Keego
@keegolaughs_irl
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D’twitter of Keego, former 12th place winner rear of the year, current nude gardener…… mostly an Irish comedian from Bray, Co Wicklow……. mostly. 🔺
Wicklow, Ireland
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@Paula_White
Hahahahah!
There should be * but only if you agree with me* written at the end of that tweet.
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@oconnellhugh
@ciananbrennan
hahahah that is up there with the father ted presentation where he says he isnt a racist!
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@Murray_Kinsella
Pathetic stuff. So you can elbow someone and get time off for saying sorry after
They either care about player safety or they don’t
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@MCUTrekkie
@ThatKevinSmith
@MNightShyamalan
Anyone who uses cis and hides behind avatars should have their opinion treated the same way they hold their own. If you won’t put a face to it or your name to it, heh you’re just shouting into an empty room looking for a hug. Aaaawwwww
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I think today is the day we all report
@gemmaod1
for her bile and hate speech. I have just done it.
#reportgemma
spread the word
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@RuaidhriOC
Not sure it was a cheap shot, just an unfortunate outcome. Are we
Expecting the defender not to attempt to save the try. ??
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@Murray_Kinsella
It’s just pick a length of time out of a hat now isn’t it.
If it wasn’t DuPont would it be that long?
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@MMAFighting
He took Sean lightly and paid the price. It’s that simple. There are very few easy fights in the top 10 in most divisions.
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@scrowder
Average wage doesn’t work as a real stat! More people making big money, more people making low money. The middle is disappearing!
Don’t hide behind stats that have bigger holes than the plot to minority report
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@chapperslite
@JulianAssange
ah yes, when intelligent people make jokes too many levels above me ;)
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@GOSofficialpage
It’s money! Eddie wants to make more money and expects a deal. Croker gave the same deal they gave to Garth brooks. It’s the promoter being the problem here
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@princess_antifa
@_jasonroche_
Barrie isn’t a film made for us
Harley Quinn IS made for us….
Also, they’re fiction !!!!!
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@Cheapheatparty
@SimonHarrisTD
What where you expecting! Him to burst into the dàil like John mclaine???
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@AJemaineClement
I use it for everyday tasks too
TOILET
KEBAB
GUINNESS
it works for everything!
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@EwanMacKenna
Ewan , you know I love ya but you’re just stirring shit now.
That was unreal from an Irish team. Everything left out there. That hasn’t happen in Irish sport many times. That wasn’t a freak result, that was world 1 and world champions fighting it out and we ate our dinner !
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@WrestleFeatures
It’s a work. It elevates Perry / Miri as well as making punk the grumpy old man he said he was at the last presser
No one got hurt everyone was ready to break up to guillotine.
@ToBeMiro
is back to being a Twitter superstar . Everyone is elevated.
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@StephenEspinoza
So you're happy that the fight YOU where involved in wasn't the biggest fight ever. Making yourself look minor league just to give McG stick on twitter??? You're a baby!
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@evan_kapitansky
@411RebelYell
To be fair, if you where being harassed by paparazzi like he was, you’d lash out too. If a stranger gets too close to you or your family you should do the same
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@mir_ocall
@SimonHarrisTD
Chill Miriam! Follow the guidelines and tell others to do so aswell! Very simple! This is bigger than taking shots at ministers on twitter
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@JeremyDixonDJ
Ah Jeremy, you watch game of thrones etc etc.... storylines don’t take away from enjoyment. Especially if they are good storylines
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What a night!
When the scoreboard went against us, we got louder!
Always a pleasure
@leinsterrugby
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@CarlZha
@_jasonroche_
For young people in Ireland, owning a home isn’t resistance….. it’s impossible
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@JimboPowlerio
@eanna_jpg
Bring class in victory and defeat is a lesson to pass on to your kids that is the most important
Even when we are heartbroken we have to show our kids that we are not our victories or our defeats, we are the moments in between
Raising a (few too many) glasses to king
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@AllBlacks
Saluting your lads today! Massive shift from you all
Gutted we came up short but you lads won it, we didn’t lose it.
Go win the fekin thing now!
