The Diddler
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Gold Standard Procrastinator • Gate Friend • He/Him • Switch friend code: SW-5827-2204-7021
Under this microfibre blanket
Joined October 2011
Mine called me today to ask why I’m unemployed and how I’m surviving. He wraps up by telling me all he can do is wish me good luck. He owns a law firm.
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What a gyal UNGRATEFUL. Imagine.
Somebody explain to me why this man just brought me 700 slices of plantain
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Idk I feel like he should be arrested.
Noah Lyles was able to win bronze while having covid and asthma… props to him 👏
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@OluwatobiOtun Lovely and well written but here’s where you’re wrong on every avenue. I’ve already had that conversation with my father. He doesn’t care. He wants me to do what he wants and that’s it. Entitled? That’s a strong assumption when I’d actually prefer he leave me be. I don’t want.
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One stream of income that covers all you need in life>>>>>>>>>>>>>.
Multiple streams of income >>>>>>.
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Him a tek time walk.
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@RissaRoyal When I tell you I was TUNED IN!!!! Overexposed? Iconic. Really B Really? Legendaric.
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Always reminds me how the first time I took a jutc I bawl out bus stop … someone immediately touch my hand and told me there was a button. I shame suh til.
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@SogeKingu2000 I see. Thanks for explaining exactly HOW you’re misogynistic. Also what problem am I solving exactly?.
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Thought this was a mixed drink 😭.
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Why me cyah stop laugh 😂😂😂😂. What are these online classes?
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Enunciate then.
Being misunderstood is exhausting as fuck.
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You hit 27 and realised there is something below rock bottom.
does it get better at 25.
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Well there’s: .•those who know.•those who don’t know.•those who think they know but don’t know that they don’t know.
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@__arike_adey Oh I’m good. I was just complaining a lil. Idk what all this hullabaloo is for.
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A tired johncrow.
15. Are you an early bird or a night owl?.
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… yeah get her out of office immediately.
Education Minister Dr Dana Morris Dixon has declared that the Church has a critical role to play in children’s development into functional members of society, including during their formative school years. Read more: #GLNRToday
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Three reasons why you shouldn’t go to the Caribbean:. 1. We have COVID cases. 2. It’s partially your fault. 3. We don’t want you here.
Three reasons why should you go to the Caribbean right now: . 1. It’s warmer than the UK . 2. It’s not raining. 3. It’s warmer than the UK.
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The villain // the villain but wet
Corporate Communications Manager at the National Water Commission, NWC, Andrew Canon is admitting that the State-owned utility is also charging its paying customers for water it produces that’s stolen by others.
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I want to hear the chicken’s side.
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Imagine minding your business and someone come haul yuh outta yuh house and tie yuh up because dem wah come relax inna ur house.
Imagine going to the river to escape these scorching temperatures only to run up ina this. 🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊. Location: Salt River
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@OluwatobiOtun Anything from him. And lastly I feel like calling abusive people out on abusive behaviour is very justifiable. You know merely a smidge of the full picture.
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Do you plan ahead and build necessary infrastructure to facilitate recurring water shortages? 🤔.
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Never forget
This is the Dark Time, My Love.
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Now hold on. one of these is not like the others.
Forget your zodiac sign, tell me which monopoly piece you play.
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Yeah I’ve taken a taxi before.
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@ThomasSanders yelling “I’m tired!!!” to transform into a magical boy has got to be the biggest mood ever.
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“My sun don’t rise and my day don’t start until I hear from you. Until then everything was darkness”. Easy fix.
Good morning! Before you look me, this is what you have to look forward to.
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Hey remember when our govt greenlit the removal of several mangroves for the building of YET ANOTHER hotel?.
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The music choice, the monologue, the ACTING, THE PLOT TWIST!!!! Best short film of the year. Run the awards.
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And every belly get rupture.
Cocky go innuh your structure or whatever Koffee saying.
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@sandraleesbian Can we talk about the fact that under those dresses they got tights and stripper heels on?!?! They didn’t come to play.
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I got my BA in Entertainment and Cultural Enterprise Management on Independence Day August 6th, 2020. POETIC!!!!!!.
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I can’t believe you missed the opportunity to say “just shoot me”.
