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✵ last of the dollscendants, maker of games, herald of entropy ✵ making DECKROMANCY wizard skate game ✵

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katja
5 months
✨ Sort-Of Emergency Commissions! ✨ I'm low on funds this month due to a lot of costs hitting at once, so I'm opening a few slots for 3D model commissions! Prices: - 3D model in static pose - $80 - 3D model w/ idle animation - $100 DM me for info, pls boost if you can!
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1 year
every time im having a panic attack i pull up this picture on my phone and it calms me down . he looks so serene and well looked after
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5 months
meeting trans people in the UK is kind of a nightmare. you'll meet someone and within an hour they'll have told you horror stories about 10 different people you should avoid like your life depends on it, then their best friend / plug / owner Racist Lucy will show up
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11 months
she looks like every transfemme with 3+ partners tagged in their bio
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11 months
holy fuck get cillian murphy on hrt RIGHT NOW
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7 months
every year kojima hangs out with a new celebrity and he's like "this guy is my biggest inspiration. I felt like we've been friends since childhood even before we met. his mind is the most beautiful thing I've seen" I think he's BPD
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3 years
ever wonder what happened to sammyclassicsonicfan? this is him now
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3 years
The age of consent should not be lowered
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Smash Bros opinions that would get you surrounded like this
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1 year
I have almost perfected my method of saying no to sex without making trans girls spiral into an "I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry" loop
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2 years
God did not give u the gift of unspeakably sensitive nipples and child-bearing hips just so u could boymode
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1 year
girls who are scared they're doing something wrong all the time deserve a girl to tell them the objectively correct thing to do
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2 years
2.5 years hrt ♥️ wouldn't have ever thought the changes would be this... fast 🦔💙
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11 months
girl who spends an hour putting her hands in your mouth and triggering your gag reflex for fun
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2 years
"penised individual" I WISH I was getting penised right now
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1 year
BREAKING NEWS: "im sorry im sorry im sorry" said in same cadence as "get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant" by transfemme
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4 years
new shirt idea
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3 years
bryan lee omalley ass fit
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katja
1 year
everyone worrying for reviewbrah: he's fine! this picture was from a while ago where he fell whilst doing some home renovations. he had to go to hospital but he was fine, and is still fine to this day!
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1 year
every time I get a popular post it makes me panic a little. the only thing that could calm me down more than this picture is if you were to buy me a pizza or perhaps a five guys burger
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katja
1 year
Becky got arrested but at least she got a cool mugshot out of it
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katja
4 months
@pixeltroid1 @zipplet Yes. This is what bugfixing and QA are for. If someone has identified a bug with your game (especially one that causes crashes), and you refuse to fix it - that's a broken game.
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5 months
she's not actually racist!! we just call her that because she had a /pol/ phase that's still ongoing and she has pretty outspoken views on critical race theory that stems from her bad bwainworms. one time on an mcat binge we had to physically stop her from stalking someone
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katja
10 months
t4t flirting is warming their pyjamas in the dryer every night before bed and letting them have the side of the bed facing the wall
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10 months
t4t flirting is like: I love you I love you I love you I love you I would do anything for you miss *kicks you* stupid mutt *kicks you* stupid mutt *kicks you* stupid mutt *kicks you* why are you so stupid
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1 year
@_robindog_ THE KATIE SYSTEM K - Kindly inform them "maybe not right now?" A - Allude to a difficult sexual history and things you're getting over right now T - Tell them it's nothing to do with them, and you feel very comfortable with them I - Immediately suggest something else to do
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3 years
I've had a lot of trans girls ask me how I do my makeup, (not like that's gone to my head or anything 🥴) so I thought I'd make a thread about my routine and some tips and tricks I've picked up along the way. I'm by no means an authority on this, but this is what I do for myself.
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11 months
retweeting porn on main so I can keep tabs on who likes every post. I have an excel spreadsheet of every mutual with confirmed, likely, and possible fetishes
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katja
1 year
move over, keith stack! this girl's got a pen that works on her phone!