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@DaraghCassidy
@FMRadioGavin
@IrishRail
Fair play
@gardainfo
! Well dealt with. No one got hurt, kids won’t listen ! If you throw shit on a dart you get dealt with! Saluted
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@ZellnerLaw
Maybe Houston isnt worried about their entire judicial system falling apart due to malpractice as Wisconsin is? That is the issue, if you free SA (we hope you do )then the entire house of cards falls down. They wont let that happen
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@newschambers
Fair play
@LeoVaradkar
getting involved with the banter. Can we get Leo cardboard cut outs sticking out of random bushes around ireland!!! Leo pointing the finger!
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@WrestleClips
He was an absolute mark not to sue Bradshaw. He could have retired off that. Instead he got worked into not suing for 1 shorty win over Bradshaw. 🤦♂️
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@Munsterrugby
Thats horrific news. Even while I wear my blue jersey I was looking forward to watching Snyman! Kilcoyne is always a monster and Kleyn looked good against us on Sat too.
All the best to all, quick recovery, see you soon
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@thepaulwilliams
Great point, but unfortunately in sport, women making noise are often ignored sadly. They need a few top seed fellas (whatever the sport) to help spread the word
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@EmmanuelAcho
On his publicly injured? What in the name of jaysus is publicly injured? An injury you can see? So if you didnt see the injury happen, and the ankle stepping happened, it would be a fluke? these things happen in sport. No story
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@MandyGall7
Hahahahaha Amanda! If you want to have an opposing view maybe use facts instead of saying an expert in his field doesn’t have a clue
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@sinnfeinireland
@loreillysf
Lads your finger is so far off the pulse of the nation that it’s disappeared up somewhere dark!
Stay silent, let the real politicians deal with this crisis. And this is from someone who wasn’t a Leo fan!
@MaryLouMcDonald
showing reverse leadership with the low volume too
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@EwanMacKenna
Did you watch the game?
The just played their best game in 3 years. Doesn’t discount that we didn’t play our best but the all blacks played out their skin today.
Sport is cruel. The offer to watch a few games when your over is still open
But your post match analysis is from
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@Hanelizaa
@newschambers
Anytime I went to a nightclub I was socially distanced due to my dance moves...
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@CoraSherlock
@loveboth8
@SimonHarrisTD
Cora showing how much faith she has in her beliefs by using the withdrawal method for tonight's debate. Hilarious!!!!
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@TheJordanOliver
@GCWrestling_
@Air_Blake2234
All very impressive, but it’s a performance not a fight simulation. There’s always someone who can flip better, but showing that your hurt is where the $ is!
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@rodericogorman
@SeanDefoe
When you start playing the victim game , a lot of people over the age of 12 without a political leanings with off. Adults don’t play victims, it ruins real victims. You’re not a victim here
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@JenniferMaguire
@RTE2fm
I wear a mask because I don’t know if I have the virus and I don’t want you to possibly catch it
I assume by people not wearing them, they really don’t care if they either have the virus or spread it. Selfish people everywhere
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@stephenbyrne
@rtesecretpro
Lads, it is only the tiny media group who know what you are talking about whereas spacey and weinstein where known about outside their areas! So if you KNOW something then you have to report it, fuck twitter! go to the police!!
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@lucygormane90
HES OUTSIDE ! Don’t be a lemon! There was no one near him until that plank walked up on him with a camera!
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@KeithyWalsh
That’s bigger than music, music is subjective. That’s 100,000 people lifting someone up who’s struggling
That’s not music, that’s something else and it’s very special
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@LunchtimeLiveNT
@ciarakellydoc
Lads, we have to be honest. There are things that alot of people think that cannot be said out loud and this is one of those things. Alot of your listeners agree with him, but will never say it out loud
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Try to keep the mental stuff off social media. But yesterday was the first birthday without ma and I’m heartbroken all over again.
Hug those you love.
… no need to reply… just call/text / walk into the next room and hug your aul pair!
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@EwanMacKenna
Let’s turn off Newstalk for a day. 1 news bulletin instead of every hour and see how our mental health is at the end of the week. We know what they say, we know we agree or not. So let’s live our lives responsibly and ignore the media
#turnoffnewstalk
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@IrishRugby
Blood sweat tears and broken bones left out there for our jersey
Not our day but we keep knocking on the door
I can’t wait to get the green jersey on again! In fact, I may sleep in line tonight
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@_joshpray
Good man
@_joshpray
! Don’t forget! Ireland are playing in the rugby World Cup! That kicks off next Sunday !!! Live from japan!
@IrishRugby
send the jerseys to big Josh! The man is now officially , on of us!
