Detective Wolfman
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Hardboiled Loner, Loved by the Moon, the Noirmaxx King with that ROCK N ROLL thing! A Man for All Seasons.
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ON THE BEAT is back with another bitchin brouhaha of bangers. Nothing like a little hard rock and heavy metal to help you meet the heat. Whether you're on the case, on the run, or on the prowl, I've got the grooves for your moves.
Episode 29 - "Grease the Groove"
DIG IT!!!
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Excellent social commentary of a half naked hoodlum getting high and committing multiple, unprovoked murders and then feeling shocked and victimized when regular people get pissed and want to be rid of him at the end.
6 years ago, Childish Gambino released 'This is America'
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“No attachments. Have nothing in your life that you can’t walk out on in 30 seconds flat when you spot the dog coming around the corner.”
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You need to be Noir-maxxing. Hanging in bars, pool halls, and gyms that host underground fights. You need to be peeping windows, gathering info, assessing motives, flirting mercilessly, using dead drops. You need to be friendly with cops and criminals alike. Become hardboiled.
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The tragedy of WES ANDERSON is that the one movie he was born to make is the one that Hollywood will never allow - The journey of the Three Kings bearing gifts in search of the Christ child.
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By having sex with them.
Former Russian sex spy reveals how she manipulated her targets into becoming ‘obsessed’ with her
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*We can’t maintain your water and power
Daily showers are purely ‘performative’ and have no real health benefit, experts insist
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@kautzmania
American rappers aping this Africa shit reminds me of SoCal punks singing with phony British accents. Cringe shit.
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Thinking of one of my Holiday favorites - UNCLE BUCK. Funny how the whole premise is how Buck is a LOSER who needs to get his life together, but you watch it now and his life is far richer, more interesting, and impressive than that of the average asshole nowadays.
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Never forget that when an actual salt of the earth, working class, Christian family was being railroaded by the feds it was bubs, dissidents, and shitposters that came to their aid - put their own money on the line - while these “serious conservatives” pussed out.
I deleted my repost of the GiveSendGo appeal for the Rufini family. Some conservatives I trust got their hands on the arrest warrant for the 15 year old boy, and it contains horrifying stuff, far beyond what the GiveSendGo indicates.
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We used to be a real country.
In the 1980s you could send in unsolicited pitches/outlines for Miami Vice episodes and receive a reply letter from Michael Mann.
That letterhead is just awesome.
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You used to see this type of guy everywhere in the 90s.
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@lporiginalg
This is technically correct since being dead from myocarditis drastically reduces your risk of being in a car accident.
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Walking into the barbershop and asking for "The Frazetta."
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@Aristos_Revenge
Crazy how time keeps pushing us further and further from the Holocaust and yet the world is still filled with 70-year-old “Holocaust survivors.”
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“Oh rEaLly? WelL hOW doES SaNTa tRaVEl aroUnD thE wHOLe woRld iN onE NiGHt?!”
Magic, you fucking retard.
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I’m reading JURASSIC PARK right now, and no disrespect to Spielberg, but he really blew it by scrapping the part where Muldoon hunts the T-Rex in a Jeep with a rocket launcher while downing a bottle of whiskey.
That is Quint-level shit.
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This is what Michael Crichton wanted
I’m at the Mainframe…
I’m at the swimming pool….
I’m at the combination Mainframe swimming pool
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I’m just gonna start applying for high paying jobs that I have no business doing.
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This is a typical Reddit opinion. The final lyric is “I’m a cool rockin’ daddy in the USA.”
The song - while an indictment of U.S. foreign policy and depletion of industry - is a testament to the dauntless spirit of the American founding stock, which is what America actually is.
Bruce Springsteen’s “Born In The U.S.A.” has jumped to
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on the U.S. iTunes Song Chart, the 40th consecutive year of people not listening to the lyrics.
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Just went to my used book shop and saw they had probably over 100 Louis L’Amour books. The most they’ve ever had.
Which means someone’s dad/granddad just died and they pawned all his books.
And damned if that doesn’t make me sad.
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This what the average "working woman" looked like before 1963. Thanks, libs.
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Saw a lot of discussion on the TL last week about Joel Schumacher's best film, FALLING DOWN (1993). Most of it about whether the film is BASED or NOT, what the screenwriter and director intended vs what the audience perceived, etc. All of it missing the most important point -
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White Boy Summer has commenced.
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@aelfwineR
@Aristos_Revenge
The Holocaust: “That’s what I love about these Holocaust survivors, man. I keep getting older but they stay the same age.”
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“But what if James Bond had ZERO charisma?”
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@joshua_of_gr
It practically writes itself. Darjeeling Limited basically serves as a rough draft.
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I never watched Doctor Who because it always looked like a cheap, boring show for girls who liked Neal Gaiman but I love that people think making the first black Doctor Who a down low brotha who sings and dances and eats watermelon is somehow owning the racists.
Doctor Who is SO VERY BACK. And I absolutely love that Russell T Davies saw all the "Doctor Woke" hate on Twitter and was like "Oh, you think him being a black gay guy is woke!? Look at THIS, NERDS!" 😂😂😂
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I don't really have hot takes, except that Tim Burton's PEE WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE is a David Lynch movie for kids.
