Jamaicans living in Jamaica, take solace in the fact that we get to eat FRESH patty while diaspora people dem haffi a eat warm up frozen beef patty weh puddung from last month
No. Do NOT do this. The pixel arrangement and resolution for TVs and computer monitors are designed for far and near viewing respectively. Don't mess up your eyes before time.
Imagine. Nanny haffi guh share a bank note with a man now. All announced on
#InternationalWomensDay2022
. She neva ketch bullet inna batty jaw fi this.
It seems Tanya Stephens may be taking the United States off her list of places to travel for the imminent future. "Me nah go nowhere weh mi human rights have to be given up for entry," Stephens said in a post on her Instagram account.
This yt lady assumed I worked at the hotel and asked me why her room key wasn’t working. Mi just tell har, “Sorry about that” and went into the elevator.
The Netherlands has now made their work visa requirements for ALL internationals even more accessible. This means that companies from there are looking to hire people from overseas in droves.
Go ahead, contribute to Braindrain. Don't wait. Apply and Migrate Today.
Fun fact: 400 private jets were used to attend this Climate Change event. Private jet lifestyles have a ~ 100x higher carbon footprint than the average person.
Bredda, di man seh him have we IP addresses lmfaooooo...hold on...is he not breaching the Data Protection Act? Aren't Digicel AND Flow also breaching the Data Protection Act by "providing" him with such information?
Aye, Jamaica ah one big poppy show enuh
FOF was 8/10...unnu just haffi roll wid di right crew:
- drunkard to remind us to drink
- clown to laugh
- dancer to lead the movements
- loud extrovert to bring the hype
- driver who knows their drink limit
- the "mom" who keeps us safe
- cover "artiste" who know every song
A deportation flight to Jamaica from the United Kingdom has reportedly been delayed until after the impending visit of British Royals Prince William and the Duchess of Cambridge Kate.
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So, if Jean, weh work from 19 how long at SSL cyah afford healthcare and funeral expenses at that stage and seniority of her career...wah dat seh?
Either she's a poor financial planner or Jamaica cost of living too high. Which is it?
Do your parents ACTUALLY know and at least vaguely understand what you do for a living?
My modda just tell my uncle dem, when dem ask weh mi do, “You haffi guh ask him when you see him enuh”
The BPO industry was never meant to contribute to Jamaica's positive economic growth. The design of its business model has allowed politicians to tick surface-level "progress" indicators while ignoring underemployment, inflation, and quality of work.
I think I might shed a tear. Guys, this news from Island Grill is worse than when di patty price raise, cause weh dem mean by UNSEASONED FRIES?!?
THAT’S THE ONLY REASON WHY I VISIT 😩
Dolphins located in any waters that are this polluted with no living coral reef is not a good thing at all. In the case of Kingston Harbour, they are only there because we have destroyed their natural habitat and so now they are forced to find food under harsh conditions. 🧵 1/
Unnu nah realize seh if water gone, the farmer dem aggo suffer the most? 95% of NWC water usage is for agricultural purposes.
Unnu a worry bout bathing and nah realize seh food price aggo rise again because of damaged crops.
Cyah believe inna my lifetime mi live fi see Lady Saw enter into dancehall, leave dancehall for the church, dip outta di church fi a likkle bit, and then slip right back in to now prob fully aggo re-enter the clash arena again wid a draw out 😭
Remember when Devon House didn't allow people to go on the grass so that it could "grow back"? It was supposed to be a 6-month timeline. It's been 8+ years now.
With this new renovation, it's even more evident that they just don't want people to lounge around in the space.
Won a machete at Denbigh on the first day. The second day, I won earphones. Today, I’m planning to win a cow. All mi need fi do a answer 2 questions.
If unnu have someweh fi store a cow, let me know please. Thanks.
I always pity AAs because they’re the ones with lost identities and muddled historical recollections based on what they were taught by their school system
Fi real though, unnu memba when we did used to chat the whole night from 11 pm to 5 am to people with Claro/Digicel Free Nights?
Where are those people in your life today???
I don't think people really understand the gravity of Noranda's mining permit application to NEPA. They asked for a total of 8,335 hectares of land.
For context:
- Spanish Town = 6,455 hectares
- Portmore = 3,579 hectares
We're digging up 2 whole cities for short-term profits.
When I go out alone I bring a little notepad (usually for me to think through ideas) and the staff thinks I’m a food influencer critic. I tend to end up with great service and sometimes free food.
When I get the time, I’ll make an entire thread on legal avenues and pathways for Jamaicans to migrate to other welcoming countries in the face of climate change and crime & violence
Look at me doing the government’s work. Put me on payroll please.
So much is happening. One year missing from Beenie and Krystal relationship. Amari a mek her move. Krystal was in the “Straight Jeans and Fitted” magic video? The silence from D’Angel is deafening.
I was having a lengthy discussion with someone who I met yesterday about how red velvet cake was JUST chocolate cake with red food colouring. Turns out she’s a journalist and now I have an interview for Bloomberg and the National Geographic. She also agrees with my hot food takes
Every Sunday is a different ting. Now we haffi guh play Prime Minister fi defend the Minister of Health against our S*gar D*ddy Prime Minister while the real Prime Minister is having his Sunday dinner?
I'm tired.
#StarNews
: Local TikTok users can breathe a huge sigh of relief after the Government, through de facto information minister Robert Nesta Morgan, said there are no plans to ban the use of the app on the island.
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Shoppers Fair really told me that they don't accept 'tap to pay' from my phone because they don't "trust it". Like, hello? When are we going to address this low Digital Literacy issue as a nation? Please, I'm tired.
At 10, my father left me to drive his manual transmission truck alone and got upset with me when it stalled. As if I was supposed to just know how to change gears without him teaching me.
Parents really be expecting you to be independent when yuh balls de'even drop good yet.
We’re developing roads with the wrong materials. Asphalt doesn’t fit our country’s climate profile or landscape . We refuse to put in the infrastructural foundation to make concrete exponentially more sustainable and viable.