Cixahelm Machiel (expelled from the Org13 oops)🍉
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Slightly Autistic. Eternally sleep deprived Sonic Fan (Derogatory), also a MH addict. Running through yet another MH Rise playthrough out of self spite
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the entire fucking point of the original bunny was to be simplistic and comforting and this guy waltzed in, added a fuck ton of overwhelming overstimulating colors and gizmos and shit, and casually calls everyone who disagrees with the design "watermelon in handle people"?!?!?!
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@Emis_doodls
"Golf bat" "It's actually called a Golf Club" IT'S CALLED THE BALL HITTING STICK
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HE ADDED A FUCKING BABY RATTLER TO THE HEAD HOW CAN HE NOT SEE HOW THAT'S INFANTILIZING AUTISTIC PEOPLE?!?!?!
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@GifZelda
Everyone claims that Link is totally mute all the time, meanwhile I headcanon him to be that one guy that is almost entirely quiet but once every few hours he just says something completely out of left field, with utmost confidence, before going quiet again.
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@lucyyonline
Pre-Calculus, basically Algebra on steroids.
(Calc can also mean Calculator in slang, which is the only tool whatsoever you have to multiply 5000 times 5. Pre-calc is how you would've done that before calcs were a thing. Which as established is impossible.)
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@DreMeMoTo
YES, PRECISELY.
I wanna see Sora (or whoever the game focuses on) actively engage with the worlds he visits, not just sit on the sidelines for the 300th rendition of Let it Go or a shot-for-shot remake of Tangled.
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@DewEnjoyer
"I can excuse genocide, but I draw the line at bodily shame."
"You can excuse Genocide?!"
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@BadMedicalTakes
THEN EXPLAIN THE MULTITUDE OF TIMES PEOPLE HAVE JUST COLLAPSED AND DIED UNEXPECTADLY IN HUMAN HISTORY NUN CHARLEMAGNE NORRIS!!!!
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@PokoChokos
*sigh*
The entire joke of Morbius Sweep was that everyone knew it'd be an awful movie, so they were treating it like the Messiah of Hollywood in pure irony.
THE PURPOSE OF AN X-SWEEP IS TO GAS UP AN EXPECTEDLY BAD THING, NOT BRAG ABOUT AN EXPECTEDLY GOOD THING.
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@QuirklessStoner
That's a Muntjac deer, and those weird hole things are actually scent glands hidden under its eyes (and beside its horns I think), used to mark branches or twigs to 'message' other deer.
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Addendum: I should specify that the "overstimulating" part is subjective, several have mentioned how there are numerous sensory-seeking people who'd get a kick out of things. But I ALSO know there's several that would be annoyed or bothered by such, hence my annoyance with it.
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BRO WHAT SINCE WHEN
HOW THE F@#% DID [non-fungible] FREAKS GET THEIR STUPID [dictionary entries] TRENDING?!?! SCREW [cryptid]CURRENCY, I'M A [big shot] NOT A [Big Shit]!!!
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@Jek_Korpen
Person: "I like the old Ariel design better, idk it was more vibrant and stuck out more--"
Person2: "OH SO YOU'RE A RACIST?!?!?! HEY EVERYONE, THIS GUY'S A RACIST!!!! GET 'EM!!!!!!!"
Person: "I grew up with the original film and Kingdom Hearts what do you want from me?"
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@notmoldie
@Critic_Del
Yep, they changed his name to "Ol' Chum", which would've been a cool rename...
except their in-unniverse explanation was that Minion couldn't keep his name because of a Meat Popsicle stand that was called Mr Minion or some shit, a very clear jab at Illumination's Minions.
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@fazbearband
@N1kk1_N00dl3s
@FNaF_Funnies
No the game is notorious for being badly optimized to where it lags badly even on top of the line PCs.
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@FalKoopa_
You're laughing. Wave 5 of the Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Booster Course Pass™️ DLC for the Mario Kart 8 Deluxe™️ game is releasing in summer 2023 and you're laughing.
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@BadMedicalTakes
Actually, the term Cis comes from a latin term for "On the same side" (with trans obviously being "on the other side).
The English Language barely uses Cis, but it comes up a lot in science, such as some molecules being either Cis or Trans depending on how the atoms are arranged
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@TheKevstermania
Here's my take; the Sonic films are faithful, but the Mario movie is FAITHFUL.