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For all of its flaws SHOGUN is worth it just for this dude.
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The TUBI Film Noir section is insane. You need to be taking advantage before someone buys the app and fucks is up.
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This, Sam Raimi Spider-Man, LOTR…
I beg you friends, don’t go!
This is Hollywoods Hail Mary to stay financially solvent. All the money from these screenings will just fund the next X-Men reboot starring the cast of Dune.
We can end it here. We can end it for all time.
‘ALIEN’ and ‘THE MUMMY’ are being re-released in theaters this weekend.
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New term for normal men just dropped.
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Just got paid for some of my writing so it’s a Miller High Life kind of night.
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Underrated Alain Delon performance in SCORPIO where he plays a government assassin with a fondness for stray cats.
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Bronze Age Mindset is not the first book I've read twice, but it's the first book I've read twice in the same year.
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@SaladBarFan
It’s even worse than that - I was more articulate ten years ago. A malaise has settled on our minds like a weighted net.
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What life in the Kali Yuga does to a mfr
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50 years from now they’ll still be realizing how much of a work of art this movie is.
This is kind of cheating, but I edited Tim Burton's Batman (1989) into a silent film and I rewatch it so often. One of my favorite creative exercises I've ever done, speaks to Burton's visual genius that the film still works so well without sound.
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Training in MMA, studying the blade.
He knows what’s coming. He opened the gate…
Mark Zuckerberg is in Japan right now making Katanas with Japanese Sword Master, Akihira Kokaji.
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I’d make a MAD MAX movie set right after the original but from the perspective of a gang of young motorcycle punks, just getting a taste for the outlaw life. Until a black V8 Interceptor starts picking them off one by one. Mad Max as horror movie monster.
MAD MAX: HELL PATROL
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I used to feel like a sissy for ordering a sweetened cold brew, but now I just say “This is dandyism” and strut out into the world, twirling my pocket watch with gusto.
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Divine carelessness. Behold, the happy warrior.
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In Louis L’Amour’s autobiography he talks about how vital pocket paperbacks were for him. A wandering laborer - ranch hand, sailor, cattleman, boxer, hobo - he could purchase the greatest works of literature and philosophy for a few cents at any shop, harbor, or camp depot.
Pocket paperbacks should be the standard and common format of physical book editions. The current formats are too unwieldy for what should be a far more portable form.
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Tonight’s the night for pizza, beer, and INHERENT VICE.
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We can end it here. We can end it for all time.
Actor, writer strikes could lead to Hollywood's 'absolute collapse' if not resolved soon: former Paramount CEO
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@0uts1de_inman
Because “trade” was never a thing. The only way to have an exotic dish is to allow your country to be invaded.
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@Bonsly1927
Movies:
- The Big Sleep
- The Maltese Falcon
- Out of the Past
- Asphalt Jungle
- Crime Wave
- Chinatown
- Harper
- Night Moves
- Cutter’s Way
- The Killer Inside Me
Books: The works of
- Dashell Hammett
- Raymond Chandler
- James Ellroy
- Jim Thompson
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The category of millennial is too big. It needs a sub distinction of pre/post SpongeBob SquarePants because there is a big and obvious damn difference.
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The Lord works in mysterious ways.
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How are you, as a woman, not Grace Kelly from REAR WINDOW?
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This man is going to DIE FOR THE AUDIENCE because he's the last man in the game without contempt for us.
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"If we get out of this we should really get involved in local politics..."
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Just a little trip to the DINER before the ball drops.
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Of 59 professional fights, Louis L’Amour won 54 - 34 by knockout.
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@amalieskram
Ultimately, yes. I like to think about a dusky, majestic, Eva Green type, but the moment a five-foot blonde pawg waddles by I’m AFTER IT.
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He's a got a cute girlfriend who wants to marry him, he's got hobbies, he dresses like a boss, makes a little money gambling, and everybody who knows him likes him.
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This is all I want in a candidate.
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@lotus__point
Seeing so many people - especially those I once thought were sharp and individualistic - go along with this shit drives home the certainty that they would try to eat me alive if I show my hand too soon. And I know I'm not so special that I'm the only one who feels this way.
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12 hour day today. Working again tomorrow. Really feeling the pull of the weekend.
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"If I am curt with you it's because I'm in the coffee zone."
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Too Chestertonian to be Nietzschean
Too Rock n Roll to be Trad
A cavalier bub
A Gauguin of the gutter
The Hardboiled Loner
The Man for All Seasons
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Just got off the phone with my previous employer. The long and short is he wanted me to come back and take up my old role but wasn’t offering better pay or benefits.
It may be true that “nobody wants to work anymore” but it’s doubly true that nobody wants to fucking PAY anymore.
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These ghouls will tell you, “this is the show we need right now” about some retard Marvel shit when everyone knows the show “WE NEED right now” is a Columbo-style Detective show directed by David Lynch and starring Norm MacDonald.
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If you’re a single, childless fella in your 30s I think it might be time to stop looking for a wife and start forming a gang.
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What a blessing
This dog had been missing for two weeks and this was the house cat's reaction when he was finally found 🤗
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Without downloading a new pic where u at mentally?
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"Before we go any further, I have to know...are you Noir-maxxed?"
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Post 4 screenshots from your comfort movie
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