Ackee and Saltbitch
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Gin drinker. Champagne lover. Mother of Cats. Funnier in real life. A finance bro. Jamaican
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Was Scarlett Johansson busy?
Kingsley Ben-Adir is set to star as Bob Marley in upcoming biopic.
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Imagine missing out on carnival because you think you're "too fat" to pull off a costume.
I don't know who needs to hear this but get that costume and play mas! Your body is the right body for carnival.
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That you have to pay to get into them.
What is it that they say about Jamaican beaches? 😍
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We need to make inter Caribbean travel more affordable !!!
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Uptown people after BroGod set the curfew for 3pm this weekend.
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My friend got a promotion where she takes home 500k after tax and that’s the only energy I want for 2022
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May I never be in your thoughts or prayers 🙏🏽
just guessed a 4th pregnancy 🤣 I’ll randomly think of ppl and know lolll 4 out of 4 😂😂
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It's hilarious how MEN think what konshens wrote and post is ok.
The man is full of shit and that post was FULL of red flag emotional manipulation tactics.
Don't @ me.
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One of my favorite things about myself is that I am a Jamaican.
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I know she was FIGHTING the urge to roll her eyes.
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I can do without electricity but I CANNNOT do without water.
You HEAR THAT NWC
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This one sweet me because when I was 16 Ashley told my boyfriend he can do better. Ah bayyy bitch
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My flight is delayed cause a guy decided he no longer wants to leave Jamaica so he left the aircraft and demanded his luggage.
And honestly, same.
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Love how he has strength for this but not for his wife.
Sean Paul tells Stefflon Don and Jada Kingdom to end beef and set a better example
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If yuh looking for sweetness to put inside a basket
I am d whole, di whole
di whole blinking market.
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This is the PERFECT temperature. Jamaica needs to stay in this range
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Why are the thieves not staying in their lane ??? How DARE they go to uptown to rob. Do they not know the rich is exempt from being robbed ?!
Break in and hold up in Jacks Hill, the wealthiest community in Kingston , home to German, USA, European Diplomats, Portia, Chuck , BOJ Gov and leaders of several Large Jamaican companies ….
@HoraceChangJM
what a gwaan? Wha kinda pop down business dis
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🗣️🗣️🗣️ JAMAICAN IS NOT A RACE.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE YOU ARE MIXED WITH JAMAICAN IT 👏 MAKES 👏 NO 👏 SENSE.
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Saw 4 school boys at Starbucks and they only had money for one drink so I brought the other 3.
Small acts of kindness go a long way to make other peoples day better
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My friend just got a job that paying over 400k take home.
LORD I SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE FOR OTHERSSSSS
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Remote work 🥹
Business stakeholders are urging the Government to address traffic congestion in towns amid a surge in infrastructure development.
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God know I'm not sad Bolt lost I'm sad that he is hurt and I'm sad that he probably feels like he let us down but he didn't. He did not!
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I just want everyone to do their wedding in a way that sparks the most joy.
Wearwhite, wear pink. Have fake flowers or real ones, sit down dinner or soup and pan chicken. Have it big or small.
Celebrate YOUR love in a way that is most uniquely you and your partner.
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I will never forget the day I was making out with this guy and he stopped mid kiss to use his finger and brush down my mustache hair.
I have never been the same.
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Ive always loved a walk foot man.
Come mek mi pick yuh up baby.
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If its one thing about uptown , they gonna marry their cousin.
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Flirting with people you're not attracted to is way easier than flirting with someone you are attracted to.
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Got a promotion.
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And yet them build Jamaica's highway like a bumboclaat hot wheels race track.
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I realize Barita haven’t come with no response to the 82k drama. Them fire the funny Social media person ?
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I want a travel partner who I can also have sex with
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It’s 2012, you’re in Fiction.
you’ve taken your 5th shot of Cafe Patron, you’re adjusting your peplum dress. Someone spills Appleton special and Pepsi on your platform pumps.
Don’t you worry child - Swedish house mafia comes on.
Your foundation doesn’t match.
This is Bliss.