Sonic Adapts concepts into a realistic style, where Mario adapts the style itself alongside everything around it.
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@Duuftus
Basically anyone who supports Palestine and/or denounces Israel's genocide/war.
And bro is throwing it around like it's a bad thing and we should be ashamed.
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I think we should all make negative versions of the positive Sonic memes while replacing him with Surge
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anyways follow me for... fuckin idk me ranting about whatever hyperfixation has kidnapped my attention span this week
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@alittleberrygal
I legit have no idea he's just a little guy and Rin decided it wasn't wacky woohoo enough or something
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@SO0u0o
I think what makes JJ so terrifying is that if you pay attention a lot of its adaptations are more in line with a prey adapting to hide/flee from predators.
In other words there's likely SOMETHING that's bigger and more dangerous than it despite its own predatorial tendencies.
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@AL_theBoi
I AM A SPIDER MAN
I AM A SPIDER MAN
I AM A SPIDER MAN MR O'HARA
I AM-- I AM A SPIDER MAN
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@heavyfortres
Long story short
-Madcap used to be a costume for scout. It was noteworthy for it looking poorly made, and iirc Valve literally made it incompatible with the game at large.
-Meanwhile, Reddit made a properly modeled version (seen above) that the sub joked to be a 10th class.
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@g_norm_us
That's it, my dream game has shifted from an RPG or Hack n Slash to a game that baits you into thinking it's a Playtime horror game ripoff only to become Xavier Renegade Angel levels of insanity like 2 minutes in and not let up.
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@YoungDoge7
@stardream61016
First one is Hellena Taylor, the former voice actress of Bayonetta. She tried to cause a boycott for Bayonetta 3 right around its launch, while lying about the circumstances of her not taking the role again.
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@girlcel_
I've usually just treated my many custom characters as OCs so never had that happen (cis guy here) but I'm not too surprised of the amount of people who DO just play as themselves and found out their identity that way. And for those people, I tip my hat to you.
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@lilfowl
"So anyways I overwrote my universe's reality to forcibly ensure the happiness of everyone."
"I-- wh-- You do realize your universe coulda collapsed because of how many canon events you disrupted, right?"
"Want me to bring your family back?"
"NO?!?!?!"
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@BenjaminUrquhrt
Photoshop Wolff: NO!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! STOP!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME!!!!!!!
The Seven Materia Souls:
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@Ozmatt12
I swear to god if I break into his house and there's not a feather in sight I'm gonna lose it, the only think keeping my grasp on reality steadfast is the knowledge that Pyoro is indeed a bird I've been lied to so many times it's mentally draining
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@nescartridges
That's it, if I ever get good enough at art
Danny = Jojo Protag
Timmy = Earthbound looking ass
Jimmy = Sonic Unleashed NPC
Spongebob = Spongebob
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@nosushi_
If they end up in water, keep whistling and, assuming it's not too late, they'll move back to shore and jump out.
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@ShitpostGate
"Once again the game expects me to know what we're doing even though the game has absolutely no explanation for anything."
Ultrahand tutorials back in the first 30 minutes of the game:
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@fyridk
If anything his IH section was the video essay equivalent of a teacher glaring a student in the eye while talking about common mistakes on an assignment. Man said his piece, alluded to some questionable comments from him and his fans in the past, and moved on.
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@JangkoMango
People always joke that fictional characters wearing heels in combat is inconvenient/dangerous but never consider how fucking terrifying it would be to see someone running full-force at you in 6 inch stilettos without losing any balance.
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@PoorlyAgedStuff
Two-sided context
-YandereDev is a fucking pedophile, so most of the dev team and VAs left after the allegations.
-Even somehow ignoring that aspect, he was KNOWN to work at a snail's pace and was generally bad at coding (the infamous Else-if meme)
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@Yonnitheducc
*BUMPUMPUMPUMPUMPUMPUMPUMPUM*
WWOOOAACEAN MAN, TAKE ME BY THE HAND LEAD ME TO THE LAND
THAT YOU UNDERSTAND
WOOOAAACEAN MAN, THE VOYAGE TO THE CORNER OF THE GLOBE IS A REAL TRIP
OOOOCEAN MAN, THE CRUST OF THE TAN MAN IMBIBED BY THE SAND
SOAKIN UP THE THIRST OF THE LAND
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Shut up Slink I'm in a Wii U
sorry pal but can we make a bed
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@MTG_Apollo
>"Tweet", "Retweet", "QRT", etc. were all mainstream language, thrown out because of "muh branding"
>Is now named like a fucking porn site
>Unbanned a shit ton of accounts that were banned for good reasons
>Bots
>Everyone still calls it Twitter almost a year after the rebrand.
