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Alright I made the burner. Dm me if you want it
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This is killing me. People have always been dramatic af
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What a gyal UNGRATEFUL. Imagine
Somebody explain to me why this man just brought me 700 slices of plantain
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One stream of income that covers all you need in life>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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Him a tek time walk
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@RissaRoyal
When I tell you I was TUNED IN!!!! Overexposed? Iconic. Really B Really? Legendaric.
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Thought this was a mixed drink 😭
Left a CANDLE in my car and this was the result okay? Okay
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Why me cyah stop laugh 😂😂😂😂. What are these online classes?
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Enunciate then
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Well there’s:
•those who know
•those who don’t know
•those who think they know but don’t know that they don’t know
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You can tell it’s Jamaican because there’s no numbah two
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A tired johncrow
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Three reasons why you shouldn’t go to the Caribbean:
1. We have COVID cases.
2. It’s partially your fault.
3. We don’t want you here.
Three reasons why should you go to the Caribbean right now:
1. It’s warmer than the UK
2. It’s not raining
3. It’s warmer than the UK
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The villain // the villain but wet
Corporate Communications Manager at the National Water Commission, NWC, Andrew Canon is admitting that the State-owned utility is also charging its paying customers for water it produces that’s stolen by others.
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I want to hear the chicken’s side
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Imagine minding your business and someone come haul yuh outta yuh house and tie yuh up because dem wah come relax inna ur house
Imagine going to the river to escape these scorching temperatures only to run up ina this....🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊
Location: Salt River
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But do I have 19 job offers???? No. So what good is this?
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Do you plan ahead and build necessary infrastructure to facilitate recurring water shortages? 🤔
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Never forget
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Now hold on... one of these is not like the others
Forget your zodiac sign, tell me which monopoly piece you play.
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Yeah I’ve taken a taxi before
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@ThomasSanders
yelling “I’m tired!!!” to transform into a magical boy has got to be the biggest mood ever
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The music choice, the monologue, the ACTING, THE PLOT TWIST!!!! Best short film of the year. Run the awards
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And every belly get rupture
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@sandraleesbian
Can we talk about the fact that under those dresses they got tights and stripper heels on?!?! They didn’t come to play
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I got my BA in Entertainment and Cultural Enterprise Management on Independence Day August 6th, 2020. POETIC!!!!!!
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I can’t believe you missed the opportunity to say “just shoot me”
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Me: I need to save money
Me: *gets money*
Car: RUKUTUKUTUKUKU
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What if existing worms are just girlfriends that asked their boyfriends the question?
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Suh even hurricane can dweet and me jus deh yah
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Relax. I would relax. My passion is to just take a fucking break and not have to worry about surviving yet another day in this goddamn plane of existence
If you were to follow your passion, money not an option, what would you do?
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Calling all weebs!!! This is not a drill … I repeat: this is not a drill
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Here once again to say it’s wild that such a cold ass line came from Narnia
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I see a lot of people saying there should be bins and while I agree let’s not forget that most people at palisados DROVE there and could easily hold their trash til they got to a bin. Dem jus fuckin nasty
The rocks by Palisados are now infested with Cockroaches and Rats because people keep littering and leaving their KFC and other food stuff when they eat here. Nasty set.
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UWI jus get MasterCard and Nardo already reach New York
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Eating surrounded by fish? Nuh such hope road restaurant this?
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Wow … maybe homegirl was right. At least dem did have life
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“I want you to BE pleasant; not have a pleasant life”
Prime Minster Andrew Holness is urging public sector workers not to use low salaries as an excuse to offer poor customer service to the public.
Also, he says there needs to be an honest discussion around productivity among government workers.
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I’ve heard this before and it’s always such a cheap excuse because Jamaican actors are trained to enunciate for clarity so even the most raw forms of patois are heard clearly. They never tried looking because they didn’t want to
I think a jamaican celebrity spoke on this once (don't wanna misquote anyone so I won't say who)
But the film people fear it they get someone with the authentic accent, most viewers won't be able to understand
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Gender neutral bathrooms are funny to me cuz y’all ain’t never gone somewhere and they just have … Bathroom?????