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When someone blocks you because you have DND on…
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I KILLLED it at work today and I feel so good about myself.
I needed to share that with you all.
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Am I worried about getting the vaccine? Yes.
Am I going to get it anyway ? Yes.
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My vagina might slip out my costume. Beg unno just tuck it back een fi mi
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A man addressed me in Spanish after he found out I was Jamaica, to which I responded "we speak English in Jamaica not Spanish"
He then fixed his mouth to tell me no we also speak Spanish and the capital of Jamaica is SPANISH TOWN. Therefore, we are bilingual.
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I hate, HATEEEEE, LOATTHE ENTIRELY, when I tell people I don't want children and they say " you're still young, you'll change your mind"
First off, NYAM ME.
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Social distancing and quarantining at home are luxuries that many don't have.
Don't debate me.
This is Half Way Tree right now. My attempts at social distancing making it harder to get a taxi.
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I need uptown people to let Lychee cake go.
It tastes baaaadddd
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Why are parents so sneaky with them medical issues ?
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Imagine being a “mental health” expert and having this view on homelessness.
Yuck
This person has taken up residence at a bus stop on Washington Boulevard. A reflection of the free for all & disorder in Jamaica.
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Wife up the girl who cook curry when her nail dem paint white. She nuh fraid a nuttin
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Guys, I am flying to TRINIDAD TODAY.
to know me is to know what a BIG deal this is for me I am carnival, carnival is me.
I have been jumping since I was 17 and I’ve never looked back
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Happy birthday to this girl.
May your dreams come true, your bank account be overflowing and the love never stop.
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I LOATHE when oxtails Jamaicans enter Miss Jamaica. Just because your grandma twice removed was Jamaican doesn’t mean you are.
Literally grinds my gears.
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Good day, this is your reminder to get tested. Yes, even if you're in a relationship.
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Love how this person expected to be outraged and everyone is like ' yup, valid"
A wha dis me a read smaddy tell me say a lie
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It's funny that you're probably someones rich friend and someones poor friend.
Wild.
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Sometimes when I have imposter syndrome I remember Donald trump ran for president and WON.
I can do anything
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Guys - me need likkle big up right now.
a VERY VERY TOXIC guy messaged me after ghosting me for 4 months and guys - I did not engage.
I just said I am over it and moved one.
& I need y'all to appreciate this growth with me cause nothing harder to move away from than toxic man
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Because it’s a waste of time.
Hope this helps.
Why are people sending their resume to apply for a job with no cover letter as another document or written in the body of the email.
It’s honestly giving lazy and unconsidered.
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Curry tastes better with rice and peas and that's a hill I'm willing to die on.
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@LinaSmoov
It’s a long running joke about Scar Jo constantly playing roles meant for POC despite being a YT woman
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What's nicer than having a partner you can talk to about what's going on and they actually supportive ?!?!
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I will go into 30 healthy. Mentally, physically, emotionally.
I am claiming it.
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In the name of Jesus this job will get back to me and tell me I got it and start September 10th.
In the name of Jesus I am claiming it!!!
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I will get a job in Jamaica and move back by December 2019. I am claiming it
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When I saw Wa*ren W*ir kick of the sharethebun challenge I thought he was making a joke about all the bun him give.
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Guys, I start my big people job tomorrow.
Wish me luck
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Why are women so afraid to tell men that they want a relationship?
We end up putting our selves in these situations hoping they will come around when really we should have said what we wanted with our chest from DAY 1.
And if he doesn't want what you want, leave.
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I am so happy that at least one local designer kept fuller girls in mind and not just slim waist thicc girls. Every BODY matters.
Just because someone has a stomach means they only want to wear a full piece monokini.
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If it’s one thing about me? Me ago clear my credit card off.
No debt to di dolly dem
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None of those girls in this picture
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If it's one thing I am grateful for everyday, it's the fact that I am Jamaican.
Zagga zow!
@KingBeenieMan
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@MyaPlanet9
pulled through with Girls Dem Sugar.
#PassTheMicOnBET
#BETAwards
#CulturesBiggestNight
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Protecting the FUCK outta my happiness and peace of mind
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