively, or brooding, or just classic, there's a group you hang around because you are attracted to the particular style.
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@lowgradef
i send her 3 laughing emojis, wait for a few minutes and then send her this saying "us?"
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@GunnerDobbins
i love that Bombadil is the manifestation of "purity" in the story and it makes it funny that he doesn't care, so it just means there's effectively no pure "good" in the world. he is only uncorruptable via extreme apathy.
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he also had a suicide fetish. the entire thing was an elaborate sex act.
Mishima spent a lot of time getting in shape beforehand because he “didn’t want a bunch of blubber spilling out,” when he cut himself open.
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@squgmunger
i love how i see this screenshot at the end of the year for the past couple years
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@kayabunni
he literally hates Rei fans because they liked her for her timidness and not because she stopped being that and grew as her own person rather than a project by gendo ikari.
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@HOSTAGEKILLER
zyzz was eating trenbolone sandwiches when his heart exploded in a thai sauna when he went to get more gear
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@Itpavlo
@dadbodsociety
1.) rhodieboos are very annoying boomers that destroyed the FAL market or they're 15 year-old larpers
2.) these guys are shills for Leviathan Group
3.) shit memes
4.) these guys "love rhodesian history" but never get into the specifics of rhodesia for a reason
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@Anthrax_In_UK
economic loss by states, not by private entities or persons like king leopold ii.
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@Thermobaric_
me adopting russian emr after people are picking up m81 woodland and flecktarn
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@TequilaMan89
@fyridk
heres the thing you didnt account for, jack
the holocaust sucked balls, but 9/11 on the other hand
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@Newposter2
i'd go: "yeah. remember that video of some guy in syria who got his face blown off by a tank and still lived for a few minutes?"
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@honilatte_
@mrwtffacts
richer in experience. never changed who he was. a humble man does not need anything more.
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being a rhodesian zionist living in south africa is stacking up some crazy apartheid stats
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@Newposter2
i remember when he malded over a halo youtuber and old school doom fan that depicted him as a soyboy
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@dasuperbackup
maybe that was a very offputting thing in the first place and no one knows "left twitter lore" because i sure as hell don't recall a necrophilia brigade
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@Allofexistence
@CptMuchoTexto
the mongol empire fell because genghis khan banned homosexuality
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/tv/ dubs bane
QRT with your favorite Baneposting meme.
It's time for the fire to rise, big guys
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@meatrub1290
@slytherinus
they're both talking about attainability and referring to steroid use in hollywood. pattinson clarified that he'd workout but he wasn't gonna get on bane venom shit. mescal said he's gonna do whatever feels like fits the character, he could get heavier for all we know.
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@CKlmfao
@ShitpostGate
introduced half a century ago, the F-15 is still the undisputed best fighter jet to this day, and boeing has the capability of perpetually upgrading it and extend its service life to over a century. it dominated in the gulf war against MIGs. 104 air-to-air kills, 0 shot down.
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@Allofexistence
@CptMuchoTexto
bro, romans men made eachother throw up on their penises to get their rocks off.
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@meatrub1290
@slytherinus
not really. pattinson worked out for an attainably wide shoulders and thicker legs, instead of super juiced dwayne "the rock" johnson physique.
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@APunishedBill
he was literally nicknamed wagner (after the composer) for how antisemitic he was
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@berserksouls
dark souls 1 has like 2 good boss fights base game. gwyn, and ornstein and smough.
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i like reading about WW1 dogfights because these guys had, justifiably, very high egos. everyone from children reading the paper, to old princes paid close attention. air combat was "aristocratic", like a sport between gentleman, all from different backgrounds.
Ww1 fighter pilots are easily the most understandable type of military psycho. They were fighting wars with muskets last week and now you want me to shoot guys out of the sky. I would become the joker too.
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@Hellcat31153814
pretty sure clubs, maces, and axes were effective against the spaniards because blunt and broad weapons like that were historically used to break armor, especially against the spanish, who were lightly armored due to how hot it is in south america
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@_GASLIGHTER
@Bobby_Bobsson
@jkass99
paper tigers love showing off cool junk from decades past. it's like a museum on wheels.
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@TequilaMan89
@fyridk
are you cancelling me for my opinion? i dont wanna join your hivemind!!! i guess you just hate nuance
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@wutingzy
@blogger_chap
@lennybendavid
you don't even know who killed him lol. scroll down on that same article.
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@twomad
fall off so bad i hear the white youtubers editing a video essay rn. a little weight loss got you feeling yourself and now no interacting with your shit haha.
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@DocStrangelove2
>ceramics
is this the fabled glock 7? which costs more than what i make in a month?
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@bastecryptid
@yaggydobop
@BasisOfCulture
>"unironically probably"
>use of "unironically" entails that it's an apparent fact
>"probably" negates it
>tries to exude confidence
>actually admits to being unsure
lol
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uKKKrainians if being annoying was a job
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