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Me: I need to save money. Me: *gets money*. Car: RUKUTUKUTUKUKU.
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There is a crab scaling my house??? For reference I live on a hill
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What if existing worms are just girlfriends that asked their boyfriends the question?.
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Suh even hurricane can dweet and me jus deh yah.
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Relax. I would relax. My passion is to just take a fucking break and not have to worry about surviving yet another day in this goddamn plane of existence.
If you were to follow your passion, money not an option, what would you do?.
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@OfficiallyApril It’s one of the oldest in the country and regularly takes on very large cases 🙃.
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Calling all weebs!!! This is not a drill … I repeat: this is not a drill
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Here once again to say it’s wild that such a cold ass line came from Narnia
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I see a lot of people saying there should be bins and while I agree let’s not forget that most people at palisados DROVE there and could easily hold their trash til they got to a bin. Dem jus fuckin nasty.
The rocks by Palisados are now infested with Cockroaches and Rats because people keep littering and leaving their KFC and other food stuff when they eat here. Nasty set.
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@RibberiTerbberi I’m unemployed because I haven’t been hired? No I don’t want him to offer me a job. I’d just like to not be harassed especially if you’re not going to offer viable suggestions along with your narrow minded criticism to then offer “good luck”. Frankly I’d rather be left alone.
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Eating surrounded by fish? Nuh such hope road restaurant this?.
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Wow … maybe homegirl was right. At least dem did have life.
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“I want you to BE pleasant; not have a pleasant life”.
Prime Minster Andrew Holness is urging public sector workers not to use low salaries as an excuse to offer poor customer service to the public. Also, he says there needs to be an honest discussion around productivity among government workers.
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I’ve heard this before and it’s always such a cheap excuse because Jamaican actors are trained to enunciate for clarity so even the most raw forms of patois are heard clearly. They never tried looking because they didn’t want to.
I think a jamaican celebrity spoke on this once (don't wanna misquote anyone so I won't say who). But the film people fear it they get someone with the authentic accent, most viewers won't be able to understand.
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Gender neutral bathrooms are funny to me cuz y’all ain’t never gone somewhere and they just have … Bathroom?????.
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Because government workers need their sleep too.
Why patty shop nuh open past 8?.
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Kingstonians:.
Keep yuh good morning. Me good over here.
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Man saw the news in Jamaica and said “okay here’s what NOT to do”.
Kenya's President William Ruto has increased the salaries of civil servants. Teachers, Police officers, military officers and other civil officers will all benefit from this. He rejected a proposal to increase the salaries of Senior Government Officials, saying that can wait.
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Job description . Salary: Attractive . WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!?!?! Give me the number!!!.
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Jamaican taxi drivers drive like you got in the car and told them to follow someone.
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You look like the neighbour boy weh the protagonist nuh wah deh wid but she guh mix up herself inna trouble and a you same one help her out of it like you always do cuz u love her long time but you nah tell her cuz she gone uppa di university and you did haffi work cuz pops did-.
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Until someone is in my DMs saying this with their chest it’s a lie.
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chilitos a uptown dog food.
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@eternalhealthhh And you must be dating him because there’s no other way you’re riding his dick this much for free.
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Btw here’s the official pic. BA in Entertainment and Cultural Enterprise Management
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Doctor cyah get a raise cuz there’s no money. Teachers can’t get a raise cuz there’s no money but this can happen? Lmaooo and people defend dem to hell and back ennuh. Jah.
NEWS: Government reveals new salaries for members of the political directorate. PM's basic pay moving from $9.2m to $28.6m; cabinet minister $6.9m to $22.9 - April 2024. Finance Minister @NigelClarkeJa made the disclosure, along with historical context, in the House Tuesday.
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Ppl my age earning 500k - 1mil a month and mi nuh reach 150? Lmao depression at my gate like
I hope that people seeing the anonymous salaries and ages aren’t comparing themselves.
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Am I the only one imagining someone running backwards with the camera?.
So we went to the happiest place on earth and couldn’t help ourselves 😂💜
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I’d love to know what can be saved from minimum wage.
Jamaican minimum wage earners are especially being encouraged to save for retirement so as not to fall into old-age poverty. Read more: (📷: Kenyon Hemans) #GLNRToday
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