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Co-host of the 𝕬𝖗𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖐𝖓𝖊𝖘𝖘 podcast @artofdarkpod | MODERATION St. Paul Oct 3-13 @badmouthtc | BASILISK
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I’ve “worked remotely” more or less since 2004. It’s the single greatest “perk” a wagie peasant like most of us can get, and anybody who tells you otherwise is selling you something. Every young person should position themselves for a job that can be done remotely.
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“If they’re drafted, I’ll personally see my military-age daughters get on that plane to Kyiv. This family answers the call, including our young womenfolk.”
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Chomsky’s reputation going up in flames is such a huge whitepill.
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Nah, Airbnb is just another Silicon Valley bait and switch. Get a userbase, then fuck them over at scale.
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@A_tothe_Z_Amber
Because they called shooter down and were ready to move. Because he’s not a coward.
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Getting a vasectomy at the DNC in Chicago is the contemporary equivalent of being entombed with a Pharaoh.
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Who actually is serving as the president right now? In terms of the role itself. It’s not this guy.
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The romance between the Boomers and the Television is the greatest of all time. They’ve been through it all, never gave up on each other, and are going to eternity together.
Get you one who looks at you like a Boomer looks at network news.
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They more or less just legalized gambling in America, nobody has said shit about it, and nobody had a choice. If you think this is even remotely a democracy, I have a new crypto to sell you. Mickey Mouse is a bookie now and he wants your rent money.
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The most “psychedelic” thing you can do is to have children.
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“Look at my public intellectuals dawg I’m gonna have to accept everything is a lie dawg”
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@aaronAcarr
I make my own coffee and mistakenly took a $10 plastic kettle from an Airbnb that had every item, door, light switch, and room labeled down to the glassware. Guy threatened to call the police lmao
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@yhdistyminen
@agraybee
Yeah, America is a cult of death that worships youth but hates and murders and tortures children as a matter of course.
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@Mr_JamesLandis
@stanimorph
@SweatieAngle
@MrButterChicken
Grew up in ND. All my people are buried there.
Got out as fast as I could. And that’s not to throw shade. One of the redeeming qualities of America is, you can get on a bus and go a long way away any time.
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A nu metal cover band called LinkedIn Park that only does corporate gigs.
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Further evidence we are in a spiritual war with an ancient corn demon.
You're not the only thing sweating...look at the high blob of humidity in the Midwest. That's from corn sweat! Corn releases a lot of moisture in the summer and that means high humidity.
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@blewmarine
If only we had a word to describe a bleak, labyrinthine social-emotional situation such as this!
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If you want to understand the psychology of Millennials, you need to imagine being born into a world where everything began to get exponentially worse just as you emerged into adulthood. That’s the key to our collective psychology.
Generation terror.
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We are in the “any hour now” phase of anticipating labor for our second son and I’d appreciate any and all calls for a healthy and smooth delivery. My nerves, they are wracked I’ll confess.
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@JohnGalt21
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Quite a presumption to imagine we can know the mind of God, and the limits of his mercy. And so we hope.
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I hope everybody realizes the useless security theatre the TSA puts us through exists to condition us to government authority over your physical person and is one of the reasons so many people utterly folded to the Covid hoax.
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When my Catholic mother suddenly died in 2011, Lakota men beat drums and sang when we laid her into the ground, because she was a well-liked teacher on the reservation for some years. I wept. I haven’t been back to her grave.
Your opinions about the Scorcese mean nothing to me.
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"We don't have free will but I'm rich and you're not" will forever be the funniest position these goons take.
Sam Harris says "consciousness is the ground truth of reality" and even the notion of free will is nonsense. What do you think?
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My great-grandfather died when a horse jumped and a till ran over him on the farm. Left eight children behind. Dirt poor Irish in North Dakota. Rope for a belt. My grandmother had eleven children and was a hard, stern woman.
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These are adjunct professors.
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Happy to report we have a moving baby in a belly. Pray for our growing family if you’re inclined.
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I am a 55-year-old lifelong Republican. I hunt, fish, own an AR-15, and listen to Hank Williams, Jr. and I’m voting Democrat for the first time in my life to save our democracy
I am a 55-year-old lifelong Republican. I hunt, fish, own an AR-15, and listen to Hank Williams, Jr. and I’m voting Democrat for the first time in my life to save our democracy
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@pmarca
People crave the real.
Guys should i go to the Austin 290 waffle house to interview the chair girl. I used to work there.
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Simulation is shutting down and I’m not kidding.
I'm sitting next to a Lincoln impersonator at the airport bar. He's watching MSNBC reporting on yesterday's assassination attempt. This is easily the most surreal thing I've ever witnessed.
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JUST IN - Sex offender Jeffrey Epstein moved $270,000 for Noam Chomsky and paid $150,000 to Leon Botstein — WSJ
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One of the worst things about American social life, and the thing that has led us to become the most gullible, naive and brainwashed suckers in history, is the rotten idea of the “work ethic.”
Peasant mentality.
Matt Walsh: “Taking a sick day as an adult should be pretty embarrassing for you”
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@ara_hagopian
So much of theatre, TV and film boils down to “I like looking at pretty people.” Baseline fact.
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Let’s be real the best thing that could happen to a lot of us would be for our phones to explode.
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@extradeadjcb
Speedrunning a lonely unloved and forgotten death, but hey those Funko Pops don’t pay for themselves.
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No forgiveness. No forgetness. No grace. Total guillotine season for these people. None of them should have careers.
NYU Professor calls for COVID amnesty on Bill Maher:
“I wanted a harsher lockdown policy. In retrospect: I was wrong… But here's the bottom line: We were doing our best. Let’s give a little grace and forgiveness.”
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I am lazy
You are NOT lazy. You are exhausted from the grief and trauma you’ve endured. Also, one very real response to trauma is shutting down - according to polyvagal theory this is called dorsal vagal shut-down. Its when you freeze and maybe even dissociate, have little energy, and feel
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The key to understanding this is: the Covidians were primed and already brainwashed before the event itself kicked off.
Never forget how easily half of the country was brainwashed into hating those who refused to take Pfizer and Moderna's experimental mRNA injections.
Do they stop infection or transmission?
Why are so few taking boosters?
Are they safe and effective?
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Hey if the free market decides my son is gonna eat bugs fer’ protein and pay to date and then marry some kinda Internet robot lady, who am I to say different? The good Lord works in mysterious ways.
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