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@MaiaDunphy
Longer drinking time is a horrific idea. We can’t handle our booze at normal closing. Drinking until 5am? Terrible idea
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@KING5Seattle
@YourAnonNews
yea cause that's exactly how democracy works isn't t? Preach peace then riot when you don't get your own way
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@TadghMcN
@paulmurphy_TD
The fella who frightened an old lady enough to lock herself in her car is worried about far right?
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Thank god they finally caught THE DILDO BEACH MURDERER!!!!
Laughed coffee out my nose
@TheJimCornette
@GreatBrianLast
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@DoireannGarrihy
Jail for life for anyone who does it. No 3 strikes, straight to jail forever. Govt can send a message on behalf of Ashling and the growing list of victims!
@LeoVaradkar
@MichealMartinTD
go do your job and protect the women of Ireland
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I usually believe in humans being good but I read through the replies
@hazechu
got on the post about the 2 stupid people who won’t be mentioned. And I’ve lost all faith in humanity. I really hoped we where better than that....
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@BenDavison_
@KuganCassius
Lads, head to inner city Dublin, see where the money has come from and then comment. I would rather people lived without intimidation / worse than watching fury v joshua. Real life is out there lads, the money comes from a rotten place.....
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@ciarakellydoc
@dreddiemurphy
@LunchtimeLiveNT
Phone sex? Mudderahjaysus, that wouldnt fly during the time of the family phone in the hall would it?????
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@SmallerFishGAA
If you don’t know what you’re looking at then sit down.
Explain to me the preceding phases that lead to that pressure releasing kick that allowed the team to reset the defensive line
I have a coffee in hand, I’ll wait for your expert response
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@RuaidhriOC
Mudderahjaysus! The game was 5 days ago! Let’s recharge before getting into our next rwc. A huge amount of evolution to happen in the meantime
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@kennethphyland
Skelton had a great game in every facet. The clip above is the most important
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@_joshpray
@TourismIreland
@officialgaa
Our man made it to croker !! Good man
@_joshpray
! Enjoy Dublin!
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@EwanMacKenna
@paulmurphy_TD
Paul Murphy is a wind sock , will change direction whenever the wind does .
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@rugbycoverage85
They’re very different examples lads,
You know that.
1 is remonstrating after causing the damage, the other is fighting for player safety
If it was ringrose and not sexton, you’d all be saying it was good leadership.
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Dear
@greenparty_ie
simmer down with the war imagery when we want to insulate homes.
Absolute notions on ya!!!! Just stay awake and grow veg on the windowsills
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@BrendanPorath
@SportsJOEdotie
The Americans don’t play well with others. It’s how the college system breeds them. It’s how they are in singular sports. There is no switch to team events. They’re currently shouting at each their in the locker room instead of planning their way out
They should just play the
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@IAmJericho
And there are people who say the 🐐 has lost a step ;)
5000 years old and still rolling like he was 20! Saluted
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@RENUAIreland
@AodhanORiordain
Jaysus Renua love a group of cells, love an aul foetus they do. Not a fan of a born human...... Big fans of taking away choice, massive fans of being vagina nazis..... Incapable of reading Aodhan remarks and understanding same
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@steveohrourke
Nope. Obvs the journey a trans person goes through is to be supported and applauded. As a separate (and less important point) sport is a tricky one. If I have decades with male hormones and I transition it’s an unfair advantage. 240 characters ain’t enough for this convo
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@VICE
God bless Alabama! If only this was law when I was in school! I'd have used better chat up lines on my chemistry twacher
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@YumisaraT
@YourAnonNews
bigots are easily confused ! Youre welcome to come stay in Ireland. We don't harass people
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Lads (as a collective term) who is up for buying a few billboards in New Zealand to give a bit of stick to the home team?
Share this and we’ll get it sorted!
@IrishRugby
@RugbyKino
@HarpinOnRugby
@LeinsterRoyalty
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Oh 💀 💩 L2! After the shittiest day of th decade I ducking needed that! I laughed, I cried, I sharted......... yea I really should clean that up! I’m sending the bill to
@VancityReynolds
, he’s worth a few quid now.
#deadpool2
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Me when I hear the turkey is ready
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@MattWalshBlog
@FrontRowBrian
Nah mate it seems that when you have an exception that suits your POV, you treat it as the rule! But I do love a good generalisation so you continue, because it seems that all politicos are just pompous smarmy ball-bags aren’t they ;)
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