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2 years
witch who makes the big soup
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2 years
love this woman sm
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2 years
sometimes This Shit Just Works
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1 year
Thread: How Overwatch heroes would react to you having a dysphoric breakdown in the bathroom at a house party
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1 year
@_robindog_ E - Enjoy the rest of your evening with the girl who wanted to jump to fifth base the second you met
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4 months
this is the butchest girl twitter can handle before y'all start getting scared
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katja
4 years
reading this like the american psycho business card scene
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8 months
hot tip for dog girls: sending someone a horny twitter post and pouting at them and sulking until they do it to you is far less effective than saying what you want. I promise they don't "get you better than anyone else" they just encourage your fearful-avoidant behaviours
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1 year
ignore my penis. Fit check
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9 months
you know there's absolutely nothing stopping you from buying a crt computer monitor, rethemeing your OS to look like windows XP, and inviting a friend over so you can sit and google "anime emo girls kissing" right? you can do that it's ok to do that
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2 years
oooh im so scary. are u scared yet. are u terrified
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katja
8 months
tearing up a bit over this . I hope Greg had a good birthday
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4 months
Odd creature
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2 years
Becca just filmed herself smacking my ass and she immediately pulled it up and started jerking off to it
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3 years
times have changed, I may have peaked at 15 but at least I learned some manners
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3 years
thoughts on floofy hair though
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3 years
*mario selling fruit at the market* did you want a dat pear or despair
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3 years
completely candid
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@oncloud_e getting you to hold still for a second so I can use it as a mirror and touch up my makeup
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3 years
visiting the dog shelter and going up to traumatised dogs that are afraid of men to see if they think I pass
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3 years
hair down or up?
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3 years
I probably wouldn't be a fan if someone did that to me too ngl
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katja
11 months
🔞 Miss Lauren 🔞 24 - ♀️🏳️‍⚧️ - Polyam & Partnered - HARD KINK TW - Monsterfucker & Brood Mother
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3 years
help a girl pay her bills and buy my booba ×
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2 months
first time I read this I thought the therapist was an extremely well-spoken toddler
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Bless my therapist’s heart.
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4 years
imagine the cute little moans and squeaks pre hair transplant elon musk would make as you pegged him and mercilessly bullied his prostate, imagine his little cock leaking all over the sheets as his legs trembled and his petite little body spasmed and squirmed
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3 years
chuck sneeder and the seed feeders
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5 months
@vomitex I have actively witnessed some girl drunkenly nuzzling up against a Racist Lucy and saying "you're hot enough to get away with it" I hate this shit
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katja
1 year
already kinda missing the brown hair tbh :c
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3 years
2019 // 2021 makeup saved my life
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11 months
you ever just
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1 year
Girl who wants horrible things to happen to her
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katja
4 years
tag your followers to totally femboy them
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4 years
me showing my mum my tl and explaining what a femboy is
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3 years
He is single handedly responsible for ruining an entire generation of Men
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4 months
I'm generally well known as the biggest hater of all time but all the qrts like "omg can the next trend for trans girls be pot plant and yoga?" are so embarrassing . can the next trend be having fun or doing something better with your time than using this website
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let’s see how upset twitter gets at this one
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2 years
good morning
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9 months
I think a lot of people are going to be caught off guard by this being a full-length series w/ slower pacing and quieter moments, rather than a 90 minute movie where every line is infinitely quotable
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GamesCage - Hype Guy
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The animation for Scott Pilgrim looks FIRE. But something feels….off? Idk how to explain it LOL? Idk if it’s lack of music in the house scene with Wallace or if it’s like the voice acting and associating them with their IRL look 😭
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katja
3 years
ඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞ
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3 years
you know I had to do it to em
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3 years
giving footjobs under the table at pizza hut
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3 years
happy pride! 🇮🇹
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3 years
tune in
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2 years
you've got no excuse anymore. sit your ass down and learn
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2 years
the way to a trans girl's heart is by asking to see the porn she has saved on her phone and pointing to each one and asking "want to recreate that together?"
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3 years
your queen is in five guy burger
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3 years
fun fact: if you receive an anti social behaviour order (or "ASBO") here in the UK, the government forcefully prescribes you a lifetime of testosterone-inhibiting drugs, the full effects of which can be seen here - football hooligans beware!
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3 years
I want him
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✝️
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4 years
pc gaming will never have the same feel / vibe as console gaming and will never feel as comfy
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3 years
so, kink at pride? y/n
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10 months
cheesed to meet you :)
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10 months
got a cute new top
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1 year
silly mode
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3 years
stupid dog!!!!!! im fuckin ballin!!!!!!!!
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3 years
this is what United Kingdom Government Census Survey will look like in 2025
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1 year
go on then
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4 years
bringing this back tag urself
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3 years
your femboi boislut cat maid is here to serve, master~! :3 *MY BOMB COLLAR BEGINS TO BEEP RAPIDLY*
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3 years
this hot green bitch had me travel 2 hours to see her in the middle of nowhere!!!
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1 year
anyway
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