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Cross-arm guy just turned 18, loudly announcing that World War III has begun solely because they threw beans on him.
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@BluVoltVA
Side antagonist who only shows up briefly but ends up being far more memorable than the primary antagonists
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@DuskPanthera
4U was goated
-You work through the ranks
-You kill the flagship
-Actually no you didn't and now it's become a greater threat.
-Mostly unrelated Hub storyline that's more subtext than anything.
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@lucyyonline
Indeed. It's a weed out course (most still use Calcs and none of the teachers/professors really care)
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@NotCucumber1
So basically
-Afton does his crimes, and ends up in the Springlock suit as a result, dying by the time of Pizzeria Simulator
-Mimic is created and takes on the mantle/motives of Afton, becoming the -Trap characters after PizSim.
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@TeedgeeOfficial
Nintendo seems to be the only company right now that seems to understand that you can't make a good game by just throwing comically large budgets onto it. They cut corners a lot, but they're experts at knowing exactly which corners to cut without compromising anything else.
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@catg1rlpyro
"It's my first day in homophobia school I hope they don't find out I'm homosexual"
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@db_witch
Gender me this, GyattMan-- I am somewhere not defined as here, I am one but go by many, and I fall upon the thin-yet-walkable halfway line. What pronouns do I use?
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Joker and co. when they have Sora's treasure in hand only for Roxas, Ventus, Xion, and like 200 Dream Eater spirits to ambush them all at once:
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@ComicLoverMari
I PUT THE NEW FORGIS ON THE JEEP
I TRAP UNTIL THE
BLOODY BOTTOMS IS UNDERNEATH
CAUSE ALL MY [my lawyers have advised me to redact this lyric] GOT IT OUT THE STREETS
I KEEP A HUNDRED RACKS INSIDE MY JEANS
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@smolgrapeVT
I HAVE A STATEMENT TO RETRACT, MARIO IS AN EXCELLENT INDIVIDUAL, HE RESCUED MY HUSBAND, THAT'S RIGHT, HE SAVED HIM IN A CAR CRASH WHEN HE HIT A TRUCK THAT WAS *THIS BIG* AND I SAID "THAT'S HORRIBLE" SO I'M MAKING AMENDS ON REDDIT DOT COM--
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@yoru_nightokazu
@apex_strong
Imagine posting this for... whatever emotion porn stars try to elicit, only to be bombarded roughly a month later with dozens of comments saying "Sonic Frontiers Sex Update"
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@GreatCheshire
Persona 4 is a game about a team of seven homosexual teens, six of whom are in the closet, and some bear they found.
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@BadMedicalTakes
It should be noted that if blood is that thick, you're likely already dead or about to die. In fact, that's actually how Snake Venom kills; by coagulating and thickening the blood to force a clot in the veins.
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@nooddels1
Dementia isn't like losing an arm or leg, or being in a wheelchair, or being blind. It's not a disability that you can live with and be happy in spite of the odds.
It's a disease, one that turns someone into an empty husk of who they were before killing them at the end.
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@BadMedicalTakes
Either this person is shooting down a person who thinks that's how it works, or she genuinely thought that would happen in this case and is disappointed/surprised.
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@KirbyCheatFurby
Color Splash really was Intelligent System looking at Sticker Star and being like "ok but what if it was actually good" and created our lord and savior Leston.
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@Shadow_AntiSJW
It's been said to death but the fact that they went 20 years referring to Vivian as female only to abruptly shift to calling her via masculine pronouns purely because they found out she's trans needs to be studied. These people are the biggest haters on the planet, and for what?
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@cenballos8
@HailEternal
Just prior to this, they devised a plan to shoot the pod with the alien out into space, with the lady landing back on earth in the other pod. Sadly, they miscalculated, sending the lady into the void while the alien gets released onto earth to kill everyone.
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@HSeregios
CB is one of those cases where it's only """COMPLICATED""" if you're completely new to the weapon. Once you get it down pat, it's no different from Longsword or Switch Axe in terms of complication.
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