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Because government workers need their sleep too
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Kingstonians:
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Man saw the news in Jamaica and said “okay here’s what NOT to do”
Kenya's President William Ruto has increased the salaries of civil servants.
Teachers, Police officers, military officers and other civil officers will all benefit from this.
He rejected a proposal to increase the salaries of Senior Government Officials, saying that can wait.
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Job description
Salary: Attractive
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!?!?! Give me the number!!!
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Jamaican taxi drivers drive like you got in the car and told them to follow someone
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You look like the neighbour boy weh the protagonist nuh wah deh wid but she guh mix up herself inna trouble and a you same one help her out of it like you always do cuz u love her long time but you nah tell her cuz she gone uppa di university and you did haffi work cuz pops did-
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Until someone is in my DMs saying this with their chest it’s a lie
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Btw here’s the official pic.
BA in Entertainment and Cultural Enterprise Management
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Y’all can’t be roasting Pokémon for this when FIFA exists
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Doctor cyah get a raise cuz there’s no money. Teachers can’t get a raise cuz there’s no money but this can happen? Lmaooo and people defend dem to hell and back ennuh. Jah
NEWS: Government reveals new salaries for members of the political directorate.
PM's basic pay moving from $9.2m to $28.6m; cabinet minister $6.9m to $22.9 - April 2024.
Finance Minister
@NigelClarkeJa
made the disclosure, along with historical context, in the House Tuesday.
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Ppl my age earning 500k - 1mil a month and mi nuh reach 150? Lmao depression at my gate like
I hope that people seeing the anonymous salaries and ages aren’t comparing themselves.
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Am I the only one imagining someone running backwards with the camera?
So we went to the happiest place on earth and couldn’t help ourselves 😂💜
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I’d love to know what can be saved from minimum wage
Jamaican minimum wage earners are especially being encouraged to save for retirement so as not to fall into old-age poverty.
Read more: (📷: Kenyon Hemans)
#GLNRToday
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I’m not the only one reading this and it sounds sarcastic right?
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@richbadnets
When she seh “mek me guh breed fi a ugly man get a ugly pickney. Too much cute ppl” 💀💀💀💀💀
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“I brought you frankincense”
“Thank you”
“And I brought you Myrrh”
“Thank y-”
“Myrrh-DERRR”
“*gasp* Judas. No.”
name an internet joke that never gets old for you. mine is anything queen Naija lmao
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*sees partying in a movie*
My brain: in a pandemic??
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Them: don’t come here with the fuckry
*me on my way with the fuckry*
Primary School Dance Troupe at JCDC FINALS! Category: FOLK! Everybody knows this song 😂😂😂🇯🇲
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Came out to my mom at the beginning of the month. Happy Bi Week 💖💜💙
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The way I woulda vibrate like Nokia 3310
This is who you face on level 1 billion of the ‘So you think you have Core strength’ game when you’ve defeated all the other overlords of Core power.
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@NahboySalazar
Maybe she doesn’t know how to edit the age limits ... wait ... why is your settings set to women her age???
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My back would like a word
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As I was saying
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Me avoiding the mental breakdown caused by living with my family
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Uh huh. So tell me, as an outsider, what are your views on intelligence?
Any Nigga that claim he’s HETEROSEXUAL but hang with gay Niggas (NON RELATED) is gay too! DL, BISEXUAL ASF. Ion wanna hear shyt.
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Gotta hit em with the classic
Lol you know the funniest thing? When a warm-faced straight dude discovers you're bi and they say "oh you cool, just don't hit on me tho" but it's like... look at me, and look at you. Who and what made you think I'd hit on you? 😂
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ITS OFFICIAL IM FINALLY DONE WITH THAT ACCURSED PLACE AND I HAVE MY FUCKING DEGREE!!!!!!!!!
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Every time I think about actually investing in carnival I see horror stories like this and reconsider
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Quite a number of my problems can be solved with money. Know what I can’t get in Jamaica??
running away from Jamaica ago really solve unu problems? think bout it
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@JevJournalist_
In our good good Christian, once ruled by the Queen, holier than thou, nuhbadi nuh better dan we Jamaica?!?!?! Could neveeeeer
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